Urban Comedy Master
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Satisfied, Liu Xun lay down on the bed to sleep.
When the audience heard it, they thought to themselves, this is bad. You ate something from the shopkeeper, so they can't trouble you?
In the next second, Liu Xun continued to speak: "... After the shopkeeper came back and saw that the ham, roast chicken, and Fenjiu were all gone, he slapped himself up with a slap. Where did the thing go?"
After finishing speaking, Liu Xun said with a miserable look on his face, that chicken was taken away by a weasel, I saw that it was gone, you, the shopkeeper, will definitely scold me to death.At one thought, I wanted to die.
As soon as I tried to die, I drank the two bottles of poison you mentioned.
When he finished saying this, the audience was already laughing and their stomachs were aching! !
This Nima Liuxun deserves to be Liu Xun.
You can piss people anywhere.
The boss is racking his brains, and he can still trick the boss, which is simply a mess.
Moreover, Liu Xun was cheap and good-looking, and continued to imitate his childhood to the audience, and said dumbly: "I saw the boss's face was a little ugly, so I immediately asked, why am I not dead yet?"
"And when the boss heard this, he scolded me directly: "The effect of the medicine is not enough! ! "
"Then I replied: "Then two bottles? ""
As soon as these words came out, the boss got dizzy and chased me out. After listening to the story, Mr. Guo in the alley asked my grandfather to tell my grandmother to let me be his apprentice.
[Cough, after writing, I found that stand-up cross talk is not easy to write at all. The author can only take it in a simple stroke, and then the next plot, the author will still write around sketches and cross talk. I hope everyone will follow up! ! ! !For a while, it's all about sketches and stories from various quyi circles! ! ! ].
Chapter [-]: The youngest king in history [Kneeling and begging to subscribe]
Chapter [-]: The youngest king in history
Liu Xun's stand-up comedy ended in ten minutes. (.—)
After the end, the audience was deeply immersed in each small story and the plot of each paragraph.
When he finished speaking, the audience burst into applause like thunder.
After the stand-up comedy ended, Mr. Guo stood directly on the stage and praised Liu Xun in an almost adoring tone.
Likewise, Xiao Yueyue was completely convinced.
In ten minutes, I got a stand-up comedy, which is simply unprecedented.
With the complete end of the show, the second phase of the "Crossover Comedian Challenge" has ended perfectly.
After the curtain ended, more media and news directly pointed at Liu Xun.
[Comedy master Liu Xun, can he pull the tide and become a contemporary leader? 】
[Crossover Comedy Challenge, can anyone succeed in the challenge? 】
【Single show?Or are art masters bold?Two challenges, no one can surpass Liu Xun! ! ! ! 】
[The popularity search ranks first, and the star rankings are updated again tonight. Can Liu Xun become a king? 】
.......
Among these news, the audience's favorite is who can challenge Liu Xun in 290. (.—)
And people in the circle are concerned about whether Liu Xun can overcome Qunfang and become the head of contemporary comedy!
As for Liu Xun, he is more concerned about the update of tonight's star rankings.
The update of the star rankings, to the super first-line level, the update is not a real-time update every day, but a period of time.
Liu Xun's current position is the first person in the super front line. After [-] o'clock tonight, it is the official update time.
It was already [-]:[-] on the second day after the end of the challenge, Liu Xun and Yang Mi were sitting at home, working separately.
Half an hour later, when Liu Xun was still busy, Yang Mi suddenly exclaimed.
"Liu Xun!!!!"
Hearing the exclamation, Liu Xun put down the mouse in his hand, turned around and looked at his daughter-in-law blankly.
When looking at Yang Mi, she saw Yang Mi's shocked expression, holding a tablet for Liu Xun to see.
Looking down the tablet, there is a set of data above.
The data has the names of many contemporary artists written on it.
And also divided into a lot of grades, third-tier, second-tier, first-tier, super first-tier, Uranus, Uranus superstar.
After seeing this data, Liu Xun knew that Yang Mi was so excited because of the ranking update.
In Liu Xun's heart, it was already certain that he would become a king-level star.However, what he wondered was why Yang Mi was so shocked?
According to reason, it is impossible for your daughter-in-law to be shocked by this?
Looking along the tablet, Liu Xun soon found his name.
At first, Liu Xun was not surprised when he saw his name, but when he saw his ranking, he was stunned.
I saw that Liu Xun's position was in the first place in the [Tianwang-level] star rankings! ! ! !
That's right, Heavenly King, the first person!
After a lapse of half a year, he became the first person on the list of heavenly kings with his popularity against the sky.
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