Urban Comedy Master

Di Lieba slapped Liu Xun and said, "Look, I, I'll fold it into a thousand paper cranes!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"I'll go, isn't it still paper when folded into a thousand paper cranes?"

"Qianzhihe is a prayer or a gift to a patient, okay? It's suitable for this occasion!"

"I feel sorry for Da Pan, I will be ruined by the two of them!"

On the stage, Liu Xun also felt that what Di Lieba said was inappropriate, he turned his head and glared at her, and scolded: "Fuck your face, old ladies!"

When Di Lieba was told by Liu Xun, not only was he not angry, but he was snickering on the side. The eyes of the audience were straight, and then they all laughed wildly!

"Hahaha, Fat Di was actually called an old lady by Liu Xun!!! I'm convinced!"

"Da Mimi still has [-] seconds to reach the battlefield!!!"

"What the hell is this blatant flirtation!"

On the stage, Liu Xun continued to turn around and said to the doctor Da Pan: "Doctor, this red envelope I wrapped was originally intended for you to open it after the operation, and now that it has been opened, then you Just take a look!"

Da Pan hesitated for a while, but finally took the red envelope in Liu Xun's hand and looked through it.

At the same time, the background music sounded, and Liu Xun's voice also sounded.

"Doctor Pan, I wish you a happy day, good people have good rewards;

Dr. Pan, I wish uncles and aunts good health and long life;

Dr. Pan, I wish your grandma and grandpa are always smiling and full of children and grandchildren;

Dr. Pan, I wish your grandma's neighbors to live in harmony with grandma and play together..."

The applause sounded like thunder in an instant!

"This red envelope!!! Absolutely!"

"Yes, between doctors and patients, more understanding, more trust, and more tolerance, there are so many problems there!"

"I didn't expect these words to be written on these papers. Mother, I was moved!"

"Damn, I was moved too!"

"How can these ordinary words seem to have magic power? I have to say, Liu Xun's talent for fooling around is really admirable!"

"I'm touched by the wool, I just got a little emotional, but I was amused. What do you mean, grandma's neighbor, can get along with grandma, and can play together???"

"I was also laughed at, Liu Xun's foolishness is that he doesn't have three seconds of righteousness, but, I like Liu Xun like this!!!"

"Me too, Liu Xun Da Huyou, come on, climb to the top of the Uranus Superstar!!!"

On the stage, Di Lieba and Da Pan were also amused.

Di Lieba patted Liu Xun, laughed and scolded: "." Hahaha, why are you so out of shape!"

With a speechless expression, Liu Xun said, "Daughter-in-law, 365 blessings, how can it be so easy to get together!"

At the end of the sketch, everyone burst into laughter!

The applause, the sound of drinking, and the shouting sounded like a tsunami.

All the audience stood up and applauded! ! !

"Okay! This work is really good!"

"I didn't shy away from the real problems in today's society, and even talked about a way to solve the contradiction between doctors and patients! Absolutely!"

"God is not born, I'm a fool, who else is the master of comedy!!!"

"The name of the master of Chinese comedy, Liu Xun Da Huyou really deserves it!"

"Before I was worried about Da Huyou's work today, but now it looks like it's just taking off my pants and farting (it's superfluous!)"

"Such a big cheat, one in a hundred years!!!"

The thunderous applause lasted for more than ten minutes before finally subsiding. (of money)

Guo Degang returned to the stage again.

As soon as Guo Degang stepped on the stage, he shouted angrily!

"It's alright, alright, don't yell, it's like this every time, and I'm always being scolded by the director, it's annoying!

The most disgusting evildoer like Liu Xun, one hundred years is enough, if there are more, the whole China will be turned upside down by them! ! ! "

"Applause!!!"

The audience all cheered.

"Hahaha, Guo Degang, Guo Degang, drive!!!"

"Big bastard Guo Degang is jealous!"

"Because willows are born, why should Guo be born! Both willows are born, and Guo is born!"

Guo Degang's words sounded like he was saying that Liu Xun was not good, but he was actually complimenting Liu Xun.

And with the relationship between him and Liu Xun, no one would believe that he would really curse Liu Xun!