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Why are you all looking at me?

It's none of my business!

When I go out to do business, it’s all serious business, and I don’t need to discuss business, drink, or sleep with me. I’ve never been to places I’ve only seen in books.

So, I am innocent! !

After hearing this, the eyes of everyone looking at Shred Raking were no longer suspicious, but upgraded to contempt like looking at garbage.

Of course, not everyone will stay here to watch the live version of a large-scale family ethics drama. Medea, who saw everything outside the door through magic, has long been unable to stand it anymore.

She doesn't look like a husband or father here. She clearly looks like her little daughter holding on to her favorite toy. Medea knows this mentality best, because she has a little-known hobby, which is to like giving toys to others. The cute airport girl makes figurines and helps the other person dress up in various shameful looks.

And her daily target is the stupid king Artoria, just because of the real alliance relationship, plus the fear of being discovered by the hero Emiya, which she thinks is a dirty hobby.

Therefore, she could only use her excited and delusional eyes to secretly spy on the stupid king to suppress the desires in her heart.

Now, the silver-haired girl's tone was clearly that of herself in the dream, her hobbies being satisfied.

I have not only had such a dream. On a sunny morning, the doorbell rang. I had just finished cleaning work at home and went to open the door. When I opened the door, I saw various shapes, clothes and eye colors. The stupid king stood in front of her, and all the Altrias lined up had a long ribbon wrapped around them as a gift.

Medea took the card handed to her by a stupid king and looked at it. It turned out to be a courier acceptance form. What made her accept it quickly was the various Artoria outside the door.

At that moment, Medea's expression was no different from that of the silver-haired girl outside. She held all the figures of Arturia and others on her body with one hand, and she was not willing to defend herself.

After explaining so much, no matter whether the other party is the heroine of Hero Emiya, or his daughter, or it is just a matter of pure interest like Medea, the other party's behavior has deeply violated Medea's sensitive mind.

You are victorious——

When Hero Emiya was thinking of various ways to tell the silver-haired girl that he was not the EMYIA she said he was and to let her go quickly, but to no avail, Medea finally entered the battlefield.

For some reason, the closer she got to the silver-haired girl, the more fear she felt in Medea's heart. In the end, it was her obsession with love that made her continue her behavior.

Medea walked up to the silver-haired girl and Hero Emiya, and while breaking apart the other's hand holding Hero Emiya, she declared her sovereignty:

Shirou-sama, that's mine, not yours—

You have found the wrong person, please give me victory quickly!

However, the silver-haired girl was not moved at all. She just hugged Hero Emiya's waist tightly, like a koala. Her small body and burst of strength could even shake Medea, a magician. No.

The silver-haired girl refused to let go and declared loudly:

There is no mistake. He is EMYIA. All EMYIAs in this world are accidental.

What's yours is mine, what's mine is still mine, get out of here, aunt!

My EMYIA only likes lolita and has no sexual interest in any women taller than 150 centimeters.

Ahem——

Hero Emiya felt that he had been hit in various ways. First, he was mentally slandered. He was not a gentleman who liked lolita. Even if he liked lolita in the end, it was only because the person he liked was still a lolita when he did well. That’s all.

In addition, as the struggle for ownership between the silver-haired girl and Medea intensified, Hero Emiya felt like he was almost suffocating as the two hugged and pulled him tightly.

In the end, I could only ask for help:

Medea, let me go, I can't breathe.

Shirou-sama——

Medea was stunned for a moment, raised her head in disbelief, and looked at Hero Emiya with a painful expression on his face.

Master Shirou, is the pain on your face the result of your choice, the pain you showed when you finally chose to give up on me?

Just, why?

What can I, Medea, do not compare to the Lolita holding you!

I, Medea, don’t accept it. Is it because you are an incorrigible lolicon?

Am I not cute enough, or are you too affectionate?

For a moment, Medea was torn between blackening the hatchet and improving herself, using magic potion to turn herself back into a girl.

Of course, Hero Emiya has never thought about such a complicated matter. In his opinion, Medea is a concubine and can be persuaded. Coupled with her good-natured character, she often favors outsiders when trying to persuade others.

This is probably because of the difference in the way women and men think, so there is a misunderstanding at this moment.

This is the only thing that can't-

After Medea heard the words of Hero Emiya, she fell into a bloodthirsty BUFF within seconds. She did not give up competing with the silver-haired girl for the ownership of Hero Emiya. Instead, she used strengthening magic to enhance her competitiveness. .

However, it seemed to have no effect. No matter what she did, she couldn't separate the silver-haired girl from holding Hero Emiya.

Of course, Medea, who was already in trouble, no longer cared. In her eyes, everything was unimportant and there was nothing to be afraid of. Breaking the silver-haired girl apart now was just a subconscious mechanical action.

To put it simply, it means falling into a dark state and not feeling much about what you are doing at the moment.

Ahem——

In the end, it was Hero Emiya who was the robbed object who suffered the most. If he hadn't cleverly used strengthening magic on him, he would have suspected that he had been torn in half by the two of them.

It's so cute!

I no longer dare to dream about having a harem.

Although when I looked at Brother Mo Yi's demeanor, I occasionally had the thought of I can replace him, but I was wrong. The dangerous thing about having a harem is left to Brother Mo Yi, who can resist and output, and is not afraid of being torn apart by hands. If you drop it, let's do it with someone who can ignore the effect of the medicine even if it is hit with a hatchet at night and is not hurt at all, or if the hatchet is broken, or if it is drugged.

I, Hero Emiya, now just want to be a righteous chef for one person, and have a harem and so on, it’s so awesome.

As the silver-haired girl and Medea argued, everyone in the living room had no choice but to go out and see what was going on.

So, I saw the shocking scene of poor Emiya Hero, who was about to be torn apart by human hands.

Shred rake: ···

Looking at Hero Emiya, Chisi Raha sighed in her heart, saying that she really didn't know the other party. It seems that it's your fault, son.

Thank you for your hard work for the sake of raking's innocence.

Seeing Hero Emiya's painful look, the kind-hearted person finally couldn't stand it any longer. Tohsaka Rin looked sideways at Red A who was hiding in the blind spot, pointed at him and said:

Archer, how long are you going to hide?!

Emiya-san is suffering unjustly because of you!

Red A: ···