Urban Comedy Master

Liu Xun Buyi frowned and said, "Why are you like this?"

Seeing him like this, Yang Mi's temper immediately came up, raised his fist, and said angrily: "I'll let you go home!!!"

Liu Xun's eyes widened, his stubborn temper also came up, and he said angrily without showing weakness: "I let you - stay! Beautiful? I can't control you anymore! Saying you are not... beautiful?!

What good things are family ah?The earth has to revolve around you, are you the sun?What's the use of those ozone layers? "

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Hahaha, Liu Xun Da Huyou finally became a hero, this is the real masculinity!"

"This is really awesome, Liu Xun Da Huyou is finally a man!"

"Look at Da Mi Mi's face, she's all angry!"

"Da Mimi, I have a very good washboard, an artifact of Zhifu. If it is to be used by Liu Xun at night, it will be delivered to the door for free, absolutely one-stop service!"

"I have an artifact durian here, you're welcome, Dami, just take it!"

On the stage, Yang Miqi's face turned blue, and he sat on the chair with a hateful look, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

I saw she suddenly shouted again: "His brother-in-law can raise fish?"

Liu Xun gave her a shot and said angrily, "I will be able to do it in my next life? Learn it!!!"

After he finished speaking, he turned to look at Teacher Li, and said very aggressively: "It's okay, three fat men, you tell your brother-in-law if there is something you can't do, you can ask the old uncle, the old uncle can't do anything else. Fish farming is definitely this."

Said he gave a thumbs up.

Teacher Li nodded and replied, "That's what it is."

Speaking of fish farming, Liu Xun's interest arose.

I saw him with a radiant look on his face, and said, "Did I tell you that you won't come down? It just happens that you have nothing to do, you raise fish! You have been the mayor for a year and you are tired - tired enough, you are in a hurry. If you get angry, you will write a letter and sue you after finishing this, you can’t do it! You raise fish!

Yang Mi suddenly coughed at him and gave him a wink.

Liu Xun glanced at her and said, "If you cough, it's also [-] to [-] yuan. You don't need to put that away..."

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Hahaha, Liu Xun's big flickering has completely fallen out with Dami!"

"It is estimated that the washboard and durian will be indispensable tonight, and maybe there will be ten tortures such as pinching the arm and pulling the ear!"

"I hope to see Liu Xun Da Huyou again tomorrow... Cover your face"

On the stage, Yang Mi was sulking where the person Liu Xun was angry with was sitting there.

As soon as the wine drank, Liu Xun also stepped up, ignoring her, and continued to turn around and talk to Teacher Li about the experience of raising fish.

I saw him look like a connoisseur, and said, "Especially raising turtles, a lot of money! Let me tell you, I'll get you two. After this, you should take good care of the water and master the feed. I will prepare the feed myself! What to eat! Toys love long."

As he said that, he picked up the two soft-shelled turtles he had brought before and showed them to Teacher Li.

Teacher Li looked at it, nodded, and greeted with a smile: "Drink!"

What Liu Xun said was on the rise, and he thought that Teacher Li was talking about fish farming with him.

I saw that he didn't even think about it, and said, "You can't drink, it's on top of it. You give it a drink, and it won't eat the lees!"

The audience laughed like crazy again!

"Hahahaha, why is Liu Xun Da Huyou so rude? Teacher Li is asking you to drink alcohol to the bastard, you're going to faint!"

"Drinking, bastard? Liu Xun is fooling around, what do you think?"

"Pfft! Liu Xun, are you trying to tease me? Give the bastard a drink..."

On the stage, Mr. Li was also amused by him, and explained with a smile, "I said my grandfather was drinking!"

Hearing what he said, Liu Xun only reacted and said with a smile: "Ah? We two, I think you are drinking wine for the bastard! Hey, drink!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

On the stage, Liu Xunju rose up, looked at Teacher Li, and said, "You did that!"

Just then, the landline phone remembered.

"Jingle Bell!"

Teacher Li said with a smile, "No, I can't drink in a hurry, so call and call..."

With that, he got off the kang, ready to answer the phone.

Liu Xunyi stopped and said, "No, I'll take it."

After saying that, he turned around and picked up the phone beside him, saying, "Who are you? You're drinking! Don't do it, don't call here, keep fish!

Hey, if you say anything else is useless, just don't do it!Looking for - looking for the county magistrate Fan - to report?You don’t want to go to the township chief’s house when you look for the county magistrate, it’s useless for you to talk to me about it, he goes to the county magistrate Fan to report…”

As he said that, he suddenly reacted, County Chief Fan?Could it be this Fan Township Chief?In an instant he was dumbfounded!

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"." Hahaha, the reverse is coming!"

"This mother-in-law is really amazing, I said that there must be a reversal!"