Urban Comedy Master
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Especially when everyone started to admire Liu Xun's comedy talent! ! !
This can make up a classic line.
It's absolutely dead.
The audience laughed, but Mr. Li Daoming seemed to be completely angry, he waved his hand, and suddenly shouted: "Okay, okay~~~ I'm leaving!!!"
After speaking, Li Daoming walked out the door.
As soon as she saw that the other party was leaving, how could Mary miss this opportunity.
Immediately call to stop each other.
Although he stood up and said slowly: "Wait, see you on the golf course tomorrow. You also bring me to meet him, Xiao Liu, play golf with me tomorrow!"
After Mary finished speaking, Liu Xun, who was sitting on the sofa, shook his head and said, "Is it going to take tomorrow to beat him?"
After speaking, Liu Xun immediately stood up, rushed directly to Li Daoming's side, grabbed the other's collar, and then said, "Your name is Golf?"
.........
The audience started watching normally, but in the blink of an eye they saw that Liu Xun was going to beat others.
Haven't responded yet.
After reacting, everyone burst into laughter in unison! ! !
This Nima Liuxun is too bad, always bullying Mr. Li Daoming in the script.
Obviously he was going to play golf, but he insisted on looking for trouble, which is indeed Liu Xun's style! !
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"Ahhhhh!!!"
Seeing that Liu Xun was about to make a move, Mary hurried over to persuade him. .
After Liu Xun was pulled away, he also stared at Teacher Li Daoming with big eyes. The scene looked very funny.
"Mary, you are also very clear about the intention of my coming today!" At this time, Mr. Li Daoming seemed to have something to say, and said with affection.
Hearing Mr. Li Daoming's words, Mary and Liu Xun were relatively well-behaved and listened quietly.
"I came here because I wanted to remarry you, but when I came, I saw that you didn't mean it. I just made up a little girlfriend, just to get some face back on purpose." Mr. Li Daoming can be described as painstakingly word for word Say these words.
When he talked more and more vigorously.
Suddenly Mary interrupted directly, stretched out a hand, and hurriedly said, "What? What are you talking about?"
After speaking, she seemed a little out of control, and continued to speak with a trembling voice: "Is the little girlfriend made up?"
"Ah" Li Daoming didn't know what was going on, and subconsciously responded.
And in the next second, Mary clapped her hands suddenly as if there was some big happy event on her head and said, "I'll just say, that girl who doesn't open her eyes will fall in love with you?"
As soon as the words fell, Mary came to Li Daoming's face and patted him back and forth with great diligence. .
........
This scene of the sketch can no longer be said to be funny, but hilarious.
Especially after Mary rushed over and gave Li Daoming a few love mouths, she played Mary's character very well at once.
The audience directly shouted that it was beautiful and enjoyable, and Master Liu Xun's program became more and more exciting.
With the cheers of the audience, the show continued.
After the filming was over, Mary looked very embarrassed again. She pointed at Liu Xun and said, "We both made it up! That's my lobby manager, come to give me a gift and catch up."
"What? Is this your lobby manager?" Li Daoming looked at Liu Xun in disbelief after listening, couldn't help pointing at him, and asked in a trembling voice.
"What? It's a career!!"
Hearing Li Daoming's slightly contemptuous words, Liu Xun immediately began to pretend, stood on the stage, touched his hair, and said with a small and arrogant face.
After finishing speaking, along with the laughter of the audience, the plot changed dramatically.
I saw Yang Mi hurried in, and as soon as she rushed in, she shouted, "Liu Xun!!"
Hearing his wife's voice, Liu Xun sat on the sofa without saying a word, covering his face with his hands, as if he was very embarrassed. ~)
Seeing this scene, Yang Mi exploded directly, and immediately burst out the golden sentence: "Don't pretend to be a victim there!"
Regarding Yang Mi's rampage, Mary couldn't help but subconsciously ask: "Who are you?"
Hearing Mary's words, Yang Mi, who was holding a breath of anger, immediately opened the mouth and said: "I am Liu Xun's wife!! Bitch!!" After finishing speaking, she pointed to Liu Xun and continued: "Liu Xun's wife! Xun, you must give me an explanation today!"
On the other hand, Liu Xun accused his daughter-in-law. Liu Xun lowered his head and seemed very afraid to see anyone. He just didn't speak.
Liu Xun helped her before, and Mary also knew that this matter was related to her, so she quickly became a peacemaker and said to Yang Mi: "Baby, you may have misunderstood, what is going on between these two small mouths? You have to communicate, just say it. You think me and your brother-in-law lacked communication at the beginning. "
Before Mary could finish speaking, Teacher Li Daoming hurriedly interjected: "As a result, I became an ex-husband!"
The audience also burst into laughter while chatting with each other.
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