You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

Zhang Dong rode the small yellow car directly

to the door of Uncle Qin's deceased care company, and

saw from a distance that the hearse that he was driving more and more smoothly stopped there quietly.

Zhang Dong parked

the little yellow car, and then first looked at the store twice at the door of the deceased care company, and found that Uncle Qin was taking entertaining artists inside for mortician training

, so he smiled evilly

and went straight to the hearse, his little hands shook, the door of the hearse cab opened

, and then he sat in

, and then bent over and pounded, and started the car

Step the accelerator down,

open and run.

When Uncle Qin heard the sound and ran out to take a look,

he only saw Zhang Dong's smiling face sitting in the hearse cab waving goodbye to him.

Uncle Qin's face suddenly turned white with anger, and

he shouted at Zhang Dong:

"Dong smash!" Why don't you come back for me!" I also made an appointment with Xiaofang to go fishing today! What should I do without a car? Winter smash! "

But Zhang Dong has long since disappeared.

......

Zhang Dong drove the hearse, with a car skill proficiency bonus

, and soon came to the door of a community issued to him by the plaid shirt customer

, where a row of relatives sending vehicles has been

parked, at this time there are a bunch of people busy sticking double happiness to the car, hanging banners, bundled balloons

and the like, Zhang Dong quietly parked the hearse in the last inconspicuous position

, and then also familiarized the past, Holding those decorations began to decorate Uncle Qin's

hearse, especially the huge words "Care Company for the Dead", he directly held the banner and the balloon to cover it up

, don't say, the hearse this thing, if you don't understand people look at it, it's no different from an RV.

Zhang Dong disguised... Ah no, after decorating the hearse, I stood by the car and began to wait.

After a while, I heard a crackling of firecrackers at the entrance

of the community, and then a group of people came out with joyful embrace of the bride, and the groom in a straight suit directly hugged the bride into the head car with a princess.

Then relatives and friends began to sit in the back to pick up relatives and send relatives to the car.

Zhang Dong also found a person like a best man at this time, and he was still broadcasting live with his mobile phone.

I have to sigh that now is really the era of national live broadcasting.

At this moment,

Zhang Dong suddenly felt that there were a bunch of people in front of him....

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven!

I'm Nima!

It turned out to be seven water spirit bridesmaids wearing light blue bridesmaid dresses!

Zhang Dong almost blurted out and asked, "Are you Huluwa going to save grandpa?" "

No,

why did all this bridesmaid group come to him?"

But now is not the time to care about the details, do a line of love yourself, take

orders to be dedicated,

and fortunately your hearse is big enough!

Fit eight!

Seven is seven.

So Zhang Dong directly opened the people in the back compartment of the hearse

, got into the cab himself

, and then beckoned to the seven flower-like bridesmaids with joyful faces:

"Beauties, get on the car quickly, it's too late to explain!"

And the seven bridesmaids originally thought that this was an RV, so they gave up the car in front of them and

came to find Zhang Dong's car together,

who knew that when they went up, they found that something seemed wrong.

This hearse back compartment actually has a row of seats on the left and right

, and then intimately arranged the armrest, and

there is a groove in the middle to place the coffin, fortunately, Uncle Qin did not put it today, probably because he wanted to date the old lady named Xiaofang,

otherwise Zhang Dong felt that his scalping list today was really not good.

It's already outrageous for you to drive a hearse to send off relatives, and if you still have a coffin in the car,

what?

Do you still want to congratulate people on their fortune?

And those bridesmaids are also young women, full of youth, have never been in a special car such as a hearse

, and they seem quite novel, and they

twitter after getting on the car, cheerful

.

This caused Zhang Dong, an originally unknown hearse, to attract most of the attention.

Because of the wedding, the bride must be the groom's.

But the bridesmaids are everyone's!

Is it a bridesmaid who doesn't like to look beautiful?

Right?

The result was loaded by Zhang Dong's car.

Because it was seven bridesmaids, there were exactly six of three on the side of the rear compartment, and the

remaining one sat directly in the co-pilot.

Then when she saw Zhang Dong's appearance, her eyes suddenly lit up, and she shouted to the sisters in the back compartment:

"Sisters, I said that I chose this car, this driver is really a handsome guy!" It looks more handsome than ordinary stars! Earned! "

Aaaaa Xiaomei, come down quickly, I want to change with you! I have to get off the order this year! Otherwise my mother won't let me go home, woo-woo..."

My mother also said so, fast hands and slow hands!

"Good fellow! Xiaomei, you are really a typical oblivion! Say yes and share everything?

"Handsome! How do I look at you more and more familiar? You wouldn't really be a star, would you?

When Zhang Dong heard this, he directly found a pair of sunglasses from the car and put them on, and then shook his head with a smile.

As soon as I stepped on the accelerator, I began to follow the convoy to the wedding hotel.

Grandma's!

As soon as this beauty became unrestrained,

there was nothing to do with him Zhang Dong at all!

And the friends in the live broadcast room were crazy.

"I really served the anchor this old six, obviously said that I would give customers a Rolls-Royce Cullinan, but as a result, you get a hearse to send relatives, whether it is placed on a red happy event or a white happy event, it is quite explosive!"

"You don't understand when you look upstairs, do you? You see, he could blow white happy events and red happy events in ancient times, so who stipulated that hearse could not send relatives, right?

"Ah this... For a moment, I was speechless! It is worthy of being an old fan of Brother Dong, it is indeed reasonable!

"Aren't you still paying attention to any hearse?" Which one do the Seven Fairy brothers like? I love the little beauty on the cab, just love and hate, it's the one I like.

"Then I'll choose the third on the left, the little one is also cute!"

"Huh... Shallow! Ignorance! Children only do multiple-choice questions! All of them!

"Every time I thought the anchor was dead, he either blackened me or gave me benefits, which is the main reason why I don't give up!" Brother Dong, I love you! "

Gee... Nantong is terrible!

"Anyway, I will serve the anchor, I really know how to play, but do you say that he will be discovered by the main family because he drives a hearse to send relatives, and then violently beats him up and sends him to the police station for tea?"

"Huh? This is a path that Brother Dong never imagined. "

..."

And Zhang Dong didn't have time to pay attention to what barrage the water friend was sending in the live broadcast room at this time

, he was now dealing with these seven lively and cheerful bridesmaids, and they were all busy.

It seems that he is a little fresh meat besieged and teased by seven bridesmaids at this time,

but the famous critic five-star general MacArthur once said:

"The most high-end hunters often appear in the form of prey at the beginning!"

So he first coughed lightly a few times, and then said a little shyly:

"Then please all the beautiful bridesmaids to respect themselves and keep a safe distance from me, because I am allergic to beautiful women when I was a child, and then, I warn you, I am still a single dog."

As soon as Zhang Dong's words fell

, the bridesmaids were amused by him and trembled

, and for a while

, the whole hearse was full of laughter, full of aroma, and the scenery was absolutely beautiful.

So Xiaomei, the bridesmaid of the co-pilot, covered her mouth and laughed for a long time before she gasped and asked:

"She looks more handsome than the star, and says that she is a single dog, shouldn't there be any special love?"

"That is, a dollar coin? Or what?

"It wouldn't be a lie to us, would it? I see that you are either a real sea king or a fighter among scumbags. "

The bridesmaids started booing again.

Zhang Dong smiled and said nothing, concentrating on driving.

Anyway, whatever you say now, you will be pinched by these bridesmaids, so you will slow down first

, when it comes to driving,

Zhang Dong is not afraid of anyone!

The bridesmaids saw that Zhang Dong did not accept the call, so they all winked at Xiaomei, the co-pilot, obviously

letting her continue.

So Xiaomei, the bridesmaid of the co-pilot, deliberately pasted towards Zhang Dong, and then giggled and asked:

"In this way, the driver's master is still long anyway, I will ask you a question to verify your hobby

, that is, do you like beautiful women with long legs?"

Zhang Dong held the steering wheel, glanced at Xiaomei's legs and smiled lightly:

"That depends on how long."

Xiaomei pointed to a bridesmaid in the back row and said with a serious face:

"Just that, the leg essence of our bridesmaid group, the jianghu claims that it only takes one step to cross the zebra crossing!"

"One step across the zebra crossing?"

"Good fellow! No wonder it's called leg essence, and got into the back compartment of my special car, did the driver who caused the accident find it? Does her epitaph still say 'The driver is fully responsible'? "

The bridesmaid group was first collectively confused after listening to it?

Then after waking up,

I couldn't help but start holding the leg essence and began to laugh and collapse.

The epitaph of God reads 'The driver is fully responsible'.

This handsome driver should be a stand-up comedian, even if he is not a star

, right?

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