You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

Just when Zhang Dong was sleeping because of the excessive consumption of sword qi today

, the three beauties who were blackened by Zhang Dong suddenly looked at each other with their respective mobile phones

, and then began to call Zhang Dong directly

,

but Zhang Dong, who had already predicted their behavior, had already turned off.

All they get is "Sorry, your phone is off, Sorry!" The number you dialed is out of service..." Xu

Qian was so angry that she began to jump on the sofa again, like a round bouncy ball.

Then he waved his powder fist:

"No, after all, it is difficult to settle, we can't just be seen for nothing!" Sister, let's go directly to Zhang Dong's place to arrest him!"

Xu Wanqing sneered,

"What about after arresting him?"

Sister Wang also said lightly: "Aren't you afraid that he will use that weird sword qi to cut our clothes again?"

Then the two of them listened to Xu Qian and said with a serious face:

"Go and catch him, let's strip him naked and look back!" He dares to cut our clothes, we also rip off his clothes, no one suffers, hehe, am I very smart? Xu

Wanqing: ???

Sister Wang: ???

Then the screams of Xu Qian being cleaned up sounded in the very entertaining office.

This girl's brain is really broken, I

really don't understand which end she is!

If you look back, you won't suffer a loss?

According to her theory, if they were slept by Zhang Dong, would they not suffer a loss when they came back from sleeping?

One more sleep is blood earning?

Isn't this still kept for the New Year?

......

And Zhang Dong's live broadcast of sword qi from today's part-time side job has all been edited and uploaded to major network platforms by major UP masters.

Such a handsome thing as sword qi,

plus it also saved a kindergarten child from the poisonous hands of scum bandits.

The heat explodes directly.

The hot search for the neck is Zhang Dong's own land, and the new entry about him directly tops the old entry.

#糊咖明星张冬剑气一出, the bandits who attacked the kindergarten sent away ##夭寿了 directly

! This anchor really knows sword qi! Video testifies this! #

#气球者联盟的出现, make the entire balloon stall industry tremble. #

#这个明星除了跟娱乐圈搭边的技能一窍不通, he will do everything else, against the sky! #

And in the comment area of these popular entries

, water friends are even more boiling and reactional, and a refresh is a bunch of comments.

"Well done! I can only say that regardless of whether the anchor has sword qi or not, his behavior of standing up and saving kindergarten children is super handsome! Powdered!

"If I want to say, although I have also been mourned recently, no matter what grievances or blows I have suffered, it is not worthy to act at it like an innocent child, and the anchor should use sword qi to overwhelm it on the spot!"

"This one is extremely well used!"

"Our Distance from Evil Reality Edition! Damn it! Fortunately, there is such a paste star anchor! Kudos to Brother Dong!

"When it swings its knife at innocent children and others, it has become a heinous devil, and no grievance can be an excuse, it has no recognition at all, and it is not worthy of being a man."

"Well said!"

"Such an anchor is worth paying attention to, I heard that he is still a star? Such a star is called positive energy! "

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And Zhang Dong still slept until he woke up naturally

, but he had a rare dream last night, dreaming that Xu Wanqing's three beauties really came to his house

, and then Xu Qian, this loli, said that he couldn't be seen in vain

, so he teamed up with Xu Wanqing and Sister Wang to tie Zhang Dong up, and then wanted to strip Zhang Dong to see it back!

You even have to charge interest for in-depth exchanges!

Boy!

Zhang Dong thought in his dream: What about this good thing?

So I couldn't help but laugh, and as a result, I woke up laughing at once!

Muggles!

It's too late to repent!

Look blank.

So I went into the bathroom to wash up

, and then lay directly on the bed in large characters, and chanted incomprehensibly:

"Heaven and earth are infinite!" Borrow the law! Boye Boromi! Dawei Tenryu! "

Lottery!"

[Today's random skill draw: Congratulations to the host for obtaining the scalper skill mastery! ] Zhang

Dong: ???

What's the thing?

Scalper skilled proficient?

Does this mean to stop being human?

Do scalpers work hard to plow the land?

Is this reasonable?

Zhang Dong "swooped" and bounced up from the bed!

Just about to fight with the Gou system, I

suddenly found that I was sloppy.

It turns out that this scalper is not another scalper!

It is the kind of second-line trafficker, and the representative is the scalper who sells tickets that will appear on time every time the star holds a concert.

Zhang Dong was also very depressed after figuring it out.

Muggle's!

A star who is a very good entertainment company, his own superstar concert has not yet opened,

do you have to help other stars to empty the ticket first?

What's going on here?

But it doesn't matter,

you don't take that kind of order.

Scalpers do not necessarily resell concert tickets, and now scalpers can be said to do everything, what help queue to buy limited edition shoes, mobile phones,

help hospital registration

, help Disney queue and so on, etc., you

can see the scalper.

So Zhang Dong suddenly became energetic again

, Lao Tzu drew the skill mastery of being a scalper today, maybe tomorrow he will definitely be able to draw the skill mastery of being a superstar!

So this scalper!

Just do it!

Zhang Dong directly carried his beloved backpack

, went downstairs directly, first went to the nearby breakfast shop, ordered two baskets of xiaolongbao

, a bowl of millet porridge

, and then did not busy opening the live broadcast room

, but first used his mobile phone to download an order receiving APP that is now exclusively for scalpers in the city

, and then after the one-click registration information was completed,

he clicked on the automatic order taking

Only then did Meizi stuff a minced meat dumpling bun into his mouth while

opening the live broadcast room.

The water friends, who were accustomed to squatting in Zhang Dong's live broadcast room, immediately brushed up the barrage when they saw that he had finally started broadcasting

.

"Good morning anchor, what kind of side hustle are you doing today?" Quickly, I have not had much time to fish recently, and I am about to be laid off, so I advise you to do it yourself.

"I didn't see the anchor carrying a backpack again, I guess the anchor should be a side job of repairing air conditioners part-time this time!" Last time, the eldest brother also preached the anchor to repair the air conditioner, maybe it finally cashed in today.

"I don't see it, you guys look at the anchor's slow appearance, but his eyes are still glancing at his mobile phone from time to time, what kind of part-time side hustle such as online car hailing orders."

"Anyway, no matter what the side hustle, I will first help the anchor set the tone of today, eat greasy xiaolongbao in the morning, and then drink tea at the police station to relieve boredom, perfect!"

"Can't the anchor have a side hustle that teaches the skills of a side hustle? In this way, I can immediately sign up to learn sword qi from the anchor! It's really okay to learn to ask for rain, and it's okay to learn to draw US dollars.

"Good fellow! Your kid knows how to mise matryoshka dolls, why don't you say that you follow the anchor to learn the undertaker and learn the side business skills of spider people?

"Those side hustle skills are too high-end for artists who are not very good at entertainment to master, so I better learn something simple."

"..."

And Zhang Dong looked at the barrage of this group of happy people and water friends, Meizizi took a sip of millet porridge and said with a smile

, "You guys, always want to do big things, my part-time side business today is just an ordinary scalper, and now it is ready to accept orders on our city's order receiving APP, and the city's water friends who have needs can place orders."

"But please be merciful, don't make a list that will obviously be invited to the police station for tea!" I would have refused! You know me Zhang Dong, and I swear not to share the sky with gambling and drugs!"

As soon as Zhang Dong's words fell, the

entire live broadcast room fell silent directly.

Boy!

Part-time scalper today?

Then the water friends who were in a city with Zhang Dong immediately went crazy.

How could they refuse the close interaction with this strange anchor

?

So they poured into the scalper APP

and began to look for the suspected scalper account

of Zhang Dong, while Zhang Dong continued to take a sip of a small longbao and

then drink a sip of millet porridge, which

was not in a hurry at all.

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