In Soul Society, I just want to retire

"No." Yamabuki Ditang refused without hesitation.

Lisa and I still have a few topics in common, but Hiyori, that little brat, has an even worse temper! She only behaves well in front of Hikifune Kiryu, pretending to be a lady.

Mako Hirako is not happy at all. Why is it that she is always the one to deal with the most troublesome guys?

Chapter 223: Yadomaru Lisa's Trapping Device

"Anyway, cheers!" Yamabuki Ditang raised his glass and the three of them drank it all in one gulp.

Mako Hirako could only raise her glass helplessly.

Fengqiaolou Juro seems even more indifferent, isn't that interesting?

……

"Lisa-chan! Do you want to have dinner together tonight?" Kyoraku Shunsui looked at his vice-captain with a smile.

It was almost time to get off work. Since there was not much work to do today, the team members were very lazy and waited quietly for the end of the day.

"No!" Lisa Yadomaru rejected the captain's invitation without hesitation.

It’s really a headache to add this captain myself!

Although he holds a high position, he looks very immature.

"How cold, Liza-chan! We're just having dinner together. By the way, didn't I give you a sailor suit last time? How about wearing it right away?" Kyoraku Shunsui continued to perform steadily.

"Get out of here! Who would wear such shameful clothes while shopping? Who is the bastard who could invent that kind of clothing? It's completely different from the mainstream kimono today. What kind of thinking was going on with the person who invented that kind of clothing?" Lisa Yadomaru roared with gritted teeth.

I don't know why, but I always feel very embarrassed when I wear a sailor suit.

Usually only young girls would wear this outfit. Although Lisa Yadomaru looks very young, she is also hundreds of years old.

"As long as you are young at heart, you will always be the most handsome guy! I have specially prepared matching black stockings, Lisa-chan, would you like to try it?" Kyoraku Shunsui said with a smile.

"Get out of here! Why is my captain a pervert? How did someone like you become the captain? You are openly sexual harassing me! Believe it or not, I will complain to you!" Lisa Yadomaru looked like she had a headache.

Kyoraku Shunsui said proudly: "Do you know who invented the sailor suit? Do you know who invented black stockings?"

Lisa Yadomaru really didn't know about this.

"Who on earth would do such a boring thing?" asked Lisa Yadomaru.

"The inventor of these two things is Yamabuki Tetsuo, our Chief of Staff. Surprised? Unexpected? Happy?" Kyoraku Shunsui's face was filled with admiration. How could an ordinary person have thought of such a superb invention? Now, in the summer, the streets of Seireitei are filled with girls' thighs and black stockings, which makes the boys' fighting power soar.

"I knew it! Only a psychopath could invent these two things!" Yadomaru Lisa was too tired to complain anymore and staggered to go home.

No matter how her captain called out, Yadomaru Lisa left the spot as quickly as possible.

"Really? Liza-chan isn't cute at all! She was more fun when she was a child! I could bully her to my heart's content every day." Kyoraku Shunsui said with a doting look on his face: "Forget it, let's go drink tonight. There's nothing to do these two days anyway, so I'll choose to get hungover tonight. As for tomorrow's work, you can leave it to Liza-chan!"

If Lisa Yadomaru heard this, she would most likely use her powerful hand to split his head.

See? This is my incredibly unreliable captain!

However, Lisa Yadomaru now has more important things to do.

After finishing the meal and washing the dishes, it was already dark outside. Lisa Yadomaru took a deep breath to calm herself down.

Then she took out a wooden box and opened it with a pious attitude. Inside were picture albums.

This is all her wealth!

"I just bought this today. It connects to the last content. A powerful magical girl fought against goblins alone, but her staff was knocked away and she lost all her magic power. First, she was raped by these goblins, then raped by these goblins again, and finally raped by these goblins again! I thought the plot ended here, but I never expected that the tentacle monster would be added. After killing the goblins, the tentacle monster turned its evil spearhead towards the magical girl! How will the plot develop next?" Lisa Yadomaru turned the first page of the comic with a pious look on her face.

In an instant, a huge impact spread throughout the body!

"So... so there is this kind of thing... It's too exciting! Too explosive! Too amazing!" Lisa Yadomaru was looking at the comic in front of her with her nose bleeding.

I can’t take it anymore. If I continue like this, I’ll have to take a day off tomorrow because I’ll have too much to do!

But looking at this wonderful scene, perseverance was ultimately defeated by emotion!

"Just take a leave! There's not much work to do these days anyway, so just leave it all to the captain! What will happen next? Ah! The trolls appeared! They killed the tentacle monsters in one go! Sure enough, the trolls also want to fight with the magical girls for hundreds of rounds!" Lisa Yadomaru turned to the next page with excitement, and the result... was gone!

It also says: The next issue will be on hiatus.

"Fuck you! Why don't these cartoonists consider us, the readers?" Yadomaru Lisa held her head in pain. How would the plot develop next? And the troll... No way! That violates the human body structure, it will definitely kill me!

But... the tentacle monster is also very powerful, but the magical girl still managed to survive, didn't she?

"I really want to know how the story will develop next!" Lisa Yadomaru kept banging her head against the wall.

By the way, my nose is bleeding!

"If I could see the next episode right away, I would have no regrets in my life." After venting her anger, Lisa Yadomaru lay on the ground exhausted.

Just then, a small paper airplane flew over.

Yadomaru Lisa was stunned. How could there be a paper airplane in her room? She never folded one!

The paper airplane landed right on Lisa Yadomaru's face.

Lisa Yadomaru was curious, so she opened the paper airplane and took a look. She was immediately stunned!

Because the content on this piece of paper is actually... the next chapter of the comic!

Magical girl battles against the trolls!

"Who is it! This content should not have been published yet! Who is it? Give me the rest of the content quickly!" Lisa Yadomaru shouted.

Then she opened the window, and the other person was able to throw the paper airplane steadily at her face, which meant that the person was not far away from her.

At this moment, another paper airplane floated over the roof and slowly drifted away into the distance.

Lisa Yadomaru flew forward, grabbed the paper airplane, opened it as quickly as possible, and read the contents on it in the moonlight!

"Sure enough!!! As exciting as ever! As explosive as ever! No... there's not just one troll, but a whole group! How terrifying!" Yadomaru Lisa felt her whole body trembling, but one page of comics couldn't describe too much, so she immediately looked up to find a new target.

Chapter 224: Girl, do you want to save the world?

Sure enough, another paper plane slowly floated across the horizon. Lisa Yadomaru didn't notice that she had been slowly led to a very remote place. Every time she finished reading a page of the comics, only new comics would float farther away!

Lisa Yadomaru felt a little dizzy. If she continued reading, she would definitely not be able to get out of bed tomorrow due to excessive blood loss.

But...is desire more important or is reason more important?

Humans are creatures that follow their desires!

"As long as I can finish reading the ending of the comic! Not to mention not being able to get out of bed due to excessive blood loss! Even if I die from excessive blood loss, I will accept it! I can hear the truth in the morning and die in the evening!" Lisa Yadomaru didn't notice at all that she had fallen into the enemy's trap.

Finally, the comic story has reached the last page!

The magical girl and dozens of trolls engaged in a shocking battle. The sky was dark and the sun and moon were dim. But at the most critical moment, the evil god came and killed all the trolls with ease, preparing to start the next round of battle with the magical girl!

Lisa Yadomaru feels that her brain is not enough, because this evil god not only looks a bit like a tentacle, but also has countless strange monsters under his command. It seems that the magical girl has started a new war again!

Is this the latest ending?

At this moment, another paper plane floated in the sky. Lisa Yadomaru reached out and grabbed the paper plane, only to see a sentence written on it.

"The manuscript is gone."

Lisa Yadomaru gently closed her eyes to calm the excitement in her heart. Now she had no regrets in dying.

I will treasure these as treasures!

At this moment, a dark shadow stood silently behind her.

Yadomaru Lisa seemed to notice something and turned around quickly.

"Who are you? Are you the author of the comic?" Lisa Yadomaru asked hurriedly.

The man in black didn't say anything, but rushed forward instantly and slapped Lisa Yadomaru in the face.

The speed and strength were so fast and strong that Lisa Yadomaru had never seen anything like it in her life. In this emergency, she could only use her arms to protect her face.

"boom!!!"

With a loud bang, Lisa Yadomaru's body was slapped away by the opponent, and both of her arms were numb!

"Who are you? What is your purpose in bringing me here?" Lisa Yadomaru shouted.

Although her mind was still dominated by the stimulation, she was a vice-captain after all, so she woke up immediately.

The other party must have his own purpose in leading me here.

Do I have to treat myself like a magical girl in a comic book?

Just as she was lost in thought, the man in black appeared behind her in an instant!

Yadomaru Lisa took the opportunity to draw her Zanpakutō and released it: "Defeat him, Iron Dragonfly."

The blade instantly turned into a spear more than two meters long. The spear danced, and a strong storm formed around it!

The man in black nodded with satisfaction, he really deserves to be the vice-captain of the 8th Division!

The Iron Dragonfly continued to accumulate strength, and finally stabbed with the force of thunder. The wind was howling all around. Yadomaru Lisa believed that no matter how strong the opponent was, it would be impossible for him to remain safe and sound under such an attack.

However, just when the iron dragonfly was about to sting the opponent, the man in black suddenly disappeared.

Lisa Yadomaru was stunned and looked up slightly, only to see the man in black standing on tiptoe on the tip of the Iron Pulp Dragonfly's gun.

Lisa Yadomaru's heart sank. The opponent could easily avoid her move, so he must be at least a captain.

Could it be that the person who attacked him was a captain of the Gotei 13? But what about that unreleased manga?

Lisa Yadomaru was in a mess. If the other party was really a captain, she would definitely not be a match for the man in black.

He knew very well how strong the captain of the Gotei 13 was, and he had absolutely no chance of winning in a one-on-one fight.

Yadomaru Lisa suddenly gave up the Zanpakutō in her hand and reached out to grab the other person's mask.

But the man in black was much faster than her. He dodged her attack with just a slight shake of his body and punched her in the stomach instead.

The force of this punch was so exquisite that Lisa Yadomaru felt that she was not injured, but she was unable to move because of the pain.

Then, the man in black carried Lisa Yadomaru directly on his shoulders and strode away.

A ridiculous thought crossed Yadomaru Lisa's mind. Could this person be the manga's author? Now that he's run out of inspiration, he's trying to kidnap her to help him find it? There shouldn't be goblins, tentacle monsters, or trolls in this world, right?

Suddenly, Lisa Yadomaru saw darkness in front of her eyes and found that her eyes were blindfolded. She was carried all the way to an unknown place.

After an unknown amount of time, the pain in her abdomen had eased a lot and she regained the ability to move. Lisa Yadomaru originally wanted to struggle to get up from the other person's shoulders, but the man in black had already noticed that Lisa Yadomaru had regained her mobility. He reached out and grabbed Lisa Yadomaru's neck, preventing her from acting rashly.

"Who are you? What on earth do you want to do? Do you know what crime is to attack the vice-captain of the Gotei 13?" Although Yadomaru Lisa spoke sternly, she didn't expect the other party to let her go. If he dared to attack her, how could he be afraid of these meaningless rules?

"Of course I know, because I am the one who made this law." The man in black took off his mask, and underneath the mask was none other than Yamabuki Ditang.

Yadomaru Lisa was stunned for a moment, then breathed a sigh of relief: "I should have thought of that! Only a pervert like you would do something like kidnapping a beautiful girl in the middle of the night!"

"Hey, hey, hey! I'm kidnapping you! Why do you look so relieved?" Yamabuki Ditang reached out and knocked her on the head: "Shouldn't you be pitiful, weak and helpless right now? Kneeling on the ground, begging with tears in your eyes not to hurt you!"

Yadomaru Lisa looked at Yamabuki Ditang calmly: "I will not satisfy your perverted desires. Can you please let me go quickly? I have to go to work tomorrow morning! I just read too many comics and I lost too much blood and now I feel dizzy. Wait, why do you have these comics?"

Yadomaru Lisa finally discovered the problem.

"Don't ask so many questions first. I called you here because I have an important task to give you. I'll give you a chance to save the world. Do you agree?" Yamabuki Ditang asked seriously.

"I disagree. Brother, I'm just a vice-captain. I have you and the captain-in-chief above me, as well as so many captains. It's not my turn as a vice-captain to save the world!" Lisa Yadomaru said indifferently.

Yamabuki Ditang coughed lightly and said, "Girl, let me tell you the truth! The world is in danger. I want to form a special team and I want you to join!"

Chapter 225: This is my Garden of Eden!

After hearing what Yamabuki Detang said, Yadomaru Lisa silently asked, "Can I get a raise if I join this special team?"

"cannot!"

"Then can I have any privileges?" Lisa Yadomaru asked again.

"cannot!"

"Then why should I join? This job sounds very dangerous and there are no benefits at all. You only work overtime but no overtime pay? How cruel do you have to be to do such a thing? What era is this? Do you still think overtime is a blessing? Wake up, uncle! It's a new era! Our minds have also awakened." Yadomaru Lisa looked at Yamabuki Detang calmly.

Yamabuki Ditang gave a helpless smile: "Is that so! It seems that I thought too much. I originally thought that Lisa-chan was a person with a stronger sense of justice. Now it seems that I was wrong. In fact, there is one thing I didn't tell you. The author of those comics you read before is actually me. Because my daily work is so boring, I slowly practiced painting. Although I don't have much talent in painting, I have learned it over hundreds of years. In fact, I still have many collectibles that have not been sold at all, because the plots are too explosive and do not conform to current values. Originally, I thought that if Lisa-chan is willing to join this special team, I will share these years of collections with you unconditionally, but if you don't want to... I won't force you. Everyone has their own aspirations."

"Plop!" Yadomaru Lisa slid to her knees and pounced in front of Yamabuki Detang. She stretched out her small hand and tightly grasped Yamabuki Detang's hand, looking at Yamabuki Detang with a pious face: "Teacher! So you are the famous teacher in the industry! The founder, the god among gods! I'm sorry, I was blind just now! Could you ask the question again?"

Yamabuki Ditang raised his eyebrows complacently. "Little guy, I can't control you? Then all these hundreds of years of my service as Chief of Staff have been in vain."

"Lisa-chan, are you willing to become a woman who saves the world?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.