What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

"Yes! Of course I do!"

I suddenly came to my spirits and looked up at the old bastard:

"Tell me, what is the way?"

"Here... you can see for yourself..."

The old bastard took out an envelope from his arms and handed it to me.

I saw that the envelope was stamped with a lacquer seal marked with a noble emblem.

Although, I don't know much about heraldry.But judging from the complicated patterns on this family crest, this is definitely a prominent family from its own world.

Generally speaking, in terms of communication between nobles.. Opening the flame paint means that the letter has been read and lost its effectiveness.

So I looked up at the old bastard hesitantly.

"It's okay... This letter is for you, and I have a lot of spares."

Speaking, the old bastard took out an identical envelope with the same lacquer seal.

So, I opened the envelope with confidence.

Open the envelope and read the contents of the letter, only to see that it says:

"Dear Brother Roger de Moline:

"Farewell to the Holy Land, you and I have not seen each other for 20 years, and I miss you very much. I hope the Father of Heaven will protect you well."

"This time, I am writing to you to recommend a talented young man who is dedicated to a sacred cause."

"The son of Countess Lilia, Sir Lindento of Glamorgan, has a pious belief, noble character, and hatefulness. He has a weak heart, strong swordsmanship, and has many righteous acts of anti-violence and peace. He was a rare righteous warrior at that time."

"I promise in the name of my personal reputation and family, the above statement is true. I hope Junjian."

"Dungar, Duke of North Munster"

The Duke of North Munster?

It seems to be... the hero who once defeated the Demon Emperor's army to defend the holy city, known as the "Military God"?

I am still a bit impressed...

But who is this Brother Roger?It seems to be asking me to do something under his...

So I raised my head with some confusion and looked at the old bastard.

"It took my old man a lot of work to find the letter of introduction from the Duke of North Munster... so that you can join the [Holy Sepulchre Order] in [Sanctuary Kingdom]... .."

The old bastard explained quite proudly.

"Sanctuary Kingdom? Priory?"

I frowned and read these two words silently, and then I quickly understood:

"Sanctuary Kingdom? Isn't there the front line against the demons!"

"Yes." The old bastard shrugged, "But there is also a country where the "Treaty of the Holy Capital" stipulates that the elves are never allowed to step into it.... It is also the most powerful land of [Eternal Father] on earth. The strong power of apocalypse is completely enough to conceal the soul connection between you and the female emperor."

"So...it's a good place..."

I nodded thoughtfully.

But soon I realized a more serious problem...

According to the statement in this letter, the old bastard wanted me to join the Priory of the Holy Sepulchre.

And it is well known that...

The monks of the Monastery of the Holy Sepulchre are all ascetic monks who are absolutely abstinent and swear that they will never get married...

In other words, this old thing wants me to become a monk!!

34. I have a bold idea

"But... isn't joining a monastic society equal to becoming a monk?"

Thinking of this, I looked at the old bastard and asked in a puzzled tone.

"Yeah, joining the monastic society would definitely be a monk." The old bastard nodded his head in a calm manner and said as expected, "Is there any problem? No problem."

"Since you know everything, are you planning to send me there?"

I said in an incredulous tone:

"You don't know... what kind of virtue is that kind of ascetic monk's monasticism? Those religious lunatics take suffering for pleasure, and regard suffering as salvation on the road to heaven. The food and clothing are even more than beggars. Not to mention... It is said that some extreme sects also require monks to beat themselves daily and wear barbed penance belts... Isn’t it terrible for you to send me to such a place?"

"You don't have to worry about this... The Holy Sepulchre is not the same thing as those who don't take a bath for a lifetime and want to be canonized after death." The old bastard stretched out a finger and smiled before me. "They are the battle clergymen that belong directly to the Holy See of the Holy City. They are always fighting on the front line against the demons and wandering between life and death every day. Therefore, for them, the church does not have the requirements of clear rules and regulations, nor does it require them to abstain. ...Even after each battle, they will be rewarded with good wine and meat."

"Oh...Is that so?"

When the old bastard said this, the doubts in my heart suddenly reduced.

If it is not abstinence.... It seems to be a good choice to join the monastic society.

But the question is... Is what the old bastard said really reliable?

Because according to the old thief's usual virtue...mostly he still concealed a lot of news...

Thinking of this, I became vigilant again, and asked with some suspicion:

"Will monasticism be so good as you said? Why am I not convinced?"

"Believe it or not... I'm just showing you the way, it's up to you to walk or not."

The old bastard shrugged and said unexpectedly and honestly.

"Of course... there is the front line after all, and the war is for sure. Whether you can save your life in the hands of the demons depends on your own ability...but I am not very worried about you..."

With that said, the old bastard picked up the hip flask on the desk, gave himself a glass, and drank it all.

"Ha... I'm exhausted... It's obviously still so hot in autumn! Really..."

After putting down the glass with a look of intoxication, the old bastard wiped his mouth and continued:

"Compared to a war... I think silly son, what you need to worry about is... hehehe..."

Halfway through, the old masher showed a wretched look, and his eyes kept turning toward my lower body, looking at me with fluffy hairs.

"Where do you look at the old thing? Just say anything, don't hide half and half..."

I frowned in disgust, and subconsciously stretched my legs forward to avoid the sight of the old man.

"Are you sure you want me to say?"

The old bastard smiled bashfully.

"Say....."

I glared at him in disgust.

"Okay, then I'll tell you...this is the truth, don't blame me for scaring you."

Speaking, the old bastard poured some liquor from the jug and shook it in the glass, saying:

"Although the members of the Priory of the Holy Sepulchre are not abstinent, the church also turns a blind eye to the monks' behavior in solving physical problems... But after all, they are all monks, and they are still very taboo about female sex. In addition, they sometimes go out to fight, stay in the desert for ten and a half days, and never see women...so the monks often..."

At this moment, the old bastard made a "you know" expression at me, and then continued to say with a look of beating:

"So it's almost foreseeable.... A'beauty' like you, your son, must be very popular in the monastery... Maybe it can dominate the entire monastery and open up the harem. What......"

"I'm going to uncle!"

I couldn't help but explode, and threw the letter of introduction on the old bastard's face with a wave of my hand.

Let me go to the front line... at most it is life-threatening...

But you let me join this gay anger, in a monastic society full of muscles and brothers, this is life and virginity both in damn danger!

I can go to your mother!

Xiaoye, I didn't want to be a little boy, so I went to escape marriage!Well, you just want to put me in a gay group... Is this trying to break me in a subtle way, or do you want me to come out directly?!

How can he send his son to the gay pile?!

Is there a father like you in this world?

Have you ever thought about it before doing things?Don't you have any compelling points in your heart?!

Take a step back... Are you worthy of my lost mother for doing this to me?

Believe it or not, she will give you a dream tonight and take you away!!

Nothing to say, I will never go to this bird monastic society... I will never go to death!

It's so.... The place is full of abdominal muscles and sweat, how disgusting it is!

Instead of this, I would rather wear women's clothing to join the nuns...Although there are some ferocious old women in there, most of them are beautiful young ladies and delicious little loli.

When I think of the girls who are brainwashed by doctrine... they are completely ignorant and ignorant about that aspect...but I pretended to be a girl again, not what I wanted...hey Hehe..... I feel that my saliva is almost flowing out.

In short..... My virginity can only be reserved for beautiful girls... Well, of course, little loli is also good.

I will never let other people get involved!

Although El Mesa is a pretty good girl from the attacking system...but considering the responsibilities that will be borne later...little master, I still desperately restrained my desire to go directly to base.

All in all... I am the man who wants to be the king of the harem!

It is absolutely impossible for me to go to a place where I am all gay!

"You stinky boy.... Why are you such a bad temper..." The old bastard took the letter from his face and gave me an angry look. "My old man is just making a joke... .. It scares you."

"Huh... Anyway, I wouldn't go to a place where there are gay guys everywhere!"

I said categorically.

"really?"

There was a playful look on the old bastard's face.

"Really! I fucking don't want to study scholastic philosophy."

"Really? So, it doesn't matter if you marry the empress?"

"Compared to that kind of place...being a little white face, just be a little white face..."

I covered my face and said with a bit of frustration.

"That would be a shame..." The old bastard shook his head, "I was going to teach you how to get into the nun's dormitory. Seeing the little girls have white legs... Now think about it and forget it... ...."

"What? Big white legs?!"

Hearing this word, I immediately pricked my ears:

"What's the matter? You said that the monastery is all gay?"

"Ah...I was talking about the Knights of the Order of the Holy Sepulchre....It's true that there are men in there. But, look at your small body, you probably won't be able to enter the Knights. "The old bastard glanced at me contemptuously, and said, "So with the letter of introduction from the Duke of Dungar, you will probably be assigned to the battle clergy or the monastic hospital... where is the goddess officer and nun? But it accounts for the vast majority... and the quality is absolutely guaranteed..."

Having said this, the old bastard seemed to be in remembrance, almost draining water.

"My father, please let me join the monastic society!"

I said without hesitation.

The reason why I promised to be so refreshing is because I now have a bold idea...

For example, holding a letter of introduction, wearing women's clothing to join the monastic society or something.

At that time... I'm just like the protagonist of the light novel, the only male qualified person!

Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie Jie...

35. Before leaving

In this way, I agreed to the old bastard's suggestion.Prepare to take advantage of El Mesa to deal with the dark elves during this period, as soon as possible to go to the sanctuary kingdom on the east bank of the endless sea, and join the Holy Sepulchre Order there.Accept the blessing of the eternal Holy See.

At that time, even if Elmesha knew that I was in the Kingdom of Sanctuary, it would be difficult to force me out at the risk of breaking the treaty and setting off a war.Besides, under the cover of the power of the Holy City's Apocalypse, whether she can find out that I am still talking.Ten thousand steps back, even if Elmesha desperately wants to catch me back... In the special place where there are negative several [theological laws] coexisting at the same time in the holy city, even if she is as powerful as the Frost Empress , The strength will also be suppressed by the gods, and it is absolutely impossible to call the wind and the rain like in other places.

At that time, even if I run away under her nose, it is not impossible.