World of Warcraft Murloc City Guide

Ever since Brak held Magoffin down and beat her up, the two fishmen had been hooking up at the bar.

Seeing that the sour smell of love in the tavern was getting stronger and stronger, Yang Yi, a single man, quickly escaped.

"Brack and Magoffin are both B-qualified murlocs, so the little murlocs they gave birth to should be good. There will be a murloc hatching pool in Ratchet Town soon, and they need to let them lay their eggs in the incubator. Only in the pool." Yang Yi thought.

"Speaking of which, I promised the murlocs in the town a long time ago to hold a blind date conference. There are many single murlocs with good qualifications in Ratchet Town. We need to find a partner for them and give birth to several litters of little murlocs quickly. Fish One of the greatest advantages of the human race is their ability to give birth. This specialty must be carried forward. If Ratchet Town wants more qualified murlocs, it will have to rely on the efforts of these murlocs.

Thinking of this, Yang Yi immediately mounted a turtle mount and rushed to Nushui River Falls to find Jia Gu, the Jinyu man.

The fish people do not have the custom of holding blind date conferences, but the Jinyu people do.

According to Jiagu, whenever the river water is abundant every year, the Jinyu people will hold a blind date meeting.

Yang Yi decided to learn from Jia Gu, copy the traditions of the Jinyu people, and hold a fish-people dating conference in Ratchet Town.

Arriving at the upstream bank of Nushui River Falls, a village level 3 log fence has been built here.

There is a row of newly cultivated farmland outside the wall, a two-story cabin inside the wall, and a group of fishman construction workers building a warehouse.

This is Jiagu's private farm - Nushui Farm.

It was rare that Jia Gu was not drinking. He was hoeing and sowing seeds in the farmland outside the wall. A group of fish-men farmers gathered around the field ridge to watch and learn.

This group of murloc farmers looks a little weird. They are either holding pitchforks or carrying hoes and other agricultural tools, and each murloc is wearing a turban, coat and trousers.

These are the farm tools and sun protection clothing that Yang Ji asked the goblin merchant Lizalex to buy from the crossroads. They are all rough and ordinary quality items.

Murlocs rarely wear clothes, so when Yang Yichu saw these murloc farmers, he thought they looked nondescript.

The murloc farmers were obviously not used to the clothes they were wearing. They looked at Jia Gu's teaching and tugged on their collars and trousers from time to time.

The fish people are used to not wearing clothes, so they don't feel very comfortable wearing clothes. But this discomfort was nothing compared to the pain caused by the fish scale skin being dried out in the sun, so the fish farmers persisted in order to protect themselves from the sun.

After Jiagu finished planting the fields, Yang Yi walked over.

"Jiagu, I'm so envious of your leisurely days of farming and drinking," Yang Yi said.

"Mayor Poseidon, when Ratchet Town gets back on track in the future, you can also enjoy your leisure time. The elders of our Pearl-fin Jinyu people meditate by the water every day. How can they have time to care about the affairs of the clan? It’s not good yet,” Jiagu said.

"I hope that day will come soon." Yang Yi longed for it. "I have something else to do with you today. I have already negotiated with Gazlowe from Hotsand Group. He will send an engineering team to build farmland channels for irrigation. System. When the time comes, you can help to keep an eye on it. We are paying anyway, and as Party A, we have to find some faults even if there are no faults.”

"Don't worry." Jia Gu replied.

"There is another thing, about the blind date meeting of you Jinyu people, what is the festival called?" Yang Yi said.

"The mayor is talking about the Fish Tail Festival," Jia Gu said.

"Yes, it's the Fish Tail Festival. Anyway, it's a group blind date." Yang Yi said.

Yang Yi told Jiagu about the fish-people dating conference he was holding in Ratchet Town, and Jiagu then explained in detail the various customs of the Jinyu people dating conference.

Yang Yi returned to Ratchet Town after understanding the situation.

After coming back, Yang Yi immediately called the old blind man.

"A blind date conference is going to be held in the town?" the old blind man asked.

"Instead of calling it a blind date conference, it should be called the Fish Tail Festival." Yang Yi said.

"What should we do about this fish tail festival?" asked the old blind man.

"It just brings single fish people together, sings, dances and blows conch trumpets, eats and drinks and gives gifts." Yang Yi said.

"When will it be held?" the old blind man asked again.

"Today happens to be Valentine's Day. It's better to choose a day that coincides with the day. Why not hold it today." Yang Yi said.

"Yes, lord!" said the old blind man.

The old blind man obeyed Yang Yi's orders. Although the matter was urgent, he immediately agreed.

He hurriedly ran to organize the blind date conference.

…

The sun sets.

The fishmen of Ratchet Town had another day of fishing in troubled waters, and finally it was time to rest.

The old blind man is very efficient. He has already arranged a blind date meeting - the Fish Tail Festival.

The location of Ratchet Town Fish Tail Festival is arranged on the beach of Merchant Travel Coast. The sea water here is lush with aquatic plants. It is usually the favorite place for Ratchet Town fish people to chase and play in the sea.

Those participating in the Fish Tail Festival are the murloc warriors and murloc craftsmen in Ratchet Town. The murloc peons are not qualified.

According to Yang Yi's idea, fish-men who can become warriors or craftsmen at least have good brains and have more or less expertise. The offspring of such fish-men should be worth cultivating.

As a family of foodies, food is indispensable for any activities of the fishmen.

The old blind man called all the chefs and chef apprentices from the town over, and a whole row of stoves were set up on the beach. People who didn't know better thought that a food festival was being held here.

As soon as the goblin businessman Lizalex heard that Ratchet Town was going to hold the Fishtail Festival, he immediately sensed a business opportunity. He moved the dummy of the goblin god of love, Piddfelt, and opened another venue for Valentine's Day events on the beach, where he continued to sell his cheap perfume.

It's dinner time now. When the fish people came over, they were first attracted by the delicious food, and they all gathered around the stove.

Ever since Yang Yi asked the fishman chef to set up a stove outside the hotel to cook food during the Spring Festival, the fishmen in Ratchet Town suddenly opened the door to a new world.

When eating and drinking in a hotel, not only do you have to put the food on the dining table, but you also have to sit on a chair with your back straight, and you even need to have a knife, fork and other tableware, which is very un-fishlike.

When eating, fishmen should sit down beside a puddle, holding food in their hands and stuffing it into their mouths.

This is very comfortable and environmentally friendly.

For fishmen who are pursuing a little more, just use a shell to hold food, and only hold it with your thumb and index finger when grabbing the food.

This makes it very sophisticated and elegant.

If high-level murloc warriors and craftsmen want to stand out, they place a delicate aquatic mat under their buttocks.

This is very noble and status.

When Yang Yi came to Shanglv Coast Beach, the fish people in the town had almost eaten and drank, and the beach was littered with garbage, making it look like a mess.

As soon as Yang Yi arrived, Ratchet Town's first Fish Tail Festival began.

In Yang Yi's original idea, he would be the one to designate the single fish-person pairs for the blind date conference. He has the skill of Lord's Eye and can choose single murlocs with suitable attributes to match, so that the little murlocs they give birth to will be better.

The plan could not keep up with the changes. The population of murlocs in Ratchet Town has been growing explosively. There were too many murlocs participating in the Fish Tail Festival. Yang Yi felt that he could not handle it alone, so he gave up.

In fact, Yang Yi just wants to be lazy and working too hard is not his style.

"Wouldn't it be nice to lie on the beach and eat and drink? Except for a few with particularly good qualifications, let the other fish people find their own partners. This is called free love." Yang Yi thought.

The murlocs who had eaten and drank enough began to gather in a group on the beach, singing murloc songs and dancing murloc dances.

It is a tradition for fish people to gather in a group to sing and dance when celebrating, and Yang Yi is already used to it.

"Let's call it singing and dancing, it's really a great meal." Yang Yi "enjoyed" the murlocs singing and dancing while eating the cooked food.

The fishman's natural loud voice is quite scary when he roars, and his singing is basically as ugly as it sounds. The whole thing is like a car accident scene. People who don’t know think it’s summer and the frogs in the pond are croaking.

As for the fish-men dancing, it is even more terrible to watch. The dance has no rhythm at all, and each movement highlights a body's incoordination, which is a free and unrestrained style.

"I really miss Ben Bolba. That kid can at least be on stage in singing and dancing. I don't know how Ben Bol Ba is doing now. I hope he won't suffer too much." Yang Yi thought.

Not all murlocs are incapable of art, and the wise man Yan Mo showed his skill on the spot.

This wise man of salt foam can play the conch trumpet, and he played a famous aquatic song "Little Conch Trumpet".

Although the sound of the conch horn was ridiculously inaccurate, there would be no harm without comparison. The Salt Moat Wise Man immediately won the cheers of the audience and also won the priority in choosing a mate.

Next, Magoffin, the leader of the Yanmo clan, made a grand appearance.

"As the supreme singer of the island in the middle of the lake, I bring you a famous song from my hometown - "Little Xingxing"."

The title of Magoffin Singer is not unworthy. He actually sings half of the song in tune. This can be called a genius singer among the fish people.

After Magoffin sang "Little Xingxing", she immediately became the most dazzling star at the Fish Tail Festival.

Many single male fishmen cheered and gathered around, and some lucky ones at the front had already begun to touch Magoffin's fins with their hands and feet.

"A fierce bird strike!"

Magoffin chopped down several of the lucky ones with her broken quarter-knife.

"The power of warriors!"

Brak stabbed a few more Lucky ones with his Mud Murloc spear.

At this moment, all the murlocs knew that Magoffin's famous flower had an owner.

Singing, dancing and blowing the conch horn are just the beginning. The climax of the Fish Tail Festival is to paint green faces and eat fish tails.

It is said that the ancestors of the Jinyu people used green juice to smear the fish's face green to drive away evil spirits. Therefore, single male fishmen at the Fish Tail Festival will put green water plants in their mouths, chew the juice, and then chase each other, smearing the faces of female fishmen green.

It is said that the greener the ground is, the deeper the love is, so the male fish people should try to make the big head of the female fish people green, preferably with a prairie on the top of the head.

If the female fisherman doesn't try to escape when the male fishman puts on his green face, then the next step is to eat the fish tail.

During the Fish Tail Festival, female fish people will eat the fattest fish they catch until only a tail is left. When they meet a male fish person they like, they will give the fish tail as a gift.

Then the male and female fishmen will walk into the rough sea together and eat fish tails together passionately.