What Came to Mind During My Third Time in Another World Was to for Now, Get Naked.

[GYAGYAGYAN!]

I slash the last one with my 《Zweihander》.

“Hmmm… 3125G… I Think this’ll be enough”

I check my spoils as I walk to 《Etherclan》.
The monsters around here got strong but the gold drop didn’t really change.
I miss those days where I hold onto 2 hundred million G….

“Ah~ … I’m really lacking money… Should I really consider being a stripper…”

If I strip then men will lust for me.
They can’t help it but touch me even though it’s prohibited.
…

“… I feel sick…”

Just imagining it makes me wanna die….
I won’t do that even if that’s the last resort.
I’ll definitely win and get that 10,000,000 G!

“Oh yeah… The first thing that came to my mind when I became a girl was to [get naked]…”

A man’s dream.
The first thing any man will do if they reincarnate as a girl.
Jeez, men are…

“Ah~. I also want to hug Ruru… How are they doing I wonder”

After I get home I’ll definitely hug Ruru.
And eat Tao’s cooking, and prank Graham.
Stir up a fight between Alzein and Selen.
Rei-san… never mind her.
Lily and Old man Zegius are… they’re both engrossed with what their doing so maybe I can’t relate to them…

“Alright, let’s go back”

As I reminisce, I hurriedly head back to  《Etherclan》

◆◇◆◇

[The next match is starting! Fighters! To the front!]

That was close…
I barely made it.
Next time I’ll properly check the time…

“…Wait, it’s you”

“Auuuu…. Finally it’s my turn… Kazuto-sama…!”

In front of me is an elf girl whose holding her stomach with long ears drooped.
My beloved pet.

“If you’re facing me then that means you’ve won? Seriously…”

“E-even I’m surprised! Uh… My stomach started to hurt because of the scream…”

Will she be fine…
Did she win until now even if she’s weak…?

[Now then ―― STAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!]

The crowd goes wild as the signal mentioned.
Yeah.
I don’t think we can start with her condition…

“I’ll hold――”

“Please do! No going beyond limit Kazuto-sama!”

“…”

“Urgh… My stomach hurts…”

What.
What does she want me to do?

“Uhmm, ah, about my weapon…”

Airi rummages through her item window unprofessionally. *Gosogoso
Equip it beforehand!
Why are you looking for it now!?

“Ah, not this”

Vines suddenly appear around me.
And bind my limbs.

“Hey”

“I-I’m sorry! I made a mistake and activated the 《Wood Bind》 of the 《wood magic》”

“…”

The vines tighten the bind.
Yup.
It hurts.

“Huh, this is weird… I can’t find my 《rapier》 anywhere…”

Unbelievably a giant stump appear above me.
And drops before my eyes.

*ZUUUUUN!

With that sound It flattens me.

“Awawa… ! Are you okay! Kazuto-sama! Ah… I again… pressed the wrong button… I-I’ll release you immediately!”

“…”

Yup.
If I didn’t protect my neck then it may have been cut by now.
YUP.

“Uhmm… What was it again… Is it… this?”

Airi press the window button with a *pochi.
I have a bad feeling about this.

“Ah! This isn’t it! This is the 《Sun magic》 《Tonko》!”

“…”

Around me are 10 [exorcist] looking old men materialize from the void.
They seem to be chanting some kind of buddhist prayer while intently shaking their luxuriant sticks.

[Open Gate, Rest Gate, Life Gate, Wound Gate, Forest Gate, Shadow Gate, Death Gate, Miracle Gate… Open Gate, Rest Gate, Life Gate, Wound Gate, Forest Gate, Shadow Gate, Death Gate, Miracle Gate]

The 10 exorcist repeat the same mantra.
The large stump pressure on me then increase.
What is this…?

“AAH!  Kazuto-sama will be squashe by a lot of gate! AAH… what do I do… *ororo/nervous…”

Different gates of large sizes appear from all directions.
YUP.
It’s heavy.
I’m gonna die.

[PERISH!!!]

The exorcist shout all together.
I am then compressed by the giant stump and all the gate and then swallowed in between space-time.

“Aah… Kazuto-sama passed away… amen”

“[AMEN] my AAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!”

I release all my 《power》 and send the stump, gate, and exorcists flying.

“OOH!”

Airi’s eyes shines.

“ARE YOU AN IDIOT! Getting swallowed [in between space-time] ain’t no joke!”

I almost wet myself!
I was about to vanish from this world!
That’s not funny!

“I almost became a criminal… Auu…”

“You…”

She’s … seriously something…
She probably didn’t plan all this.
I’m sure… she’s just stupid…

“Uhmmm, Kazuto-sama?”

“What is it?”

“…Are you mad?”

“Yes I am!”

“Hii!”

Airi then cowers.
Like I said, what do you want me to do!

“Are you… ready …? Airi-san ?”

“Urgh… If possible do it without any pain… *po ///”

“…”

―― Airi Woodrock

defeated in round 3――.