In Soul Society, I just want to retire

"Dad doesn't understand, but he's really shocked. Come on, girl!"

"Thank you so much for your support, Dad. But Dad, can you not only support me spiritually? Can you give me some material support?"

"Whenever Dad catches a fish, he will provide you with material support."

"Forget it, I feel like there's no hope in this life. I'd better find a way to work and earn money myself." Shanchui Huajin thought seriously.

Ye Yi stretched lazily: "I always feel that you are not suitable for raising children. No matter how good the child is, you will only raise him into a troublemaker in your hands."

"No way! I'm just letting it go, don't you understand?"

Yamabuki Ditang stood up leisurely and put away his fishing rod.

Then the system suddenly popped up: "Wait, why aren't you fishing anymore? You're giving up halfway, you know that? How can I level up if you don't fish? How can I help you show off if I don't level up?"

"System, how about... I take you flying."

"...You are being extremely disrespectful to me. Do you believe that I will choose to run away from home? I will make you regret it for the rest of your life?"

"It's easy to leave without seeing him off."

"..."

"Okay, now I'm going to continue enjoying my leisurely life after retirement. Goodbye!"

Complete book.

Final remarks

First of all, thank you so much to everyone who has read this far.

Seven months, over two million words, to build a world of Death in my mind. When I first started writing, I thought I would just write for fun and finish it in around a million words, but after finishing the first volume, I realized it was already 700,000 words.

Later, I constructed the debut stories and Bankai abilities of the first generation captains, which took up a lot of brain cells.

There are also many flaws in the book, but thank you readers for your tolerance. This is the last day of 2023, and I wish you all a happy new year. In addition, there are a few free small extras for everyone. They are very important, so you must read them. They are free╰(*°▽°*)╯

Sincerely: Love your old cat

Extra 1: Aizen just wants to slack off

The Gotei 13's First Division barracks.

An emergency secret meeting was held.

All senior executives are concentrated here.

Even including the retired Yamabuki Detang.

"Kyoroku, if you don't give me an explanation, I'll beat you until thousands of peach blossoms bloom. Don't you know that you've delayed my fishing trip?" Yamabuki Ditang clenched his fists with a bad look on his face.

Kyoraku Shunsui's expression was stern. "This matter is extremely urgent, otherwise I wouldn't have called you here. Something terrible has happened! If this matter isn't resolved quickly, the Three Realms will collapse."

"Yhwach is resurrected?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

Kyoraku Shunsui shook his head gravely. "It's gotten worse. Our Soul King... is missing."

"Soul King...you mean Aizen, right? Shouldn't that kid be staying in the Soul King Palace now?" asked Yamabuki Detang.

"That's what's going on. The Soul King is missing now. Squad Zero is going crazy with worry. Please let's look for him together." said Kyoraku Shunsui.

Yamabuki Ditang pinched his chin in thought.

Where did this guy go instead of going to work?

Seeing that Yamabuki Ditang looked thoughtful, the others did not dare to disturb him.

"Humph, I get it. I'll take him back right now, don't worry."

……

There is a quiet hill on the north side of Soul Garden, covered with bright little flowers. At this moment, Aizen is lying among the flowers.

"Life as a Spirit King is completely different from what I imagined!"

"Why do we have to work overtime 24 hours a day, all year round?"

“Why is there no personal freedom at all?”

"No wonder the teacher likes a free and easy life, no wonder he doesn't want to be the Soul King! Oh! It turns out that this kind of lazy life is the most comfortable!" Aizen stretched out and basked in the warm sun, feeling so comfortable.

Suddenly, a shadow fell.

Yamabuki Ditang was leaning over him.

"teacher?"

"Good boy, you actually dared to skip work. Don't you know that your job is to stay in the Spirit King Palace? Slacking off is wrong. It's immoral."

"It seems like you're the only one in the entire Soul Society who has no right to say that to me..." Aizen complained.

Yamabuki Detang got a rope from somewhere, tied up Aizen, and carried him back to the Soul King Palace.

"I have captured the Spirit King for you. If he runs away again, tell me and I promise to capture him as quickly as possible." Shanbuki Ditang patted his chest.

As for unpaid overtime and such, Aizen is enough.

Aizen: "I'm going to pass this crappy position on sooner or later, just wait and see."

Extra 2: Kyoraku Shunsui in Another World

"Ukitake, ten years have passed. The great battle ten years ago is still vivid in my mind. Soul Society has been rebuilt. I'm sure you are very happy to see me." Kyoraku Shunsui gently stroked the tombstone of his best friend, the old man, and the Shinigami who died in the battle.

Suddenly, a portal appeared in front of Kyoraku Shunsui.

"Hey? Where does this door lead to?" Kyoraku Shunsui walked through with curiosity and found that the other side of the door was also Jinglingting.

Ok?

Why does it feel a little different?

"Kyōraku? Why are you just staring blankly here? What happened to your eyes? Did you get beaten up for peeping at a little girl taking a bath?"

A gentle and familiar voice came from behind Kyoraku Shunsui. Kyoraku Shunsui turned around suddenly, and standing in front of him was his best friend, Ukitake Jushiro, who had died in the battle.

Kyoraku Shunsui was stunned for a moment before he reached out and pinched Ukitake Jushiro's cheek.

"you are still alive?"

"Of course I'm still alive? What happened to you today?" Ukitake Jushiro waved his hand in front of his good friend: "We have an appointment to play cards with Captain Yamamoto today, don't be late."

"Yamamoto...Captain-General? Yamamoto is alive too?" Kyoraku Shunsui asked in disbelief.

When he saw Yamamoto Genryusai Shigekunimasa, Yamabuki Detang and Unohana playing Landlord in the "Senior People's Chess and Card Club", Kyoraku Shunsui couldn't believe his eyes.

A tear flowed from his single eye.

"Am I dreaming? Captain Unohana is also alive... By the way, who is the young man next to Captain Unohana? Why have I never seen him before?" asked Kyoraku Shunsui.

Ukitake Jushiro reached out to touch his forehead: "Are you sick? That's Mr. Yamabuki, Captain Unohana's husband? Our teacher."

"Ah? Captain Unohana's...husband? How could such a vicious woman be married?"

"You're trying to kill yourself! Be careful, someone might overhear you!"

Kyoraku Shunsui looked at the harmony before him and suddenly realized something.

"Is this the legendary...parallel world?"

Suddenly, a voice came from behind him.

"I'm sorry I'm late!"

Kyoraku Shunsui looked back and saw that it was another himself!

It’s just that the self in this world looks more relaxed and comfortable, and both eyes are in good condition.

The moment the two met, the portal appeared again and forcibly sucked Kyoraku Shunsui away.

……

"Captain! Captain! Why are you daydreaming here?" Nanao waved her hand in front of Kyoraku Shunsui.

Kyoraku Shunsui suddenly came back to his senses and found himself still standing in front of his friend's tombstone.

"Ah! It's okay. It felt like I was dreaming. I dreamed of a... beautiful world."

Extra 3: The Disappearing Girl, Shanchuikajin

My name is Shanchuihuajin.

I am a time traveler.

I traveled to a world called Bleach anime.

The moment I was born, I had already planned my future.

Become a god of death, awaken your Zanpakuto, punch Aizen, kick Yhwach, and finally embrace people left and right, becoming a great hero.

But I found out…

I'm late!

The thousand-year bloody war has ended. Not only that, I also traveled through time and space and became a girl, and became the daughter of Unohana Retsu.

What the hell kind of plot is this?

Why did Sister Hua become my mother?

Why did Soi Fong become my sister?

Why did Aizen become the Soul King?

Just how badly has this world been changed?

And my dad.

Mountain blows Ditang.

A character that does not exist at all in the original anime, but in this timeline becomes a hero who saves the world.

He has accomplished everything I dreamed of.

then……

I became the biggest second-generation official in the entire Three Realms, the kind who could act with all his might.

The strongest person in the world is my dad, and the Spirit King is my senior brother. So the question is, who has a stronger background than me?

Never mind, it’s good to live happily.

Just think of it as a little cotton-padded jacket that leaks air.

then……

My plug-in has arrived.

"Brave girl! Do you want to be trapped in this world forever, or do you want to travel freely through the universe? This system is the 6.0 version of the Retirement System, now officially renamed the Fun System, and it will bring you endless joy."

“How happy can you make me?”

"I can make you become a different person every day, and randomly appear in the bed of a different two-dimensional character every day. Imagine: Kurumi Tokisaki, Misaka Mikoto, Ayanami Rei, Asuka, Tohka Yatogami, Kotori Itsuka, Esdeath, Huihui, Aqua, Ram, Rem, Sakuya Izayoi, Kuroko Shirai, Tsunade, Nami, Connor, Hanazono Yuri, Sanka Reiya, Yuko-senpai, Terrifying Tornado, Index, Altria, Illya, Shinobu Kocho, Mrs. Frielian Joel, Erza, Asagi Aoi, Setsuna Hime, Gabriel, Ai Enma, Mitsuri Kanroji, Shield Girl, Origami Tobiichi, Yukio Yakumo, Kikyo... You can sleep with any of these girls, and run away after sleeping without taking any responsibility. How about it! Are you a little moved?"

Humph! Am I the kind of person who is dominated by desire?

Of course I am.

"Can I come back then?"

"anytime."

"Okay then, it's a deal. System, bind."

"It's a deal! The Fun System is binding to a new host, Yamabuki Hanajin! I failed to lead your father in his killing spree before! This time, I must help you become a god! Girl, go sleep with all the cute girls in the universe! Prepare for your first time traveling, destination, Academy City, character, Misaka Mikoto. Have a pleasant journey! Let's go!"

P.S. Want to know what happens next? Go ahead, I'll put it all there.

The new book "Comics People Will Never Die in Shura Field" is serialized!