Urban Comedy Master

"Who knows? Anyway, the show is good enough."

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On the stage, Kong Qingsen was also overjoyed: "Huo, why are you working so hard?"

Liu Xun said as a matter of course: "Doesn't that make me literate?"

Kong Qingsen suggested: "If you are literate, you should read more books?"

At this time, Liu Xun immediately said angrily: "Don't mention reading books, don't mention reading books, you won't get angry, just mentioning reading books makes you angry."

Kong Qingsen asked, "What's going on?"

Liu Xun replied, "I was reading at home that day. Emperor Kangxi of the Qing Dynasty made great achievements when he was 23 years old. He leveled the three vassals and destroyed Aobai. How can I compare with others? Can I not be angry?"

Speaking, Liu Xun also made a look of indignation, full of depression.

However, after a while, his face changed and he smiled:

"Then let's see. Emperor Tongzhi of the Qing Dynasty died for four years when he was 23 years old. Alas, now I am balanced."

When the audience heard this, they were out of breath again, and everyone was overjoyed. Laughter and applause sounded like a tide.

Hearing this, those who had doubts about Liu Xun's performance of cross talk at the moment had all their doubts gone. They were all attracted by this cross talk. After listening to it, they could not wait to hear the next paragraph.

Kong Qingsen vomited blood and said, "Oh, what kind of mentality is this!"

At this time, Liu Xun changed the subject and brought the topic back to the main thread, saying, "Later, I finally didn't think that I was uneducated, and I thought that I was something else."

Kong Qingsen continued: "What do you think of you?"

Liu Xun said, "I think I have no money."

Kong Qingsen said, "Oh, that shouldn't be the case."

Liu Xun took it seriously and said, "It's not up to me to say that you don't have money!"

Kong Qingsen said in surprise: "Who is it?"

Liu Xun glanced at the audience and said decisively, "It's my dad."

Kong Qingsen couldn't agree more, and said, "Ah, is it your father's words?"

Suddenly, Liu Xun said angrily: "Nonsense, can I have money if my father has no money?"

Hearing this, there was another burst of laughter, some of the audience burst into tears, and the applause and cheers rose and fell.

This logic of forcibly running out of money is no longer available, very good and powerful!

At the same time, watching Liu Xun's performance like this, everyone has to praise and praise.

Is this still an amateur comedian?

I go!You are even more powerful than professional actors who have worked hard for decades! .

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Chapter [-] I can't stop laughing!

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"Oh, I finally know the reason why I have always been poor?"

"Haha, I also understand, how can I have money if my father has no money?"

"This logic, there is simply no one~."

"I completely agree with this statement. In my life, many people ask me, how did I become a multi-millionaire at such a young age? Today, I will give you the answer. It's actually very simple. It’s enough to stop working hard, work tirelessly every day, save three years’ wages, and then inherit the family’s billions of assets.”

"Damn, the guy upstairs is awesome_, 666!"

"The local tyrant, I just want to ask weakly, do you still have such a father?"

"Haha, a bunch of funny people."

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On the stage, Kong Qingsen said contemptuously, "What's the logic?"

Liu Xun stressed again angrily: "Of course it's up to him."

Seeing his plausible words, Kong Qingsen couldn't help but be surprised: "Oh?"

Liu Xun said, "I have a friend whose father is a big businessman and a big boss.~)"

Kong Qingsen nodded and said, "Well, what's wrong?"

Liu Xun said enviously, "The second generation of the rich has money without having to do anything. Alas, they live in that house as the boss."

Kong Qingsen immediately corrected: "Xingxingxing, don't talk about others here, what's the use? That's a waste of resources, what's the point now? Waste is shameful, saving is glorious."

Liu Xun glanced at him and teased, "Hey, what you say is to be jealous of others."

Kong Qingsen waved his hand, puzzled: "What is there to be jealous of?"

Liu Xun immediately asked, "Let me ask you, which house is better?"

Hearing this, Kong Qingsen replied without hesitation, "The villa."