In Soul Society, I just want to retire

The river water was so clear that you could see the bottom. Ye Yi threw off his shoes and put his feet into the river.

"Don't people say cats don't like water? I see you like it quite a bit, don't you?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

"I can only turn into a cat, I'm not real. If you say so, does that mean I never have to take a bath again?" Ye Yi asked back.

Byakuya very carefully put his hand into the river, feeling the rushing water and feeling happy.

Yamabuki Ditang rolled up his trousers to his thighs and walked into the river to catch fish.

"You two come and help." Yamabuki Ditang waved to the two children on the shore.

Ye Yi also followed Yamabuki Detang's example and rolled up his pants, then came to the center of the stream.

Bai Ya just stood there watching, hesitating and not daring to go down.

"Why don't you come down? Don't you know how to swim? It's okay, I can teach you." Ye Yi said very generously.

Byakuya just kept shaking his head.

"Are you afraid of live fish? Or are you afraid of the bugs in this river? It's okay, generally the bugs in this kind of river water won't bite people. And some bugs are delicious!" Ye Yi said again.

Byakuya was still shaking his head.

Yamabuki Ditang and Ye Yi were both stunned. He was not afraid of water or fish, so what was this kid afraid of?

Bai Ya couldn't stand the interrogation of the two people's gazes, and finally said hesitantly: "The bottom of the river is full of mud, it's so dirty!"

"How can a man be afraid of getting dirty? Get down here!" Yoruichi tried to grab Byakuya with an unhappy look on his face, but Byakuya dodged him.

Yamabuki Ditang had a helpless yet doting smile on his face.

As the eldest son of the Kuchiki family, Byakuya must have many servants around him to take care of his daily life.

Not to mention walking in a muddy river, I probably haven't even washed a bowl in my life. Over time, it's inevitable that I will have a little bit of mysophobia.

What do I do? Isn't this what I'm here for?

Do you know what stress therapy is?

Yamabuki Detang gave Yoruichi a look.

These two bastards are in tune with each other and can tell what the other person means with just a glance.

"Brother Bai Zai, if you don't come down, I won't be polite!" Ye Yi said with a wicked smile.

Byakuya kept shaking his head vigorously, and he would not go down no matter what the other party said.

Yoruichi suddenly bent down and grabbed a handful of mud from the river.

Baiya's face turned green, he had already guessed how the plot would develop next!

"Pfft!!!"

This ball of mud mixed with various algae hit Byakuya's face with lightning speed!

"Hahaha! How about it?" Ye Yi laughed.

Byakuya's rage, which had been extinguished, flared up again.

I rolled up my sleeves and wanted to go into the river, but I hesitated when I saw the mud in the river.

"puff!"

As the saying goes, hesitation will lead to defeat. The moment he hesitated, the second ball of mud hit his face again.

This might be the most embarrassing day in Byakuya's life.

"Hahahahahahaha! We are going to the battlefield in the future. How can we be afraid of mud when we are going to fight in the battlefield?" Ye Yi said with a smile.

Before she could finish her words, a ball of mud hit her in the face.

Because her mouth was open, a lot of mud flew directly into her mouth.

Now she couldn't laugh anymore.

"Puff puff puff! Old man, you actually attacked me!" Ye Yi glared at Shanbuki Ditang with bared teeth.

"It's immoral to bully children!" Yamabuki Ditang was holding a ball of mud in his hand.

Ye Yi hurriedly washed his face with river water.

Byakuya was silent for a moment, then suddenly said something that stunned Yoruichi: "You stood with your feet in the water, and then washed your face with the water. Does that count as washing your face with the water you used to wash your feet?"

Ye Yi turned around and glared at Yamabuki Ditang: "It's all your fault!"

Then she threw the two lumps of mud in her hands at Shanchui Ditang.

Yamabuki Ditang calmly opened a wormhole, and the other side of the wormhole was connected to Byakuya.

"Pfft!"

Two balls of black mud hit Byakuya's little face squarely.

"Ahhhhhhhh! I'm going to fight you!!!"

The defense that should be broken finally broke through.

Chapter 383: The Essence of Swordsmanship is Strength and Speed

"Is this your excuse for becoming like this?" Unohana looked at the three clay monkeys in front of her and couldn't help but sigh.

He is already seven or eight hundred years old, why is he still like a child?

Sure enough, the saying that a man remains a boy until he dies is not just a saying.

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. I won't dare to do it again next time!" Yamabuki Ditang said very skillfully.

"Now that you know you're in the wrong, why don't you go take a shower and wash your clothes? By the way, aren't you three going fishing? Where are the fish?" Unohana asked.

"I forgot!" Yamabuki Ditang pointed at Yoruichi and Byakuya: "It's all their fault. Why didn't you remind me to catch fish?"

At this moment, Byakuya no longer looked like the eldest son of a noble family. His entire body was evenly bombarded with mud, and there was even a look of unsatisfied desire in his eyes.

"Forget it! Take Byakuya to take a bath quickly. Yoruichi, those two boys are playing in the mud there, why are you, a girl, joining them?" Unohana looked at Yoruichi.

Ye Yi sat there obediently, not daring to say a word in rebuttal.

"Okay, just wash yourself quickly. We'll have dinner soon. Since we can't have the fish we agreed on, we can only eat cabbage for dinner." Unohana looked at the three mud monkeys with both anger and amusement.

Soon, all three of them washed and changed into fresh clothes.

Dinner was cabbage with rice, which was quite delicious.

"Teacher, should we start formal training next?" asked Baiya.

Byakuya became Yoruichi's apprentice with a purpose, which was to pin Yoruichi to the ground and rub him.

"That's right. We're here to study, we can't just play all the time! So, what did your grandfather teach you?"

Bai Zai explained them one by one, including calligraphy, swordsmanship, aristocratic etiquette, arithmetic, basic laws, and so on.

In other words, the only thing related to combat is swordsmanship.

"I think my swordsmanship is not inferior to this cat demon. If I don't let her use instant movement, I will definitely be able to defeat her." Byakuya said aggressively.

Ye Yi immediately became interested: "Okay, then we have a deal. If you lose later, you are not allowed to cry."

Yamabuki Detang took the two men to the underground training ground and gave them two wooden swords.

The wooden sword was stained with red dye, so that during the battle, it would be easy to see who was accidentally hit.

"Since Byakuya is so confident in his swordsmanship, let's make a deal beforehand: neither of you can use instant movement or spiritual pressure. We can only use pure swordsmanship." Yamabuki Ditang raised his right hand. "Do you understand the rules? Okay, let the match begin now."

Unohana watched the show while eating melon seeds. Yamabuki was very cruel to let a child who was not even a formal Shinigami face a captain-level Shinigami. This child should not be abused to the point of doubting his life, right?

Byakuya gripped the sword with both hands and slashed forward.

Although Yoruichi is not very good at fighting with swords, that is only compared to fists and feet. Her swordsmanship is far superior to that of ordinary Shinigami, but she rarely uses it.

Facing Byakuya's attack, Yoruichi just slightly turned sideways and easily avoided the attack. Then the sword came out like a dragon, and the wooden sword instantly cut across Byakuya's neck.

Bai Ya was shocked and hurriedly touched his neck, only to find that his neck was covered in red.

"Is this what you call superior swordsmanship? Aren't you underestimating the god of death a little too much?" Ye Yi looked at the child in front of him with a smile.

She had watched this child grow up and abused him since he was a child. She knew best how capable Byakuya was now.

Bai Ya had made a lot of boasts before, but he was slapped in the face as soon as the battle started. His little face immediately turned red with shame, and he rushed forward in anger without caring about the consequences.

This time, Yoruichi really didn't use instant step, but just used the most ordinary steps to avoid all attacks. Then the sharp sword shook, and actually drew a little red turtle on Byakuya's face.

"Are you sure you want to fight? Look at your own face." Yoruichi threw a small mirror over, and Baiya's face turned green with anger when he saw it.

"A gentleman can be killed but not humiliated. I am not done with you today." Bai Ya completely lost his composure. As for the final result, of course, he was taught a lesson. A cute little turtle was painted on both sides of his cheek and forehead, and no matter how hard he tried, it was useless.

Yamabuki Detang and Unohana were watching Byakuya being bullied, and they were both laughing so happily!

"You should know how big the gap in strength between you and me is now, right? Let's start from the most basic training." Ye Yi was also very rebellious when he was young, but after being disciplined many times, he gradually became obedient.

So when she grew up, she also wanted to find a naughty kid to be her punching bag, and it just so happened that Byakuya was born at this time.

Byakuya never imagined that the difference in strength between the two of them would be so huge.

I have tried my best, but still cannot reverse the situation at all.

In the end, he could only look at Yamabuki Ditang helplessly, hoping that this newly apprenticed master could teach him some powerful skills.

"Okay, stop bullying the kid over there and come over here and show me how to fight." Yamabuki Detang pulled out a wooden sword from the side and said, "Bai Ya, watch this and see what the true meaning of swordsmanship is."

Byakuya didn't bother to wipe the dye off his face, staring intently at Yamabuki Detang.

Ye Yi took a deep breath. This bastard old man used her as a negative example!

"Let me show you my new trick!" Ye Yi said with a sneer on his face: "I originally wanted to wait until the day when we had a life-and-death battle to use it, but now it seems that I won't be able to wait until that day."

Byakuya spat nervously. Just how terrifying was this swordsmanship? He had to wait until a life-or-death situation to use it.

Ye Yi held the knife tightly in his hand and suddenly threw it over as a hidden weapon.

"The ultimate truth is... run away quickly! Only a fool would fight with you!" Ye Yi turned around and ran without any hesitation.

The strength of both sides is not at the same level at all.

No matter how you beat yourself, you will be abused.

This has been demonstrated many times recently.

To defeat this old man, multiple captains must attack at the same time.

Yamabuki Ditang said slowly, "Bai Ya, next I will teach you the most important factor in swordsmanship, which is speed."

As soon as he finished speaking, Yamabuki Ditang appeared in front of Ye Yi.

"If you don't have enough speed, you won't be able to keep up with the enemy's attack. If you don't have enough speed, you won't be able to catch up with the fleeing enemy, so speed is crucial. Then there's strength..." Yamabuki Detang swung the wooden sword in his hand and hit it directly on Yoruichi's head.

"boom!!!!"

Yoruichi was slammed directly into the ground like a drowning fish.

"Did you see it? This is the true meaning of swordsmanship." Yamabuki Ditang said solemnly.

Chapter 384: Byakuya volunteers

It took a long time for Yoruichi to climb out of the pit. He covered his head and shouted, "You are really misleading us, aren't you? Who doesn't know the importance of speed and strength? Captain Unohana, please judge for yourself. You are a great expert in swordsmanship!"

Unohana remained positive about her husband's statement: "Theoretically, there's no problem. As long as you're fast enough and strong enough, any other tricks will be in vain!"

In other words, the Powerful Flying Brick is the perfect solution for all those fancy tricks. What did you say? Your Powerful Flying Brick can't beat the opponent? That's simply because your power isn't strong enough.

Byakuya felt like he had learned a lot, but everyone understood the principles, but how should I improve my speed or strength?

"Don't worry, I've found you an excellent sparring partner! Yoruichi, Byakuya is your junior apprentice now, so it's okay to help your junior apprentice, right?" Yamabuki Ditang saw Yoruichi about to run and grabbed the back of his neck. Yoruichi turned stiffly and said angrily, "I'm going to be the captain of the second team soon, and there's still a lot of work waiting for me to do in the team! You are the most suitable person for this glorious mission."

"It's you! You eat at my house every day and you don't want to work? How can it be so easy? From today on, you will be responsible for teaching him the instant step. If there is no result in a week, I will show you how I will deal with you." Yamabuki Ditang took the act of slacking off to the extreme.

However, in ancient times, when a master taught an apprentice, he would first let the eldest brother learn from the master, and then the eldest brother would teach his own apprentice. The master was just carrying on the tradition.

Byakuya looked at Yoruichi with disgust. Is this cat demon any good?

"Don't look at me like that. Do you think I'm willing to teach you? But you're already in my hands! Humph!" Ye Yi approached step by step with an evil smile on his face.

Byakuya was completely desperate and fought to defeat the cat demon as soon as possible.

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