Urban Comedy Master

"Indeed, although it's a little uncomfortable without Teacher Li, it should be worth seeing."

"It's just started, everyone, watch it patiently, Liu Xun won't let us down."

"That's right, in fact, it's not hard to watch with Mi Mi and Liu Xun alone."

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At this time, Liu Xun also realized that he was wrong, and corrected embarrassingly: "My wife."

Yang Mi smiled and said, "It's a poor generation."

Sun Yizhou greeted the two of them to sit down and said, "Please take a seat, please, uncle and aunt, you are too nervous, don't be nervous, let me tell you about this talk show, it has a topic, and it will not be nervous when we talk about it."

Liu Xun, pretending to understand, agreed, "Yes."

Sun Yizhou described: "Today's topic is "yesterday, today, tomorrow". I think we change the rules. This time, uncle, you will talk first."

When Liu Xun heard this, he immediately sat upright and said solemnly, "Yesterday, I was preparing for the night at home. Today, I came here. Tomorrow, go back, thank you!"

Word by word, this led to another burst of laughter.

At the end, Liu Xun also concluded: "It's very simple."

It means that this topic is not difficult at all.

Sun Yizhou was stunned for a while, and explained with difficulty: "No, uncle, I didn't ask you to tell you about yesterday, I asked you to go forward."

Yang Mi heard it, expressed her understanding, and immediately said, "The day before yesterday, the day before yesterday, we both received a notice from the township, thank you!"

Sun Yizhou's whole face was bad, and he said with a bitter face: "Uncle and aunt, what I said about yesterday, today, and tomorrow is not-yesterday, today, tomorrow."

In the end, even he didn't know how to explain it.

Liu Xun asked suspiciously, "The day after tomorrow?"

Facing the audience, Sun Yizhou only felt that there was suffering, he squirmed his mouth and said, "It's not the day after tomorrow."

After seeing his expression, everyone laughed.

At this time, Yang Mi also asked, "Which day is that?"

Sun Yizhou pondered for a moment, and then said again: "It's not some day, what I mean is we, this, recall the past, comment on the present, and look forward to the future, do you understand?"

Liu Xun snorted, suddenly came over, and shouted, "Ah, that is the past, present and future!"

Yang Mi said reproachfully: "That's not yesterday, today and tomorrow!"

At this time, Liu Xun also teased and said, "Yes, there is something wrong with you asking this."

Before Sun Yizhou could speak, Yang Mi echoed, "Yes, I didn't ask that."

The two husbands and wives came down one after another.

Sun Yizhou faced the audience and said with some grumbling: "I still made a mistake and I'll pay it back, so who will say it first?"

Liu Xun answered, "Let me tell you, there are still preparations."

Saying that, he took out a notebook from his pocket.

Sun Yizhou asked in surprise: "Ah? Are you ready?"

After saying that, he stretched his head and looked at Liu Xun's notebook with a very serious expression.

Liu Xun narrowed his eyes, paused, and then said:

"The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the ground. The Chinese people are really struggling, and they work together to cross the century. It's not a big deal. Thank you."

As soon as the words were finished, the audience instantly boiled over, with enthusiastic applause, obviously shocked by this limerick.

The history of China in this world is similar to that of the previous life. It has experienced a reform. In the past two years, there have also been major floods in some areas.

Liu Xun's limericks summed up these events.

The host Sun Yizhou also said in shock: "This is a poem!"

Seeing that her husband Liu Xun was cheered by the audience, Yang Mi said impatiently, "It's my turn."

Saying that, he also took out a notebook from his pocket.

Sun Yizhou said in surprise, "Auntie is ready too?"

Yang Mi nodded slightly and said, "Yes, let me stand and say it."

At this time, Sun Yizhou walked around from the sofa, wanting to see what was written in Yang Mi's notebook.

And as soon as he passed, Yang Mi opened her mouth and said:

"The spring breeze of reform blows through the door, the Chinese people are shaking their spirits, the Gulf Nagada is very troublesome, and the US-British partnership is bullying people. Thank you!"

It is another limerick, and it also vividly describes the international situation of China.

In an instant, the audience burst into applause and cheers were heard.

Although the show was really dull at the beginning, the lines and plots that followed were hilarious. It seems that this is another classic work!

Chapter [-]: Embarrassing Interview 【For Collection】

On the Internet, everyone has already been deeply impressed by these two poems. .