We keep getting divorced

"Put it on her first! Don't say I bullied her when she was injured. " Lu Jinyu looked at us arrogantly and said with disdain.

It's true that the dog can't spit out ivory. Can't I be a little moved?!

Eh? Why should I be moved by Mao? Isn't this the culprit of my sprained foot?!

Hum, you should buy medicine!

Xu Wei smiled and said nothing. He took off my shoes and socks, opened the medicine bottle, and stood under his horse to wipe the medicine for me.

I didn't want to trouble him, but Lu Jinyu blew my lungs, so I not only didn't refuse Xu Wei's "hospitality", but also deliberately took the opportunity to "sprinkle dog food"

"Oh, Xiao Wei, be gentle!"

Maybe this is the actor. When I pretended to be coquettish and angry, I didn't feel sick at all.

Xiao Wei, come right away!

Xu Wei lowered his head and chuckled. Then he pretended to be gentle and spoiled. He joked: "you can't be gentle. If you sprain your foot, you should massage the Zhenggu at the first time, otherwise it will soon swell into steamed stuffed buns."

"Hehe, swollen into buns, don't you dislike it?" I hunched over the horse, bowed my head, winked at Xu Wei and took the back of my head to a dead man.

Xu Wei was very cooperative. He secretly glanced at a man who was obviously angry, but pretended to be expressionless. After looking directly at a man in front, he gently scraped the bridge of my nose and said with a smile: "such a beautiful girl, how can I let you drag a big turnip foot, right?"

"Yes, yes, my feet are swollen. How can I wear evening clothes tomorrow night?"

"Speaking of the party tomorrow night, when shall we go shopping and pick out a dress?"

"You has the final say, I am always on call!"

"Good boy!"

Xu Wei said, the massage and medicine are almost over, and he is going to help me put on my shoes and socks

At this time, someone finally couldn't sit still!

Don't get me wrong, it's not a dead man, but my good son!

"Let me come!"

I heard Xiao sining shout and immediately ran forward to take my socks from Xu Wei.

"Hey, hey, officer uncle! My female ticket, of course, is for me to help her put on her socks, right? " Xiao sining smiled at Xu Wei and carefully helped me put on my socks.

At this moment, I was infinitely moved

As a mother, who will feel the tears of life for the first time?

Although at this time, the son is not based on the psychology of "filial piety", but helps his frustrated father drive away the "rival in love"

But his father didn't look at us from beginning to end. He was still sitting on the horse's back in a high posture, looking straight ahead without expression.

Xu Wei was also moved by the child's behavior. But after glancing at Lu Jinyu, he touched the child's head, smiled and joked: "Xiao sining, have you ever heard a saying... Men can't touch their heads and women can't touch their feet?"

The son blinked and asked, "what do you mean?"

"That is to say... Men can't let people touch their heads, while women can't touch their feet for men. If they touch..." Xu Wei deliberately tried to stop talking.

"What will happen?" My son is interested.

Xu Wei didn't have time to answer, and the dead man on one side finally couldn't help it!

Lu Jinyu was puzzled and shouted at the child, "if you touch your feet, you will marry that man!! Therefore, this woman is destined to marry your Uncle Xu. Don't talk nonsense in the future. She is destined to be your mother. Do you understand? "

I was no longer able to be angry. I left him a back of the head and didn't look at him at all.

"Who told you not to give her medicine?!" Xiao sining went back angrily, "hum, as soon as Ming Ming came back, he went to buy medicine and didn't rush to wipe it for her? Who can you blame for losing your wife? "

"You?!" Lu Jinyu was eaten by her son again. "Is that what I mean?! Blame you?! What are you yelling at here? "

Without showing any weakness, Xiao sining rushed forward, forked his waist, pointed at him, and roared like a machine gun firing bullets:

"Did you yell nonsense?! Isn't that the truth?! After buying the medicine, did I say let me wipe it for her? Who must disagree? What else did you say that her feet stink and you can only come in person? "

Xu Wei covered his stomach and kept laughing.

But I was embarrassed

A dead man is a dog's mouth! When did my feet stink? My mother's feet are dry. Even if I exercise, my feet rarely sweat. Where's the smelly foot?!

The child's call also made Lu Jinyu embarrassed. He was extremely angry and ashamed. He sat on the horse's back, bowed, glared at his son fiercely, clenched his teeth and threatened: "dare you say another word, believe me, put, you, mouth, seam, up

"I'm going to say! Aunt's feet don't stink at all. Why don't you let me wipe her medicine? " Xiao sining really inherited my gene. He was not afraid of heaven and earth and was stubborn to the end.

The point is, I can see that this boy, like me, eats soft rather than hard!

Sadly, his father is also a "hard goods"!

Lu Jinyu was angry with him again

"Wipe, wipe, wipe your uncle!! Your boy likes to put medicine on women, doesn't he? OK! Tomorrow I'll take you to the hospital as a volunteer and let you wipe enough for people at one time!! "

Eh? Good proposal. It's very helpful to educate children.

But it didn't change Xiao sining's thinking

"Lu Jinyu, don't try to change the subject! To be honest, why don't you keep your word? Did you say you were going to put medicine on her? Why let the police officer's uncle do it for you? Hum, you big talker! Big liar! "

Yo yo, smelly boy didn't inherit this from his mother. He completely inherited Lu Jinyu's gene: he has a clear mind and will never be led by the nose.

Seeing that he was about to defeat his father, Lu Jinyu was very speechless. She had to bite her teeth and carry it to the end: "because... Because women can't touch their feet! I don't want to marry her. Are you satisfied? "

"..." Xiao sining was sprayed, and his angry face was disappointed.

It's a stalemate again. The only person who can resolve it can be Xu Wei, the "Challenger"!

"Well, well, you two stop arguing. That's not what I mean." Xu Wei then picked up Xiao sining and said in earnest, "Xiao sining, in fact, your father is right. A woman's feet are touched to be nice to that man. But there is still the first half of this sentence! "

Xiao sining's anger subsided a little and asked, "the first half? Men can't be touched? "

Xu Wei nodded: "yes, if a man is touched by a woman, he has to be nice to her. Do you know why? "

Xiao sining shook his head with a confused face. His anger seemed to have been completely calmed down by doubts.

"Because only the woman who likes you will touch your head. Aunt Xiao Wan didn't touch her uncle's head, but she touched Xiao sining's head. What does that mean? "

Xiao sining immediately opened his mind and said in surprise, "it means that Aunt Xiaowan likes me, but uncle, you like her, don't you?"

Xu Wei nodded, "do you know now? Even if your aunt was touched by her uncle, why didn't she touch his uncle's head? Because she has Xiao sining in her heart, you are her favorite person, and your uncle and your father can't compare... Therefore, Xiao sining doesn't have to worry that her uncle is close to her. You are the most important person in her heart, right? "

Then I burst into tears and turned my head to wipe my tears secretly, trying not to be seen.

Xu Wei spoke my heart. My son will always be the heart of my mother

After all, Xiao sining was a child. He didn't have enough skills. He was immediately surrounded by Xu Wei and nodded in favor.

"What a good boy!" Xu Wei felt heartfelt pity and couldn't help kissing Xiao sining on his face.

I know Xu Wei's good intentions

It has not only pacified the little rival in love, but also removed the "obstacles" to our cooperation; It also resolved the misunderstanding between me and my son and let him know that I love him very much. Don't be angry with my mother because of my father's "provocation" just now.

At the same time, she explained to Lu Jinyu from the side: she will always be Xiao sining's mother. She can't end with you, Lu Jinyu. I Xu Wei know this very well.

But he warned Lu Jinyu and pretended to tell him: I fucking like your woman. If you don't cherish it again, don't blame me for winning love!

Most importantly, Xu Wei hinted to Lu Jinyu: I know she is Ning can and Xiao sining's mother. But I didn't expose it, because there was an agreement between me and her that we... Were acting! But I can't guarantee whether it will be fake or not. It depends on you, Lu Jinyu!

I don't know if Lu Jinyu was touched at this moment, but I only know that I was touched by Xu Wei's personality

Thank him for solving the misunderstanding between me and my son;

Thank him for proving my innocence;

Xu Wei has great wisdom and is worth cherishing!

Although for me, he is just a friend and comrade in arms, and can even rise to "Lanyan confidant"

That's it!

……

After the medicine is wiped, the shoes and socks are put on, and the gambling is going on!

With a deep breath, I retracted my tears. After a cold hum, I turned to Lu Jinyu, raised my jaw and asked arrogantly, "the end is still Rhys beach, right?"

The dead man nodded coldly. It seems that he hasn't been touched

I tried not to care, "say well first, what's the bet?"

Lu Jinyu paused, looked at me angrily, and said inexplicably, "if I win, get out of here! Don't appear in front of me in the future! "

Nima, it's really not touched at all, is it?

I haven't played yet, have I?!

I was immediately angered again, and I was furious. I frowned angrily at him: "OK! If I win, you'll have to take a detour if I see my mother later! "

"It's a deal?"

"Never break your promise!"

Xu Wei, who was nearby, couldn't listen any more. He frowned and said, "Hey, can you two say something nutritious? This makes... Who wins and who loses in the end, the results are different? Anyway, they can't see each other. That's more than a fart! "

Xiao sining also said: "yes, you are so grown-up and so willful? Not even our children? "

It seems that the boy's favor for Xu Wei has increased rapidly. Unconsciously, the two have become friends.

Lu Jinyu was very jealous and was extremely upset: "don't make noise!! I and her gambling Bureau, we has the final say. You two have no say! "

"Yes, it's none of your business. Go and wait and see the good play!!" I joined in and showed no weakness.

But Xu Wei and his son laughed at him: "Hey, why don't you two quarrel this time?"

Me:

Lu Jinyu:

Xu Wei took the opportunity to propose: "let me say, you two might as well learn from Zhang Wuji and Zhao min. Whoever wins, the other party has to agree to his (her) three requirements, as long as it does not violate the morality of the Jianghu, not... "

"That's it!"

Lu Jinyu and I almost broke Xu Wei's words with one voice. At the same time, we winked at the groom and let go of the reins.

Ignore the whispers of Xu Wei and Xiao sining

Xu Wei: "I see, they are destined to wear the same pair of pants!"

Xiao sining was stunned: "how do two people wear a pair of trousers?"

Xu Wei smiled and joked: "get a pair of loose pants, and both people's legs stretch into the trouser barrel. Isn't it inseparable? Right? "

Xiao sining thought: "well, it makes sense..."

At this time, I didn't expect that Xu Wei's serious nonsense gave my son "inspiration". One day soon after, the boy really got a pair of big pants and asked me to wear them with his father.

We had no choice but to do so. Then what happened in a pair of pants?

Hey, hey, Rong Houwen announced!

……

Tell me about the gamble between Lu Jinyu and me!

As for the previous process, the Royal horse galloped, stuck to confrontation and refused to give way to each other... I'll skip it here. Anyway, it's described by one word: fierce!

Perhaps, he and I are the kind of people who will not admit defeat;

Maybe we all have the genes of horseback nationality in our blood;

But perhaps, we all know the importance of "three requirements"!

This is a serious gamble, but no one wins or loses!

Because just before the end, Lu Jinyu's horse and I were almost running side by side, very close! However, my horse is a head away and sees victory in sight

At this time, the smelly and shameless cheat!!

Lu Jinyu's paw suddenly stretched out and yanked my reins while I was not prepared

This is a big loss!

My horse suddenly braked