What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"coming?"

　　 Watching Qi Zixiao push the door and enter, Lin Fan grinned lightly.

　　 "Wait in a hurry?"

　　 Qi Zixiao entered the house, closed the door and asked.

　　 "Not that, I believe you." The boy smiled brightly: "You will come if you say you will come, right?"

　　This guy, do you believe me so?

　　 Hearing this, Qi Zixiao was immediately happy, but he didn't show it. Instead, he proudly said: "That's right."

　　 "What the saint said, that naturally counts!"

　　 The corners of her mouth curled up involuntarily, but it calmed down quickly, and then kept ‘circulating’.

　　 Seeing these small details in his eyes, Lin Fan almost laughed out~

　　 hum hum, although we have never been in a relationship, we are somehow a modern person born and raised, right?

　　 In addition, those unlucky directors in China, no matter what themes of TV series or movies, can they make large-scale romance movies...

　　 Under the influence of these ‘cultures’, coupled with our IQ, we would like to say something that our saint loves to hear. Isn’t it simple? !

What?

　　 lie?

　　 Greasy mouth?

　　 rhetoric?

　　 shit!

　　 Fooling around is a bluff. The man who didn’t buy a ticket since getting on the bus was a scumbag, but we rushed into the ‘grave’ together. Can that be called a bluff?

　　 This is called cultivating feelings~!

　　……

　　 The two sat facing each other, but Qi Zixiao didn't know what to say, and said: "Didn't you tell me to share the lion head?"

"I'm coming."

　　 Lin Fan: "..."

　　 It's more direct than us.

　　 This boy is not nonsense, he tore a large piece of meat from the lion head directly from the storage bag, wrapped it with true yuan, and delivered it to Qi Zixiao's mouth.

　　 Then, many pieces were torn off.

　　 After a while, the house was full of floating braised lion head meat, and it was filled with a lot of Dao patterns and law fragments, which looked very strange.

　　 The two of them directly ‘bathed’ in the ‘Robust Forest’, which made Qi Zixiao laugh and cry.

　　 No way, it's not that Lin Fan is reluctant to take them out, but that this room is the size of a normal room.

　　 The diameter of the lion head is several tens of feet... !

　　 can only be placed in a storage bag, torn open and then taken out.

　　 Moreover, the time flow rate in the storage bag is infinitely close to zero, so even a few days have passed, the lion head is still fresh, even hot!

　　 "Eat while it's hot."

　　 Lin Fan grinned: "You are welcome, I invite you."

　　 "I bought this obviously."

　　 Qi Zixiao curled his lips, but did not delve into it, but his beautiful eyes rolled his eyes: "You just ask me to eat?"

　　 "Is there any problem?" Lin Fan blinked, a little puzzled.

　　 "Where are the chopsticks?"

　　 Qi Zixiao was speechless: "My dignified saint, you won't let me just nibble?"

　　 "Cough..."

　　 Lin Fan has a dry cough.

　　 There is a picture from Sister Ah Wu in his memory, knowing that this lion-head-like tableware is not qualified to touch it.

　　 Chopsticks?

　　 must be specially made, we don’t have the key!

　　 But it's not difficult for this girl.

　　 How many times have you acted in movies, TV series, and novels? What kind of princesses, saints, rich ladies from the rich family? Although they are very gentle and elegant, they are all because they have never been in contact with big meat and big bowls of alcohol~

　　 Otherwise...

　　 To eat with small bites, how can it be refreshing to eat with big bites?

　　 Especially this kind of food, right?

　　 "Zi Xiao, you don't know anything about that~" The boy was about to start flicking.

　　 "Call Your Highness!"

　　 "I see, Zi Xiao."

　　 "……"

　　 "Zi Xiao, you don't know anything about this kind of food, you should hold it in your hands, and eat it with a big bite!"

　　 "If you don't believe me, try?"

　　 "Really?"

　　 Qi Zixiao will be suspicious, and his beautiful eyes cast aside the boy: "You dog thief can fool people, don't you want to fool me, look at my joke?

　　 "Nonsense!"

　　 Lin Fan stared: "Am I that kind of person?"

　　 Then, the boy patted his chest: "When did I flick you? Even if I flick everyone in the world, I won't fool you!"

　　 "If you don't believe me, I will give you a sample first?"

　　 Qi Zixiao: "……"

　　 She didn't say a word, but her face was slightly red.

　　 Is this blushing?

　　 Lin Fan was in a daze.

　　 Although we said some ‘earth-flavored words’ or something, according to her character, she wouldn’t blush, right?

　　What's the matter?

　　 Is this avatar a bit different?

　　 Seeing Lin Fan staring at herself blankly, Qi Zixiao was even more embarrassed and angry, but couldn't speak...

　　 Earthy love words? !

　　 Qi Zixiao really likes to listen to these words, but it is Lin Fan's actions that really make her blush.

　　This guy, pat yourself on the chest! ! !

　　 But the problem is that at this moment, the body of that guy is clearly the body of his own deity. It just uses the magic technique, so it looks like his body.

　　 But transmogrification is transfiguration, and the body is still its own deity!

　　 Beat your chest like this, isn’t that...

　　 Damn it!

　　 This guy, still look at me with this look!

　　 and...

　　 He actually seems to have nothing happened?

　　 This dog thief! ! !

　　 Shame and anger turned into gritted teeth, Qi Zixiao almost went crazy.

　　 At this moment, Lin Fan looks like Lin Fan, but is actually Qi Zi Fan. Therefore, when he beats his chest, what he feels is definitely not the chest muscles, but...

　　 "Dog thief!"

　　 She couldn't help but speak, almost crazy.

　　 "Um...what I said is true!"

　　 Lin Fan reacted.

　　 At this moment, the two of them are surrounded by large pieces of lion head meat wrapped in true essence. When Lin Fan's voice fell, he wanted to grab a piece...

　　 But shortly afterwards, he stopped again and spoke to himself.

　　 "I almost forgot to wash my hands!"

　　 "We have to wash our hands first, otherwise there are bacteria, and it will be bad if we get sick."

　　 Qi Zixiao suddenly rolled his eyes to the sky when he heard this.

　　 "What about bacteria?!"

　　 "I am waiting for the immortal cultivator, but are you afraid of mere bacteria?"

　　 "You can't say that!"

　　 Lin Fan said seriously: "I'm talking about science!"

　　 "Presumably you also know that on the earth, the biggest enemy of mankind is still viruses, bacteria, etc., especially viruses."

　　 "Although the cultivator has a strong physique, the world of cultivators is abundant. Under this environment, the virus may mutate and evolve, right?"

　　 "What if there is a virus that can affect immortal cultivators?"

　　 "So, we still need to be more cautious!"

　　 Qi Zixiao was taken aback...

　　 She really thinks it makes sense.

　　For example, people on earth, living eighty years old is considered longevity without aura, one hundred years old? That is simply the birthday star!

　　 Where is the world of immortality? Living two hundred years old is nothing short of pediatrics. Even if you don’t practice immortality, your life span is generally over two hundred years.

　　 Then, is there a virus in the world of Xiuxian?

　　 should exist!

　　 What if the virus in the Cultivation World evolves or mutates... Isn’t it really possible as this guy said?

　　 For a while, Qi Zixiao was stunned, startled by this thought.

　　 If it is "equal proportion" evolution and mutation.

　　 On the other side of the earth, a virus that is extremely terrifying to ordinary people, then as far as the world of cultivating immortals is concerned, will it also cause terrible harm to cultivators, or even cause an epidemic?

　　 hiss~~

　　 The more I think about it, the more terrible it becomes!

but……

　　 Suddenly, the touch on his hand made Qi Zixiao recover.

　　 Then...

　　? (????ω????)?……

　　￣__￣｜｜……

　　 She fainted.

　　 This boy didn’t know where he used it for a basin, the basin was filled with water...

　　 Forget it, the most important thing is that this guy has already leaned in, grabbed his hands, put them in the clean water, and is scrubbing repeatedly!

　　 That's right!

　　 is Lin Fan's boy, grabbed his hand, put it in the clean water, and kept scrubbing!

　　 But the problem is, just scrub, don’t I? Want you to rub?

　　 And you rub it, do you need to be so careful?

　　 Qi Zixiao rolled his eyes.

　　 Then he laughed so angry.

　　 "Hehehe!"

　　 She stared at Lin Fan, very speechless.

　　At this moment, why doesn't she understand?

　　 This guy clearly wants to touch his hand openly! ! ! !

　　 Damn it!

　　What kind of bacteria or virus, after being nourished by aura, may evolve into a terrifying super virus?

　　 are all fools!

　　 At first glance, it seems possible, right?

　　 But if I change my mind...

　　 Where are the plagues and super epidemics in the Xiuxian world?

　　 It is rare for ordinary people who have not cultivated to suffer from epidemics, let alone cultivators? How many years has it been passed on in the Xiuxian world?

　　 For at least a few million years, I haven't seen any school or any immortal cultivator killed by the plague.

　　 Is this not enough to explain the problem?

　　 And we have read so many novels about cultivating immortals on the earth, and I haven’t seen any mention of viruses that will evolve and mutate due to the nourishment of spiritual energy, right? !

　　 This dog thief is clearly fooling me!

　　The purpose is to touch my hand openly!

　　 She stared at Lin Fan angrily, but the other party had a serious look, scrubbing for a while, then picked it up...

　　 This doesn't count.

　　 pulled his clothes again and wiped his hands dry, then said: "Um... not bad!"

　　 "Wash it clean and you can eat it."

　　 Eat? What to eat

　　 Do you want to eat my hand?

　　 Qi Zixiao pulled his hand back.

　　 "You dog thief! Fudge me!"

"I do not have!"

　　 Can Lin Fan admit it? That must not be possible!

　　 "I just analyze the problems from a scientific point of view~www.ltnovel.com~ and try to avoid those problems."

　　 Qi Zixiao sneered.

　　 I believe you a ghost!

　　 is the one who touched my hand at this moment. It is actually the deity. If you change your number, I will chop off your hand!

　　 Qi Zixiao whispered in his heart.

　　 Lin Fan seemed to have nothing happened: "Come on, you eat!"

　　 "Or, I'll feed you?"

　　 Qi Zixiao: "……"

"no!"

　　 She got goose bumps all over her body and felt stiffness in her hands and feet.

　　 even grabbed a piece of braised lion's head meat next to it, and put it beside his red lips.

　　 Then...

　　 She found that this piece of meat was much bigger than her head!

　　 "Eat!"

　　 Lin Fan also held a piece, took a bite, his face was full of enjoyment, and urged: "It's delicious, no wonder it's so expensive~!"

Can 　　 be bad?

　　 Qi Zixiao wanted to roll his eyes again, then took a tentative bite, and then found...

　　 is really good? There seems to be no sense of disobedience~.