In Soul Society, I just want to retire

"Of course we can't rush around randomly, we need to gather intelligence. We are spirits, ordinary people can't see us, but the Quincies are humans, even ordinary people can see them. Moreover, these people look different from the locals. In addition, as long as they are human, they need to eat and drink to replenish their physical strength. The density of spirit particles in the world is very low, and it is impossible to replenish strength by absorbing spirit particles. In other words, as long as they have appeared in this world, they must have left some traces." Yamabuki Ditang said very confidently.

Saito Bakusui looked at him like an idiot: "We are spirits now. Ordinary people can't see us at all. Do we have to go find some people with stronger spiritual power now?"

Yamabuki Detang showed a very mysterious smile on his face: "Actually, I had already thought of this when I came here, so I asked Zenjoji Arihime to help me make this!"

He brought Saito Bulaobusi to a more secluded corner, and then threw a bag on his back onto the ground. Saito Bulaobusi had seen this bag before, but he had never asked what was inside the bag.

When they opened it, they were surprised to find that the bag contained two artificial bodies.

"So that's how it is. After putting on the prosthetic body, ordinary people can also see us, so I can communicate with ordinary people." Saito Bulaobusi said with a smile.

Soon, the two of them crawled into the artificial body.

It felt like wearing a thicker piece of clothing, and the body became very heavy, and many of the Shinigami's abilities could not be used.

When in danger, they just need to place the hilt of their Zanpakutō against their head, and their soul will emerge from their body, restoring their power as a Shinigami.

"Alright, the two of us can go get news on the Quincy."

The two men changed into human bodies and swaggered onto the street.

Yamabuki Ditang feels very novel to be a human again.

But they soon discovered something very embarrassing.

That is, they have no money.

They did have some currency on them, but this money was for use in Soul Society. In other words, this was money used by the dead and of course could not be used in the world of the living.

"What should we do? Where can we get some money? Otherwise it will be inconvenient to live in the human world!" asked Saito Bulaobusi.

"You ask me! How should I know?"

"Isn't it a man's duty to make money?" Saito Bulaobusi shouted.

"This is my first time here too. How can I make money? You can't ask me to carry sacks, right?" Shanbuki Ditang complained, but at this moment, a discordant voice appeared in their ears.

Chapter 162: Ping An Jing

"Get out of my way, you two lowly people! Don't you know you're blocking the road?"

A very arrogant voice came from beside me.

Yamabuki Detang and Saito Fulaubusi turned their heads to look at the roadside at the same time, and found that they were standing in the middle of the avenue, and next to them was a very noble carriage, with servants and samurai leading the way in front and behind.

The one who shouted just now was the warrior walking in front.

In order to intimidate the young man and woman, the warrior even drew his sword.

In ancient Japan, class systems were extremely strict, and it was not against the law for a samurai to kill someone.

Some warriors would randomly kill residents on the roadside just to test whether their swords were sharp.

But it’s a pity that Yamabuki Detang and Saito Fulaubusi don’t take these so-called powerful people seriously at all. After all, they will go to us when they die, right?

"What happened?" A middle-aged man's voice came from the carriage.

The samurai in the front hurriedly apologized: "Sir, there are two country bumpkins blocking the way. I will drive them away immediately. Hey, both of you, get out of the way immediately. This is Kyoto, not your country! If you don't get out of the way, I will be rude to you. Do you know who is sitting in the carriage?"

Saito Furuobushi asked curiously, "Where is Kyoto?"

Yamabuki Detang had been hanging out in the two-dimensional world for many years in his previous life, so he had a little understanding of this place.

Kyoto, also known as Heian-kyo, has a history of thousands of years and many interesting stories have happened there.

For example, the famous demon hunter Abe Haruaki.

Of course, when mentioning Abe Haruaki, Yamabuki Detang thinks of an unpopular anime "Nura: Ryougi no Mago" many years ago, the main battlefield of which was in Kyoto.

As for why Yamabuki Detang remembers this anime so clearly?

that is because……

If there is a god in the "black silk" world, that god must be Yuyuko.

Yuyuko's black stockings YYDS.

And she is a married woman.

The black stockings of married women, cough cough, everyone who understands will understand.

The warrior was a little annoyed when he saw the young man and girl ignoring him, and was ready to hack these two ignorant young people to death in the street.

At this moment, Saito Furuobushi suddenly asked, "It seems that the person in the carriage must be a powerful person, right?"

Yamabuki Ditang immediately understood what the other party meant: "Since he is a powerful noble, he must be very rich!"

“Surprisingly, he’s very rich…”

The two men turned their heads at the same time and looked at a carriage.

The horses pulling the carts all felt something was wrong and stamped their hooves nervously.

The samurai had already walked over with the sword in hand. Yamabuki Ditang suddenly reached out and grabbed his head, pressing it directly to the ground. At the same time, he did not forget to say to Saito Fu Lao Bu Shi next to him: "Be careful, don't kill him, and don't add to my workload so casually!"

Saito Bulaobushi was as happy as a 200-year-old child. He pulled out his knife and licked his lips with a wicked smile: "Don't worry, I will be measured and won't kill them!"

In an instant, people and horses fell to the ground on the street!

No matter how strong an ordinary person is, how can he be stronger than the god of death?

Even if any two members came, they could beat up these self-righteous samurai. After all, the members of the Gotei 13 were not there to fight these trash, but to defeat the Hollows.

The two men killed their way through the warriors in front of them and rushed to the carriage. Inside the carriage sat a middle-aged man who shouted in panic, "Are you assassins sent by the general?"

"Kill your mother!" Yamabuki Ditang went up and hit the middle-aged nobleman with a big slap, which stunned him.

"Give me the money! Take out all the money you have on you!" Saito Bulaobusi drew his sword and pointed it at the middle-aged nobleman.

The middle-aged nobleman then realized that he was being robbed.

With a tearful face, she said, "Two heroes, I'm just going out for a walk. I don't have much money on me..."

"Then kill him." Yamabuki Ditang raised the knife in his hand and prepared to chop the Central Plains noble to death with one blow.

"Please help me! Although I don't have any money on me, my family is very rich. How about you come back with me to get the money?" The middle-aged nobleman said tremblingly.

At this time, the warriors behind the carriage also rushed up.

"Master, don't worry, with us here, these two bandits won't dare to hurt you in the slightest!"

Saito Bulaobushi swung his sword back, and the sword was like a whirlwind, directly cutting off all the swords in the hands of these people.

"If anyone says anything, I'll chop off his head! You, take us home to get the money." Saito Bulaobusi shouted.

The middle-aged noble raised his hands in surrender with a bitter face.

At this moment, Saito Bulaobusi discovered a wooden box under the carriage. He used a knife to pry open the box, and found that it was full of gold and jewels.

"Is this what you meant by not bringing any money?" Saito Furuobusi looked at the middle-aged noble with a bad face.

"This money...you can't take this money! This is my daughter's life-saving money. Even if you kill me, I can't give it to you!" The middle-aged nobleman hugged the wooden box tightly.

"Then go to hell!" Saito Fumaru didn't care about those things. This wild girl had a lawless character. No one could control her unless someone could beat her into submission.

"Why are you in such a hurry? Ask him what happened first. What happened to your daughter? Is she seriously ill or injured?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

As the saying goes, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda.

The ancients also said that taking money from others is to help them eliminate disasters.

If the daughter of this nobleman was really injured or sick, he could help her, what if she was a beauty?

Of course, he didn't mean anything else. Looking at beautiful women is something that is engraved in the DNA of all men and cannot be changed.

Unless there is something wrong with this person's DNA.

The middle-aged nobleman trembled and said, "Neither of those things. My daughter is not sick, nor injured. She is dying, but is possessed by an evil spirit. This money is for hiring an exorcist..."

"Poof!" Saito Fulaubusi and Yamabuki Detang burst out laughing together.

Yamabuki Ditang put his hand on the middle-aged noble's shoulder and said, "Give us the money, and I'll help you get rid of the evil spirit that's haunting your daughter. By the way, is your daughter pretty?"

The middle-aged nobleman looked at the two robbers tremblingly.

Can robbers also perform exorcisms?

If he could exorcise demons, why would he be a robber?

This logic doesn't make sense?

But the two men did not give him any chance to resist and directly snatched away the box full of gold and jewelry.

Saito Fu Lao Bu Si asked curiously, "Do you think we can sell these things for some money if we take them back?"

"Who knows. Maybe." Yamabuki Ditang said lightly.

In the future, Omaeda's family made their fortune by reselling jewelry. The love for gold is engraved in the DNA of human beings, and even the god of death is no exception.

Because the god of death is also a human being.

Chapter 163: Exorcism

The carriage started moving again.

These usually arrogant warriors were beaten like turtles. They used their swords as crutches and walked forward in a very embarrassed manner.

The middle-aged nobleman trembled in the carriage. "Which village are you two exorcists from? Why haven't I seen you before? I've asked every exorcist in this area."

Yamabuki Ditang immediately transformed from a bandit into a noble exorcist, sitting cross-legged in the carriage, meditating with his eyes closed, looking like a hermit.

As for Saito, who is immortal and still looks like a wild girl, it must be said that although the villages outside the city are very desolate, the interior of the Heian City is quite prosperous, and the gap between the rich and the poor between the nobles and the common people is huge.

Saito Furoubushi didn't feel anything about this, and the same was true for Soul Society.

Soul Society and Rukongai are completely two different worlds.

The nobles living in Seireitei had food and drink, a secure life, guards to protect their safety, and entertainment. But for the ordinary people in Rukongai, just surviving was a struggle, and even survival was a luxury.

However, this world is a high-level martial arts system. No matter how many civilians there are, they cannot rebel against the nobles. Even if tens of thousands of souls in a block are added together, they cannot defeat a captain. What can they use to resist?

Over time, some people gave up and some managed to survive.

"How do you know your daughter is haunted by an evil spirit? Not sick?" asked Yamabuki Ditang.

In the world he lives in, exorcisms are also common in the West. However, as technology becomes more and more advanced, people find that most of the so-called "demon possession" are actually just patients suffering from mental illness.

As for whether those few were done by demons... no one knows.

Yamabuki Ditang received a materialistic education in his previous life. Before crossing into this world, he never believed that there were ghosts in this world, let alone God and demons.

Even if it really exists, the so-called "God" is just a life form that is superior to humans.

The middle-aged nobleman began to tell his story.

"My daughter used to have a small appetite, and only needed to eat a little at each meal. But recently her appetite has increased dramatically, and she eats the amount of food that several adults eat each time. And she often makes strange men's voices from her mouth. At first I thought my daughter was sick, but then an exorcist told me that my daughter was not sick, she was possessed by an evil spirit. And it was a very vicious evil spirit. I have invited all the exorcists nearby, but no one can get rid of this undead spirit. My poor daughter!" The middle-aged nobleman covered his face and cried.

Yamabuki Ditang pinched his chin. Are there monsters in this world? If so, he really wants to see the black silk of Yuyuko. No, he accidentally said what was in his heart. If possible, he wants to see if these so-called monsters are real.

After all, there are no monsters in the world of Death.

Half an hour later, the carriage slowly arrived at the middle-aged nobleman's mansion.

Under pressure, the middle-aged noble had no choice but to invite the two great gods into his room. If they could cure his daughter's illness, that would be the best. If not... I hope they don't chop me to death!

"Yun Ji, Dad is back, and this time he brought back two very powerful exorcists." The middle-aged noble said. The two of them were able to beat dozens of warriors to the ground. Not to mention whether they had magic power or not, just this kind of martial arts power was terrifying.

It was clearly daytime, but the girl named Yun Ji was sitting in the shadow. Logically, the sun was so bright outside that the room couldn't be much darker, but the space around the girl sitting in the shadow was like ink, making it impossible to see her face.

Yamabuki Detang and Saito Fulaubusi both felt the strangeness of the girl and instinctively grasped their knives.

However, when the girl walked out of the shadows, Yamabuki Ditang felt terrible.

I saw that the girl had a thin body, a round face, thick lips, small eyes, was less than 1.4 meters tall, and had sparse hair.

"Who are you, monster?" Yamabuki Ditang was so scared that he pulled out his knife.

This evil spirit is too powerful, isn't it? He actually tortured the girl like this! Watch me enforce justice on behalf of Heaven!

As soon as he entered the room, he felt a cold spiritual pressure. The girl in front of him had two souls in her body, one was her own soul, and the other was the soul of an evil spirit.

In fact, the so-called evil spirits are just the souls of ordinary people with resentment, and are not as scary as everyone thinks. Only when the resentment of this kind of evil spirit deepens will it evolve into an ordinary Hollow. The Hollow must devour many souls to evolve into a Giant Hollow. The Giant Hollow must devour many souls to evolve into a Killian. Only one out of a thousand Killians can evolve into an Achukas, and only one out of countless Achukas can evolve into a Vastrod.