Urban Comedy Master
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There was another chuckle of choking the chicken's neck, and the audience burst into laughter again.
"Oh, I'll go, why didn't I find out that Song Xiaobao was so funny before?"
"It's not that you didn't find Song Xiaobao so funny before, but anyone who has been close to Liu Xun for a long time will become particularly funny!
For example, Wang Congcong, so rich and rich, after meeting Liu Xun, what happened?
There are also Yixin, Sun pretty... Anyone who gets close to Liu Xun will be very funny! "
"Hey! Brother upstairs, I really didn't find out, this guy Liu Xun is simply an invincible humanoid modder, and anyone who touches him will be incomparably funny!"
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The sketch continued, Liu Xun looked at Song Xiaobao and asked with a smile, "Are you a local? Are you in your sixties?"
Song Xiaobao's discolored expression, with a naive smile, said with a bit of a tongue: "Local! Fifty-four! It belongs to the chicken!"
Liu Xun was also amused by him, and said with a smile, "Hehe, fifty-four, that looks so anxious..."
The audience burst into laughter again. (.—)
"Liu Xun, are you talking like this? What do you mean by being anxious enough? Is there such a thing as being anxious enough~?"
"Oh no, I'm going to die of laughter! This Liu Xun is fooling around, it's so-can do it!"
"I found out that Liu Xun is definitely doing this on purpose. He just wants to make us laugh today!!!"
"Oh, look at the expression on Song Xiaobao's face, it's so simple! I suspect that if this is not a recording of a show, I'm sure he will rush up to bite Liu Xun, this guy is too hurtful!"
"Mr. Song Xiaobao, come on! We will support you and try to find this stuff!"
Song Xiaobao on the stage was indeed embarrassed, but suddenly he laughed heartlessly and said, "Cousin is really humorous!"
Liu Xun frowned, staring at Song Xiaobao earnestly, and said seriously: "You two are destined to be compatible! She is a monkey, fifty-five, and you are fifty-four, a chicken. I don't think you two can make it."
Song Xiaobao shook his head, and said with a sissy smile, "Nothing...that's all over~ go~! Now look at the stars... zodiac!"
The audience burst into laughter again. (.—)
"I'm going, what your constellation said, it's the shocking weeping ghosts and gods!"
"How do you say it? Heart... do?"
"Oh, this Song Xiaobao really amused me! He said those few words, it's really amazing!"
Ignoring the roaring audience, Song Xiaobao continued to think as he did just now, and said with a smile, "I...Gemini! She...Aries! Zodiac sign...special match! Brother, what is your zodiac sign?"
After this part, the audience is about to laugh crazy!
"Oh, I'm going, please let me go, don't talk like that again, I can't stand it!!!!"
"God, I'm really dying of laughter!"
"Song Xiaobao, hurry up, or you will die! I don't want to watch a sketch and make myself laugh to death!"
"Mother, I feel like my stomach is about to burst from laughing!"
Just when the audience couldn't help laughing, Liu Xun suddenly smiled and replied, "I'm on the sofa, I'm paralyzed, and I can't go anywhere!"
The audience laughed again. At this moment, I really felt like I wanted to die. The laughter was so uncomfortable that I didn't stop!
on stage.Song Xiaobao also burst into laughter, and said again: "Ah ha ha ha ha, I ask you about your zodiac... zodiac!"
Liu Xun replied with a smile: "Can you sit, I have to sit here too, paralyzed, hehe. (.—)"
Song Xiaobao laughed again, laughed, shook his head and said, "Oh, this cousin, even if you don't understand!"
While talking, Yang Mi came over with a cup of hot water, ready to hand it to Song Xiaobao, but when passing by Liu Xun, Liu Xun, who never wanted to sit beside him, suddenly took the water cup with a smile.
Yang Mi said anxiously at the time: "This is for the guests!"
Liu Xun glanced at Yang Mi, and said with an unusually thick face, "I'll see if you've brewed it."
Saying that, Liu Xun took a sip from the water glass under Song Xiaobao's unblinking gaze.
The audience burst into laughter again.
"Liu Xun must be doing it on purpose, he just doesn't want to let others drink the water that his daughter-in-law poured!"
"Agreed, this guy is definitely intentional, and this guy is really thick-skinned!"
After taking a sip of tea, he said with a bitter face, "The tea has not been brewed, so drink it!"
After speaking, he generously handed the water cup to Song Xiaobao.
Song Xiaobao looked embarrassed and ended up with the water cup. He brought the water to his mouth several times. He wanted to drink it, but he couldn't.
Yang Mi, who was on the side, complained at Liu Xun unwillingly at the time: "The water for the guests, what do you think you are rushing to drink? You will go to that room later!"
Liu Xun asked in surprise, "Huh?"
Yang Mi's expression was not very good-looking and reiterated: "Go to that room!"
Liu Xun said in an unusually speechless manner, "I'm paralyzed, why do you keep forgetting? Is it alright?"
"puff!!!"
Seeing Liu Xun talking about this choking again, the audience were all stunned with laughter, and even many of the audience were laughing completely instinctively behind, without going through the brain at all...
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