Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

Chapter 148 Fucking Broken Heart 【Subscribe】

Negative emotion value from Jia Ling +44, negative emotion value from Zhang Xiaofei +50! Negative emotion value from He Jiong +45! Negative emotion value from Huang Lei +52! All these people in front of me started to roll their eyes, can I not roll my eyes? I said that I am not good at studying because of my own shame. You know Jia Ling, but graduated from Chinese opera! Zhang Xiaofei graduated from Nortel! He Jiong graduated from BFSU! Huang Lei also graduated from Nortel! There is not one of them that can be admitted with closed eyes! Jia Ling's mouth twitched, and his hands stretched out such a clatter: "Xiaoyuan, did you not pass the test when you were young? beating ahhh"

Zhuge Dali had just been in: Crossing the fire, watching Jia Ling have begun to use force to solve the problem, and smiling happily, watching Li Yuan take a step back.

"Sister Ling, how do you know that I was beaten once when I was a child, and that was my midterm exam, and I got 98 in the Chinese exam.

I got 21 in math, but after my final exam, my mom won't beat me again!"

Unexpectedly, when Li Yuan still had 21 points in the math test, when he asked him to say this, Jia Ling subconsciously dissipated a bit of anger: "Then what you mean is that after beating you up, the final exam will be passed and it will work."

"Whether it works or not, I don't know, I just remembered that after beating me up, I also scored 21 in Chinese in the final exam!"

"puff!"

Jia Ling's laughter was too low, and he laughed directly, but the others were not much better, especially Li Yuan took out two exam papers, with a score of 21 in mathematics and 21 in Chinese.

That scene is so beautiful! "If I were an aunt, I could beat you to 12 points!"

Jia Ling pointed to Li Yuan with a smile. Everyone who said this sentence nodded and said yes, causing Li Yuan's great dissatisfaction.

"If you can improve your academic performance, everyone can go to Peking University and Tsinghua University!"

Li Yuan shrugged his shoulders, looked after the burning branches, and continued: "If you want me to say, the key issue is still homeschooling!"

"You mean you have to hire a tutor. If tutoring works, everyone can go to Cambridge and Harvard!"

Jia Ling immediately used his own way to repay his own body.

"Stop! What are you asking for a tutor? I'm talking about family education, especially parenting, which is the most critical!"

Li Yuan corrected Jia Ling's statement.

However, there is nothing wrong with this statement. Facing everyone's approval, Li Yuan continued to explain, after all, when everyone is a parent, popularizing such a point of view is a great thing that can benefit the present and future generations: "I am like this. Come on! I used to have an elementary school student, and he used to have relatively poor academic performance, and he was basically able to compete with me. For his grades, his mother's heart was broken!"

"A lot of beatings"

Zhang Xiaofei asked.

"That's not it!"

Li Yuan shook his head: "Mom is mainly preaching, and by ringing the alarm bell, he inspires his independent learning!"

"What a sermon"

"Fucking often told him that if he didn't study hard, he would have to dig a lot of shit when he entered society in the future!"

Li Yuan's statement was immediately refuted by Zhuge Dali: "Li Yuan, I think what you said is wrong, there is no distinction between high and low occupations, three hundred and sixty-three hundred and sixty-three hundred and sixty-sixty-three hundred and sixty-sixty-three hundred and sixty-sixty-three hundred and sixty-sixty-three hundred and sixty-sixty-three hundred and sixty-sixty-three hundred and sixty-sixty-three-sixty-sixty-three-sixty-sixty-three-sixty-360-, Lines-Out-of-the-Champion Scholar!"

"Yes, yes, I don't mean anything else, just... to repeat what others have said, I personally have no discrimination against those who dig a lot of shit. After all, everyone has the opportunity to counterattack, and those who dig shit may one day be able to. Become a big star!"

Li Yuan raised his hand, indicating that he really had no other intentions.

"Okay, then your classmate will really study hard."

He Jiong came over. After all, Huang Lei's side had already entered the final stage, and he had nothing to do.

"It's a must. Not only did you study hard, but you also got into a double-first-class, serious medical university, and entered a top-three hospital after graduation!"

"That's really a successful example of a counterattack!"

Jia Ling nodded: "I heard that the admission score of medical universities is very high, and it seems that many medical students graduate, and it is not so easy to go to work in big hospitals!"

"Yes! Jia Ling is right. That classmate Xiaoyuan is really good, just because her mother said that when she grows up, she will dig up big shit, and her fate will be changed directly!"

Teacher He said quite pertinently: "By the way, Xiaoyuan, how is your work now?"

"It's a good job! Now he's working as an intern in the anorectal department, and his main job is to take out the stools for those... constipated patients!"

Li Yuan's serious appearance almost caused a violent beating, but two flowers bloomed, one for each, and the barrage reaction in the live broadcast room was full of absurd words and bitter tears: "As a colleague, I deeply feel Experience,, ah, digging and digging, there is no love in life!"

"As a doctor, everyone should have heard the saying: a qualified anorectal doctor must have a good hand!"

"I won't talk about hemorrhoids and constipation. Have you ever encountered a patient with rectal bezoar obstruction?"

"I just had a rectal intramucosal prolapse surgery done today!"

"Hey! What do you mean it's a special session for an anorectal doctor's consultation now?"

"Hahahaha, I'm going to slap it! After a long time of trouble, I realized that the classmate who dared to love finally went to dig feces!"

"Which doctor can leave a contact information, I think I have some symptoms now!"

"Yes, yes, wait online, it's very urgent!"

""

Because of Li Yuan's remarks, the live broadcast room aroused a strong desire for communication between patients and doctors, and invisibly popularized some knowledge, benefiting the majority of patients.

The mushroom house condemned Li Yuan: "You, you! According to you, how will the medical university recruit students in the future? If people really can't recruit people, the principal will come and hack you to death!"

Jia Ling put herself in Li Yuan's shoes and gave some friendly reminders.

"Sister Ling, you're wrong about this. The duty of a doctor is to treat illnesses and save people, no matter what specialties they are divided into, they all have a selfless heart!"

Li Yuan immediately went on to say: "And people apply for majors after careful consideration. Not to mention, by the way, the last time I ate at the restaurant with my classmates, I met a very cute girl!"

"and many more...!"

Zhang Xiaofei raised his hand: "A lot of readers in front of you said that your chapter looks incoherent, as if something is missing, like, don't jump blindly!"

"Then I'm really wronged. The key is to come to the little black room from time to time. I'm also drunk, let's go, let's get down to business, let's talk about the blind date first!"

Li Yuan took a deep breath, entered the storytelling mode, and was almost shocked: "Speak"

"Hey! Can you stop using Teacher Shan Tianfang's voice! I sound awkward!"

Zhuge Dali directly interrupted Li Yuan's opening remarks.

Chapter 149 Guess what this girl said [Subscribe]

Zhuge Dali had long known Li Yuan's strength in voice control, as did Huang Lei and He Jiong, but Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei were really shocked! Eyes widened! "Xiaoyuan! You can! I thought you would Imitating Uncle Benshan!"

Jia Ling covered his mouth, looking like he had never seen the world.

After all, the two have reproduced the classic dialogue between Mr. Dandan and Uncle Benshan several times before, but Li Yuan suddenly switched to the voice of Shan Tianfang, which must be surprising, after all, there are completely two voices! "Yeah! I was scared just now. When I jumped, I really thought it was Teacher Shan Tianfang coming!"

Zhang Xiaofei patted his chest exaggeratedly.

"Sister Ling, Sister Xiaofei, don't you know! Li Yuan's voice acting is amazing!"

Zhuge Dali started to cheer for Li Yuan very rarely, but he told the truth: "We all recommend him to go there..."Immersive" try it!"

"That's true!"

Jia Ling nodded and looked at Li Yuan: "I also recommend you to try it! I have seen that show, and the guests who participated in it are all very good!"

"That... everyone! Can we talk about the sound later, I'm still waiting to hear the girl's story! If you jump like this again, be careful to complain!"

He Jiong has been in control of the overall situation, and found that there is a rhythm that is deviating again, and immediately asked to return to the topic.

"Yes, yes! As for the girl thing, Xiaoyuan, after you have participated in "Immersive", you can also participate in "If You Are the One", this guy, if you just came on stage, a row of lovely girls, swish lights It's all gone, doesn't this feel a little exciting!"

Jia Ling made a joke, in fact, Li Yuan's appearance is not an exaggeration, it is definitely the kind of explosion.

"That was so exciting!"

Li Yuan spread his hands: "'If You Are the One' comes to an end first, that...is the show, what I want to talk about now is the real world!"

"OK, OK! You go on!"

"That time, I went to the restaurant with my classmates for dinner. I didn't pay attention at first, but he found out that there was a girl staring at him all the time, as if interested in him!"

As soon as Li Yuan said this, Jia Ling started to wink his eyes: "Yo, it seems that your charm is not good, why don't the girls stare at you!"

"Tsk! I was also very puzzled about this question at the time. It stands to reason that my appearance is all that kind of... I can sink deep into it at a glance, and I can't extricate myself. If I look at it a few more times, even"

"Stop, stop! Just keep talking, we all know how good your looks are!"

Teacher He directly interrupted Li Yuan's boastful behavior.

"Okay! Later, I also found out that the girl has really been staring at my classmate. My classmate has a sullen personality. I wanted to chat up and ask for a WeChat, but I was embarrassed. It was like sitting on pins and needles. I was anxious to see it!

"Then you should help others!"

Zhang Xiaofei went on to say, "Your classmates are boring, I don't think you are so shy, you are so articulate!"

There's nothing wrong with this! Everyone has a deep understanding of the thickness of Li Yuan's face, and there is no time for him to be embarrassed.

"I really want to help! The girl has been staring at him for almost half an hour, and it is designated as the bastard looking at mung bean. When he meets his eyes, I must not let this great marriage be missed in vain!"

Li Yuan agreed with Zhang Xiaofei's statement very much, and nodded: "But what surprised me is that before I could go there, the girl came first!"

"It seems that your classmate's charm is indeed stronger than you!"

Jia Ling is also curious about this kind of bridge: "What did the girl say when she came over?"

"Hey! Don't mention it, the girl just walked over like this, and my classmate was even more at a loss. He almost fainted happily when he was confessed in public!"

Li Yuan's narration, not only everyone in the mushroom house listened attentively, but all netizens in the live broadcast room, especially those wolf friends who have been single all the time, just shouted with jealousy: "Ah ah ah ah Ah! Why can't I come across such a good thing!"

"I've never been approached by a girl before! I really want to feel it once!"

"God! Please give me a girlfriend!"

"What kind of girlfriend do you want, what you can solve yourself, why bother others!"

"I'm not bad looking, do you have any... single girls leave their contact information!"

"[-] tons of copper balls, wait online, [-] hot!"

"As a girl, unless I meet someone who is really handsome, I will never go over and start a conversation!"

"Wow wow wow! Upstairs, I'm the kind of... handsome! A lot of people say I'm stupid!"

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The live broadcast room has already entered the preview mode of "If You Are the One" in advance, and there are endless calls for girlfriends, boyfriends, and wolf friends.

However, regarding the romantic story of this restaurant encounter, Zhang Xiaofei is still urging Li Yuan to stop dawdling, and wants to hear whether there will really be romantic love at first sight in reality.

"What's the matter, all the girls have come over, your classmates must not hurry up and say hurry up and act!"

Zhang Xiaofei can't wait to travel to that ... scene,,, to conduct off-site guidance.