What Do You Do When You Suddenly Become An Immortal?

"Then... I will try?" Fatty Dan still hesitated.

"Try it, you must try!"

At this moment, Lin Fan, Qi Zixiao, Chen Cheng, Zhou Yining, the fortune teller, and even Fan Jianqiang and Lu Ming were nodding their heads.

At the same time, they really want to see if this medicine can be sold. Especially such an exaggerated selling method...

"amount……"

Seeing everyone's agreement, especially Lin Fan's encouraging look, Fatty Dan stopped hesitating and took a deep breath.

"Selling medicine!!"

This man blessed his voice with true yuan, and suddenly made the voice spread far away, which was clearly audible for thousands of miles.

"I am the first person to make alchemy in the young generation!"

"The chief disciple of the alchemy room in the sacred place of the Purple Mansion, the small pill holy pill became a son. Seeing the group of injured daoists, I really couldn't bear it. I hereby take out my treasured pill and sell it at a low price, hoping to help all the daoists relieve their pain. "

"For those who have never been injured, if it is urgent to recover from the injury, here is my Danchengzi, there are also some return to yuan Dan for sale..."

"Not only that!"

There was a pause.

In the next second, a burst of horrendous hawking caused many monks who had been listening with their ears to sway, almost cursing their mothers.

"Here I have all kinds of medicinal pills, covering all diseases!"

"It doesn't matter if you have kidney deficiency, qi deficiency, spleen deficiency, backaches and leg cramps, or insomnia and neurasthenia caused by kidney deficiency..."

"Whether every fellow Taoist urinary is frequent and urgency, or X dysfunction..."

"Everyone has passed by, don't miss it!"

"Walking through this village, but this shop is gone!"

"A time-honored brand with genuine materials, fair prices, and guaranteed after-sales!"

"Come buy it..."

...

The ridiculous cries continued one after another, and Fatty Dan also worked hard.

But he worked hard, but the others were crooked and slanted, and all wanted to scold his mother.

What the **** is this? !

I don’t know how many people only feel that their brains hurt...

Kidney deficiency? ? ? ?

Your special mother has a kidney deficiency!

Do you have frequent urination and urgency? are you crazy!

Even the special dysfunction is coming?

A lot of words are actually not understood by a large number of monks, but can't you guess if you don't understand? After guessing...Who can calm down? !

At the same time, many people expressed disdain.

"The first person to make alchemy in the young generation?!"

"This fat guy is really shameless!"

"Even if it is the chief disciple of the Alchemy Room in the Purple Mansion? Do you regard the young alchemist in the world as grass mustard?!"

"Hmph, that is, I don't know how to make alchemy, otherwise, I must let him know why the flower is so red!"

Many people are muttering.

but……

No one really dared to come forward and hit the place.

Everyone has set out their carts and horses, they are the chief disciples of the Purple Mansion Pill Refining Room, and the special effects and the nap furnace are directly used to take away the special effects~

Ordinary people who dare to hit the place?

Even if it is a holy land disciple, it must be to give face.

then……

A cultivator who was seriously injured but was victorious, but couldn't heal in the afternoon even if he took all his pills, couldn't help approaching Fatty Dan's booth.

"Is there a pill that can make me heal before the start of the afternoon fight?"

"Huh!"

As soon as Fatty Dan saw the guest, he smiled, and then he let out his throat, and said, "Friends, you don’t have one leg and half of your lungs. If you don’t heal your injuries quickly, you can’t participate in the competition this afternoon. Fight!"

"But you are lucky if you meet Dan Chengzi!"

"This bottle of Blood Resurrection Pill can quickly heal your physical injury. It only needs eighty thousand spirit stones..."

"80,000? So expensive?"

The other party was surprised.

"Is this expensive?"

Pill Chengzi connected: "Friends, you don't know, the pill that my Pill Chengzi refines is more than twice as effective as the pill that ordinary alchemists make!"

"Not only that, if you fly to another city to buy pills and then fly back, how long will it take? In case the injury has not healed before the start of the fight, then it will be in trouble!"

"Eight Wan Ling Stone, you can't buy it and lose money, you can't be fooled!"

"80,000, only 80,000! You are 100% sure that you can meet the enemy in a heyday in the afternoon. Do you still think it is expensive?"

"It seems... not expensive?" The opponent was almost stunned by Fatty Dan.

"That's right, it's not expensive. What can be more important than 100% assurance?! Give it to Lingshi!!!"

other side:"……"

In the next second, the Eighty Thousand Spirit Stone was given, holding the medicine, and flew away.

Fatty Dan suddenly smiled brightly, the corners of his mouth almost cracked to the base of his ears.

If this bottle of medicine is in the sect... it is worth 10,000 spiritual stones at most~!

Not only that, when someone sold the deal, they all discovered that many monks were coming towards Dan Chengzi's stall.

"You are rich!!!"

The eyes of the **** fortune were red, and he didn't know whether it was the redness of the envied eyes or the sequelae of the golden eyes. Then, he looked at Lin Fan: "Hehe Daoist, why don't you think of something similar for me?"

"Easy to say, easy to say."

Lin Fan grinned.

A few minutes later.

Dan Fatty's business is booming.

Unwilling to show weakness, the **** fortune teller said loudly: "I, Fang Wu, the **** fortune teller of the Purple Mansion Holy Land, the old man of Tianji is a descendant of generations, and the inheritor of the great evolution of heaven and earth!

"Today, I occasionally feel that this place has fate with me, and I am here to open the altar to deduct the secret!"

When these two sentences came out, many people were immediately moved.

But then, the words of the fortune teller suddenly changed...

"Have you ever heard that, not just before, I did a divination for a contemporary Buddha?! I said that he has a disaster of blood and light, and he has a disaster of blood and light!"

"As the saying goes, one life, two luck, three geomantic omen, four accumulating yin and virtue and five cultivating immortals!"

"Fate is fixed from birth, and luck is enough to affect people's fate, Feng Shui... is also reversible to change fate, this yin virtue, also known as merit, as for the cultivation of immortals... I don’t need to say more. Right?!"

"From this sentence, we can see that if I wait for those who cultivate immortality, I only know that if I bury my head in hard cultivation, I will definitely suffer!"

"Only..."

This is the slogan Lin Fan designed for this product.

How can someone tell a fortune and still believe it?

You must first show your name and tell others how good you are, right?

And after that?

Flicker afterwards! ! !

They believed the foolishly, this business naturally came to the door.

Do these people believe it?

As there are many people, there will naturally be believers and believers. Naturally some will come to the door and some will come to the door. With the "craftsmanship" of God's calculation, I am afraid that it will not be counted as famous? !

...

"One fate, two luck, three geomantic omen..."

"Four accumulation of yin virtue and five cultivation of immortals?"

"It sounds reasonable..."

"It must be. God fortune teller has already spread far and wide. After all, he was the disciple of the old man Tianji back then, and he also inherited the Great Evolution of Heaven and Earth!"

"More than that? Before my trip to the Ten Thousand Demon Tombs of the Eastern Desolation, I also went. He did count that the Buddha had a **** disaster, and it was accurate!"

"Hey, isn't the Buddha also proficient in numerology? In this case, this divine fortune teller is even more powerful than the Buddha!"

"But why is he like the evil monk?"

During the exchange, many people started to ask the gods to tell their fortunes.

The fortune teller is also unambiguous. Let's tell the fortune. That's money!

And it's not cheap!

Can it be cheaper?

Our fiery eyes are almost on fire! Just wait for your money, find Fatty Dan to buy more medicine, and then continue to practice.

How can such a great opportunity not make a fortune?

It must be earned~!

...

"How about I help you too?"

The businesses of Dan Chengzi and Shen Suanzi were all hot, but Fan Jianqiang had not spoken yet, and there was no business for the time being, so Lin Fan couldn't help but get in.

"...Are there any charges?"

Fan Jianqiang's'honest and friendly' inquiry is like an out-and-out peasant. If you don't understand this stuff, you will definitely be fooled by his expression at the moment.

"free."

Lin Fan grinned.

"Then you can help me with a few words..."

Those ‘slogans’ and ‘selling words’ that Lin Fan thought of?

It's spicy ears!

But it works. If you can make money, who cares whether he is hot or not? !

"You are actually very simple."

Lin Fan shook his head and said something that made Fan Jianqiang a little bewildered: "Just hang five words."

"what?"

"You have that kind of wine that is so strong that the cultivator can't hold it down and get drunk after drinking it?"

"Have."

Fan Jianqiang nodded and said: "Second brother is very addicted to alcohol, and he likes to be drunk, so he hit me... Well, he begged me for a long time and asked me to help practice a kind of ‘fairy drunk’."

"This wine is of no use except for being drunk as soon as it is drunk. Even if it is a master, it can't resist a small pot, and it is immediately drunk."

"That's it!"

Lin Fan clapped his hands: "Hold a sign and write five characters."

"Three bowls dare not fly!"

"If someone asks you what you mean, you will say, after drinking your wine, no one can drink three bowls and still be drunk, take off!"

The bowl is not enough.

This is Lin Fan's idea!

Here, all of them are monks, and each of them has a kind of "self-arrogance". Even if not everyone has the idea of ​​"Lao Tzu is number one in the world, everyone else is rubbish", but they will never look down at themselves. That's it.

How could this kind of person give in so easily?

Even a mortal Wu Song, who saw three bowls but still drank many bowls in anger, let alone a cultivator?

Fan Jianqiang hung up the signboard in doubt...

Among the monks waiting in line for the fortune-telling, someone saw him and couldn't help asking curiously.

And when Fan Jianqiang explained according to Lin Fan's meaning, the other party was unhappy~www.ltnovel.com~Hey? ! "

"It's just a small wine stall. How dare you hang up such an arrogant slogan, three bowls will be drunk, dare you not fly?"

"Bring me thirty bowls!"

"Today, I will let you know what Bacchus is!"

"My wine is not cheap..." Fan Jianqiang was happy in his heart, but on the surface he was still ‘honest’.

When the other party saw this, he even more disdain: "Can I not afford the spirit stone? Drinking!!!"

Many people also joined in, watching the excitement. then……

Thirty bowls?

Just the second bowl.

"belch!"

The drinker burped alcohol, then rolled his eyes and fell to the ground...