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As for the turkey, to me, the turkey is just an interesting toy. Are you still heartbroken because the Teddy you raise at home falls in love with the Pomeranian next door?

I don't know how much I look forward to seeing this other person fall in love with someone else. After more than ten years, I will have several new toys.

This princess only likes paper people, two-dimensional wives, do you understand?! Three-dimensional characters, how can I let this princess give up a lot of two-dimensional wives? Just the number is absolute suppression, and the other party will not bother me. , when I, the princess, am not free, just stay in the room obediently, can anyone else do it?!

Grandpa Mo Yi: ...

Looking at Kaguya Hoglaiyama in the pose of the moon god, Grandpa Mo Yi couldn't help but agree. Being able to carve out a brand new path in Lily Township, Kaguya Hoglaiyama is really not a simple guy.

Well, you make a good point—

Grandpa Mo Yi smiled and said maliciously:

Actually, many Che Wan want to know that after taking Penglai medicine, you will become immortal and your race will become Penglai people. So the question is, can you have children?

In many fan works, you are unable to have children for this reason, thus becoming a loser and losing your status as the main palace.

Horaishan Kaguya: ...

Nonsense, I have never read such fan fiction!

Grandpa Mo Yi said calmly:

I wrote it and will send it to you when I have time.

Horaishan Kaguya: ...

“It’s because of toxic writers like you that the industry is getting worse and worse!”

Tell me, princess, who can be better than me?!

I don't believe there is anyone more beautiful than this princess!

Grandpa Mo Yi had a funny squint and said with a smile:

Sorry, you have expired.

The current industry is already a world of white-haired, red-eyed, fox-eared lolita.

Horaishan Kaguya: ...

Shiro Shang Fubuki and so on are all evil ways! Kuro Shang, sucking fire is the right way!?

Grandpa Mo Yi: ...

It is rumored that there is a NEET girl who has lived in the Lost Forest in Gensokyo for hundreds of years. It seems to be true. No matter what the plot is told by Grandpa Mo Yi, the other party can pick it up immediately. He is not a senior two-dimensional enthusiast. This is absolutely impossible.

While the two were complaining, Sato Kazuma had already found a lone frog, and then started to make tactical arrangements for everyone.

Hmph, a mere second-level frog needs to be taken so seriously. Kazuma, you guy is really getting better and better.

However, Aqua, who had long forgotten the pain of being swallowed by a big frog, had no patience at all. After all, she had been in another world for so long, and no matter how scumbag she was, she had risen in level and faced the big frog that had once dominated her. , even standing there, the other party couldn't hit her HP.

Let this goddess take action and admire the grace of a goddess.

After saying that, he stood up directly, raised his slender fists and roared.

This is a punch with the mercy of the goddess. Feel this moment well and then die, big frog!

This compassion will lead you to reincarnation to a better world.

After that, he punched the big frog's snow-white belly with great force.

However, Aqua forgot that she had once again become a level 1 Zhan Wu scum. No, it should be said that she was also a Zhan Wu scum before, but her basic attributes were still there. She could ignore the attacks of low-level monsters. Now she is a level 1 Zhan Wu scum. Fight against the five scum that will break if touched.

The mercy of the goddess!

Huh?

Aqua soon discovered that her fist hit the big frog on the belly, but the frog didn't move at all. When she looked at the health bar, 1 point of blood was deducted.

Fortunately, it turns out that the defense can be broken, which is gratifying.

So, Aqua looked at the big frog who was looking down at her with a confused look on her face, and said flatteringly:

This goddess is just joking with you and wants to give you a massage first.

I'm leaving now—

It's just that these big frogs are wild monsters set in the game. Although they are undoubtedly real creatures in the game world, they will react according to prescribed behaviors.

For example, at this moment, it was attacked and lost its health, but Aqua pulled it to the hatred level, and then directly used the only attack move it knew on it, opened and closed its mouth, and swallowed Aqua.

Help, help me, Kazuma!

Aqua skillfully cried out for help into the warm and moist mouth of the big frog.

Aqua, you idiot, what are you doing!

This is not the first time I have seen Aqua being vomited by a big frog. Sato Kazuma has also changed from being at a loss the first time to being very calm now. Aqua's vitality is like a strong one, which makes her in the big frog. After struggling in the frog's mouth for another half hour, it would not be too late to save the other party.

This familiar feeling, ah——

Darkness on the side looked at Aqua being swallowed by the big frog, and couldn't help but think of the good days of An Duan, the warmth, stickiness, and fishy smell in the frog's mouth, plus a little bit of suffocation.

How long has it been since their team leveled up? How long has it been since they enjoyed this kind of beauty?

Damn frogs, let my righteous female knight Darkness punish you!

After that, he rushed towards the big frog in the other direction with a bright red face. Well, he didn't even draw the knight's sword.

Darkness, you pervert, stop causing trouble!

Sato Kazuma also wanted to show off the new look of the team in front of his two new teammates, Grandpa Mo Yi and Penglai Shan. He never expected that these teammates would feel uncomfortable if they didn't commit suicide and cheat him for a day!

He wanted to call out to Darkness, but how could Darkness, who had already imagined the silky-like struggle in the big frog's mouth, listen to it, and just continued to charge with faith towards the other one.

You pervert, don't send me away!

Ah ヽ(￣▽￣)?——

Then, without any surprise, the female knight Darkness was swallowed into the mouth by another frog, and she fell into the air like Aqua, leaving only her two feet shaking crazily in the air.

The difference was that Aqua was crying out for help, while Darkness kept making strange noises.

Sato Kazuma: ...

This game is so difficult to play!