Urban Comedy Master

On the Internet, everyone was stunned.

"I'll wipe, this sounds okay, it won't be bad!"

"Yeah, I don't even have the slightest sense of disobedience."

"The new three obediences and four virtues? Haha, it's absolutely amazing."

"Liu Xun is too powerful, how can he even know cross talk?"

"Well, who could have imagined this!"

"I thought the director team was just cramming and finding someone to make up the numbers, but it turned out that I was blinded."

"Liu Xun is awesome!"

"This is a bit too arrogant!"

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In the barrage, a large piece of praised subtitles floated up, covering the entire screen. .

Originally, including the director group of the Spring Festival Gala, no one was optimistic about the combination of Liu Xun and Kong Qingsen. After all, which of the general cross talk groups in China has not undergone long-term training, how can these two people who have assembled temporarily perform well?

What's more, one of them is a pure layman.

However, at the beginning of the show, Liu Xun gave everyone a surprise. He proved with his actual performance that even if it was a temporary rescue, he could still perform perfectly.

On stage, the show continues.

There was still a little indignation on Liu Xun's face, and he said angrily: "No, she has finished talking about this 々' ."

Kong Qingsen also understood: "Where can there be such a thing."

Liu Xun waved his hand and said firmly, "Just break up."

Kong Qingsen hurriedly stopped him: "Hey, hey, don't break up without any hesitation, just say it's not good, then you're not wrong!"

Immediately, Liu Xun said, "Didn't I tell you? It's not my fault for breaking up."

Kong Qingsen replied, "Who is it?"

Liu Xun said: "It's because she dislikes me too much."

Kong Qingsen glanced at him and said, "Why do people dislike you?"

At this time, Liu Xun faced the audience and said, "I thought I was ugly at first!"

Hearing this, Kong Qingsen was immediately surprised: "Yo!"

The people below laughed too. (.—)

Although this is not a joke, looking at Liu Xun's handsome face, everyone can't think of ugly words anyway.

Regardless of the audience's reaction, Liu Xun said again: "I have to explain it to her, I said my dear, I am not ugly, I said you have never seen ugly."

Kong Qingsen nodded and said in agreement, "Ah!"

Liu Xun continued, "What did they say? I've seen ugly people, but I've never seen you so ugly. At first glance, it looks ugly, but if you look closely, it's even uglier. How bad are your words?"

Hearing this, everyone burst into laughter.

"Haha, I laughed so hard, this is brilliant!"

"That's right, it's one of the golden sentences of the year for swearing!"

"I've seen one ugly, but I've never seen you so ugly? Haha, let me laugh for five minutes first."

"Does anyone remember how to scold others for singing ugly?"

"Hehe, others need money to sing, but you sing to death!"

"Pfft! Forgive me for not holding back, this is too classic!"

"Uh, because Mao I listened to it, I always feel that this line is similar to Liu Xun's style?"

"This...Excuse me now that I have a bold idea, shouldn't this cross talk script also be written by Liu Xun?"

"Impossible, isn't it written already? Besides, how could Liu Xun be able to write a comic script?"

"It's hard to say, he can even speak comics. If he wants to write a script, it's not a big deal."

"It's amazing, if it's really like this, it's so awesome!"

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At this time, Kong Qingsen also agreed and said: "It's true, the mouth is too bad."

Liu Xun snorted and said, "I was in a hurry at the time. I said I'm not ugly. There is an old saying."

Kong Qingsen continued, "...what did you say?"

Liu Xun said slowly: "There is an old saying that men who are not bad don't love women. Besides, don't you women just like this kind of bad-looking men?"

Kong Qingsen said: "Yo!"

Liu Xun learned the tone of a woman again and said, "Yes, we women like bad-looking men, but we don't like bad-looking men."

Kong Qingsen immediately said, "Alas!"