Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

If it is replaced by some star-rated programs, the standard of review and control will inevitably be increased several times, at least some remarks will be direct! For example, after drinking, the content of the chat is not so correct! After chatting The matter of gold ignorance, the matter of ridiculing the national football team, the matter of picking up mobile phones and releasing hydrogen balloons, um, and the sentence Li Yuan said just now that a spring night is worth a thousand dollars, may all be deleted.

But here, let’s keep the original flavor! The veterans in the live broadcast room are also happy to watch this episode. Seeing Li Yuan in a drunken state and listening to his nonsense, they feel that they are very capable. Let people relax.

Anyway... Now Xiao Yueyue is a little moved by true feelings, and is a stranger in a foreign land, but now there is such a small cake in front of him, and there are candles! "Yue Yue, don't cry, I think it is still Make a wish first! Seriously and earnestly!"

Teacher He said jokingly.

Xiao Yueyue immediately sat upright and made a wish with his eyes closed. After brewing for a long time, he blew out the candle, and quickly picked up his moved emotions: "Okay, I made a wish, can we eat cake now?"

"What a wish"

Teacher Huang immediately followed and asked.

"You can't say it, it won't work if you say it!"

Teacher He quickly stopped it.

"Brother Yue won't wish for world peace."

Zhuge Dali said it subconsciously and looked at Yue Yunpeng, also very curious.

"No! In fact, I just wished that everyone could become rich, and everyone would have money to spend!"

Xiao Yueyue's wish is quite realistic.

After all, they are people who have come from hard times. They have a deep understanding of the troubles caused by family poverty.

"It's a good wish! It's the same as the country's strategic policy! Isn't this year we want to fully enter a moderately prosperous society!"

Teacher Huang laughed: "However, this wish still needs everyone's efforts to realize it!"

"Yes, yes! What Mr. Huang said makes sense, but I think to get rich, in fact, there are people who actively try to make money, and there are still many people who make money passively!"

Li Yuan continued to extend the topic.

"Xiaoyuan is very insightful about... making money! I told a lot of stories about making money at the beginning, why do you have any tricks to make money this time?"

Teacher He made a joke and winked at Li Yuan: Hurry up and share it with everyone!"

"His tricks to make money are all nonsense and completely unreliable!"

Zhu Dali immediately attacked, after all, he knew Li Yuan too well.

"This time it's true, let's make a wish! I remember that there is a river in our village, and many people usually put a wishing bottle in it, which is the kind of...write down a wish, then put it in it... !"

"There are really too many such wishing bottles, especially on Valentine's Day, Qixi Festival and other festivals, all the people in Wuyang and Wuyang throw bottles into the river!"

"Later, I specifically focused on this problem and began to suggest that everyone use plastic bottles. After all, if the glass bottle is broken, if someone goes into the river, it will be easily injured! Later, these people began to use plastic bottles!"

"plastic bottle"

Zhuge Dali didn't wait: when others spoke, they immediately criticized: "Plastic bottles are too polluting the environment. It takes two or three hundred years for plastic products to degrade!"

"You are doing bad things with good intentions, right?"

Xiao Yueyue also thought so, glass bottles are easy to break and hurt people, but plastic bottles pollute the environment, there is really no way to have the best of both worlds.

Huang Lei and He Jiong looked at each other and didn't say a word. As two seniors, they had already expected it. Li Yuan's words must have a following, just wait and listen.

Sure enough, Li Yuan immediately shook his head: "No no no! I have considered this issue, so when these people put the wishing bottles, I will go to the lower reaches of the river to pull the net, put away all these bottles, and then pack and sell them. Well, that's taking the initiative to make money!"

Huang Lei He Jiong immediately burst out laughing, Yue Yunpeng silently memorized this joke, and once again felt that today's trip was worthwhile, and it was full of rewards, but....... Classmate Dali stared again as usual. Li Yuan took a few glances.

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +66! The negative emotion value from Yue Yunpeng is +55! The negativity from Huang Lei, "You are a profiteer! The wishing bottle that people finally put away, you take it away and exchange it for others to let them I know I won't kill you!"

Zhuge Dali felt that if Li Yuan really did this, the safety issue would be too risky: "Your method of making money is simply unreliable to the limit!"

"Haha! Xiaoyuan is here to open up an idea for everyone. It doesn't mean that you must follow this method to make money, but you must exert your own initiative!"

Huang Lei gave a round, and then looked at Li Yuan: "Xiao Yuaner, didn't you just say that you have passive money? What does this mean?"

As soon as this question came out, everyone here, and even the veterans in the live broadcast room, immediately pricked up their ears, wanting to hear what else Li Yuan had to say.

He looked at Li Yuan and smiled slightly: "Then I have to talk about the head teacher of our senior year, who was really strict at that time, and brought unforgettable memories to all the students during that time! Even some My classmates will wake up from their dreams!”

This topic is too universal, as long as students who have gone through the third year of high school, I am afraid that they will be impressed in this life, and their nightmares are told neatly on the barrage.

Isn't there a saying like this, happy people are all alike, but unfortunate people each have their own senior high school teacher.

Li Yuan kept talking and continued: "After we graduated from high school, some classmates thought of a bad move, and put the head teacher's phone number directly on the street and posted a small advertisement, saying that it was collecting waste and junk! Prank revenge! , to relieve the pain in my heart!"

Immediately after the conversation changed: "But who would have thought that at the high school class reunion last year, I heard that our head teacher resigned and said that he had started a waste recycling business. I heard that you can earn several million a year!"

Speaking of which, Li Yuan looked around at everyone present and shrugged his shoulders: "I think this should be... passively making money to get rich!"

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"Hahaha! This trick is too bad, the teacher will wake up laughing if he dreams!"

"This is called planting flowers without intention, but planting willows and willows unintentionally to make shade!"

"Flying fortune!"

"! This head teacher would never have imagined that he would be a blessing in disguise and earn a million dollars a year!"

"I'm so envious of this head teacher! The classmates are also very particular, this is the retribution of the enemy!"

"On the Birth of a Millionaire!"

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The barrage in the live broadcast room was constantly changing, and the painful memories that had just been brought up were completely dissipated by the last divine turning point, and the atmosphere became cheerful again.

Negative sentiment values ​​continue to soar, wave after wave.

"Did you come up with such a damaging trick?"

Zhuge Dali looked at the essence through the phenomenon, directly locked the mastermind behind the scenes, and looked at Li Yuan.

"This and this can't be said! We do good things, and we always keep our names anonymous!"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders.

"It's not difficult for a person to do a good thing, what's difficult is to do a good thing for a lifetime, can't stick to it"

Teacher Huang got up and started cutting the cake, and asked Li Yuan casually.

"All I can get to now is... try to do as much good as possible!"

Li Yuan took a deep breath, cooperated with Teacher Huang, and they cut a piece and distributed it himself: "I went out a few days ago and saw an old grandmother sitting on the side of the road with a bowl at her feet, I felt Poor old lady!"

Li Yuan handed the cut cake to Teacher He while talking.

Teacher He took the birthday cake: "It's so pitiful, you can't express it"

"He's... an iron rooster, let him express it, it's not heart-wrenching!"

Zhuge Dali criticized Li Yuan instinctively: "I have to cry secretly in the bed!"

"You're wrong about that!"

Li Yuan smiled slightly: "At that time, I really didn't have any money with me. I rummaged through my pocket and it was only [-] yuan. I threw it into the bowl. After I threw it away, I ran away. I will never leave a name for good deeds!"

"But who knows how fast I ran, the old grandma even chased after me. I was really afraid that the old grandma was tired, so I stopped quickly. I said that the grandma really doesn't need to thank me, but alas"

, Having said this, Li Yuan sighed deeply and distributed all the cakes in his hand, one piece for each hand, and the last piece for himself.

But the cake was finished, but before the words were finished, it directly roused everyone's curiosity, and they all showed expressions of inquiry: "But what, hurry up and say it, don't sell it! I'll wait and remember here!"

Xiao Yueyue subconsciously blurted out, it's on the stock! Naturally, the more the better! Now I understand that Li Yuan can burst into stalks casually, so he can't miss any joke.

"Yeah! Hurry up, what's the matter?"

Mr. He was holding the cake and began to taste it impatiently: "If you don't... hurry up, say it later... I will confiscate your cake!"

"Okay! I say!"

Li Yuanhe smiled: "It wasn't until the grandma caught up with me that I didn't know that the old grandma was just... sitting on the side of the road, wanting to cool the water and take medicine easily!"

"puff!"

Xiao Yueyue's first bite of the cake he ate, lived up to expectations and sprayed it out, and even started to cough: "Cough! Cough! There is water in the bowl where I take the medicine."

"That's a bowl of boiled water, I thought it was empty! Alas"

Li Yuan let out a long sigh, and this sense of loss immediately made everyone feel happy.

The negative emotion value from Yue Yunpeng is +12! The negative emotion value from Huang Lei is +45! It is not only from everyone here, no matter...

It was a guest and said that the staff were all doing their best to exude negative emotions, even the old irons in the live broadcast room: "Hahahaha, didn't Li Yuan let the grandma kill him?"

"It's impossible to beat him to death, why didn't the grandma deceive him!"

"Yes, yes, if the grandma lies down directly, this is in line with common sense!"

"Why do you say it's hard to be a good person? If you're not careful, you'll fall into the trap!"

"Well, I've heard a sentence, it's not that the old man gets bad, but the bad guy gets old, and I think it makes perfect sense!"

"Good things cannot be done easily!"

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Although Huang Lei couldn't see the comments on the screen, he could hear the prompt from Director Wang Zheng in his ears. It's too late, it's alright! "Cough! Hurry up and eat the cake, what time is it? I think we all have to gain weight tomorrow, by the way, I also think of something!"

Mr. Huang suddenly slapped his thigh: "It's about... pouring water! You may all know that I have started running and fitness now. If there is no work arrangement, I will basically run in the morning and at night, and then lose weight!"

It's true that Huang Lei has been reminded to lose weight too many times. In the previous seasons, someone even made a special one, that is... Huang Lei's body shape process since the first season.

It is no exaggeration to say that Mr. Huang deliberately exercised before joining the group, so his body shape was acceptable, but from the second period, he gradually let go of himself.

From now on, the length of meat has to be calculated in kilograms! So at the beginning of this season, Huang Lei slowly developed the habit of running and fitness. Basically, when recording the program, he ran around the village in the morning.

But when I get home, I will exercise again in the evening.

Huang Lei thought of his own story and began to share it with everyone: "Where can I run without smelly feet? Basically, when I come back at night, I will wash my feet and change my shoes, unless I'm too tired, I won't move!"

"One day when I came home with slippers, your sister-in-law got angry and said my feet were too smelly, then turned around and ran to the bathroom to get me a basin of water, and then she started to clean up the room!"

"At that time, I was really moved. With a wife like this, what can a husband ask for! But she cleaned the room, then came over and poured out the water in my footbath, and later angrily scolded me for my feet. So stinky! Washing your feet doesn't help!"

"I'm wronged! I said that you poured the water on me before I even started. I thought the water was too hot to burn my feet, so I wanted to let it sit before I washed it, but who knew that you poured it without asking questions. Woolen cloth!"

"Your sister-in-law's temper is definitely not to blame. When she said that when she poured water just now, why didn't I stop it quickly, I would vomit blood when I heard it!"

Huang Lei found that everyone was looking at him seriously, and suddenly squeezed out a wry smile: "Alas! I finally said it straight, I said you took the basin away, I thought you wanted to mix some cold water for me to neutralize it. What about it! Who knew that you fell for me! I'm too miserable!"