Urban Comedy Master

New Year's Eve on New Year's Eve. ~)

Nine p.m.

After the New Year's Eve dinner, thousands of households gathered together, sat in front of the TV, and watched the Spring Festival Gala earnestly.

This is a habit handed down by the Chinese people for decades. No matter how much everyone scolds them on weekdays, when it comes to this day, they can't help but look at it.

It's just that at this time, everyone was watching the show on TV, but they didn't have the same impatience and complaining in previous years.

Looking at the eyes of everyone, I saw Yang Mi walking in front of Liu Xun on the screen, pretending to be sad and saying:

"Old man, you are sick..."

Halfway through speaking, he didn't say it after all, as if Liu Xun really had an incurable disease.

Later, Yang Mi said with guilt: "Really, I was sorry for you emotionally in the past, I would make you angry at every turn, and use some domestic violence every now and then, really, I will treat the rest of the day well from now on. You, old man, I will treat you well!"

Yang Mi's tone was sincere, and her eyes were sincere, as if her husband's time was short. (.—)

Liu Xun also realized something, and immediately spoke his inner thoughts, and confided: "Daughter-in-law, don't say it, you don't need to apologize to me in terms of relationship, because emotionally, I have done I'm so sorry about you!"

As soon as these words came out, Yang Mi was stunned, her eyes widened and her face full of disbelief.

She just tried the collapse therapy according to the doctor's method, but she didn't expect to be cheated out of such a thing!

Li Daoming has nothing to do with himself. He looked at the audience like watching the fun and laughed loudly: "Is it mine? There are still unexpected gains!"

The audience below also burst into applause, and the roars continued, which was extremely lively.

Although the plot of the sketch just now was good, it was too bland after all, but this way, it was much more interesting. He was treating a disease and even pulled out an extramarital affair?

At this time, Yang Mi had an angry look on her face, and she was about to have a seizure, but after all, considering that she was in the public, holding Liu Xun's hand, she wanted to pull him away.

"Don't talk, let's go home and talk." Seeing this, it's time to use some domestic violence again.

However, Liu Xun, who felt that his time was short, had already planned to reveal it all, grabbed Yang Mi's hand, looked guilty and said seriously, "No, I have to say it."

Li Daoming also mixed in fearing that the world would not be chaotic: "Speak, say it is non-toxic, this is the detoxification stage."

Speaking, he also smiled, a typical watch is not too big of a deal.

Yang Mi gritted her teeth, held her breath, and said helplessly, "Then tell me."

Liu Xun looked at her and described: "Just when we were just married, once you went back to your parents' house, and the first person I dealt with went to our house, she went in and took my hand. Grab it! At that time, I was controlling, controlling, controlling again... I'm sorry daughter-in-law, but I couldn't control it in the end."

Hearing this, Yang Mi instantly turned into a tigress and shouted loudly, "What's wrong with you?"

Liu Xunli didn't even dare to speak loudly, but only said, "I fainted."

Yang Mi asked suspiciously, "Are you really fainted?"

Liu Xun nodded weakly and said, "I, I'm really dizzy."

However, Yang Mi didn't believe it at all, and shouted sharply: "Oh, you can still faint with such a good thing, you, who are you fooling!"

Liu Xun wanted to cry without tears, and explained with a bitter face: "I really fainted."

Seeing his hard-working appearance, everyone couldn't help but laugh, and the meaning of watching a good show became stronger and stronger.

In fact, Liu Xun has always had a deeper image of a big fool in everyone's heart, but at this time, when he played this kind of character, it didn't make people feel that he was in a play, and everyone watched it with relish.

On the Internet, it is also directly noisy.

"Haha, with such a good thing you can still faint?"

"That's right, I'm afraid it would have been a long time ago."

"I didn't say it, Mi Mi beat him, how dare you cheat?"

"You have changed, Hei Tu, and you still dare to be with your first love? Do you think I'm a vegetarian?"

"Hit, hit hard, don't be polite to me, I agree."

"Yes, we all agree!"

"Haha, the black soil big flicker, you also have today?"

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At this time, Yang Mi still said with an indignant expression: "You said you, you took her home......"

After speaking for a while, it seemed that he couldn't get angry, and then he cried to Li Daoming next to him, "Brother, he took that person's house, I think I'm done with it, it's cool and cool! Oh, where can I... ........Where can I take her home! It's over, doctor!"

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When she said this, she also snatched the electric kettle from Liu Xun's body.

Li Daoming looked like he saw through the mundane world, and said in a flat relief: "Calm down, calm down."

Yang Mi still couldn't recover, and said sadly: "Oh, it's over!"

Li Daoming was also helpless, and said in embarrassment: "Big sister, who should I see a doctor? Huh?"

Originally it was Liu Xun who had a problem, but now something like this has happened, and even Yang Mi's state is not right. How can he see a doctor now?

This doctor is also very confused!

This scene immediately made countless audiences can't help laughing.