Urban Comedy Master

Suddenly, Teacher Li was facing the phone again and shouted loudly, "We'll deal with it later!"

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Isn't this arrangement too fancy?"

"Mr. Li, is this trying to scare Liu Xun to death?"

"This wave of tricks has slipped out!"

"Mr. Li won't really plan to deal with Liu Xun's big fudge in the future, will he?"

"It's good to deal with Liu Xun Da Huyou, save my stomach from laughing all the time."

On the stage, hearing Teacher Li's words, Liu Xun was about to scold his mother, and his heart suddenly trembled, and he said with a trembling, "Aiya!"

Yang Mi was also completely panicked and said, "What should I do?"

Liu Xun couldn't take care of that much anymore, and now he thought about running away first and then thinking of a way.

I saw him say to Yang Mi: "Go back!"

Yang Mi was reluctant and said: "Then our turtle is still in the house, and there is still a basket!"

Liu Xun was going crazy, and his butt was already on fire.

I saw him angrily: "What kind of turtle do you want!"

Suddenly at this moment, Mr. Li, who hung up the phone, came over with two shoes and said, "Hey, here it is for you—"

Liu Xun's whole body is not well now, and his thoughts are still stuck in the conversation with Yang Mi just now, thinking that Teacher Li is here with a turtle.

Now that this is the case, he still dares to bring the turtle back.

I saw that he declined and said, "You stew and eat this, it's fun, it's good, mother!"

As he said that, he suddenly touched it and found that something was not right. He looked down and saw that it was his own shoes. In an instant, everyone was dumbfounded, and hurriedly took the shoes and put them on.

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Pfft! Can your stinky shoes really be stewed?"

"It's no wonder that this thing tastes good!"

"Liu Xun Da Huyou is really funny! If you really stew these shoes, Mr. Li's big iron pot will probably be useless! It stinks to death..."

"Hahaha, Liu Xun Da Huyou was scared stupid!"

On the stage, Teacher Li didn't mind either, and said with a smile, "Hehe, don't catch a cold when you put it on! Auntie, let's go into the house!"

Yang Mi secretly complained in her heart that what happened just now is still vivid in her mind, and now she dares to enter the house.

I saw her holding on to a smile and said, "Well, we don't cover the fish pond."

Teacher Li invited again and said, "Come in!"

Yang Mi's heart was even more miserable, and she guessed that Teacher Li definitely didn't want to spare her two.

I saw her with a hint of crying, and said, "We really don't care about the fish pond."

Teacher Li thought that after they knew their identities, they resisted a little, so he invited them again: "Come in!"

Yang Mi was really about to cry, and said anxiously: "We really don't care. Now we go back to the shack and take out the bastards and let them bleed one by one! We don't care anymore."

Seeing this, Teacher Li's heart sank, knowing that if he didn't explain things clearly, the misunderstanding would definitely get bigger and bigger.

Seeing the helplessness on his face, he said, "Auntie, you are forcing me to tell you the truth! You will continue to contract the next fish pond!"

When Yang Mi and Liu Xun heard this, they were dumbfounded again, and their faces were full of disbelief.

The audience was also stunned, not knowing what happened, and it seemed that another wave of reversals was coming!

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Chapter [-]: Liu Xun wants to start a sect?

Chapter [-]: Liu Xun wants to start a sect?

This is the end of the sketch.

I saw Yang Mi on the stage. After hearing Teacher Li's words, her face was full of disbelief, and she said, "Impossible, then I asked you in the room and didn't say anything?"

Now that everything has been said, Teacher Li no longer hides it, and said, "Why don't I want to tell you that... You said that my brother-in-law wants to pack a fish pond, is he the material!

What can't be done, what's not enough to eat, I'm afraid to tell you, as soon as it was spread out a year ago, he drank some wine at our house, this, that, this, I'm annoying him! "

As he spoke, he slowed down and said helplessly: "Auntie, I've been busy for a year, and I also want to have a quiet year! Auntie!-"

At this point, Liu Xun and Yang Micai were slightly convinced.

I saw Yang Mi continue to ask: "Then won't he have to make trouble with you after the new year?"

Teacher Li responded: "Who is going to make trouble? I went to work in the county after the new year, and the village has a new leader. Who is he making trouble?"

Saying that, he waved his hand and said, "It's okay!"

At this point, Liu Xun finally let go of the dangling heart he had just now, and said, "Yes, if you're making trouble, clean him up!"

When Teacher Li heard this, he smiled and said, "That's right, hahaha"