Urban Comedy Master

"Oh, Song Xiaobao's mouthful of toilet water, I can see it really, Liu Xunda 3.1 Fudge didn't hide!"

"Song Xiaobao gave his master such a welcome gift when he met. Today is definitely not good!"

On the stage, Liu Xun was overjoyed when he heard this, and said, "Hehe, how many degrees is this?"

After speaking, he took off his glasses from Song Xiaobao, ready to take a look.

That said, as soon as he held the glasses in his hand, his two thumbs passed through the frame of the glasses. He jumped in shock and said in surprise, "Oh my God! You don't have lenses!"

Immediately, the audience burst into laughter.

"Pfft!!! It turns out that there are no lenses! It's amazing!"

"I'm going, this is too pretentious, isn't it?"

"I'm really convinced, this little black charcoal is also following the trend..."

"Liu Xun is so inauthentic, he even directly forced Song Xiaobao to expose it!".

Chapter [-] Are there Tang monks in the Three Kingdoms? 【For subscription】

The sketch continued, Song Xiaobao smiled awkwardly and complained, "Look how you always expose my old secrets!"

Liu Xun was also amused by this funny thing, and then he said solemnly: "I tell you, this woman is not bad, ah, don't be fake, this is an opportunity to seize!"

After speaking, he returned the glasses frame in his hand to Song Xiaobao. www.shu05.com

Song Xiaobao agreed with the result.

When Yang Mi heard Liu Xun's words, she asked, "Here you come? How's the chatter?"

Liu Xun had an OJBK look on his face and said, "I've smoothed it all out."

The audience burst into laughter again.

"What are you paving and stabilizing? You are afraid that you are relatively paving and stabilizing yourself?"

"I'm especially looking forward to the time when several people actually meet and say everything, the expressions at that time must be very interesting!"

"I'll just see how long they can make trouble with this oolong, motherfucker, it's teasing me! Another sedative!"

"Fuck, brother upstairs, you still have tranquilizers? Give your brother a little bit, and you'll be charged one hundred and fifty times the market price!"

On stage 16, when they heard Liu Xun's words, Song Xiaobao and Yang Mi really thought that he had almost done everything, and they were relieved.

I saw Yang Mi smiled and shouted at the back room: "That Li Rong!"

Hearing the voice, Di Lieba walked out of the back room with a smile and said, "Yeah, Yan, you're back? What did you say you were hiding for?"

While talking, Dilireba naturally stood beside Liu Xun. ~)

When he found that there was another little old man in the house, he politely asked, "Who is this?"

Before Yang Mi could speak, Song Xiaobao took the initiative to take two steps forward with a shy face, and said, "Hey, hello! Let me introduce myself, hehehe..."

The audience burst into laughter again.

"I can't stand this funny comparison. If you say you introduce it, just introduce it, hey hey, a woolen thread?"

"I'll give it a go. This stupid person is really no one! I want you to introduce it like this. Didn't you scare the blind date away early?"

"I'm really convinced by Song Xiaobao, this damned thing, you're just assisting Liu Xun Da Huyou!"

"Damn, Yaoyaoyao, who has painkillers, I'm about to die of laughter!"

On the stage, he laughed, and Song Xiaobao continued: "Me, Haiyan and I are dance partners, and we dance Yangko together..."

As he said that, he seemed to remember something, and suddenly turned to Yang Mi beside him, and said, "Haiyan, why do you think I've had a problem recently???"

puff!When you are dating, you say that you are wrong.

Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter again.

He continued: "I read books in the middle of the night when I can't sleep, and I read like a night! Recently, I have been fascinated by the Three Kingdoms. You said that the Tang monk in it made me so angry..."

The audience burst out laughing!

"Isn't it the Three Kingdoms? There are Tang monks in the Three Kingdoms? Are you sure you didn't tease me? Are you afraid of the fake Three Kingdoms?"

"The goddess of this special mother, Tang Senglai was even seen in the Three Kingdoms, Song Xiaobao, I'm afraid you wrote these Three Kingdoms?"

"This Wen Ping (relying) pretended to be really convinced!"

"Song Xiaobao, can you not speak? If you don't speak, you may still have a good influence. When you speak, well, your image is gone!"

"Medicine, give me painkillers, my stomach hurts to death!"

On the stage, after hearing Song Xiaobao's words, Yang Mi, who was beside him, hurriedly pulled him with her hands, trying to remind him to stop pretending, but it was already leaked!

However, Song Xiaobao is now talking about the rise, completely ignoring her reminder, and continuing to say with great devotion: "Don't let Sun Wukong beat that white bone spirit, if I want to say that the most rare among them, I have to say the inner (that) one. Bajie, you said that you want to put the inner (that) Bajie in our Yangko team, that's old fire! Do you think it's Haiyan? Hahahahaha..."

As he was talking, he suddenly laughed and twitched on the spot, and Yang Mi next to him pulled him several times, but it still didn't work.

Seeing Song Xiaobao's silly appearance, the audience laughed with joy.

"Hahaha, I'm about to be teased to death by Song Xiaobao! He even put Bajie and Yangko in it, it's a shame he can figure it out!"

"Look at Liu Xun's foolishness, even he was amused by Song Xiaobao!"