Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Chapter 23 Saying I'm a Child Who Didn't Grow Up? 【For collection】

　　"Can you please stop dawdling and say it quickly!" Zhuge Dali rolled his eyes at Li Yuan and immediately began to urge.

　　"Okay! Then I'll talk about it!"

　　Li Yuan nodded with a serious look on his face: "When we walked over just now, I had a very strong feeling, it was the kind of deja vu!"

　　"It should be night! A golden full moon hangs in the dark blue sky, and endless green watermelons are planted in the sand below."

　　Following Li Yuan's description, everyone turned to look at the melon field in front of them. Although it was still afternoon, it did not prevent the scene from being replaced. Even the camera lens gave a close-up of this melon field.

　　As if in front of everyone, the stars have moved, and the moonlight sprinkled by the golden full moon is reflected in the melon field, and there is a sense of tranquility.

　　"and then?"

　　Zhuge Dali was an impatient person, and he couldn't bear Li Yuan's vigour in dividing his sentence into three paragraphs, and then urged.

　　"Then---" Li Yuan raised his hand and pointed at Guadi:

　　"Among them, there was an eleven- or twelve-year-old boy with a silver collar on his neck, a steel fork in his hand, and he tried his best to stab at a Xi. But that Xi twisted his body and escaped from under his crotch."

　　"I didn't know at the time what this so-called jerk was - and I don't know now - I just felt like a puppy and ferocious for no reason."

　　Zhuge Dali frowned slightly, and Li Yuan suddenly changed his speaking style, which was a bit of a slap in the face, but it sounded like this paragraph, why did he feel a bit familiar?

　　"puff!"

　　He Jiong suddenly laughed and pointed at Li Yuan:

　　"Can you run the train with your mouth full every day? Do you still want to say: This young man is Runtu. When you knew him, you were only ten years old, and it will be thirty years from now?"

　　Li Yuan was surprised and inexplicable, his eyes widened: "Huh? Teacher He, how do you know?"

　　"I also know that there is this class in the Chinese textbook? Is it called "Juvenile Runtu"?" Huang Lei also reflected it now, reaching out and slapped Li Yuan on the shoulder:

　　"If it wasn't for what Teacher He said, I would have forgotten that I had read this passage in a lot of textbooks a few days ago!"

　　Zhuge Dali, who suddenly realized it, felt more and more that his IQ should be recharged. Obviously, the texts in elementary school have no impression now.

　　And the friends in the live broadcast room were stunned one by one:

　　"Hahahaha, I really can't stand it anymore. After talking for a long time, it turned out to be Runtu. I'm still stupid to follow the research!"

　　"How does Li Yuan's brain grow? This reaction ability is too strong. He can create a meme on the spot as soon as he arrives in Guadi!"

　　"I think if he said this in "Happy Camp", would Xie Na kill him! Hahahahaha, I'm looking forward to it!"

　　"Really, I strongly urge Li Yuan to get a quick copy!"

　　"I agree very much! It would be funnier if he got a quick copy!"

　　"Mr. He can invite him, isn't it just a matter of words!"

　　Many netizens have begun to arrange Li Yuan's career route on their own. After all, the pressure in society is so great now that all kinds of things are on them. Maybe most people just watch variety shows to decompress.

　　So when it comes to the choice of artists, it is natural to tend to the one that can release pressure on oneself. Who has nothing to go to watch that kind of crying show!

　　Isn't that sincere to block yourself!

　　In addition, with the current atmosphere of entertainment first, the more entertainers who can be humorous and funny, and who can throw stalks at any time, the more delicious they are.

　　Presumably with Li Yuan's performance, maybe Mango Taiwan already has such a plan.

　　It is also very likely that Li Yuan will be seen in the next issue of "Happy Camp".

　　Not to mention, this kind of speculation is really close to reality. "Longing for Life" can lead the ratings every time it is launched. It is naturally the key program of Mango Channel. How many people are staring at this pilot film!

　　Ma Yueshan, as the director of the program "Longing for Life", is one of them. At the beginning of the planning of this program, the people who were actually drafted were still Zifeng and Pengpeng from the previous episode.

　　However, the reputation of the follow-up shows continued to decline, and more and more audiences reported problems, which had to be taken seriously by the entire show team, which is why they uncharacteristically chose two amateurs to partner with Huang and He.

　　To say not to worry, that would be a lie.

　　So even if the lunch is a work meal that people bring in, Ma Yueshan has seen the present from the beginning, and the more he looks, the more happy he sees.

　　Zhuge Dali's performance is good, but Li Yuan's performance is even more outstanding. It can be said that he has driven the topic effect of the show by himself. Even now, Li Yuan's name has appeared in the hot searches on Weibo.

　　There is no way, it is a vegan, and the audience wants to know more, so this also shows that as long as Li Yuan participates in the next program, it will have a strong attraction first, or the same in terms of traffic.

　　This is the first to start strong!

　　Well, not to mention what the executives in the Mango Terrace are thinking, anyway, the four members of the mushroom house have already gone to the ground, and they have really picked watermelons according to what Li Yuan said before.

　　Pat this, then pat that, pick and choose, and finally draw up the melon election, and then go home.

　　Huang Lei and He Jiong carried a basket with picked vegetables in it. Li Yuan held a watermelon and followed behind, only Zhuge Dali was empty-handed.

　　After all, girls!

　　The care must be taken care of!

　　The four of them walked and chatted, and returned the same way, from the melon field to the corn field, from the corn field to entering the village, and after entering the village to seeing the mushroom house in the distance, it took nearly half an hour.

　　Zhuge Dali always felt as if he had forgotten something, and suddenly he saw a group of children in the village chasing and making trouble, and finally woke up suddenly:

　　"Li Yuan! Stop for me!"

　　Li Yuan, who was holding the watermelon, stopped subconsciously, not knowing why: "What's wrong?"

　　"You say I'm a child who hasn't grown up? What do you mean?" Zhuge Dali was ready to go, pressing forward. *

Chapter 24 Shocked!Li Yuan aroused group indignation [for collection]

　　The evening wind slowly passed by, bringing a touch of coolness to the face. Even though the sun was setting in the west, the temperature was much lower, but it was far less comfortable than an air-conditioned room.

　　Huang Lei stood beside the stove with the spatula flying, showing the style of a generation of chefs and sweating.

　　Zhuge Dali started with his hands, keeping an eye on the cooking dynamics at any time, and serving the plate to the plate.

　　Mr. He emptied the bucket of water, and then used the water press to refill the bucket. I am afraid that not many people have known this thing for a long time. Needless to say, the principle of using the water press.

　　It is to suck up the water at the bottom of the well through pressure conduction.

　　So if you want to make the watermelon iced and delicious, you have to change a bucket of freshly poured water from time to time to keep the temperature.

　　The joyous scenes have brought novel experiences to countless urbanites. The reason why "Longing for Life" is unique and constantly attracts audiences to vote with ratings is this.

　　It is different from the content form of other programs that focus on games, and uses a live broadcast lens that is closest to life to show it to everyone.

　　"Oh! I'm so exhausted! My life is so hard!"

　　Li Yuan finally reappeared in the courtyard, taking one step at a time, twisting his body from side to side, and punching his waist from time to time, his strength interprets a tired image.

　　"Brushed?"

　　Zhuge vigorously turned his head to look at Li Yuan, with a little uncontrollable smile on his face. After all, by mobilizing the unified camp of Mr. Huang and Mr. He, and then giving Li Yuan the task of cleaning the bathroom and toilet, it was really It's so cool!

　　"It's done!"

　　Li Yuan gave Zhuge Dali a white look and responded helplessly. Although someone had already cleaned the bathroom in advance, since he wanted to do it, he should do it more beautifully.

　　Almost half a bottle of toilet cleaner was poured, which is not an exaggeration at all. Now the toilet is sparkling, and the sense of achievement is indeed full, but it is also exhausting!

　　Not to mention the arms, the key is to bend over all the time, brushing vigorously with the toilet brush, the price for a long time is really a little back pain.

　　"Are you still skinny in the future?"

　　Zhuge Dali came over subconsciously after Li Yuan returned, and even the cameraman came over. After all, this kid is more popular now.

　　"What does my honest and honest look have to do with Pi?" Li Yuan spread his hands.

　　"Humph!" Zhuge Dali snorted softly: "Today I asked you to clean the bathroom, which is a small punishment for you. If you do it again in the future---humph---there are many soil toilets in the village!"

　　Hey!

　　Li Yuan's violent temper has always been soft and not hard, and this little girl dares to threaten herself in a movie, which is amazing, she raised her eyebrows: "Classmate Dali, have you ever heard that where there is oppression, there is resistance? "

　　Zhuge moved his neck vigorously, and crossed his hands and fingers, trying to make a little clicking sound, but he was unsuccessful.

　　However, she still showed her confidence in force. After all, she suppressed Li Yuan by force before, which brought her a great sense of accomplishment. She took a step forward:

　　"What's the matter? Do you still want to practice?"

　　Li Yuan took a step back subconsciously: "Little comrade---"

　　"Will you try another small character?" Zhuge Dali's eyebrows stood upright, and he took another step closer.

　　In the face of this situation, Li Yuan directly aroused his fighting spirit, and his body was shocked:

　　"Comrade, how about I want to tell you a story?"

　　"you say!"

　　"This story happened in elementary school. One of my classmates was bullied all the time in school. There were thirteen classmates in the school who didn't like to study, and they formed a thirteen Taibao!"

　　Li Yuan entered the storytelling mode and began to reminisce about the past. Zhuge Dali didn't know what medicine he was going to sell in his gourd, so he could only continue to listen.

　　"These thirteen Taibao bully my classmate when I have nothing to do, alas, I feel pitiful looking at it!"

　　"Is this campus violence? Why didn't you tell the teacher?" Zhuge Dali asked subconsciously.

　　"If it's useful to tell the teacher, then there will be no school violence!" What Li Yuan said is a reality, and even Zhuge Dali can often see such news on the Internet.

　　"What should I do?"

　　Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders: "As I said just now, where there is oppression, there is resistance. My classmate finally broke out, fighting the [-] Taibao alone, and they all cried and called their mothers!"

　　"One person playing thirteen? Are you dreaming?" Zhuge Dali clearly did not believe it.

　　"Tsk! You still don't believe it? The situation at the time was like this. My classmate had the Thirteen Taibao be blocked in the toilet, and he was about to be beaten up. When the dung bucket was full, I immediately picked up the dung scoop inside, and immediately swept the army with one move!"

　　Originally, Zhuge Dali was still in the brain scene, but after hearing this description, his face changed greatly. Before he could anger Li Yuan, he heard this guy ask himself again:

　　"Student Dali, have you heard of Pear Blossom Needle in Heavy Rain?"

　　"vomit!"

　　Zhuge Dali was directly defeated, his little face was twisted, he bent over and made a vomit posture, there was no way, that scene---and swept thousands of troops?Still raining pears?

　　The picture is too---too---

　　The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali +765!