Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Li Yuan decided to fight for his reputation.

Zhuge vigorously turned his head and looked at the black date tree next to him, as if the one Li Yuan told last time...the story about black dates and sheep dung eggs... just like what happened a few days ago, and his memory is still fresh.

"Sister Ling, Sister Xiaofei!"

In order to further consolidate his alliance of beating Li Yuan, Zhuge Dali immediately shared the story of Li Yuan's nonsense.

The three women gathered together and whispered. Later, Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei all took a look at Li Yuan, which was meaningful, and seemed to be making up for the similarities between sheep dung eggs and black jujube fruit.

In the face of Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei, who were deeply poisoned by Zhuge Dali, Li Yuan knew that his tall image must have been greatly slandered, but he was not the same.

"Humph!"

Zhuge Dali was triumphant, looking at Li Yuan's helpless expression, his heart was overwhelmed, and he suddenly remembered the topic just now: "What did you just say to ask me a question, please ask!"

Li Yuan took a deep breath and reorganized his language: "Just ask, you know what comes out of your butt, but you can still eat it"

The negative emotion value from Jia Ling is +12! The negative emotion value from Zhang Xiaofei is +34! The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +56! Immediately there were bad associations, especially the violent Zhuge Dali.

"Are you disgusting"

Zhuge raised his hand vigorously and punched Li Yuanlai.

Fortunately, Li Yuan had anticipated it earlier, and he switched positions and avoided it perfectly. Just as he was about to do so, he heard Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei cheering on this girl: "Strength! Come on! Go!"

"Strong! Come on! Don't stop!"

With two supporters, Zhuge Dali was like, fighting with chicken blood, pressing step by step, his small fists were like raindrops, dancing tightly, and he had to beat Li Yuan violently on the spot.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Li Yuan shouted: "Can you hear me finish!"

Forcibly shot, hit [-] consecutive hits, although he didn't hit Li Yuan at once, he was still tired enough, Zhuge vigorously gasped and took the opportunity to rest for a while: "Okay! You say it!"

"I didn't ask you just now what comes out of your butt, but can you still eat it? There are too many correct answers: eggs, goose eggs, goose eggs, ostrich eggs, all of them can be eaten! Honey too!"

Li Yuan directly announced the correct answer crackling, and had to criticize the three women all at once: "You guys! What are you thinking about in your mind is really disappointing!"

Indeed, one point! After Li Yuan said a bunch of eggs just now, Jia Ling, Zhang Xiaofei and Zhuge Dali were all stunned. It was too simple. Why did he suddenly think of such a disgusting thing just now? The reason is all to blame. The black jujube tree, the more to blame is... Li Yuan, so, the injustice has the first debt and the owner, this justice must be recovered! Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei gave Zhuge Dali a wink, after all, this is where Zhuge Dali is the most attacked Right, it's really not suitable to talk about age and seniority.

Zhuge Dali, who understood it, rolled up his arms and sleeves, and he was about to continue his unfinished action.

Just look at Li Yuan's expression of hating iron but not steel, and then he dares to point his finger at everyone.

"You guys!"

From Jia Ling to Zhang Xiaofei, and then to Zhuge Dali, Li Yuan pointed one by one, the expression on his face, from disappointment, to despair, to helplessness, he was definitely a movie king.

"Alas! Don't you have any other advantages besides... good looks?"

Nani was stunned by Jia Ling, who was waiting to watch the excitement, but then he burst out laughing: "Okay, you! This flattery is just amazing! Tsk tsk! You want to say that Xiaofei and Dali look good, I also recognized it, you want to say that I am good-looking, hum!"

"I also like your style of telling the truth!"

Zhang Xiaofei and Zhuge Dali also laughed together, and even the urge to beat Li Yuan just now seemed to vanish in an instant.

Laughing and laughing, Zhuge Dali suddenly felt as if something was not right, and frowned: "No! That's not what I was talking about just now, please interrupt! Just interrupt! I almost fell for your trick of trolling tigers and mountains. now!"

"Well what did you talk about just now?"

Li Yuan asked the question knowingly.

Zhuge Dali said directly: "That's... That is to say, if your friend is leaving, even if you tie her with a chain, she can't tie her up, and then you say you should have a way! If I don't remember you, I'll say it again. !"

"no, I'm fine!"

Li Yuan raised his hand and rubbed the bridge of his nose: "What I'm talking about is... the topic just now. The reason why I talk about this egg example is mainly to remind everyone that looking at problems requires thinking from many aspects and angles!"

"How many aspects and angles"

Jia Ling then asked.

"Isn't it true that if my girlfriend is leaving, I can't tie it even with an iron chain? But if we change the angle, let's not use an iron chain, but try a gold one."

Just after Li Yuan finished speaking, the three women looked at each other! Iron chain gold chain

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"Hahahaha! There's nothing wrong with Li Yuan's trick! The golden chain is...it works better than the iron chain!"

"Well, from my own experience, it does!"

"Damn, Li Yuan, why didn't you say that I just broke up last week, is it still useful now?"

"Although it doesn't seem right, but it makes sense, it's contradictory!"

"Booming in a trance!"

"! Li Yuan must be a man with a story!"

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Netizens in the live broadcast room commented one after another, applauding Li Yuan's insight and insight, and even Zhuge Dali thought deeply: "Although what you said makes some sense, it is necessary to improve treatment to retain talent, but your way of expressing it makes some sense. No, it's as if girls love vanity a lot!"

Li Yuan doesn't quite agree with this kind of criticism: "It's not about love or vanity, I think this actually reflects a kind of sincerity! It's like when a buddy of my high school confessed like a girl, and the girl said that as long as he gave it A flashlight, I would like to be with him!"

"Flashlight"

Jia Ling as the leader, including Zhang Xiaofei and Zhuge Dali, all subconsciously repeated it, and he did not quite understand the meaning of this gift.

After thinking about it, Jia Ling felt as if he had guessed the truth: "Is that girl a resident student? The school dormitory will turn off the lights at night. If you have a flashlight, you can study a little more at night..."

Zhang Xiaofei nodded immediately: "Yes! It's really painful to turn off the lights at school. Sometimes I can't finish cleaning it at all, and I don't have time to wash my hair!"

"Looks like you really need a flashlight!"

Zhuge Dali felt the same way: "I bought one myself when I was in high school! It's still charging! By the way, did your classmate give it away?"

"Send it!"

Li Yuan listened to Zhuge Dali's question and nodded directly.

"The girl agreed"

This time it was Zhang Xiaofei's question, but Jia Ling also pricked up his ears. He was still very interested in the story of the marriage because of the flashlight.

Li Yuan sighed: "No!"

"Why did they send flashlights as agreed? If she doesn't like them, she can say it straight, isn't this intentional to tease them!"

Zhang Xiaofei began to seek justice for Li Yuan, a classmate, and Jia Ling and Zhuge Dali nodded again and again, thinking the same.

Li Yuan spread his hands: "Hey! It's not easy for a girl to lift my classmate's ears, for fear of affecting the next generation in the future!"

"what"

This reason is too bizarre, let's not say whether the love in high school will rise to the level of the next generation, but what is the relationship between "why?"

Li Yuan, who asked Zhuge Dali, was also helpless: "This is what the girl said by herself. She said that what she wants is a bracelet! You have to send a flashlight. It's not that you have a problem with your ears, but is there a problem with your brain?"

Flashlight Bracelet Jia Ling is really speechless. I just thought about the use of the flashlight for a long time, and now you have made it into a bracelet for me: "Go, go, go! Hurry up! Go pick vegetables! Listening to you chatting is so annoying!"

While talking, he pulled Li Yuan and walked forward.

Zhuge vigorously watched Jia Ling hold Li Yuan, followed behind and Zhang Xiaofei continued to expose Li Yuan's black material.

This means that the four people walked and chatted while chatting and stopped, which greatly delayed the progress of the trip. Now that Jia Ling is holding Li Yuan to open the way, the speed has been greatly improved.

The bigger advantage is that without Li Yuan's gags, everyone can enjoy the scenery of the fields.

To be honest, people who have lived in cities for a long time themselves rarely have the opportunity to get close to the fields of farmers, which is one of the reasons why "Longing" has been in the top position of variety shows since its broadcast.

And as a star artist, such opportunities are even rarer.

The location of the mushroom house?Naturally, there will be some considerations, and the first and fourth seasons all choose the same location.

On the one hand, it is to find the original intention and return to the hometown in the publicity plan, and on the other hand, the scenery here is really good.

After passing the cornfield, you can see the shadow of the mountains in the distance, which is lush and green.

"Ah! It feels so good!"

Jia Ling opened his arms, stood on the side of the road, and couldn't help sighing with emotion.

"Indeed, I think it must be a good feeling if I take a self-driving tour and go around here after work!"

Zhang Xiaofei was also moved.

"You must have a car for a self-driving tour!"

Jia Ling knew that Zhang Xiaofei didn't buy a car. After all, in terms of the traffic environment in the imperial capital, it was easy to buy a car, but the traffic jam was bad.

"I have no money to buy a car!"

Zhang Xiaofei also made a joke.

"You don't have the money to talk like I don't give you a salary!"

Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei are usually best friends and they chat very casually.

"Boss, hehe, why don't you raise your salary a little bit! Look at the money I have now, I can't buy a car that I can afford, and I can't afford a car I can afford. It's really painful!"

Zhang Xiaofei took the opportunity to ask for a salary increase, but Jia Ling could not make her wishful, so she turned her head and called Li Yuan: "Xiaoyuan, you see Xiaofei seems a little troubled, you enlighten her"

"I"

Li Yuanma, who was arrived, led the order: "Sister Xiaofei wants to buy a car"

"uh-huh!"

Zhang Xiaofei nodded.

Li Yuan: "I'll give you an analysis of what kind of car you want to buy."

"Of course, the better the car, the better. If I'm as rich as you, I'll just buy a tank and see, hey, off-road tank, it's exciting to think about it!"

Zhang Xiaofei is also open-minded, worthy of being in the comedy business.

"Buy a tank! You have to be proud of yourself! Don't wait until you are old to regret what you want to do when you are young! Do it when you need to do it!"

For Li Yuan's dream of... Zhang Xiaofei, that is to agree with both hands.

"Didn't I say it! No money!"

Zhang Xiaofei spread his hands and looked at Li Yuan: "Why don't you support me?"