In Soul Society, I just want to retire

"Your disciple, Aizen Sosuke... he was actually slacking off at work! Don't you think this behavior is shameful? As his teacher, shouldn't you criticize him severely?" Hirako Mako said seriously.

"Indeed, this behavior is truly shameful. How can you slack off during work hours?" Yamabuki Ditang put the novel on the table into the drawer. "I support you morally. You should condemn him. Go ahead. I have important work to attend to."

"Don't think you can stay out of this! Why is he slacking off at work now? Didn't he learn it all from you? As a teacher, why don't you teach him something else? Why did you teach him the skills of being lazy and slacking off! Correct this bad habit of his as soon as possible! Otherwise, I, the captain, will be exhausted sooner or later!" Hirako Mako grabbed Yamabuki Ditang fiercely.

Yamabuki Ditang refused to leave his office no matter what. "As the saying goes, a master can only lead you to the door, but the practice is up to you. I'm just passing on my skills to him. As for how he uses them... what does it have to do with me? Don't bother me here. I'm at the most critical part of the novel and I really want to see how the plot develops next!"

"This is a prime example of how the lower beams will be crooked if the top beam is crooked! We are working so hard, and you are hiding in the office reading novels! It's unfair! Apologize to those Shinigami who are working so hard!" Mako Hirako screamed in despair.

"I'm sorry. Now that I've apologized, why don't you get out of my office quickly? Do you believe I'll sue you for trespassing?" Yamabuki Ditang shouted.

Suddenly, Hirako Mako thought of another way to persuade him: "How about going to see beauties together tonight? Aizen said he found a very nice little beauty."

"You lied to me again. When has Aizen ever been interested in women? I even suspect he is gay!" Yamabuki Detang shouted.

"Is this what you should say as a teacher? It's true." Pingzi shouted.

"Okay then, tell me what the name of that beautiful girl is. I will go with you if you can tell me her name." Shanbuki Ditang asked.

Hirako Mako pinched her chin. Aizen seemed to have mentioned it accidentally just now: "The girl's name seems to be... Saruaki Hisari, I think it's this name?"

Yamabuki Ditang raised his eyes slightly.

Sarukaki Hisori?

Such a coincidence?

The future vice-captain of the 12th Division and a member of the Masked Corps.

He is a person whose presence is neither high nor low.

"Okay, let's go see the beauties together tonight, see you there! Come on, let me talk to him!" Yamabuki Detang and Heiko went to the 5th Division together.

Chapter 137: Hiyori Sarugaki

The fifth squad.

Aizen stood here obediently, with Yamabuki Detang and Heiko standing in front of him.

"The impact is terrible!" Yamabuki Ditang slammed the table hard, glaring. "How could you slack off? How could you be caught slacking off? What did I teach you? Slacking off, slacking off, should be done without noticing, that's the real slacking off! If you do it so blatantly like this, it would be strange if no one noticed! As my disciple, you actually got caught slacking off, this is simply a slap in my face. Don't you agree, Pingzi?"

Hirako Mako glared at Yamabuki Detang. "Why do I feel like there's something else going on? Are you sure you're not saying this to me?"

"Teacher, don't worry. The captain will never find out when I'm slacking off in the future." Aizen looked well-behaved.

Pingzi scratched his head. Is this the most important question now?

As the saying goes, like teacher, like disciple. If the upper beam is crooked, the lower beams will be crooked too. You, the master and the disciple, are really terrible.

"Okay, I'll go see that little girl after get off work! Saruaki Hiseri, right?" Yamabuki Detang was even more concerned about the little girl.

It would be best if we could trick her into coming to the Gotei 13 directly. If that doesn't work, then we'll just abduct her.

I'm a professional at kidnapping.

"How about... the three of us go together later? And find a place to eat something?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

Aizen was the first to agree: "Of course, and since Hirako has become the captain, he should treat everyone to a good meal. He can't get away anyway."

"Why should I treat you to a meal? I haven't received my salary this month. How am I supposed to survive?" Hirako Mako felt like this bastard was targeting her everywhere.

"Captain, I think you have misunderstood something. To become an excellent captain, you need not only great strength, but also a knowledge of the ways of the world. I am doing this for your work, you have to believe me!" Aizen said sincerely.

If someone else said this, Pingzi would believe it.

But coming from this guy's mouth, there is no credibility at all.

"Really? Why do I feel like I'm going to die as captain?" Pingzi muttered softly.

He lowered his head and rummaged through his wallet, hoping that the money could be enough for a meal. Otherwise, if he was detained and forced to wash dishes, he would lose all face as the captain of the Gotei 13.

Everyone else covered their mouths and laughed secretly. Seeing their captain being betrayed so badly, these team members had no sympathy at all.

"Okay, then I'll go back first. Don't forget to treat me to dinner tonight!" Yamabuki Ditang casually opened a wormhole, and the other side of the wormhole was connected to his home.

Back to the office? Why?

Wouldn’t it be better to just go home and take a nap?

As for work…

The captain of the fifth squad called me out. It’s his fault that the work was not completed. What does it have to do with me?

After Yamabuki Detang left, the expression on Hirako Mako's face became even more resentful. It turned out that the master and disciple were in the same boat, and it was useless to pick on one person to complain.

"Captain, I have already chosen where to eat for you tonight. In order to express my respect for the Chief of Staff, I specially picked the best restaurant for you." Aizen squinted his eyes and looked at himself.

"Humph, just tell me how much it's going to cost!"

"Not much, half a month's salary."

"Aizen..."

"Ok?"

"You might as well kill me."

……

Although Yamabuki Ditang was not in a good mood when he was working, he ran over through a wormhole as soon as he heard that there was food to eat.

"Hirako, what are you going to treat me to today?" Yamabuki Ditang asked happily.

Mako Hirako pointed to a ramen stand on the roadside with an expressionless face: "That's it."

Yamabuki Ditang was surprised. "Can you be more stingy? You're treating us to a street stall! You can even add a few skewers?"

"He has some here too!" Pingzi pointed to the grilled meatballs next to him.

Aizen spread his hands helplessly. His captain was too stingy. What else could he do?

I tried my best.

Finally, the three of them sat at a roadside stall and ate ramen.

As for the taste... it's just average.

Yamabuki Ditang doesn't like eating noodles very much. He only needs to eat them once a month, and it just so happens that he hasn't eaten them this month.

"Dear guests, we serve boiled eggs with ramen here. Would you like to add two eggs?" the ramen shop owner asked enthusiastically.

"So good? Give me two! Give them two each!" Pingzi said.

"No need." Aizen refused directly. The thing he hated most was boiled eggs.

Mako Hirako instantly discovered his little flaw.

"Aizen! I'm not saying anything harsh about you, but how can you be so picky about food when you're this grown up? Here, I'll give you my boiled eggs too! Eat more so you can grow taller!" Hirako Mako put the boiled eggs in her bowl into Aizen's bowl without any hesitation.

Aizen looked at Hirako unkindly.

Teacher, can you pretend not to see the murder that will happen soon?

"If you don't like boiled eggs, give them to me. I'm not picky about food." Yamabuki Ditang was of course protecting his apprentice.

Aizen said excitedly that this was simply the best teacher in the world.

If I didn't have any bigger ideals, it would be pretty good to follow a teacher for the rest of my life.

"Yamabuki, don't spoil him! It's because of you that this kid is lawless now." Pingzi looked unhappy.

"You can also find someone to spoil you!" Yamabuki Ditang directly gave Pingzi a fatal blow.

"Tsk." Hirako continued to eat his ramen. After he was full, he prepared to go find the girl.

"We should hurry, she should be closing at this time." Aizen brought his teacher and captain to the door of Sarugaki Hisori's shop.

As a result, the little girl happened to close the shop.

"Wait a minute, do you still remember me? The one who asked you to buy natto yesterday?" Aizen said with a smile.

The gate of Sarukaki Hiyori was already half closed, and when she heard Aizen's voice, she stuck half of her head out.

Yamabuki Detang roughly analyzed the other person's age. Although Sarugaki Hisori was not tall when she grew up, she was even shorter now. It seemed that she was not even ten years old, a real little loli.

Let me explain again, I'm really not a lolita fan.

"Are you the one who came to buy expired natto yesterday? Let me tell you, I won't refund your money." Sarukaki Hisori said with a vigilant look on his face.

Mako Hirako directly grasped the key point between the lines: expired natto?

"Aizen... do you want to give me an explanation?" Hirako said with a forced smile.

Sure enough, this guy is deliberately trying to trick me!

"Captain, please don't worry about these details. Miss Saruaki Hisori, we have a very important question to ask you..." Aizen said gently.

Chapter 138: When it comes to perversion, you are the one

A gentle expression can always make people let down their guard.

Sarukaki Hiyori, however, was a short-tempered girl. She slammed the gate shut. "I'm closed. I'm not doing business, and I won't refund your money. If you get sick, it's your own fault. You were the one who said you wanted to buy expired natto."

Yamabuki Ditang reached out and pulled the closed gate open again.

"Hey, hey, hey? What are you doing? Robbery? I'm not someone you can easily mess with!" When Japanese saw that his door was forced open, he took out a broom and used it as a defensive weapon.

"Little sister, don't be afraid. I don't want natto, I want you..."

Before Yamabuki Ditang could finish his words, he was kicked in the face.

"Where did this pervert come from! I'm a lolicon! A pedophile! It hurts! Is your head made of iron?" Hiyori covered her feet. She felt that the kick she just made hit a lump of iron.

"Alas, you are not very old, but why do you have such a bad temper? Ah, I haven't finished speaking yet. I want you to join the Gotei 13." Yamabuki Ditang said with a smile.

Although Hiyori was still young at this point, she had heard of the Gotei 13. She looked at the three men in front of her with curiosity: "Why would a Shinigami team invite a little girl like me? Are you planning to use me as bait? Like, hang me from a tree and wait for the Hollows to come and eat me?"

"Nonsense! Our Gotei 13's mission is to protect the people. How could we do something so outrageous?" Yamabuki Ditang said righteously.

Aizen looked at his teacher's back, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly. His teacher once told him a story, and his teacher had done this kind of thing when he was young.

"Then why do you want me to join the Gotei 13? I don't have the ability to fight on the battlefield!" Hiyori said carelessly, "And how can you prove that you are Shinigami? Maybe you are just human traffickers who kidnap little girls! Especially the one who looks the most disgusting!"

Hiyori said, pointing at Hirako.

"I look the most unpleasant? What makes you say I look the most unpleasant? I am obviously the most handsome one among the three of them!" Pingzi shouted.

"This is a Zanpakutō, only a Shinigami can wear it. Doesn't this prove our identity?" Yamabuki Ditang asked. "And this outfit, this is a Shinigami's hakko, a high-level piece of equipment only a Shinigami can wear."

"That doesn't prove your identity. What if it's fake?" Hiyori said suspiciously, "Get out of here right now! Our store is closed. Don't try to trick me into going somewhere weird. I know adults have very dirty minds. Maybe you just want my body!"

How could such a little kid have so many weird ideas?

"How much money can you earn every month?" Yamabuki Ditang suddenly asked.

"What? Is there a robbery?" Hiyori asked with a vigilant look.

"No, if you become a formal member of the Death God team, you will have a stable income every month, including food and accommodation, insurance, and paid vacation every month. The team will also arrange paid travel for the team members to broaden their horizons. You will work for twelve months and get paid for fifteen months. How about it? Would you like to consider it?" Yamabuki Ditang asked sincerely.

Hiyori couldn't help but open her mouth and say, "You evil shinigami, you actually enjoy such good conditions!"

"Now you believe that we are the gods of death? What do you think? Do you want to join? After joining, you can also enjoy such good conditions." Yamabuki Ditang kept tempting the other party like a big bad wolf.

Hiyori held her chin with her hand and her slippered feet kept shaking back and forth. She looked a little upset and unable to make a decision.

"It's okay, we will give you time to think about it slowly. This is the letter of recommendation I wrote. If you want to become a god of death one day, take this letter and come directly to Soul Society to find me. In Soul Society, my words still carry some weight." Yamabuki Detang wanted to touch the little girl's head, but was pushed away angrily by Hiyori.

"Who wants to be the God of Death?" Although Hiyori said no, she honestly put the letter of recommendation away.

Little sister, your body is very honest!

"boom!"

However, the door was still tightly closed.

All three of them were turned away.

Hirako Mako looked unhappy: "What a jerk this little girl is! She's so rude! We're done eating, shouldn't we go back?"

But then Yamabuki Ditang took out a pair of black stockings from her arms.

Mako Hirako suddenly felt like the amount of information was exploding!

"Why can you take out a pair of women's stockings from your arms so calmly? Don't tell me you have any special hobbies!" Pingzi shouted.