Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

　　Chen He: "What did you say?"

　　Li Yuan: "I said it! Since then, Mr. Dongguo has been committed to promoting the establishment of the public health system, especially the resolute implementation: no defecation anywhere!"

　　"This has a profound impact on future generations and has made outstanding contributions to the construction of the national public health system!"

　　Where are all these?After Li Yuan finished this sentence, Chen He felt that his brain was about to become a pot of porridge: "Wait a minute, I'm a little messy now, I have to take a good job!"

　　"He'er, don't push it, you're finished, fine!" Huang Lei couldn't help laughing and crying.

　　"Taste?"

　　Chen He Yuejia's discovery was not right, because Teacher He and Zhuge Dali were all laughing and laughing, there must be something wrong.

　　"Hehe! You really have to be careful, black snake! Mosquito coil! In your arms! Scream! And you are not allowed to defecate anywhere!"

　　He Jiong stood up and jumped out one keyword after another:

　　"You have a good taste, do you have any inner taste?"*

Chapter 58 Calling Song Changying Together 【For Collection】

　　As the saying goes, this glass of wine in life, whoever drinks it will get drunk, and the more you taste in this glass of wine, the more flavorful it will be.

　　As a client, Chen He really didn't know the true face of Mount Lu, only because of the feeling of being in this mountain.

　　But after everyone's constant inspiration, all the clues were finally connected together, forming a perfect chain of evidence, a face like an eggplant beaten by frost, miserable:

　　"Xiaoyuan! You are wrong!"

　　"Huh?" Li Yuan looked at Chen Hena's eyes and asked quickly:

　　"What's the matter, Brother He?"

　　"Didn't you say there was a good result? Where is my good result? You didn't have a good result in this story. You gave Mr. Dongguo a bunch of that and put it in his arms, and it was hot, vomit!"

　　Speaking of which, Chen Heyi crooked his neck and vomited.

　　"I said it just now! Mr. Dongguo has been committed to the establishment of the public health system since then. Through his efforts, there have been fewer and fewer defecations anywhere, and the sanitary conditions have been significantly improved!"

　　"We will walk around with confidence, browse the beautiful scenery, and enjoy the good life!"

　　Chen He sat under the pergola and took a sip of tea:

　　"And what about himself? That's all? Do good people have to drink all the bitter wine? There's no benefit at all!"

　　"Oh! You're talking about Mr. Dongguo personally! It's also a big change!" The story Li Yuan told as an example was just following Chen He's words.

　　Chen He likened himself to Mr. Dongguo, and naturally assumed the role, hoping to get substantial benefits, and immediately his eyes lit up: "What has changed?"

　　"Mr. Dongguo's biggest change is that his eyesight is getting worse and worse, and finally he put on glasses!"

　　"Well, what you said makes sense. If Mr. Dongguo's eyesight is good, he won't ask everyone not to defecate anywhere in the end!" Chen He nodded, then stood up:

　　"Mr. Huang, Mr. He, I feel that my heart has been greatly traumatized. I have to leave! It hurts my self-esteem too much!"

　　With a look of grace and justice, Chen He waved his hand towards the camera, and the last sentence seemed to have a dialect tone that sounded familiar.

　　Zhuge Dali, who had been listening, was startled.

　　I thought that this was Li Yuan who really annoyed Chen He, otherwise people wouldn't be so angry and started yelling to leave.

　　Subconsciously, he wanted to ask Li Yuan to apologize quickly, but found that everyone seemed to be smiling except himself, as if something was not right.

　　"My back hurts when I'm sleeping, I'm nauseated when I eat, my head is confused, what's wrong! I've been chasing happiness all my life, and I understand what happiness is? Happiness is suffering!"

　　Li Yuan suddenly said a lot of words that Zhuge Dali couldn't understand, and also added special effects of northeastern dialect.

　　But don't say it, although I don't know why he said this suddenly, the feeling of deja vu is much stronger.

　　Chen He also stopped abruptly, turned his head, and received the code:

　　"Some people pay for food and drink, some pay for songs, some pay for beauty treatments, some pay for massages, today I'll hire a good job, some people pay, hire me to chat with others!"

　　It was another Dongfeng-flavored line, and it seemed to be similar to Li Yuan's line. After Chen He finished speaking, he suddenly turned to look at Li Yuan:

　　"Comrade, is that you?"

　　Li Yuan smiled and cooperated: "Yes! It's me!"

　　Eyes met, crackling, Huang Lei cleared his throat, the camera flashed across in an instant, and then gave him a close-up:

　　"Cough, then I'll say a few words! Changying! It's time to go home for dinner!"

　　Zhuge Dali felt as if his IQ should be recharged. What happened?Why does it seem like I can't understand it all for a moment?

　　What did Chen He and Li Yuan mean?Who is Mr. Huang Lei calling?Is all this a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?

　　"Teacher He?" In desperation, Zhuge Dali could only turn to He Jiong for guidance.

　　He Jiong just found out that this girl is about to be driven crazy:

　　"Chen He said that he was going to leave just now, which hurt his self-esteem. That line was from the sketch "The Hourly Worker", so Xiaoyuan immediately understood it and followed it for a while!"

　　"The paragraph that Xiaoyuan followed is still the opening remarks, the first paragraph. He He reacted to it later, and the second paragraph of lines seamlessly connected immediately!"

　　He Jiong was also quite surprised just now. In fact, everyone knows that Chen He can't be angry, let alone leave. One is that he doesn't have such a big-name temper, and the other is that Li Yuan's joking scale is absolutely fine.

　　So when Chen He said he was going to leave just now, he must be playing tricks.

　　But Li Yuan's sentence "Go away! It hurts self-esteem!" was directly linked to the original sketch. This is the most surprising part.

　　Chen Hehui said that the second paragraph is nothing, one is acting professional, and sometimes he will use sketches to practice his hands, and the other is also used in some variety shows.

　　It is worthy of being an opponent and a good talent. If it is replaced by another person, I am afraid that there is no way to cooperate with Li Yuan so tacitly.

　　"Then---who is Song Changying?"

　　Zhuge Dali continued to ask questions.

　　"It's Sister Dandan. That sketch just now is the sketch of Teacher Zhao and Sister Dandan. You must be studying too hard, and you forgot this sketch!"

　　He Jiong also directly gave Zhuge Dali an excuse to save the girl from embarrassment.

　　"Nuclear bomb! Have you finished counting? Hurry up and ask when Changying will come?"

　　When Huang Lei's voice passed, Teacher He actually stood up directly.

　　"Changying! When are you coming! Look at what the children think of you, the sketches are all memorized for you! This is a tribute to you! Hurry up and report here!"

　　He Jiong also began to greet the camera.

　　Nuclear bomb?Or poached eggs?

　　"Mr. He's nickname is the nuclear bomb?" Zhuge Dali had some guesses in his heart.

　　But why seems to Li Yuan know so much, subconsciously winked at Li Yuan, must quickly find out.

　　After all, this feeling that everyone knows, but I don't understand, is really uncomfortable. Li Yuan came over and squatted down to count the last wave of corn: "What's wrong?"

　　"What's Mr. He's name? Is it a nuclear bomb? What's going on?"

　　Zhuge vigorously lowered his voice and asked in a low voice.

　　"Hey! This is it! Do you know how Teacher He's Dan came from?" Li Yuan replied in a low voice, and Zhuge Dali frowned.

　　Zhuge Dali: "How come?"*

Chapter 59 Shocked!Taiji magic and medical martial arts practitioners【Please order first】

A total of 178 corns were harvested today, and Mr. He came forward to directly round up 180 corns, Li Yuan came forward, still 180 corns, and Mr. Huang came forward 188 corns.

A final decision! Counting yesterday's credit, Mushroom House has 964 debts! It's a bit appalling! Teacher He, Chen He, Li Yuan, and Zhuge Dali took turns to wash and clean up. After all, they were all sweaty. You can continue to work.

Wearing skewers! Huang Lei exchanged with the program group including fresh mutton, beef tendon, and chicken wings.

They all need to be marinated and flavored to meet the standard of stringing, so in the afternoon, they are basically marinating, and have not worn a few strings yet.

Now there are many people and great strength, and the progress is fast! The lights in the yard are on, the charcoal is lit, and the meat skewers on the grill are accompanied by the roasting, and the fragrance has slowly diffused.

Just smelling it makes one's appetite open.

After all, it's summer, and making skewers has become a relaxing habit for most people. It doesn't mean how many skewers must be eaten, but there must be a sense of ritual.

Brother Piao was having fun in the yard, scurrying back and forth, and he couldn't help but want to taste it for a long time.

Huang Lei has begun to enter the crayfish cooking mode, and the work of grilling skewers is presided over by Mr. He.

Compared with the host of the show, the host of the skewer is a bit powerless, the fan is fanning, and the smoke is whirling, Li Yuan really can't stand it: "Mr. He, let me come!"

"It's okay, you've been tired all day!"

Teacher He is quite considerate, knowing that Li Yuan is a strong worker today, and his physical exertion is quite large.

"Mr. He, you just let him come, he can't do anything else, but fanning the flames must be the first!"

Zhuge vigorously curled his lips, not letting go of the slightest chance to hit Li Yuan.

"Little comrade, don't ignore this work, do you know the three great Shaolin monks who are not known to everyone in the world?"

Li Yuan took the palm fan from He Jiong's hand and asked while fanning.

"what"

Zhuge Dali really didn't know much about these miscellaneous studies.

"The sweeper must be in there!"

Chen He started to answer.

"That's right!"

Li Yuan gave a positive look: "The three gods, the water-carrying monk Jueyuan, have a total of 310 dans of water! Burn the fire-god monk and fire foreman, and create the Shaolin in the Western Regions! The sweeping god-monk is even more cultivated, and Murong Bo is harmonious. Xiao Yuanshan is no match!"

"Believe in your evil!"

Zhuge Dali rolled his eyes, anyway... I don't understand, he always calculates according to nonsense: "People are burning fire, you are also burning fire, what have you burned and what martial arts have you learned?"

"That's it!"

Li Yuan smiled slightly: "Martial arts can actually be called an art of martial arts, and the emphasis is on learning to sing!"

"what"