Urban Comedy Master

"Liu Jiaban Noodle House? My God, won't Liu Jiaban really make a collective appearance today???"

"Big Fudge is really going to be a big one today!"

"Oh oh oh oh!!!"

Another roar broke out, and Dilireba dressed as a waiter appeared, wiping the table in the noodle shop!

At this time, Song Xiaobao walked into the noodle shop and said, "Waiter!"

Di Lieba saw the guests and said with a smile, "Welcome!"

Then she said, "Brother, what's the point?"

There was no laughing matter here either, but the audience all burst into laughter.

"Hahaha, Fat Di and Song Xiaobao are performing on the same stage again. How do I think that Song Xiaobao will still be abused like in "Blind Date 2" today?"

"Fat Di, come on, take a good look at this discoloration, so you don't see him being pranked!"

"Today, Liu Jiaban is really on the scene. It's interesting, and I look forward to the big flickering appearance!"

On the stage, after Song Xiaobao heard Dilraba's words, he shook his head and smiled, revealing his snow-white teeth, and said, "If it's cold in winter, don't rush to order food. Warm up first. Is there any tea?"

Di Lieba nodded and said, "There is tea."

Song Xiaobao asked again, "Is it free?"

Di Lieba nodded again and said, "Free!"

Song Xiaobao also nodded and said with a smile, "Two pots of Longjing!"

The audience burst into laughter again.

"Why is this paragraph a bit like the plot in "Not Bad for Money"? 'Luozi doesn't want money! Let's have a bowl of luzi first!'"

"It's all said that it's free, but I still want to drink Longjing. This discoloration is really here to find fault. Fat Di added some medicine to him in Longjing and drank him to death!"

"Fat Di: Want and free Longjing? You probably don't want to or get out of here!"

On the stage, Di Lieba shook his head and said, "No!"

Song Xiaobao said again: "Mao Jian is also fine!"

Di Lieba wondered for a moment, and said, "There are edamame!"

Hearing her words, Song Xiaobao's face was stunned.

The audience burst into laughter again.

Song Xiaobao glanced at the audience, and continued with a look of surprise: "Drink with edamame?"

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Pfft, soak edamame to drink..."

"It's really speechless. It's not Longjing, but Maojian. I really dare to ask for this!"

"Fatty Di: Beep again, you don't even have edamame!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao shook his head helplessly, and asked again, "What kind of cuisine?"

Dilireba thought for a while and said, "The noodles are thin! It's so thin!"

The audience laughed again.

"Haha, Fatty is starting to take revenge!"

"Homophonic, the usual way of fooling around!"

"Why hasn't Da Huyou appeared yet?"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao's expression sank, and he said, "You child, let me be full before I'm full..."

Saying that, he patted the table and continued: "What's the feature?"

　800 Di Lieba responded immediately this time: "Sea cucumber fried noodles!"

Song Xiaobao frowned and asked, "Is sea cucumber a serious sea cucumber?"

Dilireba thought for a while and said, "Sea cucumber is a sea cucumber, I don't know if it's serious or not!"

The audience puffed and laughed again!

"Nima, this line is classic, 'Sea cucumber is a sea cucumber, I don't know if it's serious or not!'"

"No, this sketch has just begun, so funny???"

"It's over. I didn't bring tranquilizers and painkillers today. I won't be laughed to death later, right?"

"The big flicker hasn't appeared yet, so give us such a big move, absolutely!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao was also amused, his eyes narrowed into a slit of laughter, his expression was extremely exaggerated, he clapped his hands and pointed at Dilireba again, and the whole person shrank into a ball of laughter.

I saw him laughing and saying: "You kid, hahahaha, ah, sea cucumber is serious, hahaha, I don't know, hahaha!"

Di Lieba stood aside, looking at him with black lines on his forehead and smiling like a fool, looking at his expression as if hesitating whether to send him to a mental hospital.

The audience was already laughing hard to restrain, but now, when they were driven by Song Xiaobao's magical laughter, they couldn't stop laughing! .