What Can You Do to Me,Corpse King

When the sun is in the sky, if you cherish being roasted by the hot sun, not only the surface seems to be on fire, but even the internal organs are also on fire.

Sharp eyes quickly swept through the front of a large piece of colorful, flowery concubine, and finally locked in the middle, now wearing a red robe, and lazily sitting on the Dragon chair, looking at her man. *

in the sun, the smile on that bastard's face is so clear, so handsome, so Make someone crazy, God knows how much she wants to rush down the rockery and tear up that asshole man's face to see if he has the face to laugh at her.

But Thinking of the three Python standing tall in the weeds last night, she Retreat!

If Xi bit his teeth and glared at the man with extremely sharp eyes, if his eyes could kill people, maybe the man had died thousands of times.

Hum, Wang Ba Dan, I sent someone to send a message early this morning, saying that she should write a love letter, and then tell him on the rockery in the back garden after lunch?!

Roar ~!! His face is really big, she yunruoxi has not written love letters in this life, actually let her write love letters? Moreover, he threatened to threaten her that if she did not write or read, he would let her move to live in the snake's nest. How could there be such a black, domineering and disgusting man in the world?

Heaven, you'd better come to a thunder and chop him to death. You can open your eyes and eliminate the harm for the people!!

According to her Yun Ruoxi's original intention, she won't even write, but if she doesn't write, she will be sent to the snake's nest. For her own little life, she bit her teeth and spent the whole morning writing a letter! *

cough Write a love letter, do not "honey" die you, my mother and your last name!

If Xi saw the face of Beiming Yi that air to the invincible appearance, really want to fan his two slaps.

After standing in the sun for a while, the people around beimingyi couldn't stand it. She stretched out her hand to grab beimingyi's robe, shook it from side to side, and asked in a coquettish tone, "Wang, when do you want to read a love letter? Let her read it quickly. I can't stand the sun

After listening to the concubine's coquettish tone, beimingyi's smiling eyes quietly darkened for a minute. His deep eyes fell dangerously on the jade hand that the concubine grabbed his sleeve corner. He wanted to get angry, but was interrupted by Qiu Yu.

"Sire, it's not good to let my sister read love letters in public?" God knows, she wants that woman to read quickly.

In such a feudal court platform, if this love letter is read, it is estimated that people in the world would think that she would miss a man all day, and would surely drown in her mouth.

Beimingyi just glanced at Qiuyu lightly. He didn't speak. Instead, he motioned with his eyes to a small servant.

Xiaofangzi accepted beimingyi's eyes and nodded knowingly. He ran to Ruoxi and looked up at Ruoxi, who was standing high at the moment. "Ruo Fei Niang, is it ready for you? Are you ready to start? "

After listening to the words of Xiaofang, Ruoxi gouged out beimingyi once more, clenched his fist and clenched his teeth and said, "OK

After hearing this, Xiao Fang ran back in a hurry and told him, "Wang, if you cherish your mother, she says she's ready!"

Beimingyi listened, he picked a sword eyebrow, put one foot on the Dragon chair, one hand on the knee, the whole body immediately emitted a kind of unspeakable cynicism.

"Now that you're ready, let's get started!" Beimingyi coldly whispered, but God knows how much he wants to know what the woman wrote to him.

"Yes!" Xiao Fang bowed down respectfully, then turned to face Ruoxi. The thin sissy sounded loud and clear in the back garden, "Ruo Fei Niang, Wang said that we can start!"

On hearing this, all the beauties in the harem immediately raised their ears with excitement and listened carefully. They were no longer arguing about how numb the writing was, but eager to listen to the love letters written by others.

In their times, it is impossible for them to receive love letters. Even if they receive love letters, they are hidden in the articles. They can never be explicit and publicized. Even if it is very hidden, it can not be known to outsiders.

Be known by the outside world, will only stay to put. Dang's name.

Today, it's so exciting to let them listen to other people's love letters openly and openly.

After listening to Xiao Fang Zi's words, Ruoxi bit her teeth and glared at beimingyi again. Finally, she shook the Xuan paper in her hand and whispered in her mouth: "beimingyi, do you want to hear me read love letters? Listen, listen, I won't listen to you. I'll cut off my head and play as a ball! "

How can she not know that little mind of beimingyi? Don't want to take this opportunity to announce how much she loves him? Hum, she Yun Ruoxi will be that kind of person, let him lead the nose at will? Read love letter, OK!! I just hope that after listening, don't be angry on the spot!

Thinking of Beiming's livid face for a while, Ruoxi almost didn't burst out laughing. However, she tried to hold back and take a deep breath. She coughed twice, cleared her throat, opened her mouth and read aloud: "cough The title is "a love letter to your majesty."Hearing Ruoxi begin to read, know all the content of the green, want to cry without tears pitifully looking at Ruoxi, heart secretly pray, hope that she can have a big life.

All the people present were shocked when they heard Ruoxi's topic. What kind of topic was she? So straightforward? Although they are confused, they suppress their curiosity and force themselves to listen.

If Xi takes aim at the people below, and then uses her body language and her emotions to better interpret the content of the love letter, she opens her mouth and reads with ecstasy --

"Your Majesty, I'll eat you the first time I see you, really! I can swear, cheat you, I have no fart to give birth to a child. Eye, go out and be killed by a carriage, but I guess you can't bear it. What do you do if I die? "

As soon as someone heard this, his face immediately sank, and countless black lines slipped down his forehead. His smile froze on his face, staring at the woman standing high on the rockery.

Have a baby, no fart. Eye? Is she cursing herself, or is she cursing him? Didn't she know that he wanted her to

Someone, face black, clench your fist!

"Today, I finally got up the courage to write this letter to you. I hope you can understand my heart. The following is a poem I specially wrote for you. It's very ordinary, but it's a little popular and contains modern flavor. It's also a temporary thought of running in the thatched cottage because of my bad stomach this morning. It's just half of my level! "

When someone heard this, his face was more frightening, and his forehead was already blue and blue. He held back his stiff smile, and the corners of his mouth trembled violently.

I hope you can understand my "waste kick"? What is that? What does it have to do with him?

What's more, when I ran the hut, I thought of it temporarily? She really takes him to heart!

Someone, face black, keep clenching!

"The sea! You are all water, fine horse! You have four legs; beautiful man! You say you are so beautiful that you have a mouth under your nostrils. "

"I still remember the hot weather when we met. How can you describe your image in my heart? Maybe it's like a big white goose with hair gone. My heart starts to clang and clang, and the whole person is as sad as being caught blind

(Note: Huang Amao, a dog with mixed hair kept by someone in the Imperial Palace, has not yet come on stage in a magnificent way!)

"As the book says, I'm in love's big thief's car? Ah!! Do you love me or not

"My condition is really very good, no father, no mother, no burden, I, his mother, is also a beautiful woman, how romantic we are engaged in, and the dead toad finally fell in love with the old white goose."

After listening to this, someone's handsome face has changed color. It's even more black than the bottom of the pot.

"Your Majesty, do you think I'm talented after listening to my poems? I guess so. In fact, from the first day I saw you, I fell in love with you crazily. For your sake, I quit gambling and drinking. I heard that these things affect the reproduction. I don't peep at Shuai Guo any more. Although as long as a beautiful man stands in front of me, I will still secretly aim at a hundred eyes, but I swear that I will never step forward to beat them down. It shows how much I love you

"Your Majesty, with my flat talent and your super beauty, we must be an enviable couple. Even Zhu Yingtai and Romeo can't compare with us. Do you think we are a perfect match Ha ha... "

Just after reading, Ruoxi can't help standing on the rockery and laughing. How can she read it now? She has a special feeling? I didn't feel it when I wrote it before. Now I have a special feeling.

Ha ha, she's laughing to death. How can she compare beimingyi to a big white goose? ha-ha!!

"Ha ha Ha ha Oh, ha ha ha-ha!! drowned in laughter. Ha ha

"Hee hee Ha ha Laugh well, it makes my stomach ache

If Xi laughs and laughs, even if the terrain she is standing on is very dangerous, she still does not want to laugh.