Two Hundred Dollars, Let Your Funeral Have A Mysterious Past

Chapter 128: This man is hopeless, just go to the crematorium

Zhang Ye stared at Zeng Qiang and began to simulate in his mind how to go forward to talk to this young man and negotiate business.

Although, the main purpose of his coming today was to take Xi Shi out to play.

But wouldn’t it be even more flattering if we happen to be able to place an order for the Last Wish Company?

Just thinking about it, Zhang Ye felt that it was very feasible.

But now, you can hear it when you listen to the old salesman.

This young man is already considered a demon, and he completely regards what happens in fantasy novels as the real world.

And Zhang Ye couldn't step forward and tell the young man that he was going to die soon.

Although this is immediate, it is not really immediate, it is just less than 24 hours.

By calculation, it will probably be at night.

But even so, Zhang Ye can guarantee that he just needs to step forward and tell the young man that you are going to die soon.

I am from the Last Wish Company. I see that your obsession is very deep. Do you want to hold a funeral for you?

Zhang Ye firmly believes that if he says this, he will most likely lose this customer.

Therefore, this approach is not feasible.

While Zhang Ye was pondering his thoughts.

Xi Shi, who was holding ice cream on the side and eating one bite after another, raised her forehead and asked curiously: "Boss, don't we only take orders from dead people? That young man is still so young.

Can he agree? "

Zhang Ye turned his head, looked at Xi Shi who was as delicate as a porcelain doll, and smiled helplessly: "Then if I told you that that young man will die within 24 hours, what would you think?"

Upon hearing this, Xi Shi was stunned for a moment.

Then, holding the ice cream, he prepared to walk in the direction of the young man.

Zhang Ye grabbed Xi Shi and asked in a daze: "What are you going to do?"

Xi Shi turned back and looked at Zhang Ye doubtfully: "Go tell him, and then tell him by the way, we are from the Last Wish Company, and we can hold a funeral for him and let him place an order.

Zhang Ye covered his forehead.

Sure enough, Xi Shi is unreliable.

The brain circuits of ancient people are really not very flexible, especially for people like Xi Shi in the Spring and Autumn Period. The brain circuits are not understandable by modern people.

"If you really say that, this order will be sold out." Zhang Ye said speechlessly.

When Xi Shi heard this, her delicate little face became anxious, and she quickly said: "What should we do? Boss, this person is a potential customer, we can't let him run away!"

As she spoke, Xishi took another scoop of ice cream and put it into her mouth.

Looking at Xi Shi, Zhang Ye shook his head and laughed: "Just stand behind me and look at me next."

The words fell.

Zhang Ye pulled Xi Shi behind him.

Then, he straightened his clothes, stepped forward, and faced the young man who was reciting his own lyrics.

At this time, Zeng Qiang was immersed in his rhetoric.

"Heaven and earth are the chessboard, and all living beings are the chess pieces! If I succeed, I will definitely break open the sky so that everyone in the world can ask questions!"

Zhang Ye just felt a strong wind coming towards his face from the blind young man's words.

A mouthful of old blood almost spurted out.

Arriving next to Zeng Qiang, Zhang Ye put on a professional smile and said with a smile: "May I ask this little brother, what are you doing here~?"

Hearing this, Zeng Qiang glanced at Zhang Ye and said angrily: "Didn't you just listen to the old salesman? I'm just a middle-aged boy, ready to break this world so that everyone can ask."

Zeng Qiang laughed at himself, with a little anger in his tone.

There is no other reason.

Mainly because Zhang Ye was not the first person to come up and greet him, and he definitely couldn't be the last one.

In the past, those who came up to say hello were all prepared to make fun of him, or wanted to advise him with some great principles.

But this is not what Zeng Qiang wants.

Now, Zhang Ye came in front of him, Zeng Qiang subconsciously thought that Zhang Ye was the same as those people, and he would definitely not have a good temper.

Hear this.

Zhang Ye was not angry, but still smiled and asked patiently: "Brother, can you tell me what cultivation is?"

Zeng Qiang snorted coldly, put one hand behind his back, and held the other at his Dantian: "Cultivation? Cultivation is naturally to take the aura of heaven and earth and transform the aura into one's own... Wait, what on earth are you doing here?

But soon, Zeng Qiang noticed something was wrong, and looked at Zhang Ye with a little more vigilance.

His intuition told him that the man in black trench coat in front of him was setting a trap for himself.

"Relax, relax, I don't mean to persuade you, nor do I want to get any information from you." Zhang Ye smiled, stood beside Zeng Qiang, and followed Zeng Qiang's example pose, looking towards the sky.

Seeing Zhang Ye's actions, Zeng Qiang's eyes became even more suspicious: "Could it be that you also believe that there is such a thing as cultivation in this world?"

Not waiting for Zhang Ye to answer.

Xi Shi, who was eating ice cream, quickly put down her spoon and defended her boss: "My boss doesn't need to practice! He doesn't believe in practice either."

When this voice came, Zeng Qiang was startled.

Only then did he notice that behind Zhang Ye, there was a woman eating ice cream.

As soon as he saw Xi Shi, Zeng Qiang's eyes almost went straight.

She has smooth skin, a delicate face, big sparkling eyes, and a long pink dress.

This is simply a fairy!

It’s just those ecstatic fairies in the online novels I read.

Of course, if you wear a set of ancient clothes, you will look more like a fairy coming out of a book.

"Brother, I can see that you are very obsessed with seeking immortality, but have you ever thought about it..." Zhang Ye stared at Zeng Qiang and said slowly Half-said.

Zeng Qiang was stunned for a moment, then turned his attention to Zhang Ye again, and asked suspiciously: "What have you been thinking about?"

"I have thought about your mortal body. If you cannot cultivate, you will die one day. It may be decades later, it may be more than ten years later, it may be tomorrow, or tonight." Zhang Ye Su The voice said, the tone revealing a little solemnity.

For a moment, Zeng Qiang was stunned and looked at Zhang Ye, unable to speak for a long time.

Although this sentence is not very shocking, it does not have the exciting feeling in the novel.

But just such a sentence made Zeng Qiang speechless.

He really didn't know how to answer this question.

Yes, he is obsessed with cultivation, and he even wants to realize the quest for immortality in the novel.

However, no matter how obsessed he is, no matter how much he wants to realize it, he is still a mortal body after all. He will eventually be born, old, sick and die, and one day he will leave this world.

If at that time, he could not break this day, he could not make the world's secrets public, he could not let the world feel the spiritual energy, and he could not let the world enjoy the feeling of cultivation.

Then his whole life...isn't it just wasted? It's over without doing anything?

But he still felt that something was wrong...

"Wait, I'm a little confused now... What you said... What you said seems to make sense, but, it doesn't seem to be the case." Zeng Qiang raised his hand and resumed his speech. normal

Zhang Ye just looked at Zeng Qiang without urging him, just looked at him.

Zeng Qiang, on the other hand, looked down at the ground, trying to sort out a clear idea from his chaotic mind.

Xi Shi looked at Zeng Qiang quietly, taking a mouthful of ice cream and taking a mouthful of ice cream.

While eating, she raised her head, looked at Zhang Ye and asked: "Boss, what's wrong with this man? Is he crazy?"

Zhang Ye looked at Zeng Qiang, shook his head and said: "He's just a little confused now. It will be fine when he can sort out his thoughts."

"Oh~" Xishi responded, scooping out a spoonful of ice cream and putting it into her mouth. After swallowing it, she shuddered and showed an expression of enjoyment.

After a long time, Zeng Qiang suddenly raised his head, looked at Zhang Ye with wide eyes, and said happily: "If in my lifetime, I can break the sky! Let the spiritual energy exist in the world again, then I will have achieved my wish!"

"What if you die tomorrow?" Zhang Ye continued to ask.

"How could I die tomorrow!" Zeng Qiang said angrily, clenching his fists.

Zhang Ye ignored Zeng Qiang's demonstrative anger at all, and instead said quietly: "Why can't you die tomorrow?"

Then, Zhang Ye chuckled: "No one can confirm everything in this world. Which one comes first, accident or tomorrow?"

"You are neither a cultivator, nor do you have spiritual energy around you. You are just a mortal now, with only a mortal body. What's more, even if you can cultivate, if you get a treasure, maybe you will be able to do it in the next second. It’s so normal to die.”

Then, Zhang Ye looked at Zeng Qiang's face getting darker and continued: "So, in comparison, I think you should seize the last time now and do something that you think is easier to achieve. , or something that will help you more.”

The words fell.

Zeng Qiang's figure trembled suddenly and he looked up at Zhang Ye, his eyes full of complex emotions and his expression a little startled.

After a while.

Zeng Qiang finally woke up from his daze. He looked at Zhang Ye and asked in a daze: "What do you mean...I will die tomorrow (good), then I will have to pay more attention to the next step." With more time, you can strengthen your own ideas and break this day?"

Upon hearing this.

The smile on Zhang Ye's face froze instantly.

At this moment, there was only one thought left in his mind.

This person is hopeless. Really, he should be cremated directly. There is no need to resuscitate him.

What the hell, after talking a lot, he came up with this meaning?

He will die tomorrow, so let's break this day together today?

Good guy, I really have you back.

The obsession is too deep, really too deep.

If he hadn't seen that this young man was a potential client of the Last Wishes Company, and that he was the kind of person who would be sure to talk to him, Zhang Ye would have turned around and left.

This kind of person is crazy!

Damn it, the roundabout tactics are useless, it is better to adopt the method Xi Shi used at the beginning.

Zhang Ye thought honestly.

"Brother, you misunderstood. What I mean is that if you want to break the sky, just give up. This world is not what you think. It is impossible to really cultivate." Zhang Ye gave a forced smile.

"Just like no one can predict life or death, do you know when you will die? Do you know what will happen tomorrow?"

This series of questions directly confused Zeng Qiang.

Zeng Qiang's expression was stunned, and he asked subconsciously: "Then... do you know?"

Zhang Ye smiled: "Of course I know, there is a countdown above your head, there are still more than ten hours left."