Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Zhuge Dali was helpless. After giving Li Yuan two fists, he didn't look at him or the camera, pretended to lower his head and started to collect the corn that was dropped by Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei.

Teacher He smiled with a wrinkled face on his face, pointing at Li Yuan: "Pi! You can be skin! In the future, you can simply change your name to Li Pi"

"Hey Mr. He, you also know that I understand football"

Li Yuan's eyes lit up.

Let Li Yuan say this, He Jiong also reflected it. It was true that there was a time when the national football team also had a well-known coach hired with a lot of money, and that was a master from Italy! Lippi! Led Juventus to brush five times League champion! Led the Italian national team to a World Cup championship! Led our national football team to a World Cup trip, and lost to a group of temporary Syrian national teams. At the end, I am embarrassed to go down I said it! Anyway...you got it when you meet Waterloo. People are good people. Before leaving, they said that they took full responsibility for themselves! "Don't make trouble! You still know football! I'm talking about Lippi, not you. Lippi!"

Teacher He pointed at Li Yuan, still couldn't help but want to laugh.

"I really studied the ball!"

Li Yuan began to put on a serious expression again.

"I really want to say something about studying a ball!"

Teacher He looked bitter: "It's like you know everything, study this, study that... If you really have research, you say our team, how can we never win?"

Li Yuan slapped his thigh with a slap: "Mr. He, if you ask this question, you are really asking the right person. Then I will use some research results to share with you!"

"Cough cough!"

Li Yuan cleared his throat: "According to my research, to use a sentence, the reasons for success are often similar, but the reasons for failure are diverse!"

At the beginning, it seemed like the real thing, Jia Ling, Zhang Xiaofei, and Zhuge Dali all restrained their laughter, ready to listen again.

Just looked at Li Yuan and stretched out a finger: "The first reason is most likely that our home fans are too enthusiastic, causing our players to be under a lot of pressure, so they didn't win!"

"The second reason is largely due to the opponent's away fans. It's crazy, and it caused our players to be under a lot of pressure, so we didn't win!"

"Don't make trouble, the fans are in the auditorium!"

Mr. He disagreed with this statement: "The players are all playing on the field, not spectators!"

"I haven't finished yet! The third reason is to talk about the players. It is very likely that our overseas players did not return, resulting in an uneven lineup, so we didn't win!"

The reason Li Yuan said was once again dropped by Teacher He: "How can the overseas players not come back, all of our players can take care of the overall situation!"

"Well, that's the fourth reason, that's these... The players who stayed overseas came back, but the schedule was too rushed, and the jet lag didn't get better before they played, so that they were not in good shape, So I didn't win!"

Mr. He seems to really understand football a little bit, and his counterattacks are quite accurate: "Don't talk nonsense, major games are all training in advance, what's wrong: jet lag!"

Li Yuan: "Then I will say the fifth reason, the referee must have hit the black whistle, so he didn't win!"

"You can't stand up. The referee can't be a black whistle. Besides, we didn't win at home!"

Teacher He continued to retort.

"That's the sixth reason, the problem of the venue, artificial turf, affects the foot feel, so I didn't win!"

"Stop it!"

Teacher He made a pause to clean up: "If you know the ball so well, don't say why you didn't win, if you can tell how to win, that's great!"

The question and answer between Li Yuan and Teacher He just now, Jia Ling, Zhang Xiaofei, and Dali, all sound confusing, but I don't know why, but I always feel like they heard it from somewhere.

There is a very familiar sense of déjà vu! But among the netizens in the live broadcast room, there are indeed many fans who like football. Even if they curse every day, they still watch every game: "Li Yuan, shut up. Come on! These reasons have been told [-] times on TV! It's the same thing every time!"

"Thinking about it is... a handful of bitter tears! Why can't we win! How can Suria even lose!"

"It's okay not to mention it, my head is full of fire!"

"Lippi is so awesome, it's all broken: in the national football team, it's even more hanging in the future, can I still see the day of rushing into the World Cup?"

"Oh! My eyes are full of bitter tears! The World Cup in [-], I thought it was the starting point for the national football to take off, but I never thought it would become the pinnacle of the national football!"

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The barrage of complaints in the live broadcast room kept swiping, and there was a lot of resentment towards the national football team, but Mr. He also knew that it was enough to talk about this topic for a few words, and if we talked further, it would be easy to be hacked.

The key question is also yourself, why do you want to say Li Yuanpi and change his name to Li Pi? Quickly return to the topic: "Okay, we are not professional footballers, let's talk about our own work! Our work today The job is... breaking the corn!"

He Jiong looked up at the sky. In fact, time passed quickly. Seeing that the sun was beginning to slant westward, it was not a little bit cooler than before: "Let's pack up and prepare to transport corn back!"

"OK!"

Jia Ling stretched his waist fiercely: "Let's be quick, I think today's physical exertion is quite good, and we can eat a little more at night!"

"Sister Ling, how old are you?"

Zhang Xiaofei winked at Jia Ling.

"Do not care of details!"

Jia Ling stretched out her thumb and forefinger and showed it to everyone: "If I say I'll eat a little more, do you believe it?"

"Do not believe!"

Now He Jiong led Zhang Xiaofei, Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali, shaking their heads in unison.

"Isn't this over!"

Jia Ling pouted, obviously making everyone angry, and then he learned the popular expression of anger on the Internet, pinching his waist with small fists with both hands: "Humph! How much food can I eat, it all depends on Play!"

"Sister Ling, don't be angry!"

At the critical moment, Li Yuan immediately spoke to reassure: "Get rid of your anger! Why don't you recite it with me: chemical fertilizers will evaporate, black chemical fertilizers will turn gray, and gray chemical fertilizers will turn black!"

"Black chemical fertilizer will volatilize as gray, and gray fertilizer will volatilize and turn black!"

"If the black fertilizer turns grey and volatilizes, the flowers will fly, and the grey fertilizer will turn black and the flowers will fly."

Chapter 120 I want to add 3 centimeters to you 【Subscription】

This is Li Yuan's lip-smacking tongue, and when he said a tongue twister, he immediately shocked everyone. Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei have both practiced, and He Jiong is the host, and his skills are also in place.

But Li Yuan just blurted out like this, he really didn't stammer at all, his pronunciation was clear, it was difficult for ordinary people to do this, and the most important thing was speed.

Zhuge Dali naturally heard this tongue twister, and now he mumbled a few words in a low voice, not exaggerating, just two sentences, it has become hehehehe.

"Okay, you! Li Yuan, you opened your mouth wide."

Zhang Xiaofei directly gave Li Yuan a thumbs up, which is not false at all, this is a pure test of strength.

"I think he may be like Wang Dalu, with the corners of his mouth open!"

Jia Ling muttered beside him: "Hey! Xiaoyuaner, where did you open your mouth?"

"I do this by myself, I can do things myself, and I never trouble others!"

Li Yuan spread his hands, the advantage of this kid is... he can take over at any time, and he won't be cold.

"Teach us how to open it by yourself!"

Jia Ling continued to joke.

"Actually, it's very simple, just... eat more durians!"

Li Yuan began to share the tips he had summed up temporarily.

Zhuge Dali: "Eating durian will open the corners of your mouth"

The reputation of durian is quite polarized. Some people love to eat it, and some people can't hide it, but anyway, everyone is familiar with it.

"Yes! But there are also requirements when eating!"

Li Yuan nodded.

"any request"

Zhang Xiaofei usually likes to eat durian, so he was very interested in this topic and asked directly.

Li Yuan didn't hide his secrets at all, and said directly: "That's...you can't peel it, just eat it!"

The negative emotion value from Zhang Xiaofei is +12! The negative emotion value from Jia Ling is +23! The negative emotion value from Zhuge Dali is +41! The negative emotion value from He Jiong is +11! If you don't believe me, I'll let you perform a show of eating durian without peeling it"

Zhuge Dali showed his arms and rolled up his sleeves, threateningly.

The other people laughed and asked the heavens speechlessly, this durian skin is like... a match with a mace, and it has even replaced the washboard and become a must-have kneeling equipment for families.

If anyone could really eat durian without peeling it, it would be Ji Xiaolan, the legendary iron-toothed-toothed-toothed! Teacher He saw that the young couple started to fight again, and hurried to stop them. Clap his hands: "Let's start!"

"Come on! Get to work!"

Jia Ling also stood up immediately, but continued the topic just now: "I think the corner of Xiaoyuan's mouth is at least three centimeters wide!"

"I think so too!"

Zhang Xiaofei sang together with Jia Ling, and kept blinking at Li Yuan.

"Sister Ling, Sister Xiaofei, let me ask you one!"

Li Yuan finally decided to take action personally to end this topic.

"Ask!"

Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei said in unison, it was a good time for their energy to recover after taking a long break, and they were not afraid of any problems.

"If you say! If each of you is given a chance of three centimeters, where would you choose to add the three centimeters?"

Li Yuan threw a question, and everyone went into a state of contemplation.

Zhuge Dali and Teacher He both put down the corn in their hands.

"Then let me say it first! If you give me three centimeters, I think I should add it to my height. That way, I don't have to do my hair every time I go on stage and blow my hair so high!"

Teacher He directly took the initiative to self-destruct, throwing bricks and attracting jade,.

But this is also true. Height is indeed He Jiong's inexplicable pain point. As a host who often appears on the screen, his personal image is very important.

To be honest, the official height is [-] meters, but this is really the official height. Every time you go on stage, you don't only have to do your hair, but heightening insoles are one of the must-haves.

One meter sixty seven, it should be about the same! If this is increased by three centimeters, Mr. He can really be inferior to the one meter seventy mark, which is indeed his wish.

"Hey, then I'll add it to my height too!"

Zhang Xiaofei followed up and said, her height should be alright, but women! Not all of them are like this! Why do they like to wear high heels, in order to be slim.

"Where's Miss Ling!"

Li Yuan looked at Jia Ling.

"me!"

Jia Ling thought for a while: "I think, if you give me three centimeters, I might add it to the thickness of my wallet!"