What Should I Do If I was Forced to Marry the Elf Queen

Then he pulled out a box from the gap under the seat, patted the dust on it, and motioned to me:

"Come here, it's time to change clothes."

"Oh...it's going to be women's clothing again..."

Shaking my head helplessly, I moved my body and sat opposite Eureka.

According to the news previously inquired from some merchants.

In order to prevent people from indulging in the city, the rebooting religion has a lot of restrictions on men....In the city of Cologne, from 80 old men to three-year-old boys, they all wear iron underwear.On the contrary, there are relatively few restrictions on women... and even consciously assimilating their participation in the church.

Therefore, for safety reasons.Although very reluctant... I finally decided to sneak into Cologne in women's clothing.

Of course...it's not dressing up as a pretty girl like before...but disguised as an aunt.Eureka is the same.

Because according to the doctrines of rebooting teachings, it is the original sin for a beautiful young girl who is dressed to get hot.Just seeing them makes people feel evil.

Therefore, under the compulsion of the rebooting teaching, almost all the young and beautiful girls in Cologne were forced to wear black robes that covered their whole body... or the kind that only showed a pair of eyes.

Disguised as an aunt and mixed in...It is relatively safer.

120. Strange City (Part 2)

"Here... put it on!"

With no expression on her face, Eureka took out a green sticky thing from the box and handed it to me.

Looking at the sticky object the size of two palms and squirming green bubbles constantly.

I swallowed hard, raised my head, looked at the girl in front of me, and asked:

"You mean... put this thing on your face?"

"Of course!" the girl said casually, "what else do you want?"

At this moment, the green sticky object twitched fiercely, shrinking toward the center as if being pulled by some force, rolling out a sucker-like form.And the inner part of the suction cup shrank like a wave, and gradually appeared grooves like a human face.

"Don't look at it... This is a cross-dressing mask made by my old mother [a variety of faces], there won't be any problems."

Seeing the fear in my heart, Eureka said smugly.

"But... anyway... it's too much to wear this kind of thing on your face..."

Although knowing that Eureka is impossible to harm me.

But this kind of slug-like color, something that is constantly squirming... No matter how many times I watch it, I still feel sick!

"Hehe.... Lindengtu, why are you not talking anymore?"

Holding the green mask in her hand, a hint of mockery appeared on Eureka's face, and she said mockingly:

"Isn’t he very heroic when he bullied my old lady last night? How come you have withered now? A big man, actually dare not even wear a mask made of slime...This is really, tusk..... "

what?Is such a disgusting thing made of slime?

But it doesn't look like it...

"Ugh...."

Just when I was puzzled, Eureka shook her head and sighed very "sorry."Then he nodded as if suddenly realized, saying:

"Oh, I see... Lindentu... Are you overdrawn with kidneys?"

She patted me on the shoulder with great concern:

"Brother Xiaotu, if your body can't take it anymore... you must speak up. My sister will give you two big tonic medicines right away. Say do it!"

Eureka pulled her hand back and clenched her fist pretendingly.

"After all... this is the'happiness' that concerns my'second half of my life'!"

Dark elf girl, is this questioning my abilities as a man?

I tell you, I can bear everything else, only this aspect!Can't stand it!

Haha, I don’t know who was last begging for mercy yesterday, saying "it's no more", "it's coming soon"...

I don't think you have a long memory!

"Is there anything I dare not... I want to see, who begged for mercy in the end!"

I gave Eureka a glance unwillingly, and snatched the alchemy mask from her.

"Just wear it! There is nothing to be afraid of!"

But...when the sticky, moist, soft thing was held in my hand.I was instinctively shaken again...

It's really disgusting!

"Wear it! Lindentu, you wear it!"

At this time, the girl's provocative voice sounded again.

Looked at Ulica's demonstrative expression.

My heart slammed, holding my breath and patted the sticky green object on my face.

"Uh...ahhhh..."

Afterwards, there was a suffocating sensation similar to being stuck in the mouth and nose by dough.

The disgusting sticky thing, as soon as it touched the skin on my face, it spread out like the tentacles of an octopus on my face, reacting fiercely, working...

When my vision became clear again, the sticky substance had completely solidified and covered my original face, forming a new layer of "skin".

"Let's see for yourself..."

Eureka handed a small mirror and placed it in front of me.

Reflected in the mirror is a middle-aged woman with a wrinkled face and a little fat.

I reached out with some curiosity and touched my face.

The touch feels like real skin, slightly rough and lacking in elasticity.Except for the lack of real touch, it is no different from real skin.

"It's just like real.... It's amazing..."

I sincerely sighed.

"Now, know how great I am!"

Eureka raised her head triumphantly, then took out a set of bloated linen gowns often worn by peasant women from under the seat and handed it to me.

"Hurry up and put it on, I also have to prepare."

With that said, the girl took out a jewel-studded brooch from the small box, pinned it on the neckline and twisted it.Then he took out a bottle of Perfume King and sprayed it on himself, and urged me a little impatiently:

"Okay... you wear them quickly, we should go now!"

"What about you? Don't you need to prepare for anything?"

"I'm all ready."

Eureka twisted the jewel on the brooch, and the jewel shot out a multicolored light immediately.

Wrapped by the light, the girl's delicate body gradually disappeared, replaced by a village woman with stout hands and feet.

Before I could let out a few exclamations, Eureka twisted the gem again and restored the girl's figure.

"[Vientiane Vision] Gems can change my image in the eyes of others by interfering with vision, so I am ready, do you have any questions?"

"Of course there is a problem! Obviously there is such a convenient thing, why should I wear such a disgusting mask?!"

"Of course it's because I want to use it... so I can only make another one for you!" The girl said as expected, then stretched out her foot and kicked me lightly, saying, "Okay, Don't rush, hurry up!"

......

A few minutes later I drove the carriage to the city of Cologne.

I saw a few big-waisted aunts standing in the doorway bored, and seeing someone coming, they stood up as if beaten up and shouted at me:

"The carriage ahead! Stop it!"

Aunt's voice buzzed my eardrums.

I took the reins and stopped the carriage with difficulty.Said to the aunt:

"This aunt...Is there anything wrong with you?"

"Get off!" When the word'aunt' was heard, the aunt's eyes suddenly appeared fierce, and the fat on her face trembled again and again, "Sister! In our city of Cologne, all those who serve the church are equal. Become a'brother and sister'!"

After speaking a long string of words on her face, the aunt gasped, and then she pointed to me very upset and continued:

"And...you are obviously about the same age as me! Why do you call me aunt?"

Ouch... almost forgot.

My current identity is a village woman.

Thinking of this, I hurriedly got off the carriage and said with a smile to the fierce aunt:

"This sister... I'm really sorry. I came from a small place. It's the first time I came from the village to the city... I don't know the rules of the city.... I said something wrong, please ask my sister. Forgive me."

Speaking, I took out three coppers from my sleeves and stuffed them into the aunt's hands.

But the aunt couldn't help being completely unmoved, instead she gave me a righteous look.

"What are you doing? Come with me! Do you think our rebooting sisters are the same as those stinky men who only think about licentiousness all day? They will covet your two money! Get them away quickly!"

I was taken aback and quickly took a step back.

Unexpectedly... the aunt of this reboot teacher is so enlightened?

It feels different from the group of hooligans I saw before.

But soon I stopped thinking that way.

Because even though the aunt still stared at me glaringly, her mouth pointed to the right.

I followed along and found a donation box painted green, with the words "Silver money fell in the holy library and clinked, and the evil soul went from hell to heaven."

With a sigh in my heart, I took out a few more coppers and threw them into the merit box.

The expression on the aunt's face suddenly looked better.

"Well.... What's the matter when entering the city, let's talk..."

Why do I have a high level of consciousness...

The crows in this world are really black.

121. Pastoral Women's Rights

"We are the people in the nearby village...that is, we sell some dry goods in the upper town...by the way, we also go to the market to change something..."

I accompanied the smiling face to the carriage and opened the curtain, saying:

"Sister, look... these dirt things are not worth much..."

At this time, Eureka, who was sitting in the carriage, also popped her head and greeted her with a smile.

"Sister, hello!"

"Honorable sister, she is my sister."

I quickly introduced to the aunt.

"Ok...."

The jewel on the brooch obviously played a role. Although the girl still looked like a smirk, but in the eyes of the aunt, the person sitting in the carriage was just a common village woman. She just glanced at it. He immediately looked away.

The aunt's gaze scanned the carriage, sometimes nodding and frowning.

This makes me somewhat nervous.

Because the carriage is actually empty, only the phantom made by Eureka with alchemy props.

So what you can see depends only on the aunt's own imagination.

"What do you bring so many furs for? If you want me to say, you might as well marinate a few more pieces of bacon!"