In Soul Society, I just want to retire

"Kill this woman quickly! Do you know how much damage she has caused Soul Society? More than half of the 46 Sages have been killed or injured. Such crimes are unprecedented in history and are simply unforgivable. Why keep such a sinner alive? Execute her immediately!"

These people didn't show up during the war, but now that we're safe, they're all giving orders.

Yamabuki Ditang swung his sword backhand, and the sword pressure swept over the head of a great sage, almost chopping his head off. The sage was so scared that he sat down on the ground and wet his pants!

"If you say another word, I'll chop you all up too! Central 46's situation is already like this, so at worst I'll just chop you to death and pin the blame on her." Yamabuki Ditang glanced at Unohana, who was leaning on his shoulder. "I'm sure my colleagues won't say anything either. What do you think? Uncle Saito!"

Saito Fulaubushi had long disliked these birdmen, and was now eager to draw his sword and chop them down.

Yan Yuanjinle looked at the sages from the Central Forty-sixth Room, and a malicious look flashed in his eyes.

"Wait... wait a minute, Chief of Staff. I was a little harsh just now, but... what are you going to do with this woman? You're not going to keep her, are you? She's too dangerous, out of control! How about... hand her over to Central Office 46 for execution? If that doesn't work, send her to Hell..."

Before he could finish his words, a flash of sword flashed from Yamabuki Ditang's hand, directly chopping off the head of this talkative man. Blood spurted far away, and the remaining sages instantly fell silent!

What kind of lunatics are these!

Here comes another guy who is fearless!

"Didn't you hear what I said? If you dare to say another word, I'll chop you all down!" Yamabuki Ditang's eyes flashed with a murderous gleam. "Don't you have as many replacements as you want, you bunch of parasites? Once everyone dies, we'll just replace them with new ones. If you want to disband Central Section 46, just tell me and I'll help you. If you have nothing else to do, I'm going home first!"

The remaining dozen or so sages covered their mouths with their hands in fear, not daring to make a sound, for fear that they would be the next to suffer.

"Go back and rest! I'm so tired. Let me know when the captain comes back." Yamabuki Ditang staggered back to his home carrying Unohana.

After returning home, Yamabuki Detang locked the door and tore off Unohana's torn clothes.

Unohana just watched the boy's actions quietly, without struggling or stopping him.

In the end, only a thin shirt was left on Unohana's body. Yamabuki Detang opened the mechanism, carried Unohana to the underground training ground, and directly threw Unohana into the hell of bones.

"Just soak in it slowly! When you feel that your damaged spiritual pressure and blood have been drained, go soak in the red pool next door. Soak back and forth a few times, and your injuries will be almost healed. If you have anything to say, we can talk after you've recovered." said Yamabuki Ditang.

He originally thought that this hot spring would be of great help to him, but he didn't expect to awaken the super-speed rebirth so quickly. These two hot springs were quite useless to him.

Furthermore, at the last moment of the duel, I awakened the Steel Skin and Static Blood Armor. Now, getting hurt will be a problem for me! Not to mention healing!

Two hours later, Yamabuki Ditang brought a change of clothes.

Originally, he had prepared high-quality white silk, but when he saw Unohana's white thighs and delicate feet, a voice resounded in his heart like thunder.

Stockings or bare feet, which one should I choose?

It’s such a hard decision!

Finally I decided to let Unohana try the white silk first. If it doesn’t look good, I can just tear it off myself!

I am indeed a genius!

This is the best of both worlds solution!

As for the clothes, it was a seemingly ordinary white dress.

As the owner of the first fashion clothing store in Soul Society, of course it is impossible for him to only sell indecent things like maid outfits. He also has to sell some serious things. For example, summer is coming, so Yamabuki Detang made a very cool dress according to his memories of his previous life. Sure enough, it was well received as soon as it was launched on the market.

I have been leading the trend for a thousand years. I am worthy of it.

Unohana gently wiped her body with a towel, changed her wet clothes and put on new clothes.

Judging from Unohana's appearance a thousand years ago, she was only about seventeen or eighteen years old, much younger than she would be a thousand years later.

It lacks a bit of maturity and stability, but has more of the purity of a girl.

At least that's how it looked on the surface! That crazy woman who slashed her way from the East Gate of Seireitei to the Central Forty-sixth Room with a knife didn't count.

After changing her clothes, Unohana sat there quietly, like a small white flower blooming on the roadside in April.

"Take this with you to suppress your spiritual pressure. I will be in charge of guarding you until the captain returns." Yamabuki Ditang said.

Unohana did not resist and obediently put on the handcuffs that suppressed her spiritual pressure.

For her, the experience of the previous battle has made her life worthwhile, and it doesn’t matter what happens to her next.

Yamabuki Detang brought Unohana to the room upstairs and arranged her in the side room.

I hope there won’t be any more trouble before the captain comes back!

Unohana leaned against the wall of the room, quietly looking at the blooming cherry blossoms. No one knew what she was thinking.

Yamabuki Detang was sitting next to him, leaning on a sword. He had already instructed the Gotei 13 not to forget to bring him food when the time came, and to request enough for two people!

If you guys dare to forget, I'll show you how I'll deal with you when I get back!

Chapter 94: The Captain Returns

When it was time for dinner, Chojiro Suzuka came over with a lunch box to deliver the meal, and Yamabuki Detang was sitting at the door with a solemn look.

Chojiro Suzu looked inside with curiosity. Yamabuki Ditang slapped Chojiro Suzu's head hard and said, "What are you looking at, boy?"

Suzu Chojiro asked quietly, "Brother Yamabuki, can you keep an eye on her by yourself? Do you want me to send a few more people?"

"I can't even keep an eye on her, let alone you guys. I heard you were the first one to rush over when she came charging in?" Yamabuki Ditang smiled at Suzuki Chojiro and said, "You're quite brave!"

A shy smile appeared on Chojiro Suzu's face.

"But I heard you were the first one to be killed. Can you see the difference in strength between your opponent and yourself before charging forward?" Yamabuki Ditang slapped Suzuki Chojiro's head hard. "There's no shame in a strategic retreat. Okay, let me see what delicious food we have today?"

Chojiro Suzu opened the food box and the aroma filled his nose.

Today there was stewed meat, fried fish, stir-fried vegetables, and two bowls of white rice. Yamabuki Ditang was very hungry when he saw it.

"The food in the cafeteria today is so good! I should have eaten first before coming back." Yamabuki Ditang picked up a piece of food and placed it at the door where Unohana was imprisoned: "It's time to eat!"

Suzu Chojiro pouted and said, "This is a special meal Hanako prepared for you. She wouldn't even give it to me if I wanted to! But is it okay to feed a prisoner this kind of food? Won't she run away if she's full?"

Yamabuki Ditang narrowed his eyes and asked, "Then what do you think we should do?"

Chojiro Suzu said viciously, "We should starve her half to death so she won't have the strength to escape."

Yamabuki Ditang said to Unohana in the room, "Did you hear that? This has nothing to do with me. This guy said it all. If you're hungry, go find this guy and settle the score!"

Chojiro Suzuka's face turned green. This is not the way to cheat people.

"By the way, you are still wearing handcuffs. It must be inconvenient to eat. Let me help you open them." Yamabuki Ditang took out the key and opened the handcuffs on Unohana's hands.

Suzuki Chojiro's expression turned even uglier. "Yama...Yamabuki-sama, is it okay for you to remove the handcuffs for her? Is she trying to sabotage something?"

Yamabuki Ditang looked at Unohana and smiled, "She's been fed for now, so she won't cause any more trouble. You can go back first!"

Suzuki Chojiro was still curious. Could it be that this vicious woman destroyed the Seireitei just to eat? If you're so powerful, can't you just tell us directly? Why did you have to sabotage it?

What a strange woman.

Yamabuki Detang and Unohana started eating across a wall. Well, Hanako's cooking skills have improved recently. Although Hanako has no talent in fighting, her housekeeping skills are almost full, and she also has basic medical knowledge.

At this time, Unohana handed out the bowl. The food inside had been eaten up. It seemed that she was hungry after fighting for such a long time.

"How about you go and wash the dishes?" Yamabuki Ditang asked tentatively.

"Yeah." Unohana did not refuse. After washing the dishes, she came back here and Yamabuki Ditang put the handcuffs on her again.

Unohana looked as if she wanted to say something but was hesitant. It seemed as if she had a lot to say but didn't know where to start.

"has a problem?"

"Ah."

"Would you like to have some tea? Let's talk while we drink tea?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

"Ah."

Yamabuki Ditang brewed a small pot of tea. This was good tea, which he had begged for last time when he went to the captain's office for a meeting.

Unohana took a sip of her tea and asked, "What the hell are you?"

Huh? Why does that sound like a scolding? What do you mean by "who are you?" I'm such a big person, can't you see?

"Humans don't have such strong recovery abilities. If it were an ordinary person, he would have died long ago after experiencing such a battle." Unohana was very sure. Although she was not a doctor yet, she had killed too many people and knew very well where on the body would cause death if hit.

If it had been an ordinary person in the previous battle, he would have died in a heartbeat, but Yamabuki Ditang was still drinking tea with him in front of him.

If you discard all possibilities, the remaining answer, no matter how outrageous it is, is the truth.

there is only one truth.

"you are not human!"

This is the truth that Unohana learned.

"You're not human! Your whole family isn't human!" Yamabuki Ditang complained. "How am I not human? Didn't I just awaken the Quincy's ability to control spirit particles and the Static Blood Armor? Didn't I just awaken Steelskin and Super Regeneration? How am I not human? Little girl, you need evidence when you speak, or I'll sue you for defamation."

"Don't talk about me for now. You're in serious trouble right now. You've destroyed the Soul Society to this extent, and you've slaughtered half of the Central Forty-Six..."

"Nonsense, you clearly killed one of them. Don't try to put the blame on me." Unohana smiled.

"......Even if there was one person I killed, didn't most of them die at your hands? When the captain comes back, you'll be dead." There was no alarmist intention in Yamabuki Ditang's words. What Unohana did was a precedent. Those bastards in the Central 46th Room were scared to death. There was no way they would let such a dangerous person live.

There was no trace of panic on Unohana's face, and she listened quietly to Yamabuki Detang continue speaking.

"There is only one way to survive now, and that is to join our Court Goto 13. Our Court Goto 13 and the Central Forty-Six are separate organizations. Even if they have great power, they cannot judge the members of the Court Goto 13. As long as you join the Court Goto 13, those old guys will have no way to do anything to you. Although the captain-in-chief is usually stingy and often has a stern face, he is actually very protective of his people. And with your strength..." Yamabuki Detang thought of Unohana's amazing strength. It would be impossible for him to be rejected if he joined the Court Goto 13 at this time.

Unohana didn't answer immediately. Instead, she looked up at the falling cherry blossoms and suddenly said, "I can join the Gotei 13, but I want to be in the same team with you. This is my only request."

"This..." Yamabuki Detang is now the vice-captain of the first team. Does that mean Unohana will join the first team?

"Okay, I promise you." Yamabuki Ditang hesitated for a moment and then agreed immediately. Anyway, he would just trick the person in first.

Unohana smiled. "By the way, these clothes you put on me are very strange. I've never seen them in Rukongai. Are they new styles?"

"This is the most fashionable combination in Soul Society." Yamabuki Detang said with his chest puffed out. He was a person who had been leading fashion for a thousand years.

Suddenly, the voice of Chojiro Suzuki came from outside: "Brother Yamabuki, the captain is back!"

Chapter 95: Complaint from Central Office 46

Seireitei.

Temporary headquarters of Central Office 46.

The remaining sages looked at each other.

I don't know if this is just a bad year, but why is everything going wrong for them? Not long ago, the Gotei 13 emerged and almost replaced them as the most powerful organization in Soul Society.

Now another crazy woman popped out and chopped down anyone she saw. More than half of the Central Room 46 was cleared out.

And that Yamabuki Ditang really doesn't give us any face at all!

Now this group of people are discussing countermeasures here and considering what to do next.

"This kind of behavior must never be tolerated. It's disrespectful to our Central Forty-Six Chambers and it's disrespectful to Soul Society. This behavior must be stopped, but... having so many positions suddenly become vacant is not a bad thing!" said the only remaining great sage coldly.

Before he could finish his words, someone poured cold water on him.

"So what if there are so many vacancies? Right now, nobles are more eager to join the Gotei 13. A woman has slaughtered her way through the Seireitei. Our Central Forty-Six is ​​utterly disgraced! I strongly demand that that crazy woman be put to death. No exceptions." The sages discussed, "And that Yamabuki Detang actually beheaded members of the Central Forty-Six in public. She shows no regard for us at all. She must be punished, and severely."

The fact that Unohana killed her way through the Central 46th Room can only be understood as their lack of strength, and they can swallow their anger for the time being. However, Yamabuki Detang's behavior is a naked contempt for the Central 46th Room. Look at what he said?

You actually said that such an important position can be replaced by anyone?

Are you kidding me?

Everyone who can sit here has a big family behind him. Can this be achieved just by saying so?

Do these peasants understand the nobility of their bloodline?

"Why don't we find someone to assassinate him!" said a smart man.

As soon as he said that, others looked at him as if he were an idiot.

"How about I give you a knife and you go and assassinate Shanchui Ditang tonight?" the great sage said coldly.

Now they all know what level of strength Unohana has!

Yamabuki Detang defeated Unohana head-on.

Assassination?

Yamamoto Shigekuni hasn't come back yet. If we dare to take action tonight, according to the character of that madman Yamabuki Detang, our heads will be piled up in a row the next day!

Just when they were racking their brains for a solution but couldn't find one, one of their men rushed in.

"My Lords, Yamamoto Shigekuni has returned."

Everyone's eyes lit up when they heard the news.