Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

"Don't make trouble! Don't you know there's a manga called "The King of Fighters"? Don't you know about Yagami-an, Kusaki-kyo, have you heard of the second order 2-do?"

"Hey!"

Huang Lei's eyes lit up: "If you had said that they didn't, it would have ended, and my eight gods will make the thief slip away! Sunflower's move is + when it comes to excitement, she even simulates the movement of the joystick with her hands.

Indeed, when it comes to the cartoon King of Fighters, there is really not such a strong imprint, but when it comes to game arcades, it is simply the memory of a generation.

It belongs to the kind of memory that is integrated into the blood, Huang Lei directly awakened Li Yuan, and he was very excited, and the names of the games were continuously spoken from his mouth.

The girl is a little confused, but she can see that this all-yellow thing should be a matter between men! Although Huang Lei has been talking about the King of Fighters, the work at hand has not stopped. cover.

The batter in the pan has become a thin cold skin, easy to remove, put aside for later use, and then... pour the batter again.

"Hey! Let's have cold skin for lunch instead"

"Yeah! Red Oil Cool Skin!"

Mr. He continued: "Today, we welcome two beautiful comedians to the mushroom house. Mr. Huang wants to improve everyone's life! You guys put the dishes elsewhere first, then wash your hands and come over to help!"

"Got it!"

Li Yuan nodded and took orders, and everyone moved the dishes on the table to other places. Regarding the misunderstanding they had about themselves just now, Li Yuan was finally able to clear their grievances: "You all know that you misunderstood me now, and you think of me as that. Kind of people!"

"what kind of person"

Zhuge Dali rolled his eyes at Yuan, then twisted his hair to mobilize the crowd: "Sister Ling, Sister Xiaofei, what kind of person do you think Li Yuan is? He is the most cheeky person!"

Jia Xiaofei still had a tacit understanding and said it almost in unison.

Silently choked, Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders helplessly and looked at the three women one by one in the face of the unjust injustice he suffered: "You said that I am the thickest-skinned person, you have seen too few people. what!"

His eyes fell on Jia Ling: "Sister Ling! Haven't you seen anyone with thicker skin than me?"

Jia Ling, who was once hailed as a rich and well-informed man, blinked: "I really don't think I've seen it before!"

"puff!"

Zhuge Dali immediately burst out laughing, this is cool! It's even more refreshing than the feeling of eating ice-cold watermelon in summer! What's even more annoying is that this girl laughed at Li Yuan and said, "How about Sister Ling? Say, you have no words."

"Alas! You have long hair and short knowledge!"

Li Yuan countered, Jia Ling and Zhuge Dali didn't respond, Zhang Xiaofei was not happy, and geared up: "Okay, Li Yuan, you have an opinion on me alone!"

Huh! Zhang Xiaofei is the only one with long hair! Jia Ling and Zhuge Dali are both short-haired girls! That's right! Looking at the audience, Zhang Xiaofei is definitely the one with the longest hair! Stop! Since no one has seen it, I'll tell you!"

"you say!"

Everyone spoke in unison, giving Li Yuan a chance to cleanse himself.

"To say that the person with the thickest skin, I really met two days ago. Have you ever seen the wedding banquet approaching, and there are people table by table holding the gift money account book to verify the identity?"

When Li Yuan said this, Zhuge Dali couldn't understand it at first, he turned his head and asked the seniors with rich life experience: "Why do you need to verify your identity?"

"It's just...to prevent people from coming in to eat and drink, but if that's the case, the host of the wedding banquet is indeed a bit cheeky!"

As a senior single person who has attended many classmates' wedding banquets, Jia Ling gave the little girl Zhuge Dali an answer.

"Isn't that so! I've eaten a lot of banquets, but this is the first time I've encountered such a scene, so I ended up eating nothing, so I just asked to go out!"

Li Yuan's face was full of disgust.

The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +56! The negative emotion value from Jia Ling is +55! The negative emotion value from Zhang Xiaofei is +66! Lean forward and back together.

Huang Lei was uncovering the cold skin that was just out of the pot, and his hands were shaking, and it was peeled in half. Teacher He was even more helpless. He took a sip from the teacup and sprayed it directly.

"Hahahahaha!"

Jia Ling lay directly on the table and pointed at Li Yuan: "You are the one who dares to eat and drink!"

Zhang Xiaofei coughed while laughing, unable to speak for a long time, Zhuge pinched his waist vigorously, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "You are too shameless, and you are the one... the thickest-skinned person!"

All the old friends in the live broadcast room obviously laughed hard: "I'll stop it! I also let people eat the chicken legs that I just couldn't easily buy, and it just fell to the ground!"

"I'm going to the toilet here, my chicken legs are falling, and my pants are laughing!"

"Li Yuan, your integrity is broken! Hurry up and pick it up!"

"I just said don't watch "Longing" while eating, it's not good for digestion, you still don't believe it"

"It's really not easy for Li Yuan to grow so big!"

"Li Yuan! I will call you my source of happiness now!"

"Then I will call Li Yuan my Happy Waterfall!"

[Hint: You found a bronze treasure chest!] [Hint: You found a silver treasure chest!]

Chapter 115 I really envy my sister-in-law [Subscribe]

"Okay, okay, don't make trouble, you all hurry up and wash your hands!"

Huang Lei began to preside over the overall situation, and slammed this group of laughing guys with no star image to the water press.

Speaking of the water press, it is really rare now, and even most of the rural areas have tap water.

Anyone who has watched the program knows it, but very few of them have personally used it. The water press uses pressure conduction to pump up the groundwater in the well.

Specifically how to pump it! That is to use the principle of the lever, press the handle, that is... the iron pipe at the back, the leather pad is connected to the head, and the thickness of the water pipe is consistent.

As soon as you go up and down, the air is drawn up, and everyone will come up.

The process of using it is relatively simple. The main effort is how to extract the air in the early stage, which is a little more laborious. This time Zhang Xiaofei volunteered: "Oh! I haven't used a water press for many years! Let me try it!"

Jia Ling squatted in front and watched Zhang Xiaofei press down several times, in vain: "Xiaofei, use more force!"

"I've been working hard, is this water press broken?"

Zhang Xiaofei easily threw the pot and gave it to the water press who had no right to speak.

"Impossible! I still use it in the morning!"

When Zhuge Dali washed the dishes in the morning, he really used it quite well: "Sister Xiaofei, if you press it twice, it will be no problem! Is it?"

In the second half of the sentence, I asked Li Yuan, after all, Li Yuan taught himself that way.

"Um!"

Li Yuan wanted to open these two treasure chests just now, but when he heard Zhuge Dali's request for help, he immediately transformed himself into a guide on the field and nodded: "Sister Xiaofei, try two more times, this is very simple. You should be able to feel it!"

"how do you feel"

Zhang Xiaofei just relaxed, and now he presses the water again, and starts to struggle again.

"How do you say it! It's just... a feeling, if you feel it, you will naturally be able to get out of the water!"

As soon as Li Yuan finished speaking, he heard Huang Lei coughing several times.

Everyone turned their heads and saw that Huang Lei was looking at Teacher He with a meaningful look! I felt a sense of it, and then looked at everyone: "Uh! That... Xiaoyuan is right! You are right! Press twice more, and you will be able to get out of the water and come up! Oh, Li Yuan, go and press!"

Huang Lei felt that this topic was a bit erratic and could overturn at any time, so he simply arranged for Li Yuan to provide services for everyone.

"Oh well!"

Everyone here washes their hands, and Huang Lei and He Jiong over there have already prepared their lunch. Red oil Liangpi, and eating Liangpi in summer is also a very popular choice.

Each bowl of cold skin has coriander, shredded cucumber, shredded radish and crushed peanuts, and then poured chili oil, oh, six people sat around the table, sucking and sucking.

Sitting behind the monitor, Wang Zheng unconsciously touched his stomach, um, he was really greedy, especially when he heard the sound of feeding a pig.

How could I not be hungry? "No way! Mr. Huang, I think I have to have another bowl!"

Jia Ling wiped the sweat from his forehead, and the bowl was empty, but he felt a burst of refreshing and spicy sweat all over his body, but he was happy.

"Eat! Let go and eat!"

The Liangpi that Huang Lei made this morning is definitely rich, and he is not afraid of leftovers. Even if a few people can't eat it, there are still so many staff! "Hey, then I'm welcome!"

Jia Ling took the bowl and started it directly. In order to show that his appetite was not so amazing, he even encouraged others: "Hey! Xiaofei, what are you doing! You eat so slowly! Hurry up, I even reserved a bowl. Woolen cloth!"

"I can't do it anymore! If you eat more, don't go to the field to break corn in the afternoon!"

Zhang Xiaofei waved his hand. Compared with Jia Ling, she still needs to pay attention to body management.

"How can you work when you're not full! Xiaoyuan, then you have another bowl. When young people are growing up, you should eat more!"

Jia Ling's attention immediately shifted to Li Yuan.

"Sister Ling! I can't eat too much! I'm so full at noon, and there are so many delicious foods at night, can't I just stare at me!"

As soon as Li Yuan said this, Jia Ling, who had just filled a bowl, was stunned: "Hey! It seems that what you said makes sense!"

The hesitant look on his face changed back and forth, and finally he was firm: "It's okay, then I will do more work in the afternoon, so as not to delay the delicious food at night!"

The resentment from the foodie made Jia Ling finally couldn't help it, and looked at Huang Lei: "That... Mr. Huang, that... Mr. Huang... This kind of speechless, clear-headed Huang Xiaochu, how could he not guess. To: "Ling! I'll just say something about the menu at night!"

Huang Lei has very good living habits, unless he has been drinking, or he has always deliberately maintained the formal principle of not eating too full, and people not being too good.

A bowl of red oil cold skin has been eaten clean, put down the bowl, and began to report the name of the dish: "Tomorrow night, eat the flavor of your hometown, and tonight will eat the flavor of Xiaofei's hometown!"

"Eat kebabs"

Jia Ling blurted out directly.

"Don't make trouble! Who said my hometown only has skewers and we have so many delicious things that we can't even count them!"

Zhang Xiaofei is not happy anymore and speaks for his hometown.

According to the statistics of Dianping.com, there are only five 55 restaurants in the family's hometown, Liaoliao, Anshan, and one of them is barbecue.

"In the evening, let's have a goose stew in an iron pot, a dry-fried tenderloin, a sauerkraut vermicelli, a salad with shredded radish, and if you want to eat pork, make some Haicheng pie, but don't blame me if you can't do it well!"

"Get it! Get it!"

Zhang Xiaofei nodded again and again, really, Huang Lei's menu is just... directly in her heart, it's all delicious from Anshan: "I really envy my sister-in-law! Good eyesight, to be able to find something like Mr. Huang husband!"

Zhang Xiaofei slapped Huang Lei's ass without showing any trace, and did not forget to mobilize the masses: "Do you think it is true?"

Everyone nodded, so did Li Yuan, and began to speak: "Really! I forgot where I read the sentence, saying that there are many people with eyes, but there are very few people with vision! A particularly discerning person who arrived was when he was in junior high school!"

"How can you see?"

When Li Yuan said this, naturally someone asked.

"I was very impressed that day. It should be Sunday. I went out to play games with my friends. On the way home, I was at the gate of the community, and I saw a man riding a bicycle quickly passing by in front of me. How handsome and handsome!"

"It was a modified Giant mountain bike. The chameleon painting, the rear rocker arm and the shock absorber system definitely greatly improved the riding and handling experience. This is simply not something that ordinary people can modify!"

Speaking of this, Li Yuan also emphasized his tone: "The key problem is that the car is exactly the same as mine, just like it was carved out of a mold!"