What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

Thinking of this, I immediately drew out the sword and rushed downstairs without saying a word.

"Oh...Guest, look at your red face. Didn’t you enjoy it just now? I heard the cleaning waiter say...you seem to be very moving in your room...wait Wait! Wait! Sir... put the sword down, do we have something to say, OK?"

Seeing the shimmering sword resting on his neck, the innkeeper panicked again.

"Say, who sent the cake to it?"

"Yes... I... asked someone to give it away..."

The boss raised his hands carefully.

"You.... Didn't you come here to buy the color of food? So I included a cake with a high concentration of color of food.... I want you to try the effect... ..."

Seeing my livid face, the boss cried again and said:

"Why? Is the effect not good? If you are really not satisfied, I can also send you a higher concentration to try..."

I:......

.......

After some cross-examination, I finally understood... The boss was so cynic and sarcasm in the morning, but it really wasn't because of "religious beliefs."Instead, I wanted to persuade me to die early and go directly to the Eureka Alchemy Workshop to get the goods, and come to him to buy second-hand food color.

Grandma, what's all this!

76. Helpless

Although it has happened, it doesn't help how to get angry.

But I still can’t swallow this bad breath. After bao (da) punishing (yi) or tong (tong) the hotel owner, and forcing him to promise that he will waive the cost of boarding and lodging for the past few days. Let go of him.

Leaving the innkeeper squatting on the wall shivering, I went back to my room to check Constance.

I saw that little Lolita was wrapped in the quilt, curled up on the bed trembling, looking at me with aggrieved expression.

"That one....."

Seeing the little girl, I was too embarrassed to speak for a while, and had to stand still at a loss, not knowing what to do with the girl in front of me.

Had to greet very stiffly:

"Ahem... Connie, are you okay?"

"Uuuuu..."

Little Lori avoided my gaze and lowered her head in a whimper.

"I...I have been seen by you...I have been seen by you in this way and that way...Woo woo woo...I can't get married..."

When she said that, she burst into tears.

When I heard little Lolita’s cry, I immediately panicked, and hurriedly closed the door, for fear of being heard by others.

I wanted to comfort Constance, but I didn’t know what to say, and finally became incoherent:

"I'm sorry...you...you don't cry first, can you?"

Such inability to comfort naturally won't have any effect, but makes little Lori cry more fiercely:

"Woo...Lin Dengtu, you damn rebel! You dare to defile my body...shut up! I don't want to see you now! I want to smash you into pieces! "

"Well, it's all my fault, it's all my fault! I'll go out, I'll go out..."

While carefully making a loss, I picked up the half-eaten cake on the window frame and prepared to exit the room.

At this time, it might be better to leave her alone.

But when I was about to open the door latch, a little Lolita's words made me shudder in surprise, and almost couldn't hold the plate in hand!

"You...you dare to defile my body...why, I don't want to get pregnant yet! I don't want to have a baby ah ah ah ah -"

Pregnant...pregnant?

Give birth?

Am I wrong?

Although...I admit that under the force of force majeure, I did hold you and kissed you for a long time...and rubbed your butt vigorously several times.

It's my fault that the willpower is not firm, but it's also your first to seduce me!

But no matter what, I still ordered to the end... I didn't want your body!

After all, things like a beast with a young girl...I still can't do it.

So, what the hell is pregnancy and childbirth?

I didn't move your body at all, OK?

Thinking of this, I quickly put the plate in my hand on the table, approached the bed, and asked Constance suspiciously:

"Miss.... There are some things we have to say clearly, what is the pregnancy? What is the child? You can't wrong people!"

"You...you still have a face to ask? What shamelessness!" Seeing me approaching her, little Lori nervously covered half of her face with the sheet, shrank into the corner, looking at me aggrievedly, "You Obviously, I put...your'that thing' into someone's place.....It was agitated indiscriminately...and it still made me so weird.....oooooo... .."

"Wait! When did I put that in! Isn't it okay for nothing at all! Can't you talk nonsense about this?"

Listening to the terrible lines from Little Lolly, I panicked and hurriedly defended myself.

damn it!I obviously haven't untied the rompers belt, okay?

How could such a thing be done!

Do not make jokes!

"Why... why not?" In response to my denial, little Lori bit her lips very angrily, and a trace of anger appeared on her white face, "I just stuck my tongue in and sucked it intentionally. I don’t let it go..... I am really ashamed..."

At the end of the day, Little Lori's face became redder, and her voice became smaller and smaller, almost inaudible.

And I finally understand what the little girl just said "that thing" means...

I was talking about kissing for a long time.....It really frightened me. I almost thought that I had lost some important memory....I just forgot everything I did.

It scared me to death.

After a sigh of relief, I said to the little girl with some dumbfounding:

"Connie... kissing will not make you pregnant... don't you know?"

This is really strange. When this little Nizi talked about the rumors about the old bastard, all kinds of black cars such as "barbed cock" and "the thickness of a baby's arm" should not be driven too much... ....

I always thought she was an old driver in loli.

How can you kiss and not get pregnant without knowing this basic common sense?

That's weird.

"Really...really?"

After hearing my explanation, little Lolita suddenly showed a confused look.

She muttered to herself:

"But the kids in town have always told me like this...Are they lying to me?"

how?It turns out that these things were all heard by you when you were having a family with a group of kiddies?

Are the children now so strong?

Thinking of this, I suppressed the urge to complain in my heart and asked little Lori:

"Miss.... I'll take the liberty to ask you a question: Do you know what'second child' means?"

"Second? It should mean the second place in the family..." Constance said ignorantly, "What are you asking this for now?"

Is it possible that this Nizi really doesn't understand anything?

"Nothing...Then you said before that Lin Dengwan's second child had a barb...What does this mean?"

"It's a weapon like a whip. Every man has it. It is full of barbs, tied to his waist by Linden Wan, and sometimes used as a torture instrument by Linden Wan... Of the women in series..."

When it came to Lin Dengwan, Little Lori couldn't help but talk, but halfway through, she seemed to suddenly realize something, and looked at me suspiciously and said:

"Wait, aren't you Lin Dengwan's son? You should know this kind of thing better than me?"

"Yes Yes Yes...."

I nodded in shock.

It turns out... In this little Nizi's heart, does the second child mean this?

I don't know who instilled these wonderful concepts into her....It's really a bad idea.

It's no wonder that she was seen by me before, and she looked completely indifferent.

So... Is it because she doesn't understand anything at all?

This is really.....

Thinking of this, I smiled bitterly and shook my head, and said to little Lori:

"Well...you just need to remember that kissing will not make you pregnant...so you are fine."

Afterwards, regardless of Constance’s reaction, I opened the door and left the room:

"I have something to do. Go out first, and you can rest in the room."

Alas... After such a disturbance, it must be impossible to ask Constance for help... Maybe she will still be mistaken for what I want to take her out for...

But then again.... Without the help of this little girl.

Now I can only wear women's clothing?

What a fuck!

77. Women's Clothing Again

In the room.

After Lindentu left, the aggrieved look on Little Lori's face suddenly abated.

She wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes and said bitterly with her small fist clenched:

"Hmph...Lin Dengtu, how dare you treat me like this...I will never let you go!"

In order to prevent the son of the traitor, he once again abused himself.The little empress had to play her acting skills, disguising herself as a pitiful appearance.

Although, his disguised words are inconsistent and full of loopholes.

But, fortunately, the stupid man named Lindentu was worried about his IQ, and he accepted his own statement without any doubt.Everything is going well.

When I walked to the window, I saw Lindentu leaving the hotel.

Empress Loli was relieved.

But when he saw the face of the anti-thief, Constance would inevitably think of it as if she was crushed by Lindentu and wantonly.With the replay of the pictures in my mind, the places he had rubbed and kissed began to itch slightly...Even the feeling of the intrusion of the anti-thief tongue kiss was deeply imprinted between his lips and tongue.

Thinking of this, Constance couldn't help blushing again.

She clenched her fist, and said to the person outside the window, whether it was an aversion or a tenderness:

"Linden Figure..."

......

On the other side, the backstage of the hotel.

"Oh, hello... that damn robber... sissy, hurt me so much!"

The innkeeper groaned and leaned on the recliner, pounding his back from time to time.

I saw that his face was blue and purple, and several shoe prints were clearly printed on his gray robe.Obviously caused by being beaten.

"Hey, boss, don't move..."

The waiter on the side took the potion, nodded and smeared the bruise on the innkeeper's face.

"Oh oh oh oh-be lighter! Be lighter! It hurts to death!"

The moment the potion was applied to the bruises, the innkeeper screamed like a pig.