You are a celebrity, and every time the police are out, you are there?

Zhang Dong sang that before he crossed over

, Dao Brother fans thought that ten years to sharpen a sword and directly seal the throat,

but it was ten years to sharpen a shovel and directly dig a grave - "Rakshasa Sea Market"!

The lyrics of this song actually seem to be written about a short story of the Rakshasa Kingdom in Pu Songling's "Liaozhai Zhi Yi".

In Pu Songling's book, it is recorded that the Rakshasa Kingdom is a country where black and white are reversed, beauty and ugliness, and from there, traveling 20,000 li to the east, it is our country.

But in fact, the metaphorical circle in the song is the music entertainment industry

, and the way of survival is like the Rakshasa Kingdom

, Zhang Dong feels that it should be very suitable to sing it by himself, a pasty coffee.

Therefore, as soon as he opened his mouth, he was angry and dantian:

"The Rakshasa Kingdom is twenty-six thousand li to the east, ah!"

"Cross the three inches of yellow mud over the scorched sea."

"Just because there is a river."

"The river flows through Gougouying..." Zhang

Dong's a cappella singing

directly made the entire festive wedding scene and live broadcast room, which was originally lively like the New Year, like

being struck by lightning!

Silence!

This is not to say that everyone was heard by Zhang Dong's singing voice like Xian Le'er.

It's that they really can't believe that

there is a star,

no!

Even if it is an ordinary person, it makes no sense to

be able to sing like this!

What are you really five tones without a single tone in

pitch, that voice is quite good when the live broadcast is on,

why do you want to die as soon as you open your mouth to sing?

At this moment

, many people's minds were brainwashed by Zhang Dong's magic voice on the stage

, and they couldn't help but think of it

, this man

, in addition to the title of drinking tea Tianzun,

also has a well-known name called Yan Wang Ye chasing the person who feeds the rice!

Now they finally deeply understand that Zhang Dong's singing is really working hard in the direction of sending people away!

He mushys for a reason!

Because God doesn't want Zhang Dong to make too many killings!

And he himself did not feel it at all

, and his eyes were half-closed

, like a fat tiger, the song god in Doraemon, intoxicated in his own song,

"Namahu didn't know that he was a donkey," "The

bird didn't know that he was a chicken

," "The hook has always been elegant,"

"Since ancient times, the grandfather has a good reputation..."

No matter how you wash it, it's a dirty thing..."

As if nothing happened today, it looked like listening to music.

Everyone was not unwilling to interrupt Zhang Dongmo on the stage

to sing, but he was really taken away by his demonic singing,

and he was already in a trance and

unable to stop it.

In the end, it wasn't until Zhang Dong couldn't remember the rest of the lyrics

and began to hum and haha to make up there

that the wedding officiant suddenly returned the soul, snatched the microphone in Zhang Dong's hand, and

said with tears:

"Brother Dong! Please, you sang ... It's really ... Anyway, I read little and have no culture

, and I can't describe your singing voice in words

, but if you listen to my advice, don't sing it in the future! Zhang

Dong: ???

How to speak?

I haven't sung yet!

How can you kid stop a superstar in the entertainment industry from rising?

But when he looked at the wedding scene under the stage with wide eyes

, those people had expressions on their faces that seemed to have suffered from a magic sound, and

they immediately understood,

special!

I am still the original pasty star with incomplete five tones, and there is no change in the slightest!

Grass!

Damn it!

And Zhang Dong's live broadcast room is now also directly fryer!

"Cry! All special to Lao Tzu cry! Woo hoo... Thank you Brother Dong for curing my grandmother's deafness for more than ten years! Just now after listening to Brother Dong's song, she actually asked me, who is crying? Crying so well?

"This is against the sky! Brother Dong is simply a weapon of mass destruction in the entertainment industry, comparable to the six-fingered piano demon in martial arts movies! After I heard this song, the whole person cracked!

"I was just beaten by my mother, she said that I just lay at home all day on vacation to watch live broadcasts, and I listened to such an ugly song, and I just whined, and I was almost scared that she smashed the TV."

"Aha... I am relieved, anyway, at least a hundred years, our brother Dong will not be able to go back to the entertainment industry, a good thing! Brothers!

"Shhh! Upstairs you understand good things!

"I really couldn't understand how such a handsome star as Brother Dong was pasted, but I understand now, well, it's good paste!"

"Brother Dong's song, in fact, it can be provided to the Criminal Police Team and the Liberation East Police Station, which prisoner does not recruit, give them a loop to play Brother Dong's song, and even resist to the end, let Brother Dong go over and sing on the spot!"

"Good fellow! Upstairs you are really the devil! Satan definitely tattooed you on the back!

"I almost called the police, and then I thought that singing is not illegal

, woo-woo..." When Zhang Dong came down from the stage

and returned to the bridesmaid table

, the seven bridesmaids carefully took out a wad of toilet paper from their respective ears

, Zhang Dong looked at it

, and suddenly everyone was numb,

pockmarked eggs!

This place can't stay, I

have already stolen the groom's limelight today!

In order to prevent the situation from continuing to develop in an uncontrollable direction for a while

, such as the bride and groom's home calling the police,

wouldn't they have died unjustly?

So just stand up and slip away.

But when Zhang Dong just slipped to the door of the hotel,

his mobile phone rang.

Zhang Dong saw that it

was still his own customer who placed an order, and

directly picked up and said:

"Boss, fortunately, the singing is complete!"

There was silence on the phone for a long time before a faint voice came:

"Brother Dong, you ... This song is really earth-shattering, I believe the bride will never forget this wedding in her life, so I still thank you!

"But Brother Dong, are you really a star? I don't have any malice, I just want to ask, has this entertainment industry really rotted into this? Zhang

Dong: ???

I'm Nima!

Is this still called no malice?

Forget it!

"Boss, you're right, this dirty entertainment industry, don't wait, so I don't have a part-time side job every day, otherwise I won't receive your order."

Zhang Dong said lightly with a cloudy face.

"Okay, okay, Brother Dong, in fact, my family is too big to be able to do it, I think if I can directly order you next time, you go to my hometown to sing a few songs?" The price is easy to say!

The plaid customer asked with a serious look on the other end of the phone.

Zhang Dong: ???

"Boss, you can contact us directly about this matter Very Hang Entertainment Company, whether it is funeral or crying, funeral one-stop service package you are satisfied!"

"Pretty entertaining, huh? Good, good, I remembered, thank you Brother Dong! I'll contact you next time there is business! In short, today I think it is still worth it, I hope there will be opportunities for cooperation next time, goodbye.

"Goodbye, if you have this kind of good work next time, please remember to contact me!"

The plaid shirt customer on the opposite side was immediately messy.

Brother Dong,

please be a person.

Do you still want him to have another heart-wrenching relationship?

So I quickly hung up the phone.

Only Zhang Dong was left with a beep.

......

Just when Zhang Dong hung up the phone

and was about to drive into Uncle Qin's hearse to refuel first and then return the car

, Xiaomei, the bridesmaid who had been sitting in his co-driver at the beginning, suddenly appeared

, grabbed Zhang Dong's arm, and

said with a smile:

"Handsome master, where are you going?" Say yes, you don't want to run away without a fight, right?

Zhang Dong was immediately stunned.

I looked at the six silhouettes behind Xiaomei who chased after her with the hem of her skirt.

Throw a fit!

Hold the grass!

You guys actually play real?

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