Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

All the old irons are swiping the screen in the live broadcast room, He Jiong and Chen He are still there: while waiting stupidly: "Hey, hey! "

Li Yuan slowly turned his head, took a deep breath, and brought out a touch of bitterness: "I have a story, do you have wine?"

"Don't worry, I'll serve it!"

Huang Laoyuan said in a direct voice, "Clean up the table and start building immediately! Vigorously, bring this plate up! Don't be idle, come and serve the dishes!"

Stir-fried squid, boiled prawns in white water, spicy fried clams, and spicy crabs, this table is indeed a seafood feast, except for cucumbers and shredded potatoes.

Old rules, disguised drinks, but not beer, after all, it is only right to eat seafood with white wine, the best match should be seafood with Maotai, life is not in vain.

Five of the five were seated, Huang Lei and He Jiong in the middle, Chen He next, Li Yuan on the outermost side, and Zhuge Dali sitting on the other side, the two looked at each other from a distance.

"Oh, time flies so fast, He He Ming'er is leaving, you're exhausted, He He"

Huang Lei looked at Chen He, this is indeed an old friend of Mushroom House, and they get along well, otherwise they will continue to invite.

"Hey! Mr. Huang, I can endure the tiredness of the body, but the key point is the tiredness of the heart! I don't know where the director discovered Li Yuan, it's just... a devil!"

Chen He began to summarize the mental journey of the past two days: "Before I came, I was ready to die of exhaustion in the mushroom house, but I was determined to die. Who knew that I didn't die of exhaustion, and almost gave me euphoria. If you haven’t been euthanized, you’re going to piss me off, if you’re not pissed off, I’m going to have to be beaten to death by my wife when I get home, I’m really miserable!”

"Sounds a little miserable!"

He Jiong patted Chen He on the shoulder and began to comfort him: "But it's okay, think about us, we are with Xiaoyuaner every day, aren't we still alive and well!"

"Mr. He, I suspect that Li Yuan deliberately left you a way to survive! Otherwise, no one will play with him!"

Chen He picked up the enamel jar: "Stop talking, it's all in the wine!"

"Let's toast together, let's see Chen He off in advance! I wish him a good journey!"

Huang Lei picked up the tank and motioned for everyone to cooperate with Chen He, but just after saying this, Chen He sprayed.

"Cough! Cough!"

Chen He patted his chest: "Mr. Huang, don't be so scary, okay! It's like I'm going to be like that tomorrow!"

Chen He, who looked resentful, found that the mushroom house had changed. Since Li Yuan joined, the mushroom house has become even more terrifying: "By the way, Li Yuan, your love story just now is not over yet! Go on!"

"love story"

Zhuge Dali repeated it subconsciously and looked at Li Yuan: "Aren't you single?"

"Single now!"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders and swallowed the shrimp in his mouth: "I think I was also a flower in my prime, and attracted countless girls to compete! You don't believe it."

Seeing Zhuge Dali start to curl his lips, Li Yuanyi said sternly: "Why didn't I dare to skip class when I was studying? It's not because I'm too handsome and eye-catching. As long as I don't come, the teacher can see it at a glance!"

"This is just a little bit of proof of that!"

Zhuge vigorously continued to curl his lips.

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +55! "Tsk! Then think about it, why I am still working hard and striving to be positive. It is because I don't want others to gossip and say that I am in addition to... ..is nothing but handsome!"

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +66! "Yuan'er! Did you steal a drink just now, why did you get up so quickly!"

Huang Lei stretched out his chopsticks and took some shredded potatoes for Li Yuan: "Hurry up and eat the food, and press it!"

"Okay, okay! Then I'll continue with the previous topic. Why can a girl give me food in the middle of the night? It's impossible for ordinary people to do it."

Seeing that everyone was calm, obviously doubting themselves, this is not bad, but Li Yuan's temper has to show real evidence, and he took a deep breath: "If you still don't believe it, I'll bring my phone over. , we can check it out on the spot, I gave the girl a five-star 55 praise last time!"

"puff!"

Huang Lei took a sip of high-quality liquor and sprayed it out. Fortunately, when he lowered his head, he sprayed it all on his trousers: "Cough! Cough! Your kid ordered takeout!"

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"Hey! What does this takeaway girl look like?"

Chen He winked at Li Yuan: "If you are ashamed of flowers, you can also ask if they have a boyfriend!"

"It's too direct! How can you say so exaggeratedly, you have to confess when someone delivers you a meal."

He Jiong felt that what Chen He said was a little unreliable.

"That's not true, I just want Xiaoyuan to feel the beatings of the society and the taste of being rejected! Otherwise, this kid won't wake up!"

Chen Hehe smiled, and the topic returned to Li Yuan's lack of friends.

"I haven't considered this yet. After all, I am young and young, so I still have to make a contribution first!"

As soon as Li Yuan said this, he was very impassioned, and Chen He immediately rejoiced: "Why do you still make achievements and make careers the most important thing, so what are the great achievements, career blueprints, great ideals, etc.?"

The beer that Chen He drank yesterday was replaced by white one today, which seemed to be a little over the top. His face was already slightly drunk, and a series of questions came directly.

In fact, just exchanged cups, except... Zhuge Dali didn't seem to have two sips, everyone drank a lot, after all, this is a farewell to Chen He, not more than two sips, that's not enough... grand .

Huang Lei said without exaggeration, it was already the second cup.

Li Yuan smiled slightly, although he felt a little dizzy, but it did not affect the deep and distant vision of his eyes: "You may not believe it when I say it, my great ideal is to be a billionaire like my father!"

Huh! What is the word shocking! As soon as this statement came out, Huang Lei, He Jiong, Chen He and Zhuge Dali were all stunned and looked at each other. The last time Li Yuan showed off his wealth, he knew it was a joke, but this time, "Don't talk nonsense every day. Now, so many dishes can't stop your mouth!"

Zhuge Dali firmly believed that Li Yuan was running the train with his mouth full again, after all, he had a lesson from the past.

Huang Lei and He Jiong also felt something, and smiled without saying a word.

"No! Xiaoyuan, what kind of family are you, a local tyrant's family, then I have to curry favor with you!"

Chen He held his chin and narrowed his eyes slightly, as if he was about to fall asleep again.

Li Yuan said truthfully: "The family of the local tyrants is.... It can't be called a well-off! By the way, I said to be a billionaire like my father, don't get me wrong, billions Being a millionaire is my dad's ideal, I am inheriting my father's aspirations and forging ahead,,,! One family, one dream!"

"Hey! After a long time, your dad's ideal is to be rich, and your ideal is to be rich too!"

He Jiong pointed at Li Yuan: "I knew that you didn't have to bow your head just now! It would be a pity if you didn't hold such a thick thigh!"

"Hey! Ideal, this is the ideal Li Yuan smiled and held the glass. Everyone's wine in the glass is another game, the wine is in the throat, spicy but mellow and soft, drinking white wine in summer is strong enough! Huang Lei stretched out his hand and started peeling it. Shrimp, one or two, peeled out the snow-white, put into the small bowl of sauce, maybe also saw that Zhuge Dali seemed to be a little inactive, and pushed it in front of her: "Dali! What is your ideal?"

Huang Lei asked.

"Actually, I really don't have any ideals, that is... I keep studying and studying. Before, I was thinking of waiting until I graduate from graduate school, and then I can continue my blog and continue to study, but now I am a little shaken!"

Zhuge Dali was answering this question very seriously. Although he didn't drink much alcohol, the effect of alcohol did not diminish at all.

After all, the more common people who don't drink much, the easier it is to be tricked.

"I feel like I spend a long time in my life devoted to reading, it seems a bit wasted time, and it seems that I still have a lot of fun things to do!"

Indeed, this is the true feeling of Zhuge Dali, no matter how extraordinary her IQ is, even how handy she is in learning, even if exams are a treasure for her.

She had to admit the fact that most of her time from childhood to adulthood was spent in... studying, and this time she was selected to join the mushroom house, which gave her a new way of life, eating, Go to sleep and hit Li Yuan! It's more exciting than studying! Li Yuan leaned back in his chair, and there was not much left of the sumptuous seafood feast on the table: "I think there's nothing wrong with you reading more books."

"Well why do you say that?"

Zhuge Dali was in a state of conflict and hesitation for the past two days. Hearing Li Yuan say this, he subconsciously wanted to hear his thoughts.

After all, the stone of the mountain can attack jade, perhaps Li Yuan has such other viewpoints, which can help him get out of hesitation.

"Because tsk! My brain, how do you say that sentence?"

Li Yuan scratched his head, feeling that there was something in his mouth but he couldn't say it.

Huang Lei, He Jiong, and Chen He all looked over, looking at Li Yuan like this, they all wanted to help him: "What are you talking about, think about it!"

"It's just... that sentence: people should read more according to what they do."

"If you are ugly, you should read more!"

Huang Lei, He Jiong, and Chen He 3 simply... said it in unison, and then immediately turned to look at Zhuge Dali in the next moment.

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +77! The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +99! The initial luck of Hu Chi Hu Chi, after all, there are still three people separated from Li Yuan, which is a bit beyond the attack range, "Bao"

Immediately got up, and simply walked over.

At this moment, the phone in the room rang, and Li Yuan, who had already wanted to leave the battlefield, immediately seized this rare opportunity: "Calling! Calling!"

While Li Yuan was talking, he was already running towards the house, Zhuge gritted his teeth vigorously, looked at Li Yuan who was fleeing, and followed quickly.

"I'll go over and listen to see who my friend is!"

He Jiong almost forgot that there were still guests coming, and got up with a smile, but Li Yuan had already answered the phone at this time: "Welcome from the Mushroom House Hall!"

"Some people pay for beauty, some people pay for music, some people pay for massage, some people pay for chatting, today I'm hiring a good job, and some people pay me to go to mushrooms to eat and drink for free!"

He Jiong's footsteps were much quicker with such a familiar tone and lines, just such a sentence: "Sister Dandan is Sister Dandan, is it really coming?"

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Li Yuan turned his head and glanced at Mr. He who was running, and said in a low voice, "How could it be Mr. Chang Ying? Come here directly, we will recognize it in minutes, definitely not!"

"exactly!"

He Jiong asked Li Yuan to remind him, and he suddenly realized that if he hadn't been drinking, he wouldn't have made such a low-level mistake: "Ask who she is"

Li Yuan took the order and cleared his throat: "You let the blind man go to the South Pole: he can't find the North at all, you let the cerebral thrombosis go to the lower fork, he can't reach his legs at all, you let the Malaysian monkey wear a cheongsam, it can't see the beauty at all You want to come to the mushroom house to eat and drink for nothing, ahem, it's so beautiful!"

Ho! As expected of the master of sound art, whoever is on the other end of the phone imitated a classic line from Teacher Dandan, and Li Yuan here immediately followed up.

The water words commonly used in Uncle Benshan's sketches, jams, pauses, stretches, squeezes, and coughs are all presented one by one.

It's absolutely true. Teacher Dandan's imitators are very powerful, and Li Yuan imitates Uncle Benshan, which seems to be even better. They work together to make fun of each other. He asked: "Hahahaha, dare to ask this friend's last name?"

On the other end of the phone, Mr. Dandan's classic lines continued: "My name is Wei Shufen, female, 29 years old, unmarried, I was born in the old society, grew up under the red flag, walked in the spring breeze, ready to cross the century.

Thinking about the past, looking at the present, I come and go, so I pop up a menu."

Li Yuan looked at Teacher He and continued to stick his head, and handed over the microphone directly. He Jiong waved his hand, indicating that Li Yuan was still in charge of communication: "Ask her what menu comes up."

"Pork ribs stewed with lotus root, sauerkraut stick bones, fat sausage, yam slices!"

On the other end of the phone, the menu stopped halfway through, and paused for two minutes: "No way, I'm already hungry, I'm going to find something to eat first, remember what I ordered! hang up!"

There was a click, the phone hung up, and then there was a blind beep.

This... female guest is still a resolute character, she hangs up when she says she hangs up the phone, without delay for a minute.

"Mr. He, who is it?"

Zhuge Dali had been listening by the side just now, but her listening level was really at a loss, except...knowing that this... deliberately imitating Teacher Dandan, she had no clue at all.

"I didn't hear it, it hung up too fast!"