In Soul Society, I just want to retire

I asked you to be naughty with me normally, and if you have the guts, you can be naughty again!

"Sui Fong! Soi Fong! You are the only one who can save me now! Come and save me quickly!" Yoruichi shouted in horror.

Soi Fong looked torn.

"Lord Yoruichi... I really can't disobey Father's orders. I'm sorry."

At this moment, Yamabuki Ditang had already stuffed the Nine-Turn Large Intestine into Yoruichi's mouth.

"Chew it carefully and taste it slowly. I promise you will fall in love with the taste." Yamabuki Ditang had an intoxicated expression on his face.

Because the large intestine had been stuffed into his mouth, Ye Yi could only force himself not to chew it slowly, and then he found...

"The taste doesn't seem as bad as I imagined? Although there is still a strange taste when you chew it carefully, it's quite fragrant overall." Ye Yi was surprised. He didn't expect that this weird food tasted so good.

"I'm your teacher, how could I lie to you? I can't wait to be nice to you." Yamabuki Ditang said with a smile: "I have prepared some delicious dishes here, I believe you will like them."

Ye Yi leaned forward with curiosity.

"What...what are these things? Are you sure they are edible?" Ye Yi asked in horror.

"Oh, this child is so pitiful. He has never eaten good food in his life." Shanbuki Ditang said with a sigh.

"How dare you talk about me? Then tell me what these are?" Ye Yi held the black bugs on the plate.

"This thing is called silkworm pupa! Its nutritional value is higher than beef. Didn't you eat it?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

"What about this!"

"Fried stick insects, coated in breadcrumbs and egg, are so fragrant when fried."

"Then what is this hard thing? It looks like it can kill someone."

“This is tofu.”

"Can your tofu be used as a weapon? Although I am young, it doesn't mean I am ignorant. Do you think I am easy to fool?" Ye Yi shouted.

"I'm surprised by what I've seen. This is called frozen tofu. It's authentic when eaten with hot pot. Oh, I forgot to tell you, our main course tonight is hot pot. As for the base... tiger bone and bull penis hot pot."

Chapter 404: The old father is worried

"The name sounds incredibly weird. How could there be such an outrageous hot pot base in the world?" Ye Yi looked at the hot pot and bullwhip stewing in the hot pot with a strange expression: "Why are all the dishes today something I've never seen before? Is it a special occasion?"

"No, I just want to have a bite." Yamabuki Ditang said: "By the way, I wonder if you can eat this."

Ye Yi saw Yamabuki Detang peeling a pitch-black egg, which emitted an indescribable strange smell.

"What the hell is this?"

"Preserved eggs are also known as the devil's food. One bite of them will make you ascend to heaven." Shanbuki Ditang approached with a malicious look on his face.

Ye Yi knew that he had dodged it, so he could only bite it lightly. The taste was quite strong and his head was buzzing.

"If you don't like it, don't waste it. I have some good stuff here." Yamabuki Ditang finally took out a bottle of white wine.

"You can try wine." Ye Yi was about to pour a glass, but the glass was taken away.

"What are you doing? You won't even give me a sip of wine? You're too stingy." Ye Yi glared at Shanbuki Ditang.

"I can tell you're not a serious drinker. You can't drink this strong out of a cup." Shanbuki Ditang pulled out a large bowl, almost the size of a human face. "You have to drink it out of this bowl. As the old saying goes, three bowls won't get you through the mountain. If Wu Song drinks this kind of wine, let alone eighteen bowls, I'll make him my big brother if he can even finish half a bowl."

"It's just a glass of wine, why exaggerate?" Ye Yibie's curiosity was aroused. Cats are very curious.

Yamabuki Ditang took out two jars from under the table and poured a large bowl of soup directly.

"Try it?" Yamabuki Ditang looked at Ye Yi with a provocative look.

Ye Yi snorted coldly. She was quite confident in her drinking ability. Looking at the big bowl of wine in front of her, she stretched out her tongue and licked it lightly.

At this moment, Ye Yi felt that his tongue had lost sensation.

"Hiss... What on earth is in this bowl? It definitely can't be wine." Ye Yi asked vigilantly.

"Of course this is wine, and it's the Water of Life with an alcohol content of 96%. Humph, I actually made this kind of wine hundreds of years ago, but no one liked it, so it's not well-known in Soul Society." Yamabuki Ditang smiled and said, "If you can drink this bowl without getting drunk, I will take you as my disciple."

"You said it, you are not allowed to regret it!" Ye Yi's eyes lit up.

"When did I tell a lie?" Yamabuki Ditang said with a provocative expression.

Yoruichi asked, "Are you planning to get me drunk and do something weird to me? Where's Captain Unohana? Why can't I see her?"

"She's not interested in these things tonight and went out to have dinner with the sisters from the Fourth Division," said Yamabuki Ditang.

"That makes it even more suspicious!" Ye Yi stared at Yamabuki Ditang, then picked up the big bowl and gulped down two mouthfuls.

I originally wanted to drink it all in one go, but this stuff was too hard to swallow. After just two sips, I felt like a knife was cutting through my throat.

"Huh!" Ye Yi exhaled a large breath of alcohol, and then started to eat hot pot.

The atmosphere was getting more and more heated, and Ye Yi drank quite happily.

But after drinking for a while, my mind started to become blurry.

"Master Yoruichi... please drink less!" Soi-Fong advised in a low voice.

But now everything Ye Yi says is quite accurate.

But drunk Yoichi-sama is also so cute!

"No, I can't drink anymore." Ye Yi just stood up, but suddenly lost his balance and fell directly on Yamabuki Ditang.

"Really? If you can't drink it, don't drink it. How can I take care of you if you drink like this? By the way, Soi-Fong, let her stay in your room tonight." Yamabuki Ditang said calmly.

"Me? Me?" Soi Feng looked surprised.

"Hehehe, little bee, come here and let sister bite you!" Ye Yi smiled and grabbed Soi Fong and gave her a big kiss on the face.

Soi Fong's cup started to smoke.

Finally putting Yoruichi on her bed, Soi-Fong gently wiped Yoruichi's cheek with a towel.

Ye Yi fell asleep quickly and woke up quickly. He felt someone gently wiping his face with a towel. He immediately opened his eyes alertly, but found it was Soi Feng. His vigilance disappeared.

"No, I should go home tonight." Ye Yi rubbed his head, which was swollen and painful from being drunk. "If my servants knew I was hungover outside, they would nag me to death."

"Master Yoruichi, let me take you home!" Soi Fong said in a low voice. As a result, the two of them pushed the door gently and found that the door was locked from the outside.

"This..." Ye Yi's look was strange.

“…” Soi Feng blushed and was at a loss.

"Is this bastard old man afraid that I'll get drunk and act crazy? He actually locked me up! Ha, never mind, let's go to sleep! Little bee, wait and see how your sister will deal with you tonight!" Ye Yi stretched out his claws to Soi Feng beside him with a wicked smile.

Outside the room, Yamabuki Ditang was waving the room key in his hand.

My daughter, this is all your dad can do. Come on.

Wait, why is there no movement in the room?

Yamabuki Ditang opened a wormhole and looked inside. Yoruichi's clothes were scattered all over the floor. Is it so exciting?

Following the path of the clothes, I looked towards the bed...

All I saw was... a black cat lying on the bed with its legs spread out!

Haha, I knew this would be the ending.

This stupid girl, I gave you a chance but you didn’t use it! I gave you a chance but you didn’t use it!!!

If your partner is taken away by another man in the future, don't cry in your father's arms.

……

The next day, Ye Yi slept until noon before getting up lazily.

I found that my clothes had been washed and neatly folded at the head of the bed.

"Headache..." Ye Yi reached out and knocked his head. What happened last night? Why can't I remember anything at all? I just remember drinking a lot of wine.

"By the way, it seems like something very important happened today! I can't remember what it is!" Ye Yi turned back into human form and put on his clothes one by one.

"team leader!!!!!"

Just when Ye Yi had a headache and wanted to vomit, the voice she least wanted to hear came.

Upon hearing the sound, Yoruichi's first reaction was to run, as someone was coming to catch her and send her back to work.

As soon as she opened the door, a fat figure was blocking the door. It was her vice-captain, Omaeda Nozomi.

"Omaeda..." Before Yoruichi could finish her words, Omaeda Kiyoshi carried her on his shoulders.

"Captain, do you remember what day it is today?" asked Nozomi Omaeda.

"Um... a picnic?"

"It's the day when new members join the team! Where are you fooling around on such an important day! Hurry up and take charge of the situation!" Omaeda Nozomi roared.

As the deputy captain, I am really worried about this.

Chapter 405: Will Ji Zai and Tie Zhi Nu have a future?

Yoruichi whined as he returned to the second division, complaining, "Why do I have to come to work the next day when I'm hungover?"

Omaeda Nozomi complained, "You're so drunk and you still have the nerve to tell others about it? Sober up quickly! If others see you drunk like this, they'll definitely laugh at you! I'm really worried about you every day!"

Omaeda Nozomi sighed beside him. Yoruichi patted his face and finally recovered one-tenth of his spirit. After making sure that he was in good condition, he came to the newcomers.

The captain is the soul of a team. Especially for newcomers, the captain is their idol and goal. No one wants their captain to be a drunk cat.

Ye Yi looked at the new members of the Secret Mobile Unit in front of him, suppressed his headache, and smiled: "Everyone should work hard in the future. Don't slack off at work. It's wrong to slack off at work!"

As she watched, Yoruichi noticed a familiar face among the newcomers. Hmm? Why was Soi Fong here?

Isn't Soi-Fong still in school? Yoruichi blinked, and Soi-Fong blinked back. The two looked at each other for a second or two before Yoruichi happily said hello: "Sui-Fong, come to my office later. I have something to tell you!"

Soi Fong looked confused, and the other newcomers immediately focused their attention on her, realizing that she was just a young little girl.

"Okay, Xizhijin, if there is no problem, take them down! Soi Fong, follow me!" Yoruichi waved at Soi Fong.

Soi Fong could only follow Yoruichi obediently to her office. After making sure that there were no outsiders around, Yoruichi lay dejectedly on her desk.

"Ah! My head hurts! I drank too much yesterday! Soi Fong, shouldn't you be studying at the Maou Spiritual Academy? Why are you in the second division?" Yoruichi waved at Soi Fong, asking her to come over and massage his head.

Soi-Fong replied quietly, "Father said that I'm already qualified to be a Shinigami, so he made an exception and allowed me to join the Second Division to learn in advance."

"Right here, use a little more force! Mm, it feels good!" Yoruichi leaned against Soi Fong's arms and moaned softly, "I'll never drink so much again! It gives me a terrible headache! By the way, that old bastard Yamabuki is really willing to join the Gotei 13 at such a young age. Isn't he afraid of encountering danger? And even if he did join, he should have gone to the safer Fourth Division."

Soi Fong's voice became even quieter. "Actually, I asked my father to transfer me to the Second Division. I think this is a better place for me!"

Unconsciously, the atmosphere became a little weird, but Yoruichi, a straight girl, didn't notice the weirdness of the atmosphere at all. To Yoruichi, Soi Fong was more like her sister, or more like half a daughter, and Yoruichi was a straight girl to begin with, so she didn't think about it in any other way.

Soi Fong always liked to stick to her, so she just thought that the two of them had a good relationship and didn't think about it any further.

But Soi Fong seems to have misunderstood this feeling. In short, the relationship between the two people is becoming more and more weird and strange.

"Then we will be companions fighting and living together! We must help each other." Ye Yi showed a gentle and powerful smile on his face.

Soi Feng's heart was pounding, of course, it was mostly just self-conquering.

In the eyes of a lover, every woman is beautiful. As long as you have a different feeling, no matter what is sitting opposite you, it is right.

"Yes! I will help Mr. Yoruichi no matter what!" Soi Fong said excitedly.

People always like to add some logic to something to make it seem more reasonable, but love is illogical.

Maybe it's just a glance in the crowd, maybe it's just a momentary heartbeat, maybe it's just an unintentional little gesture, all of which can become a bridge of love.

The smile on Yoruichi's face suddenly became very strange. She pulled out a pile of documents from under her desk. "Since we agreed to help each other, Soi Fong! Please approve these documents for me! My head still hurts from last night's hangover! I really want to sleep! Soi Fong! You won't abandon me, will you?"

The real intention is revealed! The real intention is revealed! You are a bad woman!

But even with such a simple trap, Soi-Fong willingly fell into it without any precautions. She even said with a cheerful look on her face, "Don't worry, Master Yoruichi. Leave all the work to me. I will definitely complete it brilliantly!"

Ye Yi hugged his little bee excitedly. He finally found someone who was willing to help him share the work. It was so hard for him.

"Then I'll sleep next to you for a while! Don't call me unless it's something very important!" Ye Yi staggered to the sofa and started to sleep.

I will never drink so much again!

After a while, Yoruichi fell asleep. Soi-Fong was struggling to correct the documents in front of her. This was her first time doing this kind of work, so it was naturally very difficult for her.

There were even many parts that she simply couldn't understand. Soi-Fong secretly made up her mind that she would ask her father about these things when she got back, and he would definitely teach her.

After completing the simple tasks, Broken Bee put them aside. She also put aside the tasks that she couldn't complete, ready to take back to her father for help.