In Soul Society, I just want to retire

Then the previous scene happened. Of course, this was not the first time the two had fought. This battle had lasted for three days!

Although Ye Yi was treated badly during these three days, Maomao would not give up and must win at least once.

Kuchiki Hibiki, who was standing next to him, was already accustomed to this scene. He calmly picked up a broom to clean up the broken glass on the ground, then took out a compensation slip and prepared to send it directly to Shifengyuan's house.

Although Yoruichi was thrown out, firstly, Yamabuki Detang did not use much force, and secondly, Yoruichi had a good balance and landed steadily on the ground with all four limbs. The next second, he pounced on her again. Yamabuki Detang calmly took out a woven bag from under his table, aimed the pocket at Yoruichi who was rushing towards him, and covered him steadily.

Do you know how many naughty kids I've dealt with over the past few hundred years? You're the only one missing!

"Let me out!"

"Surrender and I will let you go!" Yamabuki Ditang stretched out his finger and poked the bag lightly.

"Never surrender!"

"Then don't blame me for being rude! You should have heard your grandfather say that besides being good at fighting, I'm also good at torture." Yamabuki Ditang had a sneer on his face, opened his pocket, and stared down at Ye Yi.

After all, Yoruichi was only ten years old, and he stared at Yamabuki Ditang warily: "What are you going to do to a beautiful girl like me? I'm warning you, my grandfather is the captain!"

"You have someone above you, but I don't have anyone above me!" Yamabuki Ditang grabbed Ye Yi's neck as if he was holding a little black cat!

Shi Yeyi left the bag and was about to run away, but how could a ten-year-old child escape from the clutches of Chushan Chui Ditang!

Before he could even start, he was grabbed by Shanchui Ditang.

Kuchiki Hibiki cooperated very well and brought over a stool, and Yamabuki Detang tied Yoruichi directly to the stool.

"Don't look so scared. I'm a kind person. What kind of torture do you prefer? I have a lot of fun things here for you to choose from!" Yamabuki Ditang said as he took out an iron comb. "Look at this comb. It's specially made for combing human flesh. Then dip it in boiling water and it'll tear your skin apart! By then, not even your grandfather will recognize you! Do you see this little knife? Don't underestimate it. This knife has a long history. In the far west, there is a torture called Lingchi. The flesh is cut off piece by piece. It takes 3,600 cuts to kill the person!"

Ye Yi forced a very stiff smile: "You won't use this method on a child like me!"

"My little beauty, I use this method on you just because you are a child! The screams of a child are the most beautiful!" Shanbuki Ditang laughed even more happily.

At this time, Kuchiki Xianghe brought in a goat.

"This goat is the third form of torture I've prepared for you. I'll apply salt water to the soles of your feet, and the goat will keep licking them to replenish the salt!"

"I choose the third one!" Ye Yi chose the goat without any hesitation.

"Hurry!" Yamabuki Ditang said lovingly, "I haven't finished yet! The goat's tongue is very rough. It won't be long before your feet bleed. The blood is salty, so the goat will lick them even harder. By then, yo yo yo, these little feet won't be saved!"

Chapter 257: I am a professional in managing naughty children

Ye Yi's face turned pale, and he hurriedly shouted, "Wait a minute, I have something to say!"

Yamabuki Ditang had already moved the goat from Kuchiki Xianghe's hands and said without looking up, "If you want to say a last word, I can help you convey it!"

"Do you dare to listen to me? Don't interrupt me, it's very rude!" Ye Yi shouted.

"Is it polite to kick the window of someone's office? You don't have much time left, so cherish it!" Yamabuki Ditang took off Ye Yi's shoes and began to brush salt water on the soles of Ye Yi's feet with a brush. Because the small brush was furry, the feeling of it gently sliding across the soles of the feet was so stimulating that Ye Yi laughed so hard that tears came out.

"Listen to me first...hahaha...listen to me first!" Ye Yi said while laughing.

The goat next to him smelled the salt water and was ready to break free from the reins to lick Ye Yi's feet.

"Don't let it come over! I... I will become your disciple now and will never regret it. Whoever turns back will be a puppy!" Ye Yi screamed in horror as he watched the goat approaching step by step. Yamabuki Ditang grabbed the goat's horns, and no matter how hard the goat tried, it could not move forward.

"No regrets? That's what you said?" A smile flashed in Shanbuki Ditang's eyes. I'm a professional at dealing with naughty kids.

"No regrets, absolutely no regrets!" Ye Yida shouted, "From now on, if you say east, I will never go west!"

A wise man never suffers a loss in front of him. He will get through the current difficulties first. Ye Yi doesn't want his feet to be licked bloody by the goat.

"You did this voluntarily. I didn't force you to do this. Xianghe, you are a witness." Yamabuki Ditang said to Xiumu Xianghe next to him.

"Please don't involve me!" Kuchiki Xianghe has seen how crazy this girl Yoruichi is these days. Don't transfer her hatred to myself. I'm not like you. I can't beat or scold this little ancestor. I will be the one who suffers in the end.

Yamabuki Ditang waved his hand and cut the rope that tied up Yoruichi. Yoruichi hurriedly put on his shoes.

"Yoichi, let's become your disciple now!" Yamabuki Ditang looked at Yoichi with a smile. This girl must be thinking about how to escape from his hands now.

Ye Yi kept rolling his eyes, and suddenly he cried out "ouch", and reached out to cover his stomach: "I think I ate something bad just now, I need to go to the toilet! You won't let me stay here..."

Before Ye Yi could finish his words, Yamabuki Ditang kicked something over. Ye Yi looked down and saw that it was a toilet.

"I'm a girl, how can I do this in front of you two? Turn around!" Ye Yi said again.

As long as Shanbuki Ditang turns around, I will immediately escape through the broken window. The world is so big, I'll see how you can find me then!

"It doesn't matter. If you can't save face, I'll take a loss and take you as my concubine. How about that?" Shanbuki Ditang smiled with his eyes narrowed.

"You are shameless!" Ye Yi shouted.

"Are you ready to go to the bathroom?"

"I'm in a bad mood, I won't go up!" Ye Yi shouted, and at the same time he was secretly anxious. This defense was simply indestructible, and all his thoughts were seen through by the other party. Did he really have to worship this pretty boy as his master?

Kuchiki Hibiki calmly collected the documents on his desk, then said calmly, "It's time to get off work. I'm leaving now. You two can continue! Just tell me the results tomorrow!"

After ten years of hard work in the workplace, Kuchiki Xianghe is now no longer a person who likes to work overtime. If he feels uncomfortable working overtime for even a minute, he will want to commit suicide.

"Who said that people who go back on their word are puppies? If you don't become my disciple, I will turn you into a pug!" Yamabuki Ditang said with an evil smile on his face, just like the devil who kidnapped the princess in a fairy tale.

Ye Yi finally ran out of ideas and could only pretend to be a good boy and choose to become his disciple. At the same time, he secretly swore in his heart: "Just wait for me, when I grow up and have the ability, I will definitely rip all your hair off!"

Although Yamabuki Ditang didn't have the ability to read minds, he was sure that this girl was definitely cursing him in her heart.

Finally, Ye Yi had no choice but to call out reluctantly: "Teacher!"

The sound was as small as a mosquito, almost inaudible.

"What did you say? Speak louder, I can't hear you!" Shanchui Ditang put his ear close to him with a smug look on his face.

If I can't handle a little girl like you, I'll write my name upside down. Ye Yi gritted his teeth in anger, but there was nothing he could do. He could only yell into Shanchui Ditang's ear: "Teacher!!! Can you hear me now?"

"Well! Since you call me teacher, now I will teach you what it means to respect teachers!" Yamabuki Ditang stretched out his finger and poked Ye Yi's forehead.

Ye Yi was so angry that he couldn't stand it anymore, so he opened his little mouth and bit Shanbuki Ditang's ear!

"Still biting? Are you a cat?" Yamabuki Ditang didn't feel any pain anyway, so he dragged Ye Yi home step by step.

In the end, it was Yoruichi who couldn't bear it anymore, and Yamabuki Detang put his hand under her armpit and took her directly home.

Ye Yi was furious. He had never suffered such a beating in his ten years of life. He must find a way to take revenge!

No, my strength alone is too weak, I must find some reinforcements.

"I'm hungry and want to eat!" Ye Yi turned his face away and said angrily. Yamabuki Ditang looked at Ye Yi's little face and couldn't help but pinch it.

Although her skin color inherited from her grandfather and she is a dark-skinned beauty, she still looks very fresh and tender.

"Okay, okay, let's eat! After we finish eating, we'll start training!" Yamabuki Ditang was like coaxing a little wild cat.

The house is very lively today. Everyone is here to eat for free. Huoying, Saito Fulaubusi, and Zaraki Tsuge are all gathered together.

Shan Chui Ditang is already familiar with these people who come to his house for free meals. This group of people have already regarded this place as their home.

After ten years, Zhezi Zheshiro has shed her youthful innocence and grown into a beauty with a more mature temperament.

Although Ye Yi is the youngest, he definitely has the biggest appetite. He eats bowl after bowl, and it tastes so delicious!

"Doesn't your grandfather usually give you food? Why are you so hungry?" Yamabuki Ditang touched Ye Yi's head with heartache. The child is in the period of growing up, how can you not give him food?

Ye Yiyi ate five big bowls of rice and a pot of meat in a row, and then he patted his stomach contentedly.

"Didn't you just say you wanted to train? What kind of training?" Ye Yi asked.

Yamabuki Ditang had a mysterious expression on his face: "Don't worry, I will definitely satisfy you!"

Looking at Yamabuki Ditang's expression, Ye Yi looked at him curiously. His mysteriousness was the most annoying thing. Couldn't he just be straightforward?

Chapter 258: Super large cat teasing stick

Yamabuki Ditang waved at her and said, "Now that you're full, follow me. This training is very suitable for you."

The other girls were also very curious and followed Yamabuki Ditang to the underground training ground.

Ye Yi was surprised: "You have such a large area under your house? This is too good to be true! I'll ask my grandfather to build one under my house too!"

Sure enough, Zarjo Tsuge was also here for the first time, and he looked surprised: "Why is there a hot spring next to it? Can I soak in it later?"

As she said this, she wanted to reach out and test the water temperature, but was grabbed by Unohana and Kaoru at the same time, and the function of the hot spring was explained to her.

When he heard that soaking in those two hot springs for a long time would turn one into a skeleton, Zancheng Zhezi's face turned pale with fear.

"Okay, what kind of training are we going to have?" Ye Yi asked impatiently. Although she is not very old now, she already has a heroic aura. If she is like this at such a young age, she will be extraordinary when she grows up.

Yamabuki Ditang took out the props he had prepared long ago, which turned out to be a fishing rod.

"Are we going to do fishing next? I know nothing about fishing." Ye Yi asked.

"Of course not fishing, fishing is so boring!" Yamabuki Ditang said with a wicked smile on his face: "Look at what's on the hook."

When Yoruichi leaned over to take a look, he saw a strange plant hanging on it. Unohana was well versed in medicine and recognized it at a glance. It was catnip.

"Fishing is boring, but catching you is very interesting! What you have to do next is to try your best to catch the thing on the hook. If you can catch it, it means your training is successful. If you can't catch it, there will be special punishment." Yamabuki Ditang held the fishing rod in one hand and hammered the hook in front of Ye Yi with the other hand.

"You call this training? A three-year-old child can do it!" Ye Yi said with disdain.

"Then it depends on whether you, a ten-year-old, can do it. Come on!" Yamabuki Ditang asked the others to step back.

Ye Yi flew to catch the catnip, but Yamabuki Detang just shook his wrist lightly, and the fishhook with the catnip hooked on it floated directly into the air, leaving Ye Yi with nothing.

Yoruichi missed everything and just as his feet touched the ground, he suddenly turned around again, but Yamabuki Detang's reaction was too fast. With a slight shake of his fingers, the catnip turned into a beautiful arc to avoid Yoruichi's sudden attack.

Zaraki Zhezi stood beside him with an expression that looked like he wanted to say something but hesitated.

Finally, he couldn't help it anymore and whispered in Unohana's ear, "Does this look like a large cat toy?"

Unohana tried hard not to laugh out loud. This wasn't just a resemblance? This was absolutely!

Yoruichi is like a kitten, trying desperately, but no matter how hard she tries she can't catch the cat toy.

"Do you still think this is easy?" Yamabuki Ditang said seriously, suppressing a smile. "This is training your reaction and speed. Once your reaction and speed improve, this training can be over."

Before he could finish his words, Yoruichi suddenly gave up the cat toy and rushed towards Yamabuki Detang.

Instead of trying to catch the cat toy, it is better to catch the person holding the cat toy.

As a result, before her body could get close, she was directly bounced away by the invisible spiritual pressure.

Ye Yi's body spun several times in the air before falling down, and when she landed, it seemed as if there was a pair of gentle hands dragging her from below, so she didn't feel any pain at all when she fell to the ground.

"This is a foul. Don't do it again. Otherwise, I'll spank you." Yamabuki Ditang looked at Ye Yi complacently.

I have always wanted to have a cat, but I didn’t want to spend too much energy to take care of it. This matter has been delayed for seven hundred years. Now that there is a ready-made cat girl in front of me, of course I have to tease her well.

After being bounced away by the spiritual pressure, Yoruichi did not get angry. Instead, she calmed down and pounced on the cat toy again.

Her speed was getting faster and faster, but the cat toy was always faster than her. In the end, the cat toy was swinging so fast that it left countless afterimages. Ye Yi also turned into countless clones, jumping up and down in the space, but unfortunately he still couldn't catch the cat toy in the end.

Zaraki Tsuge looked at Yoruichi's lightning-fast speed and couldn't help but complain: "Is this really a ten-year-old child?"

In the early years, she thought that as long as she worked hard, she would become a strong person, but later she found that the reality was completely different from what she thought. In this world, talent far outweighs hard work.

In fact, in the past few years, Zaraki Tsugeko has not stopped training in swordsmanship, but after ten years of practice, her swordsmanship level is at most similar to that of ordinary Rukongai samurai, and she can't even reach the level of ordinary Shinigami team members. Moreover, it is extremely difficult to make further progress. On the other hand, her younger brother, Zaraki Fuuya, has made rapid progress in strength, and sometimes Zaraki Tsugeko can't help but complain about the injustice of this world.

But when she saw Ye Yi, she realized how outrageous the gap in talent was.

Ye Yi was dragging a series of shadows behind him, almost to the point where they were imperceptible to the naked eye. If he had such strength when he was ten years old, his father would not have died tragically.

Although Ye Yi is still very young, he has already shown his talent in "Instant Step".

Suddenly, Ye Yi stopped where he was and stopped chasing.

"Why did you stop?" Yamabuki Ditang asked curiously.

Ye Yi panted for a long time before saying, "I have no strength left!"

Flash step is very energy-consuming.

Although Ye Yi was very fast, she was only ten years old and her physical strength was limited. After a series of high-speed movements, her physical strength was exhausted. The sweat from her body soaked her clothes, and she felt sticky and wanted to take a shower.

Unohana had thought of this a long time ago, so she asked Yamabuki Detang to leave and took everyone to take a normal hot spring bath.

A group of girls were taking a bath, and the topics they talked about were much more intense than expected. Unohana and Hiyori were both captains of the 11th Division, and now they were both doctors. Not only were they experienced in slashing people, they also had many topics to talk about in the medical field, so they got along very well.

"In fact, as long as the sword is fast enough, it will take several seconds for the person to lose consciousness after chopping off the head." Unohana said the most terrifying topic with a smile on her face.

"Is that so? I usually smash people's heads to pieces." Huoying was surprised.

Saito Fulaubusi soon started talking about his experience in killing. These three people were all killers, and the number of people who died at the hands of the three of them was at least 8,000.

Zaraki Tsuge originally wanted to chat about some ordinary topics between girls, but found that she couldn't get a word in at all.