Urban Comedy Master

On the stage, Song Xiaobao was still full of anger just now. After hearing Da Pan's words, he was stunned. Although he no longer shouted, his eyes were red and his anger was suppressed, and he said, "It's perfect!"

As he said that, he glanced at Da Pan, who was beside him, and said, "Show me the menu! Who are you scaring, where it is!"

Dilireba quickly handed him a menu.

Song Xiaobao took a look, and was immediately stunned. He glanced at Da Pan with a fierce face next to him again, and his momentum weakened again.

I saw him put down the menu and said politely, "I can choose not to eat it or not?"

Da Pan's eyes turned upside down, his eyes became sullen, and he said with a bad face: "No, this shop has rules, you can't return after ordering!"

Song Xiaobao reluctantly looked at Dilireba, who was on the other side of him. Just as he was about to say something, Dilireba nodded first and said, "Yes!"

The audience laughed again.

"Hahaha, there's definitely not enough money on this loser's body, it's too bad, it's not enough!"

"These guys really got the true biography of their master, Da Huyou, and Fatty got the true biography of his wife, Yang Mi, and he said quietly at the critical moment!"

"I can see the shadow in "Not Bad Money", but it's completely different. It's a new story and a new joke. Is this "Not Bad Money 2"?"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao glanced at Di Lieba and Da Pan who were standing beside him on the left and right sides, swallowed, and said, "."I can't go back, can I change it?"

Da Pan nodded and said, "That's fine!"

Song Xiaobao hurriedly said: "It's too dry, change the bowl with soup (di)!"

Da Pan nodded, picked up the fried noodles on the table, and said, "Okay, the fried noodles are replaced with soup noodles, let's go!"

Song Xiaobao coughed, looked at Di Lieba beside him, and said, "Is the horseradish ready? It's time for the soup noodles!"

Di Lieba responded, took out a tube of horseradish from his body, put it in front of Song Xiaobao, and poured him some water.

Song Xiaobao stared at the tea and said, "Scented tea? You can fill up the flower tea? Why are you so stingy!!!"

The audience laughed again.

"Song Xiaobao's joke is really the true biography of the big flicker, absolutely!"

"Song Xiaobao: You can pay more for free, why do you deduct it like that!!!"

"Fatty Di: I just ordered a bowl of noodles, why are there so many ugly things? I'll pour it out for you, I'll kill you, it will ruin your color!"

"You guys who are making inner monologues are absolutely amazing, I will obey you if you don't agree with me!"

　(Okay) On the stage, Dilireba reluctantly filled Song Xiaobao with tea. At this time, Da Pan came out of the kitchen, brought a bowl of noodle soup, and placed it in front of Song Xiaobao.

Song Xiaobao looked down and said, "Noodle soup is coming! Horseradish!"

Di Lieba squeezed some horseradish into him.

Song Xiaobao rolled her eyes at her and said, "Why are you so stingy? Then squeeze in, that's it! Just be proud of this!"

Saying that, he directly grabbed the horseradish in Di Lieba's hand and squeezed the whole tube into it!

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Fuck, this is horseradish, mustard! A whole tube went in! It's going to heaven!"

"Wait, is that real horseradish? Are there any online front-row brothers at the scene? Say a word when you see it clearly!"

"The front row of the scene, it's really horseradish! Song Xiaobao looks like he's going out of his way this time!"

"Stop making a fuss, and let that jerk eat it! I want to see how he eats a tube of horseradish noodle soup!!!".

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The sketch continued, all the audience laughed and looked at Song Xiaobao on the stage, waiting for him to eat the whole tube of horseradish soup noodles!

On the stage, Song Xiaobao picked up his chopsticks and was about to eat the noodle soup in the bowl when he found Pan Zhengchu beside him, staring at him.

I saw him give Da Pan a blank look and said, "What are you looking at?"

Da Pan smiled awkwardly and said, "It's the first time I've seen something like this, I'll learn it!"

The audience laughed again.

"Yes, yes, hurry up to eat, hurry up to eat, we also learn!"

"I really don't believe that this discoloration can eat a whole tube of horseradish!"

"Eat, eat, eat, eat!!!"

On the stage, after hearing Da Pan's words, Song Xiaobao laughed and said, "Hey, is your surname Hai?"

Da Pan nodded and said, "Ah!"

Song Xiaobao continued to smile and said, "Your name is sea cucumber?"

Da Pan nodded again and said, "Yeah!"

The smile on Song Xiaobao's face became brighter and he said, "Do you have an old girl named Kelp?"

The audience laughed again.

Di Lieba suddenly said, "How do you know my name?"

As soon as the words came out, the audience of 227 burst into laughter!