Urban Comedy Master

"This Nima, hahahaha, what a paparazzi!!"

"6666666"

"The paparazzi are crying in the toilet!!"

When Yang Mi finished saying this, the audience laughed completely! ! !

However, the funnier is yet to come.

After Yang Mi said the previous paragraph, she walked down from the kang excitedly again, and said, "That guy went over to this chicken in my house.

After speaking, he began to imitate the way the rooster walked.

"Kaka Kaka"

After the imitation was over, she continued to speak.

"Since I laid a male egg, my walking has changed!"

"Oh, what did I hit with the chicken paw? It turned out to be signing autographs."

As soon as the words fell, the audience, who had not yet calmed down, burst into laughter again! !

None of the people present was able to recover, and they deeply admired Yang Mi's funny talent.

In the same way, they reaffirmed that the combination of white cloud and black soil will never let them down.

"That's great, this story is so exciting, by the way, where did Auntie's egg go?" After seeing Yang Mi's answer, Niu Qun was also excited, what he wanted was this effect.

"Eat!" Liu Xun said happily.

"Eat? Who ate it?" The herd's expression changed suddenly.

"I eat, your aunt dare not eat it!" Liu Xun still didn't feel anything, and said with a smile.

"What was your reaction after you ate it?" The herd didn't know what to think at this moment, and continued to ask.

Liu Xun said with a smirk, "No reaction, just like eating normal eggs, there is no problem."

Hearing that, the cattle suddenly felt bad, and quickly followed: ".々Uncle, you just don't cooperate, you can't say that. This can't be the same as eating ordinary eggs. You don't say that it cures all diseases, but eating At least it has some curative effect.”

The herd's expression was very anxious, and Yang Mi, who could see the expression on her face, hurriedly persuaded her to stop, and assured her that she would cooperate.

After speaking, the herd was relieved, walked to the camera, and turned it on again.

Faced with the switch on, Yang Mi said, "Many elderly people are troubled by cerebral thrombosis and sequelae. My wife had a cerebral thrombosis last year. Before eating male eggs, his aisle was like this."

After she finished speaking, she said to Liu Xun in a low voice: "Learn a dance and let the camera capture it. Hurry up and stop the ink."

Liu Xunna was extremely reluctant and unwilling, but because he was afraid of his wife, he finally gave in.

After her husband compromised, Yang Mi continued to face the camera and said, "He was like this before the aisle (well) before he ate a male egg."

After the conversation was over, Liu Xun stood up from the kang.

After standing up, he began to imitate the walking of a patient with cerebral thrombosis. His left hand was six, his right hand was combined, shaking his rope, his eyes were dull, and he walked with a clunk.

As soon as this look came out, the audience burst into laughter! !

Especially seeing this familiar scene, everyone thought of the scene in which Mr. Li Daoming was fooled, and it was even more hilarious.

"Hahahaha, who has God spared?"

"Li Daoming said that the big fool was finally fooled by his daughter-in-law!"

"Hahahaha, 666666"

"Why is Da Huyou paralyzed?"

"It's okay, take two steps?"

[The fourth update, the author is going to pick up friends at the airport now, there may only be four updates today! ! ! ! !Sorry, very sorry! ! ! ].

Chapter [-]: Fighter in the cock [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

Chapter [-]: Fighter in the cock [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]

"After eating the male eggs, everyone is watching!"

Seeing Liu Xun learning the steps of a patient with cerebral thrombosis, Yang Mi quickly cooperated. (shu05.com) (.—)

However, when Yang Mi finished speaking, Liu Xun lay on the ground without saying a word and pretended to be dead.

Seeing this, Yang Mi hurriedly said, "Get up for me!"

Liu Xun said with a gloomy expression, "Are you lying!"

Yang Mi said angrily: "How can this be considered a lie? This is not a fake medicine, it is harmless to people!"

Seeing that his daughter-in-law was angry, Liu Xun didn't dare to say anything, and stood up quickly, but his expression was still very unhappy.

As for Yang Mi, ignoring her wife's mood, she turned around and said to the herd: "Little cow, you will put it back later, you are lying down before eating, and you will get up after eating!"

The cattle waved their hands and said with a smile on their faces: "It's a good record, a good record!"

After speaking, several people sat on the head of the kang. After sitting on the head of the kang, Liu Xun smiled and gave the cattle a glass of wine, and the two elders began to drink.After drinking, Liu Xun said again, "Come on, drink some wine, what are you guys doing?"

Hearing Liu Xun's words 160, Niu Qun quickly corrected: "It's not a rebellion, it's a plan."