Collapse, it's coming, love Lama

You don't even have enough to eat, can't you enjoy yourself? Keep playing the music, keep dancing!

"Then I'll eat for her during the day, so I don't have to lose weight."

Mo Yi: "..."

"Damn it, a naturally evil Herrscher!"

Being threatened by the Herrscher of Thunder, Mo Yi could only obey like the wife from the Far East. After all, Mo Yi didn't want Meiyi to suffer as much as she did.

If the other person also comes out to eat for Mei during the day, Mei will not be able to enjoy the joy of eating, and the task of losing weight will be even more difficult. This is even more vicious than threatening to fire her job if she doesn't act like your husband.

"I'll add another bowl for you myself."

Under the threat of the Herrscher of Thunder, Mo Yi's heavy thoughts were interrupted, and he temporarily put the fact that he could only save one person in the end in his heart.

……

In the vast backyard of the Thunder Mansion, Mo Yi was conducting special training for Kiana.

"What's that look of yours? What's that look of yours? What's that tear of yours?! Can running away help you become stronger?"

Mo Yi drove the Maybach while playing the song "See You Again" and chased after the fleeing Kiana.

Since they were at home, it didn't matter if he didn't have a driver's license. Mo Yi's driving skills were pretty good, after all, Ai Li was personally teaching him.

"Don't run, elbow me head-on!!"

Mo Yi, who transformed into the Maybach Jinchuriki, finally understood at this moment the joy that the eldest lady had felt when she chased him with a wooden sword. He was not a devil. Compared with the eldest lady's wooden sword, the Maybach only looked scary. For Kiana, being hit by a big truck would only cause her chest to feel stuffy for a while.

Mo Yi: I’m definitely not looking for a reason to drive a Maybach!

"I can't do it. No matter how hard I try, I can't! And this is too weird, right? What kind of special training is this?"

Kiana looked back at the Maybach that was catching up with her, and wished she could grow another pair of legs. She never imagined that Mo Yi's special training method was so terrible. At least it looked scarier than Aunt Ji Zi's boxing gloves. Who the hell would dare to elbow the Maybach that was rushing towards her?

Of course, Kiana didn't know that her sister, Da Goose, used a steamroller for her daily training.

"Mo Yi, you are clearly teasing me."

"So, Kiana, your purity is too low."

"What's the use of this level!"

"This is the method Mei used to train me. Everyone who used it said it worked well."

"I think you just want to share your suffering with others, you stinky Mo Yi!"

Mo Yi: "..."

I didn’t expect that Kiana’s complaints were so accurate and she could easily reveal Mo Yi’s little thoughts.

Mo Yi, who was angry and embarrassed, stepped on the accelerator, and the Maybach immediately accelerated and headed towards Kiana.

"Since you have the energy to kiss, it means you can increase the intensity."

Kiana: "..."

I miss you, Aunt Jizi, I just want you to help me with special training in the future!

A certain Honkai Queen took the opportunity to seduce Kiana:

"I'm so disappointed to be chased by a toy like this!"

"As long as you use my power, everything is possible..."

"Don't beep, come if you can."

Facing Kiana's complaints, Xilin looked at the Maybach that always kept a distance of one meter and seemed to be about to rush over at the next moment. After thinking about it, she decided to give up. It would be more efficient to give the other party strange dreams at night.

"Sister Meiyi, did you train Mo Yi in this way before?"

Bronya, who had enjoyed being chased by a Maybach not long ago, looked palely at the cook next to her. Although her tone was still nonsensical, Mei could feel the other party's resentment O (one ︿ one +) O.

Cook: "..."

"This... Meiyi doesn't know? After all, I have lost my memory."

The cook felt that losing her memory for the first time was pretty good, and Mo Yi really loved her. She had helped him with special training before, but he still stayed with her and did not retaliate against her.

PS: Extra short drama.

Cook's Observation Diary (15):

"How can it be?!"

Looking at the 55kg figure on the scale, the cook felt like the world was ending...

She has been eating fruit for lunch these days, but why has her weight increased instead of decreased, even exceeding yesterday's 54.8 kilograms?

Mei pinched the "fat" on her belly, as if everything was meaningless.

"Mei, what are you doing?"

When you are afraid of being discovered, there will always be someone who shows up. For example, when Theresa transforms into a magical girl, people looking for her will appear at the door endlessly.

"Bang~"

Accompanied by a violent electric current, the electronic scale under Mei's feet exploded directly.

Mei tilted her head, silently looking at Kiana who opened the door and came in, with a 'gentle' smile on her face as usual.

"You're such an impolite kid to go into someone else's room without knocking..."

"Did you see that, Kiana?"

White Catworm: "..."

In fact, the latter sentence is the key point, right?

Isn’t it just 55KG?

Of course, Kiana is not stupid, she is very smart in life and death moments.

"55kg or something, I can't see it, Mei."

Cook: "..."

Let the thunder cleanse all memories!

Accompanied by lightning, Mei held down the door that Kiana was trying to open.

"This rude child needs a good lesson!"

“Hmmmm…”

Mo Yi, who originally wanted to go find Mei, heard Kiana's strange voice at the door of the room. After thinking about it, he decided to come back to find Mei later.

So he hummed "I want to buy some osmanthus flowers and carry some wine, I don't know when I will see my old friend again" and slipped away quietly.

62

Chapter 62: Kiana: I am getting married to Mo Yi next month, everyone please attend the wedding on time.

"Good afternoon, fellow chubby Scottish chickens. I am your favorite wizard, Kiana Kaslana."

Kiana took off her pigtails and changed them into a trendy double Roman loop hairstyle. She smiled and greeted the camera on her mobile phone.

"Today's dish for 'A Bite of Hogwarts' is Scottish hairy crab."

After saying that, Kiana followed the camera to the kitchen and took everyone in the live broadcast room to see the little cutie who was about to be eaten today.

Why did Kiana become a food anchor?

This is naturally the credit of Mo Yishou.

In order to help Kiana find her lost stinky dad, Mo Yi came up with a good idea, which was to let the other party come over and take a photo.

Making Kiana famous is a good way. Of course, this is only the first step. When Kiana's fame is big enough, Kiana will announce the news of her "marriage". I don't believe that the other party will stay.

As the situation in Changkong City worsens, Mo Yi feels the need to find more powerful helpers. This move seems to be looking for Siegfried, but in fact it also has the idea of ​​attracting Theresa who is slacking off at St. Freya Academy.

He originally wanted Kiana to contact Jizi and contact Theresa through Jizi, but unfortunately Kiana did not ask Jizi to leave her contact information. It can only be said that both of them have the kind of "carefree" personality.

"Kiana, debut as an idol, right?!"

After hearing Mo Yi's plan, Kiana rarely showed any lack of confidence, and sang "Song of Destruction" for Mo Yi. Although her voice and tone were good, she almost sent Mo Yi away.

Since I can’t sing, I can only try dancing, but of course it’s useless.

Kiana's debut plan went bankrupt, and finally Mo Yi changed the track, which was what Kiana was best at -

Eat eat eat JPG!

"I can do this."

Kiana nodded happily, not knowing what she would face in the future.

Mo Yi, who has a relationship with Anti-Entropy, directly approached the two doctors and asked them to find resources. Then Kiana officially began her debut journey on Anti-Entropy Live.

Since Mo Yi can contact Anti-Entropy, why doesn't he go directly to Siegfried through them?

The problem is that Mo Yi is just a cloud player, and the ones he clouds are all beautiful girls like Kiana. Although Siegfried knows this, he really has no idea why the other party is hiding in Anti-Entropy at this time. This wave can only be said to be in the dark under the lamp.

The doctors of Anti-Entropy didn't think much about it. After all, Lei Dian Longma was in charge of business matters. Now that Mo Yi, the future son-in-law of the Lei Dian family, came through the back door, they didn't think too much about it.

Of course, it is not that easy to become famous. First of all, Mo Yi created a character for Kiana, that is, a student studying at the mysterious and hidden magic school Hogwarts, whose hobby is to taste various magical creatures. In fact, she is a middle school patient.

If you are ugly and have a bit of a middle school syndrome, people will just dislike you, but if you are beautiful, you will be cute and unique.

Kiana's appearance is naturally not bad. Apart from the shortcoming that due to insufficient nutrition, even after becoming the Great Sage Qi Tian, ​​the Great Demon King Dudu is still at the same level as Fu Hua, her appearance, skin and temperament are such that as long as she doesn't speak, anyone would think she is a Nordic lady.

After Mo Yi asked her to change her hairstyle, the girl's charm value immediately increased by 50%. Finally, Mo Yi pinned a green chameleon hairpin on her bangs, adding a bit of quirky temperament. Then the female anchor Kiana Kaslana officially debuted.

The first dish of the eating broadcaster Kiana was naturally the Scottish round-faced fat chicken that was responsible for delivering letters to freshmen at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. During the meal, the story of Mo Yi's plagiarism was also added, and the strong push resources of Anti-Entropy Live were added.

Kiana, grand debut JPG!

She was awarded the title of "Hot Woman" and became an instant hit.

Kiana didn't know whether Siegfried could be found or not, but she knew that she would no longer need to deliver takeout or eat takeout secretly in the future.

"Let's see our chef, how is the preparation going."

The head chef is naturally Mo Yi, who is responsible for cooking and supporting the show in Kiana. After all, no matter how much Kiana dresses like a young lady, she is still a paramecium in essence. It is impossible to expect her to perform crosstalk alone. The Huanong sisters Bronya and Raiden Mei will also be guest stars during the show.

Mei refused at first, but when she saw everyone having so much fun, she joined in.

So, after the Maybach special training in the morning, it was Kiana's "Hogwarts on the Tip of the Tongue" time in the afternoon -

Anti-Entropy Base:

Siegfried and Raiden Ryoma sat together quietly, watching the live broadcast on their mobile phone screens. Mo Yi brought up a large plate of fried 'Scottish Hairy Crab'.

Siegfried could no longer hold back:

"You little brat, forget about the owl, but now you've even brought up a spider. Aren't you taking advantage of Kiana's innocence?!"

Siegfried naturally would not miss his daughter's show, and as the behind-the-scenes boss of the Anti-Entropy anchor, Lei Dian Longma naturally knew about Mo Yi's backdoor experience, so the two of them watched it from the first episode.

"This kid Mo Yi is like this."

Lei Dian Long Ma had always disliked Mo Yi, the live-in son-in-law, so he naturally agreed with his friend's words, thinking in his heart -

My daughter Mei, why are you also playing the role of 'big tree' in this episode!

Siegfried said no, but he had been showing off to Raiden Ryoma every day about his daughter's "photogenic" appearance, which made Raiden Ryoma feel very uncomfortable.

Mei also appears in every episode as a "Hua Nong Sister", but unfortunately she is just a background board. Even Bronya has more lines than her. Her father-in-law, Raiden Ryoma, is very dissatisfied and thinks that she was bullied by Mo Yi.

This is really unfair to Mo Yi. He lets everyone express themselves freely, but every time Meiyi appears on camera, she looks like an emotionless little animal cook. The lines she says most are -

This cat seems to have heatstroke.

This is probably the reason why Mei, who is so beautiful, was responsible for playing the role of "Big Tree" when rehearsing a drama as a child.

Destiny Headquarters.

Bishop Otto was also watching "Hogwarts on the Tip of the Tongue" at this time. After all, Kiana was the key to the plan to resurrect Kallen, and the care he paid to Kiana was no less than that of his granddaughter Theresa and his apprentice Yulandel.

Otto: I've been watching you all these years, Kiana.

So he has been paying attention to the situation in Changkong City. Once Kiana is in danger, he will order Rita to help, or even his hybrid steel clone, the mysterious businessman, to take action personally.

Compared to Siegfried, the incompetent father, Otto cares for Kiana no less, and when it comes to raising a daughter, Otto is actually better than Siegfried. Although Theresa is always criticized and deliberately raised as a good-for-nothing by Otto, her character is not bad. Later, she is qualified to be the Archbishop of Destiny. She has evolved from a slacking off school principal to someone who says she wants to slack off but works overtime to become 'Theresa who stays up late'.

And the other 'daughter' Yulandel is also extremely outstanding. Whether in terms of physical development or spiritual level, she is far better than Kiana during this period.