Urban Comedy Master

"Big fool, can you stop saying there are flaws? It's already funny enough, funny enough. Do you want to make us laugh to death when you say this?"

"Who has painkillers, mother, my stomach is about to burst with laughter!"

"I couldn't breathe without laughing, and I didn't stop!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao became more and more stunned when he saw a few people being toyed with and applauded by him, and said, "I said, let's have a bowl of fried noodles with sea cucumber!"

Di Lieba shouted to the kitchen: "A bowl of sea cucumber fried noodles!"

Da Pan's voice came from the kitchen: "It will be ready soon!"

After a while, Da Pan came out of the kitchen with a bowl of fried noodles and explained to Liu Xun, "Let the boss see, what's the matter..."

Song Xiaobao picked up the chopsticks and said, "The fried noodles are here! I told you not to move!"

Da Pan added 5.5: "You didn't eat!"

Song Xiaobao nodded, "I didn't eat!"

Da Pan added: "You ask me!"

Song Xiaobao: "I asked him, fried noodles are fried noodles, but what about sea cucumber?"

Da Pan smiled and said to Liu Xun, "Boss, that's how I explained it. My name is sea cucumber, and I fried my face!"

Song Xiaobao nodded, looked at Liu Xun, and said, "Yes!"

Liu Xun also nodded with a smile and said, "It's perfect!"

The audience is all laughing crazy!

"Pfft! Liu Xun is fooling you, if you want to clear the door, hurry up, okay? Why are you doing so much trouble? Are you willing to make us laugh to death?"

"Big fool, please, can you do it directly? What the hell?"

"Big fool, I'm going to die of laughter when you do it!"

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Chapter [-] Two cloves of garlic, two tubes of horseradish 【Subscription】

Chapter [-] Two cloves of garlic, two tubes of horseradish

The sketch continued, and the audience was still laughing. Almost after Liu Xun came out, he didn't stop.

On the stage, Song Xiaobao continued: "I think the noodles are dry, I asked if I could change a bowl with soup!"

Da Pan picked up the table and said to Liu Xun, "I changed it for him!"

Song Xiaobao put the chopsticks in his hand back on the table, looked at Liu Xun, and said, "He's going to change it! Do you understand?"

Liu Xun nodded and said, "Continue!"

The audience continued to laugh.

"God, can you stop beeping? Hurry up, I'm dying of laughter!"

"Da Huyou, why are you so calm? Go straight to clean up the portal!"

"Liu Xun's fooling is definitely intentional, he just wants to make us laugh to death, so as to cover up the reality that he was also fooled!"

On the stage, it didn't take long for Da Pan to bring out another bowl of noodle soup from the kitchen, and said to Liu Xun, "Change, another bowl of noodle soup!"

Song Xiaobao picked up the chopsticks on the table and said, "I'll start eating when the noodle soup comes!"

Di Lieba suddenly said: "Wait a minute, add horseradish for one less link!"

Song Xiaobao was dumbfounded for a moment, seeing that the whole 16 people of Di Lieba were not feeling well.

The audience burst into laughter instantly, and the scene instantly increased by seven or eight degrees!

"Yes, yes, add horseradish! Add a whole tube!"

"Fatty did a good job this time!"

"God assists!"

"Song Xiaobao: Eating noodles with horseradish is a trend, I need to lead!"

"Look at Song Xiaobao's discolored face, hahaha!"

On the stage, Song Xiaobao hurriedly stopped and took out the horseradish, ready to squeeze Dilireba into his bowl, and said, "No, no, this can be omitted!!!"

Dilireba looked at Liu Xun with some embarrassment and said, "Boss?"

Liu Xun, who was smiling at first, suddenly turned pale and said, "This can't be omitted, it must be played according to the original version, and it can't be pirated! Plus!!!"

Di Lieba nodded and answered, then turned around and squeezed the horseradish in his hand into the noodle soup in front of Song Xiaobao!

Song Xiaobao, who was still stunned, suddenly panicked, stopped Dili Reba, and said, "Don't, don't, don't! This link can be avoided!"

Da Pan suddenly said: "You save the boss from not understanding..."

Liu Xun also nodded and said, "If you avoid it, there will be flaws!"

The laughter of the audience never stopped, and the sound was getting louder and louder, and the ceiling seemed to be humming!

"Yes, yes, there will be flaws if you avoid it. This is absolutely unavoidable. It must be the original version!"