Yearning 4: Zhuge Dali is My Nemesis

After Teacher He finished speaking, he took the lead and began to applaud.

Gu Dong, Jia Ling swallowed the yam tablets in his mouth, a little bit of a rhythm of breaking into the rhythm of performing arts, and bowed his hands: "Okay! Then I will show my ugliness, and there are many bad things to say!"

Facing everyone's expectations, Jia Lingjiu helped: "Skinny and leaving home, getting old and fat, without changing the fat pile.

Children who do not know each other, laugh and ask Fatty who you are! Hahahahaha!"

After Jia Ling finished reading this poem, he didn't wait: the audience cheered, and he burst into laughter: "This is the rhythm when I go home now! Alas!"

"What a rhythm! Jia Ling, let me tell you, Yuaner is called Bai Xiaosheng in the Jianghu, there is nothing he doesn't know about! Let him make a move for you"

Huang Lei directly ordered Li Yuan.

"Is that so, I'll listen too, I've endured this for a long time!"

Zhang Xiaofei also began to urge.

He suddenly became Bai Xiaosheng, and Li Yuan was helpless, but when it comes to losing weight, he still has a coup.

He Jiong snickered on the side, saying that he has also listened to Li Yuan's weight loss secrets several times, and based on his understanding, it is estimated that this guy may have to teach everyone a lesson.

Even Zhuge Dali was mentally prepared.

Only Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei are still there: looking at Li Yuan with curiosity, waiting for his weight loss surgery.

"Cough cough!"

Li Yuan scratched his head: "Speaking of which, I don't have a good solution. I've heard people say before that losing weight is... Shut your mouth and stretch your legs!"

"We've heard what you said about [-] times, and our ears are getting calluses. Can you say something we haven't heard before?"

Zhang Xiaofei patted the table.

"That's it...! If I could keep my mouth shut, I would become like a child of [-] pounds"

Jia Ling also began to stare: "Hurry up, don't be too thin, and do it!"

"Good good!"

In the face of such a curious duo, Li Yuan immediately nodded: "Speaking of this method, I also overheard it! But it definitely works!"

"any solution"

Jia Ling blurted out.

Li Yuan doesn't sell off: "Just eat as little rice as possible, and eat steamed buns if you want to! After all, the calories of rice are twice as high as those of steamed buns!"

"Shantou slices should be eaten before meals or after meals"

Jia Ling said exaggeratedly: "If there is no steamed bread slices, can you eat sesame seeds?"

After Jia Ling finished speaking, he immediately patted the table again: "What kind of steamed buns and sesame cakes, I'll ask you if you have any ... very powerful and quick results!"

Obviously, she had already studied which food was high in calories a hundred and eighty times, and there was no need for Li Yuan to repeat it.

"That's right! The time is short, the effect is quick, and this is what I want!"

Zhang Xiaofei repeated Jia Ling's actual request again.

"Oh! Okay! I don't usually tell anyone about this trick, but today is an exception. After all, it takes a short time and has a quick effect. It seems that we can only use the method of Sister Wang of the neighborhood committee of our community!"

“There’s a way it works really well”

"Definitely! I haven't seen you for a few days, and she actually lost nearly twenty pounds!"

As soon as Li Yuan said this, let alone Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei's reaction, Teacher He subconsciously frowned.

Because it's too familiar, Li Yuan should have said it once when everyone had a dinner after recording "Quick Book" two days ago.

But the last time Li Yuan joked about Du Haitao, there is nothing inappropriate, but now it is Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei, the two girls, it seems a little bad to say this again! It seems that Li Yuan seems to be drinking Later, when he let himself go a little too far, He Jiong was about to divert this topic. After all, when he was a big brother, at a critical moment, he had to help check and fill in the gaps.

But before they could open their mouths, Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei couldn't wait: "Then tell me what the solution is! Don't be dawdling!"

Chapter 152 A mouthful of old blood will spit out 【Subscription】

He Jiong's brain was running fast, thinking about how to turn this topic around. Although Jia Ling and Li Yuan were both brothers and sisters, they got along well, and people wouldn't care.

But this is a live broadcast, and if it gives the audience a bad impression, it will do a lot of damage to his personal image.

However, Li Yuan didn't realize it. Facing the urgent cry of the two eager to lose weight and get in shape, he continued: "Actually... I had an operation!"

"Operation"

Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei repeated it subconsciously, followed by unanimously: "liposuction surgery"

"Several, let's eat, okay? What about surgery?"

He Jiong still doesn't know what surgery is... the obstetrics and gynecology department's childbirth operation, so he quickly picked up his wine glass: "Come on, let's "Mr. He, wait a minute, if I figure it out, I'll be able to... Eat more!"

Jia Ling didn't give He Jiong a chance to change the subject, and then asked Xiang Li Yuan: "Is it the liposuction surgery...is it reliable? It seems to be bad for the body!"

Li Yuan watched He Jiong wink at himself, but he still said: "Well, it's really not good for the body, but it's not liposuction, it's amputation!"

The negative emotion value from Jia Ling is +45! The negative emotion value from Zhang Xiaofei is +23! The negative emotion value from Huang Lei +44 is from Zhuge Dali! The negative emotion value exploded violently, Jia Ling turned sideways, He gave Li Yuan a combo, and the small fist hit his arm tightly: "Amputation! I told you to amputate! I'm mad! Ah ah ah ah! I'm mad!"

Jia Ling beat him and roared at the same time, and Zhang Xiaofei felt very happy when she took action.

On the contrary, He Jiong was fine, he was inexplicably relieved, it wasn't any surgery, it seemed that he was worrying in vain just now, and Li Yuan had certain rules in his heart.

The proportions are quite good! "Hahahaha! Li Yuan is so funny! Liposuction and amputation! God's turning point!"

"As a fat man, I feel deep malice!"

"Let's have an amputation operation for Li Yuan! It's too skinny, so let's amputate it from the neck down!"

"How can you do this? Li Yuan is right! Amputation does not mean a lot of weight loss!"

"I'm going to spit out a mouthful of old blood, and I took out a small notebook and wanted to write it down in vain!"

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All the veterans in the live broadcast room were also stunned by Li Yuan's sudden turn, but they all laughed heartily afterward.

The barrage is even more airtight, and the number of people who can be increased greatly in each issue. Old friends, new friends, anyway... When they come to the live broadcast room, they are all good friends.

You can experience the Venus who is energized by Li Yuan together, and you can also enjoy the magical feeling of brain oxygen together.

Of course, the venting of negative emotions can not only make everyone feel happy, but Li Yuan also benefits a lot.

"Oops! No way, I'm dying of laughter"

Jia Ling massaged the corners of her eyes with her index fingers: "I feel that in the past two days, my crow's feet seems to be getting more and more happy!"

"That's right! Before I came, I was ready to be exhausted, but who knew that my body was not exhausted, but my heart was too tired!"

Zhang Xiaofei nodded again and again.

After all, it was a parting banquet. After drinking, everyone's mood became more relaxed, and chatting was also very casual, and every little face was red.

"Sister Ling, Sister Xiaofei, I think if you don't stay here for two more days, I feel too safe. As long as Li Yuan is skinned, you can take care of him!"

Zhuge vigorously expressed his love for Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei.

"We're gone, don't be vague if you should beat him!"

Zhang Xiaofei turned to look at Zhuge Dali next to him, and patted her arm: "Don't worry, even if Sister Ling and I leave, our hearts will be with you! Sisters are of the same mind, and their profits will break the gold!"

Jia Ling nodded: "Yes, Xiaofei is right, and then you can rest assured. If this kid dares to fight back, tell me, and I will come back to clean him up!"

Facing the support and encouragement of the two confidant elder sisters, Zhuge Dali sighed helplessly: "Sister Ling, I'm not afraid that he will fight back, the main reason is that he runs too fast, and I can't catch up!"

"That's it!"

Hearing Zhuge Dali's distress, Jia Ling was also a little helpless, pinched his chin, turned his head to look at Li Yuan, who was pretending to be innocent, looked up and down, and immediately remembered: "Hey!

Jia Ling slapped his thigh: "Look at this, isn't this kid running fast! Let's do an amputation operation for him and let him amputate his leg!"

Huang Lei and He Jiong burst out laughing, Li Yuan is going to smash his own foot with a stone, who told you to mention amputation just now, come on now! The foot will be smashed! Just now: acting Li Yuan, the innocent little white rabbit, was suddenly shocked: "No, I treat you as good sisters, but you actually want to amputate my feet"

Zhuge Dali looked at Li Yuan with a terrified look on his face: "Why am I amputating your foot, we are still good sisters! Even if you lose your foot, we can be your wheelchair wherever you want to go in the future!"

"Yes yes yes! We will be your wheelchair!"

Jia Ling and Zhang Xiaofei spoke in unison.

Then, looking at Li Yuan, not only was not moved at all, but also showed his inner fear with exaggerated acting skills, pointing at Jia Ling, Zhang Xiaofei and Zhuge Dali: "You guys are too cruel! I have no feet. Now, you still want to sit in my wheelchair and you sit in my wheelchair, so why don’t you buy one by yourself if you want to sit in whatever I sit on?”

Jia Ling: ""

Xiaofei: ""

vigorously:""

The three 3 girls look at me, I look at you, look at each other, followed by roaring laughter: "What are you thinking about, a broken five, a wheelchair, we can still rob you"

"That's it...! We said that it will take your feet and walk you, and what robs you of a wheelchair!"

"Humph! Saying that to you, think about that... wheelchair! Now it's gone!"

The three girls directly despised Li Yuan for their misunderstanding. Huang Lei and He Jiong couldn't help laughing at the side. The more they thought about it, the more they felt Coke.

Only Li Yuan was injured silently, looking up at the moon in the sky: "I'm really miserable, alas! I would have my heart illuminate the moon, but the bright moon illuminates the ditch!"

"bell bell"

"bell bell"

At this moment, the phone in the mushroom house rang, and everyone's attention was attracted and turned to look.

"Hey! This is a guest! Xiaoyuan, Dali, hurry up and receive it!"

Huang Lei gave the order, but before Li Yuan got up, Jia Ling stood up first: "Hey hey, I think I can go and help you find the bottom first!"

Chapter 153 Who will be the new guest this time 【Subscription】

The old-fashioned telephone is ringing non-stop, and if no one seems to be connected, it will keep ringing.

After Jia Ling got up, he led Zhang Xiaofei, Li Yuan and Zhuge Dali along with them.

Originally, Teacher He was thinking of taking over the overall situation in the past, but when he saw this scene, he immediately dismissed the idea. Maybe Jia Ling could really come up with something.

After all, Jia Ling is no longer in the comedy circle than before. In Lantai's "Ace", she has come into contact with too many artists, and the people are very familiar! With her presence, maybe she can really see through the other person's deity .

Jia Ling led the team into the room, looked at the phone, smiled slightly, and pressed the speakerphone button directly.