In Soul Society, I just want to retire

Under Urahara Kisuke's still burning gaze, a strange barrier of light suddenly rose from Yamabuki Detang's body, forming a protective shield with no blind spots.

These centipedes fell on it and evaporated silently like raindrops.

When Urahara Kisuke realized that something was wrong, it was too late. His eyes went dark and Yamabuki Detang appeared on the beam, squatted down, and stared at him with a smile on her face.

Anyone could see the invisible sense of oppression on Yamabuki Detang's face, and he wouldn't be surprised even if the other party killed him Urahara Kisuke in the next second.

At this point, he could only show a very stiff smile: "General Staff, we meet again."

"This is the Maou Spiritual Arts Academy. Call me Dean." Yamabuki Ditang narrowed his eyes and stared at the young man.

"Yes, Dean."

"Call me Dean."

"Yes... Dean." Urahara Kisuke lowered his head. He knew that he had gotten into trouble, and he didn't know if he could get over it by just getting beaten up.

"Where are your accomplices?" Yamabuki Detang looked at Urahara Kisuke with a smile.

The spiritual pressure in his body was only slightly released, but Urahara Kisuke felt like his body was about to collapse.

"I don't have any accomplices. This is all because I just don't like you..."

"If I'm guessing correctly, you came to my house for dinner a few days ago, and Yoruichi didn't go back until a long time after he sent you and Shiba Kūkaku away. That night you were discussing how to deal with me, right?" The smile on Yamabuki Detang's face looked ferocious, and his back felt hairy.

"So the mastermind behind all this is Shihouin Yoruichi, am I right, Miss Yoruichi!" Yamabuki Detang turned and shouted towards the darkness.

Urahara Kisuke showed a helpless bitter smile on his face.

The two sides are not in the same league at all. This plan failed from the beginning. They just played along with us from beginning to end.

Ye Yi huddled in the darkness, not knowing whether he should come out.

"This is all my fault, you don't have to blame Yoruichi." Urahara Kisuke was ready to take it all on his own.

"You are quite loyal! But being loyal is useless in front of me! Yoruichi, if you don't come out, I will break your fingers one by one and then feed them to him little by little!" Yamabuki Detang reached out and grabbed one of Urahara Kisuke's fingers.

Urahara Kisuke's forehead was covered in sweat. Was this bastard serious? He had heard before that the chief of staff of the Gotei 13 seemed to be a psychopath!

I can’t be so unlucky as to run into the gun barrel, right?

Before Yamabuki Ditang could finish his words, Ye Yi kicked him from mid-air.

Urahara Kisuke looked helpless and said, "You are quite loyal."

Chapter 269: Girl, you don’t want me to do whatever I want to you, right?

As for the result of the fight, no, it couldn't be called a fight at all. The two children were beaten badly and were finally hung upside down on the beams.

"How did you see through my plan?" asked Urahara Kisuke.

"Such a simple plan... do you think I'm blind?" Yamabuki Ditang stretched out his hand and flicked his head hard: "You were exposed from the beginning. I knew that Ye Yi must be trying to plot against me, so I deliberately exposed my weakness to create opportunities for you. I really can't do anything about creatures like centipedes, but it's far from the point of being afraid. At the same time, the layout of this scene is too simple. Have you two ever seen a real accident scene? Unless it is in a remote area, there will definitely be a lot of people joining in the fun. Especially next to the injured, there will always be kind people to help them deal with their wounds, but look at the scene!" Yamabuki Ditang pointed at the situation at the scene.

It was deserted and there was nothing there.

"So the first moment I stepped in here, I was sure that this must be a trap, designed to lure me into it. I used my spiritual pressure to explore a little and immediately discovered you two." Yamabuki Ditang stretched out his finger and flicked Yoruichi's head hard again.

Ye Yi wanted to cover his forehead with his hands because of the pain, but his hands were tied behind his back and he couldn't move.

"Then why are you pretending to be fooled and playing with us? Wouldn't it be better to expose our plan from the beginning?" Ye Yi asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"That's so boring! Fewer and fewer people dare to challenge me. It's rare to have two little fools here, so of course I have to have some fun with you!" Yamabuki Ditang said smugly, "Are you two convinced or are you just being docile?"

"I'm convinced, I'm convinced!" Urahara Kisuke is obviously a man who won't suffer a loss in front of him. Now that he has fallen into the hands of others, he should stop pretending to be tough and just surrender.

"I don't accept it! I don't accept it!" Ye Yi shouted.

Kisuke Urahara looked at Yoruichi helplessly. It’s like this now, what difference does it make whether you give in or not?

Yamabuki Ditang narrowed his eyes and stared at Ye Yi, and suddenly said: "Since you don't accept it, I can only treat you more cruelly."

Yamabuki Ditang took out a small cloth bag from his clothes, opened it, and saw various torture instruments inside.

Many of the knives were stained with blood, and judging from their appearance, they were from many years ago.

Ye Yi was so scared that his legs went weak: "You...you don't do anything rash...my grandfather is an official!"

"Hmph, I dare to do this to your grandfather even though he's here. Let me ask you one last time: Do you submit or not?" Shanbuki Ditang said with an evil look on his face, holding a knife in his hand.

Yoruichi turned to ask Urahara Kisuke next to him: "Do you think he will really attack me?"

Urahara Kisuke nodded solemnly, "Judging from past legends, the probability of him attacking you is as high as 80%. It's better for you to make this mistake."

Yamabuki Ditang held a knife in his hand and put the blade against Yoruichi's cheek with an evil expression: "If you don't admit defeat, I will use the knife to gently scratch your face a few times. Such a poor beautiful face is going to be disfigured!"

Ye Yi gritted his teeth and said, "No matter what you say, I just won't accept it."

This is the type of person who won't cry until he sees the coffin.

Kisuke Urahara sighed and shook his head, there's no hope!

Yamabuki Ditang sighed. It seemed that this little girl had to suffer a little. She had never been exposed to the harshness of society and always thought she was great. However, after seeing so much, she realized that she was nothing.

"Shihouin Yoruichi, I like tough people, especially tough girls. I've decided not to use a knife on you." Yamabuki Detang turned around and took out a syringe from the torture box. "This is the latest poison I've developed. As long as it comes into contact with the human body, the muscles and bones will continue to fester, eventually turning into a pool of pus. You will watch your body rot away bit by bit!"

As he spoke, Yamabuki Ditang approached Yoruichi step by step with a syringe in his hand. Yoruichi's eyes were full of fear and he kept shaking his body, but he was already tied up, so how could he possibly break free?

Suddenly, Ye Yi felt a pain in her neck and the syringe pierced her neck.

"Oh? The medicine works so quickly that your neck has started to rot. Do you want to see how your body will rot? I have a small mirror here!" Yamabuki Ditang stared at Ye Yi with a smile.

Ye Yi felt something warm flowing down his neck. Could this be the liquid from his rotting body?

Under such strong stimulation, Yoruichi's eyes suddenly turned white and she fainted. Yamabuki Detang stretched out her finger and poked Yoruichi to confirm that the girl had indeed fainted.

Urahara Kisuke asked quietly, "What exactly did you inject her with?"

"Glucose water." Yamabuki Ditang said calmly.

Urahara Kisuke smiled bitterly. That's right, Yoruichi is the eldest daughter of the Shihouin family. How could Yamabuki Detang use such terrible means just because of a child's prank?

When Ye Yi woke up, she was already lying in Yamabuki Ditang's house. The first thing she did after waking up was to find a small mirror to see what her neck looked like. After confirming that there was no wound, she breathed a sigh of relief.

And Yamabuki Ditang was sitting next to her.

"You really lied to me!" Ye Yi looked at Shanbuki Ditang angrily.

"My dear lady, please don't talk nonsense. What I injected into you was really a deadly poison. It was just that I injected you with the antidote when you were unconscious. Otherwise, you would have rotted into a pool of thick water by now." Yamabuki Ditang said with a gloomy expression.

Ye Yi finally couldn't hold it in anymore and burst into tears.

I don’t want to play with this pervert anymore, I want to go home to see my grandpa!

"From now on you have to listen to me obediently, okay? If you dare to be naughty again, you will not end up like this!" Yamabuki Ditang said with a stern expression.

No matter how naughty Ye Yi was, he didn't have the courage to continue playing pranks and could only nod obediently.

"Well, being obedient is the way a good child should be!" Yamabuki Ditang also secretly wiped the cold sweat off his forehead. After going through so much hardship, he finally subdued this naughty child completely. Shifengyuan Chihiro, you owe me a big favor.

"You don't have to be so scared. I'm a good person. It was you who was naughty first this time. Otherwise, why would I use such extreme means to punish you? After you have mastered the basic skills, I will teach you a powerful trick. This trick was created by your grandfather and I back then. It's called Shunhong! Remember, after you learn this trick, you must use it in front of me as soon as possible. Do you understand?" Yamabuki Ditang taught there.

Ye Yi could only nod as if he understood.

Chapter 270: Urahara Kisuke's Test

After dealing with Yoruichi, the only one left is Urahara Kisuke.

Yamabuki Deito has a very good opinion of Kisuke Urahara. As one of the special combat forces chosen by Yhwach, his intelligence should not be underestimated.

Urahara Kisuke's own combat ability is not very high, but he prefers to use his brain when fighting, which often plays an unexpected role.

His final move to seal Aizen during the Battle of Karakura Town, and his various outstanding performances and back-up plans during the battle with the Imperial Guards D-Lethal Force, are worthy of his evaluation of "special combat power".

Kisuke Urahara knew the truth of this world early on and knew that the Soul King was just a puppet and a tool to maintain the balance of the three realms, but he chose a completely different path from Aizen.

In order to fight against the Soul King and those who looked down on him by setting the rules, Aizen launched a war.

Urahara Kisuke acquiesced to all this.

His thinking is very similar to that of Hyoshube Ichibei, both of them pursue stability. The world may be very corrupt now, but everyone can still barely survive in this corrupt world. But if the Spirit King is gone, or if he is replaced by a new Spirit King, no one knows what kind of changes will happen in the future.

This concerns the whole world, and no one can afford to gamble, including him, Kisuke Urahara, and Ichibei Hyoshubu.

Their ultimate goal is to maintain world stability. As for who will be sacrificed in the process... they don't care.

The person the monk was going to sacrifice was Ichigo Kurosaki.

Kisuke Urahara was prepared to sacrifice the two children he created.

They are all substitutes for the Spirit King. As long as there is any problem with the current Spirit King, they will ruthlessly push the substitute to the "throne".

As for how miserable the end of these puppets is, just look at the Spirit King now.

Being cut into a human stick is the lightest.

From a certain perspective, the justice in their hearts is more in line with the ideal justice of "Emiya Kiritsugu", who can ruthlessly sacrifice the minority for the majority.

After watching the anime and the official novel, Yamabuki Detang secretly broke out in a cold sweat for this world.

Thank goodness Ichigo and Aizen won, otherwise...

The monk can only be killed by Yhwach once more.

There's no question of turning Ichigo into the Soul King, and as for why the monk acted so calm after the battle?

Anyway, Yhwach is dead!

The person who destroyed the world no longer exists, and Yhwach's corpse has been made into a new Soul King. As for those possible hypotheses... just listen to them for fun.

"Is there something dirty on my face? Why are you looking at me with such strange eyes?" Urahara Kisuke stared at Yamabuki Detang with curiosity.

"I'm considering whether to just kill you." Yamabuki Ditang's words were very calm, with no emotion in his tone.

Urahara Kisuke instantly felt cold sweat pouring down his face.

Although the other party's tone was calm, the murderous intent revealed was real. At this moment, the other party really wanted to kill him.

"Are you... kidding?" Urahara Kisuke took a half step back. "This is just a child's prank... Please don't take it to heart. I won't dare to do it again."

Yamabuki Detang stared at Urahara Kisuke, and Urahara Kisuke's back was covered in cold sweat without him noticing.

Suddenly, Yamabuki Ditang laughed: "If you dare to mess with me today, you'll dare to mess with the world tomorrow, and turn the world upside down the day after tomorrow! I still think it's better to take this opportunity to kill you directly to prevent any trouble before it happens!"

Kisuke Urahara is the most intelligent person in the entire anime.

This kind of high IQ is all-round.

Kurotsuchi Mayuri's IQ is also very high, but Kurotsuchi Mayuri's IQ is higher in the field of technology.

Kisuke Urahara is very capable whether in technology, politics, or human relationships.

Although Yamabuki Detang was absolutely sure that he could suppress him in terms of martial arts, he was not completely sure that he could suppress him for three hundred years in terms of IQ.

Maybe he will discover his plan and become a stumbling block to it.

Although Yamabuki Detang still had a smile on her face, her hand was already on Urahara Kisuke's neck.

Urahara Kisuke's eyes showed a trace of panic, but he quickly regained his composure: "Can you give me a reason? Let me die knowingly! I don't think you would be angry over such a prank."

Yamabuki Ditang suddenly smiled and straightened Urahara Kisuke's messy collar: "What are you talking about? Why don't I understand? You kid, you're just imagining things!"

In the face of absolute strength, any conspiracy or trick is just a cloud.

Why was Aizen finally sealed? It wasn't because of his lack of intelligence, but because of his lack of martial arts.

If he could have defeated Ichigo Kurosaki in the Moonless state in a crushing manner, none of the things that happened later would have happened.

All tragedies in this world stem from the lack of ability of the parties involved.

Although this sounds harsh, it is the truth.

Yamabuki Ditang also wanted to ask him, what is 1000-7?

Urahara Kisuke didn't know why Yamabuki Detang suddenly showed murderous intent towards him, nor did he know why this murderous intent suddenly disappeared, but he believed that there must be a cause and effect for all this.

"I feel that you are a very smart kid! Do you want to come to work in the General Staff Headquarters in the future? From 8 am to 5 pm, with paid vacations, five insurances and one fund, an excellent working environment, and generous benefits! Do you want to try it?" Yamabuki Detang looked at Urahara Kisuke with a smile.

"Forget it. I've heard that the General Staff is a place for miserable people." Urahara Kisuke rejected it without hesitation: "After I graduate, I will still prefer the 12th Division. I heard that the 12th Division is very good at scientific research."

"It's up to you." Yamabuki Ditang rubbed his eyebrows with his hand. As the timeline slowly progressed, troublesome people appeared one after another.

"Urahara Kisuke, right? When one day you want to know the truth about this world, come to me. I will let you see a whole new world." Yamabuki Detang said calmly.

Although Urahara Kisuke is still young, his comprehension ability is better than many adults. When he heard what Yamabuki Detang said, he reached out and gently pressed the hat on his head.