Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Holding his chin, Chen He looked at Li Yuan with a resentful expression: "If I hadn't sat here and listened to your words, I really thought it was too funny just now!"

What Chen He said is so right, many funny things usually happen to others, which makes people suddenly burst into laughter.

It's like saying that in cross talk, there are Yu Qian who is hilarious, and Guo Degang who is hilarious. It is always Yu Qian who is injured, and everyone will laugh at it. After all, everyone can imagine that when you think about it now: Yu Qian's father The old man Wang is the green hat of the eight iron hat kings in the capital who was born in the Manchu Zhengheiqi and lives in Pimpiao Hutong! Wang, also serves as the commander of the Mongolian navy.

This is also the case now, Huang Lei is leading everyone, and they all want to beat Li Yuan with a slap in the face, but all the old irons in the live broadcast room are going crazy with joy: "Hahahaha, awesome! I thought we were going to unveil the historical prelude of a bloody storm!"

"That's right! When Mr. He listed the data, I felt my heart beating faster and thumping!"

"The mysterious veil that was almost lifted was actually covered by Li Yuan again!"

"It's awesome! I think Mr. Huang is going to beat someone just now!"

"Don't you see that Teacher He is about to cry!"

"Damn, can you stop being so funny, my hands in the squat here fell into the toilet pit!"

"I rub it! Something went wrong. There is a big brother in our gym who is doing a bench press. Listening to Li Yuan's words, Le Li lost his strength and smashed the barbell. 12 First aid came!"

"No pictures, no truth! You also have a live broadcast upstairs!"

"Li Yuan is poisonous, and my mind is full of those two fish now!"

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It's like an endless amount of negative emotions, radiating from the minds and bodies of thousands of netizens.

Then through the automatic cruise, it is directly gathered into the system panel and turned into today's wealth value.

"It's better to let you meet a gang boss, just because of your mouth, you must be beaten up:!"

Zhuge Dali was still indignant.

I was waiting to hear about the underworld situation for [-] years, but you actually gave me a constellation to commemorate it. While talking, you gave Li Yuan a stern look.

"Look at what you said, you really think that those big bosses are unreasonable and will kill people if they don't agree. How can it be staged on TV!"

When Li Yuan said this, Zhuge Dali immediately pouted: "You seem to know more!"

"Hey! Let's put it this way! The time of these bosses is also very precious. When you sleep late in bed, people will get up at six o'clock. When you stay up late playing games and clubbing, they will rest on time at nine o'clock. !"

"They don't smoke, and they don't drink outside. Maybe most of the day is thinking, and they also learn to recharge, like a sponge, constantly absorbing knowledge!"

Seeing what Li Yuan said was really serious, Huang Lei and He Jiong looked at each other and felt inconceivable, and Chen He directly retorted: "Don't talk nonsense, people are so good, they still learn to charge and read books honestly. what did he draw?"

"Hey! You are asking the right question. Of course, what you want is to reduce your sentence! Who doesn't want to come out early and be a new person!"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders.

"You're in jail!"

Huang Lei and He Jiong spoke in unison and responded the fastest.

"Well! Now the national security control is so strict and standardized, and the gangsters are still being eradicated. Where are the gang bosses, all those bosses are concentrated in prisons for reform!"

Seeing that Zhuge Dali was about to take the Xiaolai in his hand, Li Yuan quickly raised his hand: "Why! Let me tell you, if you smash it over, maybe it will cause trouble, and then I will send you in to see those big guys! "

"Go in and go in! You think I'm afraid of you! If you have the ability, you can find your Pisces boss!"

Zhuge Dali was about to go berserk, and this guy deeply stimulated him.

The crayfish in his hand suddenly shoved into his mouth with anger, as if he was biting Li Yuan to relieve his anger, and suddenly inspiration came: "I don't believe what he said is true, he must be teasing you, you two fools! Drink at the table, talk to you, and you will take it seriously"

The more you think about it, the more likely it is.

There is nothing wrong with what he said, Chen He pinched his chin: "I'll be fair! Dali raised this question just now, and the gang boss will definitely not reveal his identity casually!"

"Hey! I didn't expect you to really guess it!"

Li Yuan paused for a while, and finally nodded, with a rather serious expression: "Indeed, this boss is not as simple as we thought!"

"To be honest, I was really impressed by his... Pisces tattoo, so even after a long time, I suddenly saw him on the street and recognized him at a glance. I really didn't expect that he would actually "

Speaking of this, Li Yuan took a deep breath, and facing the curious eyes from everyone, thought for a while before slowly saying: "I really didn't expect that he was actually: drug dealer!"

One stone stirred up a thousand waves! Huang Lei and He Jiong's faces changed! Wang Zheng, who was sitting in front of the monitor, was sitting on the ponytail lazily. Damn it! It’s bad! It’s normal to chat about such a topic.... It’s understandable, but now the key problem is that the live, live broadcast is going on simultaneously. How can you just talk about this kind of illegal and criminal activities? Entering the topic! "Are you sure"

Huang Lei narrowed his eyes slightly, friends who knew him well knew that if he did this, it meant that he was really not joking.

"Xiaoyuan, don't talk nonsense, this problem is quite serious!"

He Jiong also reminded Li Yuan again: "If it really happened, we must hurry up and provide relevant clues to the police!"

Chen He and Zhuge Dali were equally cautious: "You must call the police quickly! This kind of thing must be done as soon as possible!"

In the face of everyone's questioning, Li Yuan finally nodded: "I did see it with my own eyes, right by the roadside, on the blanket he placed!"

"Why do you dare to set up a stall so boldly that you are not afraid of being seen by others?"

Chen He opened his mouth wide, like in such a situation, according to the plot of the movie, doesn't it say that we should find a hidden place? Some underground parking lot on the rooftop or some corners! "It has to be seen! If no one is there See, where to go to attract customers, this big brother is still carrying that kind of... speakers, that is... the kind of speakers for square dancing!"

Li Yuan also made an action to open the speaker, and when he spoke again, the sound was artistically processed again, and even seemed to have a little electronic sound effect: "Hello, customers, the factory directly sells special effects cockroach medicine and bed bug medicine. , rat poison, kill cockroaches, kill bed bugs, kill mice, eat and die, if you don't eat it, you will die as soon as you smell all kinds of special poisons, harmless to the human body, environmental protection and safety"

The negative emotion value from Chen He is +66! The negative emotion value from Huang Lei is +66! The negative emotion value from He Jiong is +66! The negative emotion value from Dali is +66! + Chen Hebai glanced at him and let out a long sigh: "Fuck you! Dare you, that big guy is selling this poison! It made me shudder for most of the day!"

"This kid may be really itchy!"

Huang Lei pointed at Li Yuan from afar.

"I call you Pi! I call you Pi!"

Zhuge Dali, who has always been a ruthless man who doesn't talk much, has come around Li Yuan's back at some point, and his hands directly grabbed his neck, shaking it back and forth.

Why do you say that the people who know you best are basically your opponents! For the past two days, Zhuge Dali, who was fighting with Li Yuan, felt the inappropriateness in advance. According to her opinion of Li Yuan I understand, so I bypassed it in advance.

Now that I heard the advertisement about rat poison or something, I finally got angry. The Jiuyin White Bone Claw was used to strangle the neck. It was enough! Li Yuan was really caught off guard, and his head was shaking , This girl was so hard that she didn't drink too much, and she didn't feel dizzy at first, but she almost gave a dizzy effect: "Cough! Stop! Stop! I'm running out of breath!"

Fortunately, there are two seniors, Huang Lei and He Jiong, who tried to persuade them. After all, Chen He must not be counted on in this matter. This guy is watching the fun! That's not good!"

Huang Lei began to persuade people.

"Yeah! Give Xiaoyuan'er a breath! You can continue to fight tomorrow!"

Teacher He also began to persuade people.

"Humph! Today, in the face of Mr. Huang and Mr. He, I will let you live. If you still don't repent, I will show you what it means to die!"

Zhuge released his hand vigorously and snorted lightly towards Li Yuan.

"I can't do it anymore, I think I'm having trouble breathing now, you have to be responsible!"

Li Yuan grabbed Zhuge Dali's arm with a backhand: "Don't try to run, tell you, if you don't have 500 yuan, [-] yuan, this matter is not over!"

"roll!"

Zhuge vigorously stretched out his hand and shook it away: "I still touched the porcelain, corrupted money, and it's hard to breathe, why don't you say let me give you artificial respiration to save your life?"

"Hey! That's fine!"

Li Yuan immediately swept away his terminally ill state, and raised Zhuge Dali's eyebrows.

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali was +77! It was just a moment ago... fast-talking, without going through the brain, and with a bit of alcohol on it for anesthesia.

After reacting now, Zhuge Dali suddenly felt a little embarrassed, and stomped his feet embarrassedly: "Thinking beautiful!"

Li Yuan: "How about I give you five thousand"

Zhuge Dali: "Go away!"

"OK OK!"

He Jiong held up the enamel jar: "Don't patronize the two of you and fight, I suggest that this cup should be respected to Chen He, and everyone invites us to the hot pot restaurant to eat and drink for nothing, toast!"

Mr. He began to adjust the rhythm. It was suitable for both movement and stillness. When it should be noisy, it must be noisy, and when it should be relaxed, it must be soothed. Just like hosting "Quick Book", he fully understands the truth of overdoing it.

"Uh did I say that?"

Chen He picked up the cup subconsciously, was a little stunned, and looked at Teacher He: "I think I said a discount."

"What's the discount: If you don't invite everyone to eat and drink for free, I will break your bones at that time!"

Huang Lei also began to hold the cup: "All in all, Chen He is here as a guest today, and we must fulfill the friendship of the landlords!"

"The landlord's house is...that's how it treats me!"

Chen He grimaced.

"What else do you want to do to you! Look at today's dish and say whether it's tough or not"

Li Yuan took the initiative to touch Chen He's enamel tank.

"It's hard....hard! But it's all about being a song to the wine and the moon. Do you have to give my brother a piece of it!"

Chen He finally found a way to embarrass Li Yuan, which is to create a problem for him: "What about the song, you were so angry with everyone just now, you should be punished!"

"Sing"

"OK!"

Chen He put his arms around Li Yuan's shoulder and whispered, "Will it be possible to touch at ten eight?"

Look at his small form, but also the rhythm of the song!

Chapter 62 Highly poisonous things, there must be an antidote within seven steps

Speaking of Chen He, he said that the dumplings are delicious but not delicious. It seems that when he was chatting with Li Yuan, he let himself go even more and started to tease him with a little bit of meat.

"I really don't know that!"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders: "How about Brother He, give me a sample first?"

"Proofing"

Chen He pointed to Li Yuan: "You brat is going to do something again, if I sing for a while... I won't let the director kill me! Or let Mr. Huang sing, anyway... Mr. Huang's surname is Huang! "

"I"

Huang Lei didn't hear what these two were whispering just now, but it was....... Knowing that Chen Hezheng Li Yuan sang, who knew that the fire would burn on his head again: "I can't do it. It's old! It's old! It has to be a young man! Yuaner, just come over, we'll pay you if you sing well, but if you don't sing well, we'll die!"

"Haha, yes! Our sincerity is enough!"

He Jiong also joined the army that encouraged Li Yuan to sing, and began to take the lead in clapping his hands: "Come on!"

"one comes!"

"one comes!"